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The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Nobody: 9:14pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
As much as I don't want this to have a spiritual undertone, God did save me this night reason is, Am already set to eat this night, Infact I was seated already na so to shit come dey worry me, I was like, if I chop finish I go shit naw but the urge was so crazy I just have to go. Getting to the toilet, saw this snake trapped in between the toilet's window frames. How it got there, I don't know, how he got trapped, I don't know but two things could have happened 1) I might have sat down to do my thing and this serpent bite me from the head or 2) it fit Don enter inside the closet and bite my blockos(scrotum) BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS GOD 261 Likes 16 Shares
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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by chatinent: 9:17pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Sb is somersaulting now to push this to FP. 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Nobody: 9:18pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
I no dey chop snake o, we just burnt it and threw it away To shit the shit self I, no fit again. If not for the fact that couldn't find that small rubber u use to collect water and wash my bumbum, I could have just sat down and got bitten That third pics is the blood stain, immediately it brought out, it's head in between the frames, we just use stick pin the head join frame, we made sure it was dead before we let it go, I no Wan hear story that touch o Pls what type of snake is this self? Lalasticlala I Don upload more pics o 18 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by tidalstorm(m): 9:21pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
see as you dey roast am, this economy bad gan. That is why i love windows covered with mosquito nets. It doesn't just stop mosquitoes but other unwanted Animals. Sha, thank God for your life. 135 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Oluwasaeon(m): 9:22pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Lol. God save you Na vex you take kill am sef 43 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Abfinest007(m): 9:25pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
snake post always make front page 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by FatherBona: 9:37pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Lord lalasticlala, keeper of the realm of slithery creatures............. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by PrincessB1(f): 9:42pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Someone and his crew right now. Oh lalalala iyo iyo iyo iyo iyo iyo ![]() ![]() 162 Likes 12 Shares
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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by starbuck(f): 9:45pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by slowice(m): 9:47pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
This tiny thing na him you dey call snake ba |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Manuel69: 9:47pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Can a Snake walk on walls? 1 Like |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by GOFRONT(m): 9:47pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Now that you have killed this snake, think about those it has left behind.... Simon and girlfriend would have safely relocated the snake for you...... 16 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Lordjb: 10:02pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Okay 1 Like |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by noblealuu: 10:03pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Pls give it to one dead rotten meat seller on Nairaland to grill ![]() This is what he eats and come here licking an 80 years old man's rectum with reckless abandon ![]() 114 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Sokosuji: 10:03pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
SB will soon come out now and start asking what have u done? That is a fruit snake .. That is a rat snake.. That is a dove snake ![]() Omo snake na snake.. We all have natural phobia for snakes..because... Agwo ajoka! 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by sammysmiles(m): 10:03pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Evrytym snake snake snake snake.... Nah two oooooo.... |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by KendrickAyomide: 10:03pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by lonelydora: 10:03pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Fumigate your surroundings and have rest of mind. A picture of the toilet or I don't believe it. 2 Likes |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Ilerioluwa02: 10:04pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Lala has rushed here again... our dear snake master 21 Likes
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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Nobody: 10:04pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
I think is black mamba 5 Likes |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Yankiss(m): 10:04pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
I am only observing the viciousness of the killing. I find snakes creepy though. I cant stand the sight of even very small ones not to talk of this size. Seems no one is interested in eating this one. ![]() 7 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Kpilo101: 10:04pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Na for pit toilet or kaka n flush own 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Roon9(m): 10:04pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Nawa o! U use vex batter d snake mad ![]() This wan be like agent ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by sonsomegrigbo: 10:04pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
southniyikaye: Congrats lalasticlala. Hope you are on your way to church for Thanksgiving 2 Likes |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by dalass(f): 10:05pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by soberdrunk(m): 10:05pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
If our guardian Angels were snakes, over 80% of Nigerians have killed their guardian angels ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by TeleboiZ005(m): 10:05pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Op have made me switch on my toilet light while online. Op no mek me de fear nonsense o 6 Likes |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by Zico5(m): 10:05pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
God will continue to keep u safe. This is indeed God's work 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by realstars: 10:05pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
Na for chops na!! |
Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by jej3013(m): 10:06pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
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Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by SeunStats(m): 10:07pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
See as this OP waste ma favorite food |
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