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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Timi141: 8:00pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
angelEmade:So this is what you do on Nairaland when you are not pushing Zionist propaganda. Issokay. To all the h0rny motherfuckers salivating over this post. This is a man ooooo. 8 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 8:15pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
Timi141:indeed.... tail-gating people around with your fanatical beliefs little wonder you bear so much grudge against those whom you describe as Zionists. whatever I post or comment here on NL...I count as whiling away time and it is non of your miserable life's business. you are a big example of a miserable man go get a life cunt. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by LegendaryLover(m): 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
i'm soldier on a peace-keeping mission in Liberia yrs ago. My battalion were just keeping watch over this village ravaged by rebels from time to time. No sex in months, Hot, i decide to rub one out away in the bush. While at it, i'm too caught up in the act, i fail to notice 3 thick ebony female rebels armed with dangerous AK47rifles, all looking for soldiers to kill b4 raiding the village again. These were a primitive tribe as these women had no clothes on their top body, but just knickers, exposing their huge black boobs. They were about to shoot me but had noticed i was wanking. I beg for my life. They all smile. Ask me to continue wanking as they watch. few mins pass, i see them dripping wet from their vj. They put down guns. order me to kneel. Then totally UnCloth. One is now bent holding a tree as she twerks her bare ass against my face. Another twerks her bare ass against back of my head. Third one is giving me a handjob. It turns into a 4-some as we all f*ck. After we all orgasm, they let me go. 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by blacq2009(m): 8:26pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
angelEmade:You would have fu****d him? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 8:38pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
LegendaryLover: Sir where can I get a copy of the movie? Netflix's or iroko tv? 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 8:39pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
angelEmade: But truly are you a female or Male maybe we shouldn't believe your story |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Timi141: 8:42pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
angelEmade: |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by iamarealman(m): 9:13pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by iamarealman(m): 9:13pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by MickzyDonald: 9:17pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
angelEmade:Don't let me say a word Bcus u will have grabbed my 9inches bfor u know it |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 9:48pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
Thoseen30:I am who I am bliv whatever you can running around like a fan or fucking around with a bang or cruising around in your car all are forms of traveling right? with different directions like a rat. duurh m a girl with some swag but how can I change your heart? believe everything you can... but I am always a girl with a star! 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Specyano(m): 9:49pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
seanwilliam: Behold the holy moan 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Nobody: 10:28pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
MiVida: Yeah..... We gotta overcome depression and fear.... They are terribly helping to keep us down 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 10:42pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
angelEmade: Lemme guess that's nicki? Or cardi b? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Timi141: 11:06pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by boom99(m): 11:34pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
hard question |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Portgas(m): 11:58pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
MiVida:I'm the only son..and I engoy life...just get mad friends...they'll do the trick |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Bluefish7(m): 12:37am On Mar 08, 2020 |
In my whole life have wanked by meself thrice once 2days ago then twice yesterday sincerely i feel terrible with myself for doing it, buh kunji na bastard being celibate for over a year now. Am losing it ���� 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 5:41pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
Thoseen30:No that's me. I am a poet |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Penflame(m): 6:44pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
angelEmade: My God... you are a beauty goddess if that's your true picture on your profile pics. I just mail you now, check it out and let's connect |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 8:06pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
Penflame:lol thanks. lots of filters though... like its a model photoshoot cuz don't be disappointed without the filters m not so cute sire |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by IANAGI(m): 8:22pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
angelEmade: You wish you were that pretty. LAIR!!! 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 9:41pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
angelEmade: I'm on that role too would like to battle with you |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by tobby20: 10:04pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
Penflame:Bros its not her Konji deh catch u 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by DiplomaticFatma(m): 10:08pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
angelEmade: My girl usually do the twisting of the leg. She doesn't like touching herself, but she know how to twist the left better and she will cum 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 11:12pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
Thoseen30:let the war begin with a fury and raging start and a seemingly furious fight Stand your ground don't take flight weaklings would run like cats or get blown away like rats but this angel will battle her rights Ring the bells of contest let's sing the lines of poem Bring the men of conquest let's bing the net for starquest Looking for wellsof pests in Budapest Or the red beads of the budha? where to fetch the lyrics of valour? no no! my valorous darling My poems are from the palours of my heart From the fortnights where rain dwells Upon a place with some rays And some rakes stacked against a stake In a mansion without fashion where light rays meet night days from such ways comes my lace. There is literature in my head honey it's like fixtures without seizures stainless as a scissors, red like the rhesus. Oh Jesus! give me a lexus! And a beautiful picture...of a wonderful future! ...perfection (Angel Imade) 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Zither(m): 11:29pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
angelEmade: hmm. You know that is a rap...a sort of multi-purpose composition with rhymes and lyric which are but the shadow of poetry....don't you? I love poetry, too. I admire your piece. It is glossy and shiny but it can be much more. If it must be poetry it must have the blood of poetry flowing in its veins. Let me step aside before I become a casualty of the brewing rap war. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Kingsteve(m): 11:45pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
angelEmade: Impressive! Bravo, bravo, bravo! Here's a lil' something, dedicated to a friend of mine. Here it goes... Do you believe in mysteries? Can you demystify mysteries? I am living in misery Cos this mystery is my misery I have fallen for her like a tree But these branches wont break free Even though I'm trying to break free But this tree won't let me go free |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Penflame(m): 7:49am On Mar 09, 2020 |
tobby20:You know her somewhere before ni? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Penflame(m): 7:51am On Mar 09, 2020 |
angelEmade:No problem... Have you checked your mail? I DMed you |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by tobby20: 8:54am On Mar 09, 2020 |
Penflame:Don't take my words seriously |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 9:15am On Mar 09, 2020 |
Zither:beauty is in the eyes.... |
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