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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Uyi168: 8:12pm On Mar 01, 2020
petitejolie:
its our cross of one Nigeria. Let us carry it.
..kk
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Isoduwa(m): 8:14pm On Mar 01, 2020
China made
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by hilfinity(m): 8:14pm On Mar 01, 2020
[quote author=mamaafrik post=87078261]We need the duck that can eat atleast three killer herdmen per day in Nigeria
grin
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by AnanseK(m): 8:18pm On Mar 01, 2020
And how many ducks can you eat in a day?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by oluwaahmed: 8:20pm On Mar 01, 2020
Guess the locusts are now sitting ducks.

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Ayobami7(m): 8:23pm On Mar 01, 2020
好的
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Tchange1(m): 8:25pm On Mar 01, 2020
mamaafrik:
We need the duck that can eat atleast three killer herdmen per day in Nigeria

Na Bioduck be dat
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by darleenje: 8:27pm On Mar 01, 2020
Righteousness89:
Locust Invasion..

Seems like this Generation is receiving the plagues of Egypt ...

I Advice those on the Receiving end of this Calamity to Humble themselves and Cry to GOD for Mercy..

When GOD ALMIGHTY is Punishing an individual, a nation , a community, etc Those who try to help will also be Punished!!

Why do you read your Bible upside down?

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by mvem(m): 8:29pm On Mar 01, 2020
themosthigh:
I am a commander of the first duck brigade of the nigerian army.
guy you no serious
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Cocolatti(m): 8:30pm On Mar 01, 2020
In Nigeria the news headlines will be something like :

FG to Spend 15 Billion to fight Locust invasion

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by bigiyaro(m): 8:30pm On Mar 01, 2020
themosthigh:
I am a commander of the first duck brigade of the nigerian army.
lol, am sure the first platoon will resume inside ur pot.

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by pacespot(m): 8:31pm On Mar 01, 2020
You just have to admire these Chinese, they seem to have solutions to any problems, who doesn't know that ducks like locusts than anything grin the protein rich meal will also assist the ducks to give birth to more ducks to feed on the pests, and more ducks for Chinese human consumption, perfect solution!

I heard China now have solution to Pakistan long dry weather, they can throw some chemical compound into the atmosphere to invite rains where it hasn't been raining.

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by modsfucker: 8:32pm On Mar 01, 2020
How did they manage to assemble the ducks and give them direction?

Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Aarenaija: 8:35pm On Mar 01, 2020
I am not as worried for China as mush for Nigeria. When God allow such challenges in a country, it only means that God wants them to repent from something which is best known to them.

I wish they can heed the call of God and all will be over sooner than expected.

But for Nigeria, killer heardmen insinuated to be having support from the powerful in Nigeria, SARS problems, police brutality and more all leads to shedding of blood. If God should decide to deal with these people, unfortunately it is going to affect everybody.
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by pacespot(m): 8:35pm On Mar 01, 2020
But can't they just fumigate these pests from the sky?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by mamaafrik(m): 8:36pm On Mar 01, 2020
Tchange1:


Na Bioduck be dat
how i wish Amotekun could just introduce some to waylay those killed herdmen for our bushes,imagine this caption for Punch headline " Three headless Herdmen found beside the Lagos-benin expressway,cattle scattered all the villages nearby".
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by mamaafrik(m): 8:39pm On Mar 01, 2020
modsfucker:
How did they manage to assemble the ducks and give them direction?
them go pour corn for them now
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Nobody: 8:39pm On Mar 01, 2020
end time is here
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by modsfucker: 8:39pm On Mar 01, 2020
mamaafrik:
them go pour corn for them now

And the direction nko?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by mamaafrik(m): 8:39pm On Mar 01, 2020
pacespot:
But can't they just fumigate these pests from the sky?
fumigation has chemical-pollution consequences
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by FManager(m): 8:40pm On Mar 01, 2020
9jayes:
US is behind dis China disasters...
Guy calm down, make FBI no find you for this statement undecided

Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by mamaafrik(m): 8:40pm On Mar 01, 2020
modsfucker:


And the direction nko?
he be like say you never rear fowl before
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Righteousness89(m): 8:41pm On Mar 01, 2020
ednut1:
disaster and plagues have always been. The spanish flu killed over 40m people in the early 1900s. Corona never kill 10k

Keep Consoling and Decieving yourself!
Very soon, The Big one will clear your eyes...
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by scoundrel(f): 8:44pm On Mar 01, 2020
This is a simple solution to a simple problem. Here a lot of people can do the same but sitting to complain about the government is more fun. I have pledged that if I come across situations I can solve myself I will engage them head-on than wait till they get bigger.
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Slimdaddy2: 8:45pm On Mar 01, 2020
See common sense
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by 2sexycom(m): 8:48pm On Mar 01, 2020
DMerciful:
China is going through tough times of late but they are very resolute. They will be victorious!
They didn't become what they today without these things as part of their history. At a point, china would have been extinct but they held on. It is why they will continue to work while some gullible Nigerians laugh at their products but only to realized later that China has taken the world by storm...

Their belief and thoughts are not on same wavelength as we have here in Nigeria.

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by pacespot(m): 8:48pm On Mar 01, 2020
toobusy:
since China band the activities of Christianity in there country,they have been experiencing one plague after another like the Egypt of the old.......

Perfect topic for your pastor to deceive you gullible folks in his sermon, if China is ungodly and its economy is so developed, I will rather be ungodly than languishing in pains and sufferings in Nigeria with so many churches everywhere.
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by gustav25: 8:52pm On Mar 01, 2020
2sexycom:
They didn't become what they today without these things as part of their history. At a point, china would have been extinct but they held on. It is why they will continue to work while some gullible Nigerians laugh at their products but only to realized later that China has taken the world by storm...

Their belief and thoughts are not on same wavelength as we have here in Nigeria.
Go
mamaafrik:
he be like say you never rear fowl before
mamaafrik:
them go pour corn for them now
UndauntedYOCA:


Permission to relax myself sir!
God damn it .... They amount of brain-dead folks here is alarming. How did one who read this stuff come here to talk nonsense about China ? Is comprehension really that hard for y'all ? China is helping Pakistan to weld off them locusts and not China itself .....make una stop to disgrace una papa and teacher Biko
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Bluffly: 8:55pm On Mar 01, 2020
ajebuter:
Only China?

Corona virus, na Dem

Now locust invasion?

China Amaka! grin grin grin
Read

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by mamaafrik(m): 8:56pm On Mar 01, 2020
gustav25:
Go
God damn it .... They amount of brain-dead folks here is alarming. How did one who read this stuff come here to talk nonsense about China ? Is comprehension really that hard for y'all ? China is helping Pakistan to weld off them locusts and not China itself .....make una stop to disgrace una papa and teacher Biko
who owns this masquerade,have you heard about the word "Banter" before,just swerve to one side if your gumption is below the idea served here.
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Ten06(m): 9:11pm On Mar 01, 2020
mamaafrik:
We need the duck that can eat atleast three killer Herdmen per day in Nigeria.
Something need to get rid of those swam of parasites from we obodo country
It shows clearly that everybody is tired of bubu and his gang of killer herdsmen. But how did we manage to fall for the hand of bubu and his killers?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Nobody: 9:13pm On Mar 01, 2020
Macsjebs:

Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/china-deploys-army-ducks-fight-21593068


It's high time Chiba left communism and state atheism to acknowledge and follow the true God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. China, embrace Jesus as your saviour now and stop persecuting Chinese Christians.

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