Macsjebs:

Just 2k Sir, ours is different, an active member on this thread bought from me

Felicity0001:

Lol...
I didnt say oooh...lol

Felicity0001:

Madam's own too us nice and good just that I think it doesn't last like I want.
Dont know if it's because I wash my car everyday shall.

Well, what more do I even expect, a car that is opened nothing less than 20times a day!

Felicity0001:

Madam's own too us nice and good just that I think it doesn't last like I want.
Dont know if it's because I wash my car everyday shall.

Well, what more do I even expect, a car that is opened nothing less than 20times a day!

Dovehorizon:
Lolz, dont believe everything you read online.

Someone said he started this uber journey and was able to buy 8 cars in two years. This feat is almost very impossible to achieve except by Grace or fraudulent act.

Now let me break it down.
If said person relied solely on driving on uber this is what u get :
We gat no idea if the 8 cars were bought as toks or fairly use but let me place a value of 1m on each car...

8 cars in 2 years, which means he maybe bought 4cars in a year.
1m X 4cars : 4m

To achieve 4 million naira driving solely on uber / taxify (maybe) in a year
This simply means :
4m ÷ 12months : 333,333 (meaning u should be making at least 333,333k monthly)
333,333 ÷ 4weeks : 83,333k weekly (this means u should be making 83k weekly)

To achieve 83k weekly, that means your gross should be about 150k weekly.

You are prone to certain issues that would pop its ugly head once in a while, these issues will take a chunk of the profit made.
issues like this can never be avoided : mechanical and electrical issues (shock, brake pad, tyres blowout, steering pump, compressor, ball joint, fuel pump, alternator, bad kickstarter), servicing... You have lastma, vio to reckon with once in a while. Bad riders, Bolt app malfunctioning cant be left out. Then unforeseen issues like accident, robbery etc.... remember, you also have responsibilities as well, i dont know if you are married or single but one thing is certain, you are responsible for yourself (feed yourself poorly, dont have enough rest/sleep and the resultant effect is a health breakdown and this will affect your earnings)


On this story, there are so many loopholes which makes it very difficult to believe. Dont be like those motivational speakers : my first salary was 5k and in 6 months I bought a house in banana island without stating how the money was made. If you can't state how it was made, then dont bother saying it as you could be passing a message in a wrong way.




On another note, it's really sad to know that people are juxtaposing Nigeria with countries that are miles ahead of us in almost everything (aside corruption).
Using U.S and England as a yardstick to support your argument is really not nice.
They have good healthcare, good roads, good basic amenities etc but what do we have here other than bad roads, epileptic power supply just to mention but a few...

My point here is, if you are blessed, do not use that opportunity to look down on anyone or talk with reckless abandon... In the game of chess, the lowest ranked officer (pawn) can still become a Queen (the most powerful piece). Life na turn by turn.
If you wanna encourage someone, then apply emotional intelligence to it...

ndubuis:
That's why using a dual sim phone is best in this business. I use a dual sim phone fully loaded with data. When one network starts messing up, I immediately switch to the other. Of what use is it to buy a mighty phone to please Uber but no network?
Una no dey hear word for this country.

Eizenburg:


I couldn’t help myself

radautoworks:


I no dey hide my age. I'm proud of it. I've earned every one of the 40 years and packed about 60 years of knowledge in. Shiii... I was in college till I was 35 and am still enrolled in the school of hard knocks. I have BA in hustle from USA and working on Masters in Naija

sexylassie:

i dont want to be mischievous but i hardly believe any of your stories.
so how many years did you serve in the military, which branch of the military did you serve? what was your rank and when did you retire?
you are now a instrumentation and controls engineer in the oil and gas industry
you are a uber driver
an ex military man
you been to more than 10 countries outside Nigeria
now, you have meet the number one Schneider Knx programmer, what is his name, i will like to know more about him.
nwanne, suffering they killin us softly.

radautoworks:


Try spraying two puffs in carpet under the seat and see how long it lasts. Maybe you're going nose blind to it because you're in your car so much. Ask your passengers how the car smells stylishly.

visionofbeauty:


Excuse me Ma, do you have any problem with him?
Do you have any business with him?
Have you met him before?

You see the problem here is bitterness of the heart, try to eliminate that out of your mind.
Whatever anyone post here shouldn't be your concern, read and pass, safe yourself the pains and frustrations.

I join this forum late last year, I barely post or comment on certain things, even on this thread, I only scan through the recent page and move on because everyone seems like masquerades to me here.
When I came across his posts on the über thread I doubted everything about him. Not everyone here believes him but all they do is to read and pass so what is your pain? Are you an acting nairaland FBI?

Now listen, do you know that I'm the guy he's sending to PH for a job hunt?
Do you know that I didn't know he's the one with the moniker, until I saw these lame arguments of yours this morning and I began to trace the cause of the argument,,it's then I realised that it's because of me.
I'm on my way to PH now with his staff. I was so weak when I realised that the man that stepped out of his way and his woman to help me was the one I hated most on this thread.

I'm not here to tell you about him, or convince you to belief him, no. Believe whatever you chose to, it's personal.
But don't come here calling people names, it's wrong.

Like I said, just read and pass, only a mad woman will comment on everything, trying to make people believe that her madness is real.

FYI, when quoting me, don't forget to quote that I was looking for a car recently.

Sir dru23
Thanks for your advice, I will.
I love your posts, and your business model, when I grow up I will be like you.

Happy Sunday family!

radautoworks:


Or I could simply tell you I'm 40 lol

Felicity0001:

See men... Calabardick can I rent your car for a weekly rental pleasesss... I'll remit 50k weekly

Felicity0001:

Hahaha... I say make I romance the thread small b4 I go out na
Not going to church today.

@ Godfather, As for the glasses up there, sorry I cant afford to buy one now unless you want to get one for me I can post my mailing address to you for shipping.
Thanks in anticipation. Lolzzz

You go fear begging with style

dru23:


Me am a small boy.. Not even legal to drink yet

visionofbeauty:


Excuse me Ma, do you have any problem with him?
Do you have any business with him?
Have you met him before?

You see the problem here is bitterness of the heart, try to eliminate that out of your mind.
Whatever anyone post here shouldn't be your concern, read and pass, safe yourself the pains and frustrations.

I join this forum late last year, I barely post or comment on certain things, even on this thread, I only scan through the recent page and move on because everyone seems like masquerades to me here.
When I came across his posts on the über thread I doubted everything about him. Not everyone here believes him but all they do is to read and pass so what is your pain? Are you an acting nairaland FBI?

Now listen, do you know that I'm the guy he's sending to PH for a job hunt?
Do you know that I didn't know he's the one with the moniker, until I saw these lame arguments of yours this morning and I began to trace the cause of the argument,,it's then I realised that it's because of me.
I'm on my way to PH now with his staff. I was so weak when I realised that the man that stepped out of his way and his woman to help me was the one I hated most on this thread.

I'm not here to tell you about him, or convince you to belief him, no. Believe whatever you chose to, it's personal.
But don't come here calling people names, it's wrong.

Like I said, just read and pass, only a mad woman will comment on everything, trying to make people believe that her madness is real.

FYI, when quoting me, don't forget to quote that I was looking for a car recently.

Sir dru23
Thanks for your advice, I will.
I love your posts, and your business model, when I grow up I will be like you.

Happy Sunday family!

GAZZUZZ:
Just went through 5 pages of nonsense .

Unfollows thread.

Matrix414:
Good morning guys. I trust we're all doing great. Please I'm new here and I'm interested in starting the e-hailing biz. I've never driven a car in Lagos but I move vehicles around in my locality. I am out of job presently and I believe this is an opportunity to sustain myself with the help and advice of mentors in the house.
Please where do I start the journey, do I need to attend a driving school?
How do I get conversant with Lagos routes?
Thank you in advance for your advice.

calabardick:

Oh boss, we need you here please, so sorry about that
It's unfortunate that one dead fly came and stink our beloved thread.

Ecclesiastes 10:1
Dead flies can make a whole bottle of perfume stink, and a little stupidity can cancel out the greatest wisdom.
>>>as the case maybe.

calabardick:


Druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

GAZZUZZ:


Seems that sexylassie is your EX check well.

dru23:



The way you say druuuuuuuuuu.. Reminds me of one my guy Ejor in the east ..lol

GAZZUZZ:


Seems that sexylassie is your EX check well.

radautoworks:


You're the second person to say that to my surprise. I use it and everyone else I've heard from it worked for. Did you spray into your carpet? You can't spray it on a hard surface. How many days do you get per application?

GAZZUZZ:


Seems that sexylassie is your EX check well.

GAZZUZZ:


Seems that sexylassie is your EX check well.

northbird:


That's the hogwash the media fed you.