Lagos is undesirable for many of us because of the traffic and other vices.

Ezmans:
ikorodu road today na worst

ikorodu don cast tey tey

vickydevoka:

Festac n alaba nko

Sango Maza Maza Festac Apapa Mile2 Okoko Alaba smh vigorously. Only blood of Jesus can help those areas

Please by all means, leave Lagos for Lagosians
Yall come to over populate our state
Leave ur govs to be embezzling your resources
Now have the guts to talk rubbish about our state

Lagos is supposed to have a subway train system by now. It wil stop most traffic problem

A few years ago, the last "leg" of my flight from Europe to Lagos lasted for 6 hours. A mere 5500 kilometers in 6 hours. We landed 15 minutes after the biggest thunderstorm of that season so streets were flooded with rainwater and $h1t. It took us over 4 hours from the airport to the hotel which is usually 20 minutes away.

Fash20:
Lagos is supposed to have a subway train system by now. It wil stop most traffic problem

You can't safely have a subway when you are not far enough above the ocean levels... unless you have a WELL maintained water removal systems or you know how to swim well.

linearity:


Stop over between Lagos and London? Oga na on top of Atlantic Ocean dem go stop over?

That is a direct 6hrs flight, some pilots do it even less eg 5hrs or 5 & half hours depending on their schedules.

He might be exaggerating a little but, his story is plausible and depicts the everyday struggle of the average lagosian.

There are numerous stop overs between lagos and London especially if you are using air Maroc

Stop over is in Casablanca

FuckAllTheMODs:


Bro, stop over occurs if you are travelling to a country that is not the mother country(headquarter) of the airline.
Let's say you are traveling to US or Dubai or any other country excluding Kenya with Kenya airline, you may have a stop over in Kenya.

But if you are traveling to US with an airline that headquartered in US(i.e an airline that the headquarter is in US), you won't have any stopover, the journey will be straight to US.

Mugu like you
Yahoo man spotted
Only you people bragged

Orpe7:
Now have the guts to talk rubbish about our state

Lagos is good for business. But is it rubbish for life? Yes, it is. And how is it a messenger's fault and not yours? Let me ask just a few questions:

- How is it messenger's fault and not yours that you have one of the biggest trash/garbage collection sites a mere 10 minutes away from MMIA?
- How is it messenger's fault and not yours that your oga at the top embezzles the money instead of developing the infrastructure (roads, sewage, stormwater canals, water supply etc)?
- How is it messenger's fault and not yours that almost everyone in Lagos drives like mad?

I could add more, but I doubt you could comprehend.

Biodun556:


As shared by Segalink

https://mobile.twitter.com/segalink/status/1235629884313083907

No lies detected

Last Friday, I left VI for Surulere at 4.15PM, got him 9.20PM

I just wanted to cry

Presently in the same holdup right now

I don tire

Unrated900:







Mugu like you
Yahoo man spotted
Only you people bragged

Your problem is factory made.
I saw you guys arguing and I decided to input my own contribution since I know something about what you guys are arguing on.

Where did you see bragging in my quote or I guess you took me for the guy you're arguing with initially.

You're uncouth.

kunleweb:
The traffic in some parts of Lagos is something else

Ikorodu, igbogbo axis and co.

Ikotun stretching to ejigbo, down to Cele Ijesha

The whole of Ajah, Awoyaya, Badore, Langbasa, Lakowe oh my goodness

sweating and hailing u from inside bus at ajah going to lakuwe now boss... #repAdeba

roundman:
Beer kill who?You know how many years i don dey knack beer?My friend there is nothing like a chilled ass beer after a long day hustle.

. Trophy kill him Dia. Beer d read deal

sassysure:
6hours?
I don't believe that.

Stay in mile 2 to wharf traffic then you will know dat Jesus is lord. U will eat ur lunch and dinner inside the bus

Lol. This is funny

emmysmith13:
Stay in mile 2 to wharf traffic then you will know dat Jesus is lord. U will eat ur lunch and dinner inside the bus

U are very comical

roundman:
Beer kill who?You know how many years i don dey knack beer?My friend there is nothing like a chilled ass beer after a long day hustle.

That's the reason why he advised you to keep away. Those who have liver problems enjoyed chilled beer for many years too!

I'm already used to the traffic but one occasion stood out for me not because it's the longest but because i was in a hurry, i left Alaba by 6 am nd by 10am the bus was still stuck in mud traffic just by Iyano era, a journey of abt 5 mins. I was so frustrated that day cos i was in a hurry to meet up with sth in another state. Currently i stay in Ibafo, nd everybody knows how that express is, by God's grace im moving away from here to a better place soon.

sassysure:


U are very comical

Hmmmm but its real oooo. Did you know how many Lagosians that were sacked because of that road?

Openbusiness:
Hmm, LAGOS TRAFFIC will RAPE YOU, VANDALIZE YOU, VICTIMIZE YOU, DRAIN YOU, HUMBLE YOU, FRY YOU, SCATTER YOU, USE YOU and DUMP YOU like dirty water..................nawa! Dis wan no be megacity, na traffic city abeg

Laugh won kill me o

Who cares if you are tired of Naija then vote out apc

DrMuzungu:


Lagos is good for business. But is it rubbish for life? Yes, it is. And how is it a messenger's fault and not yours? Let me ask just a few questions:

- How is it messenger's fault and not yours that you have one of the biggest trash/garbage collection sites a mere 10 minutes away from MMIA?
- How is it messenger's fault and not yours that your oga at the top embezzles the money instead of developing the infrastructure (roads, sewage, stormwater canals, water supply etc)?
- How is it messenger's fault and not yours that almost everyone in Lagos drives like mad?

I could add more, but I doubt you could comprehend.

YAWN!!!!!

Make una dey enjoy una Lagos na.

Us wey dey village, we dey enjoy our own too...

hustla:


No lies detected

Last Friday, I left VI for Surulere at 4.15PM, got him 9.20PM

I just wanted to cry

Presently in the same holdup right now

I don tire

anybody who doubt the possibility is obviously not living Lagos. I still embarked on 5 hours journey today within Lagos.

kunleweb:
The traffic in some parts of Lagos is something else

Ikorodu, igbogbo axis and co.

Ikotun stretching to ejigbo, down to Cele Ijesha

The whole of Ajah, Awoyaya, Badore, Langbasa, Lakowe oh my goodness

Ikorodu-igbogbo axis does not have that kind of traffic. It's Mile 2 - Ketu - Ojota axis that experience wicked traffic

RaptorX:
No Atlantic Ocean between Lagos and London.

Bros, which Ocean is between African & Europe again, e don tay wey I do geography, I beg remind me.

StrikeBack:
There are numerous stop overs between lagos and London especially if you are using air Maroc

Stop over is in Casablanca

Those are indirect flights, the origin twit did not indicate an indirect flight, so you will not imply that to conclude his story is wrong.

Most rational beings reading the first twit will assume that, he was talking about a direct flight and not some indirect flight through another city/country.

This is why I can never live in Lagos, I just can't
I'm used to getting up by 6am and within 10min drive I get to my destination

The ONLY reason I can't stay in Lagos...
It make every tedious...

linearity:


Those are indirect flights, the origin twit did not indicate an indirect flight, so you will not imply that to conclude his story is wrong.

Most rational beings reading the first twit will assume that, he was talking about a direct flight and not some indirect flight through another city/country.

yes I understand

Ask me why the Federal Goverment took their capital and headed for the hills with me closely behind to remain sane.

I just cannot remember when I last experienced two consecutive days in traffic. Yes. 2003.