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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Zither(m): 10:12am On Mar 09, 2020 |
angelEmade: That is the problem. We focus only on pleasing the eyes while the ears suffer the intrusion of discordant sound. What is pleasing to the eyes may be bitter to the tongue. All the senses must agree that a piece is beautiful...not just one sense among five. Even the soul wants a say in the appreciation of beauty. That makes it six. Poetry, in its true form, is beautiful to all the senses. I like the fact that you are a writer, a lyrical dancer but you can also be a wordsmith. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 9:26pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
Zither:you are quiet cynical and comical I also like the fact that you are hysterical with my lyrical but let's be practical. the beauty in the eyes of the beholder was never about the eyes...it's a metaphor same time some sort of irony for it has always mean the heart! the seat of 'intelligence' for all the senses. the beholder's eye apparently represents him as a whole...the perspective with which we we see things... being so reflective and deflective makes its so that we as humans hardly ever agree on one thing. a word smith you say? won't you agree all poets are slayers of words?? in a way even the rapper is a poet...after all music brings poetry to life...I mean why do we sing poems like songs when really they are mere lines of euphoric parables... I see your point... but you watching from faraway in dismay something that may never sway...something that is right before your nose in month may. look closely sire and ask yourself. what do I see! only then the words of the poet will come alive;; |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by scoundrel(f): 9:57pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
It’s obvious OP doesn’t talk to girls in real life. Why should someone catch me at my private time? It’s only courtesy to lock the door before hanky-panky of any sort. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 10:31pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
scoundrel: Omg do you know me from somewhere It's like you've known me for years |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by scoundrel(f): 10:42pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
Thoseen30:Don’t fear, your secret is safe with me. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 11:20pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
scoundrel: Hahaha but you know I can't share with you out here lol make the world dey see you know |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Zither(m): 5:00am On Mar 10, 2020 |
angelEmade: True. Your lyrical composition May sit as queen and command respect from men Or make them happy subjects to your royal rhymes Here lies the litmus test of preservation; I know a poem about three thousand years old....and counting Poetry is without a shelf life Every letter within a poem is an anti-aging cell Makes poetry immune to the ravages of unkind time One thing is sure, your love for words is pure My message is this - if death is a disease Poetry is the cure. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by kenodrill: 5:04am On Mar 10, 2020 |
angelEmade: Re you truly the one on ur profile? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by sirchrislatestn(m): 5:36am On Mar 10, 2020 |
angelEmade:guy u dey lie |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 1:13pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Zither:smiles....i teach french and spanish not literature. so...okay with the war now you are great and amazing and i respect your views. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Zither(m): 1:51pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
angelEmade: I respect yours, too. Our views may be oil and water but together they make our perception better. This war is but a friendly war...a war that gives life, not one that takes it...where you are the amiable enemy. I am impressed at the bolded. Those two have always eluded my mastery. Will keep along their tracks. Question is why don't you write often? The skill you displayed is like a brief spell of rain on a sunny day. Thanks for the compliment. You are amazing, too. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Nobody: 1:53pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by blessingchinny(f): 1:59pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Thoseen30: 1 Like |
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by LINTUNE(m): 3:23pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Chamber2000:lol |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by LINTUNE(m): 3:27pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Penflame:believe that she is the person on that dp, at ur own peril |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by LordShiva97(m): 3:28pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
seanwilliam: He furiously jerking off? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by gentlegenius(m): 4:57pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
angelEmade:Hmmm... If you were a guy like me, you'll understand how it feels to see a beautiful damsel who admits that she engages in masturbation. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by kendrick93(m): 5:12pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Thoseen30:Pornhub most likely 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 7:57pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Zither:with so much eulogies to my name...i cannot but give a wimpy say..even if it's going to be in a creepy way but to voice out not would be a nasty neigh. Albeit your provocations of words to the detriment of my quiet nature even though such provocations are of good spirit and so much aggravated exaggerations that seemingly illustrates perfections which makes my choice of the word 'provocation' ironical from he very start. so i would, in heightened heights and split lights love to give a hardened bite to he subjects and brouhaha in view. empty vessels perhaps makes the loudest noise....whosoever coined that proverb was entirely being literary...I mean academicians and the elites are the runners of show biz and mouth wars today right? but i do not entirely disagree with the totalty of the metaphor...i regard and enjoy it as much as any bloke....i will not exonerate my quietness with it...i am no a filled vessel and one day when i start raging and ranting it doesnt make me any emptier does it? rather it all deals with our innermost conviction of the known...saturation with the unknown and the proliferation of phobia....our characters in itself are a prove of gene-mastery how the things we dont know nor see controls the most invisible and invincible part of our being. words they say, offers the means to meaning and for those who will listen....the enunciation of truth. It is okay to speak minds....our minds as long as the society gives that enabling environment for freedom to thrive. but what shall we say.... poets in the modern world are like pets and pests and labrats we read no more nor are we free to criticize the 'constables' life itself would make out a sad poem as a fiction of a man on the suicide watch list. yes... I am really me....an human that enjoys the country horizons...the plumet stars...and the pink in morning' first light. I am the silent poet...the angel with bad habits and someone you should never meet lol to this end...i should leave the issue pro deo. (latin) 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by choblak(m): 11:27pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
I have never masturbate in my life though |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Guest911: 11:56pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
angelEmade:Teach me french? I'll pay |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Funkyswagzz(m): 12:11am On Mar 11, 2020 |
Kongi is a bitch especially when u can't control urself any longer yah I was caught by my hostel mate in secondary school.. the guy can read me like a news paper.. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Penflame(m): 6:43am On Mar 11, 2020 |
LINTUNE: Did you know her some where before? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Zither(m): 9:24am On Mar 11, 2020 |
angelEmade: hey writer, I feel your rain on my skin. Your words are a warm, distant downpour. I am caught in the torrent riding on the back of the modest drizzle of your literary expression. Now I shall give back the rain to the cloud...not all of it anyway. You know what? I also enjoy a drink of metaphor made from the ethereal spice of a skilful pen. Its lingering flavour in my thoughts does not decay. Hah, the saccharine taste of metaphor. If your conviction is that the unknown is a catalyst for inspiration then you have committed no logical abomination. We break boundaries with the hammer of inspiration. No true poet is quiet. The soul of her pen has a thousand voices seeking expression through the facets of her traits and observations. That which you count an empty drum is barren of craft, of noble aspiration, of meaning. Not you. You write when pregnant with words. That is not noise...it is creative noise, "the best words in the best order"....noise filled with light...poetry...albeit in its blossoming. The bright and alluring clouds harbour a sinister devotion to darkness...yet loved, and a great many nurse the ambition to touch them. Why not you, angel? Having witnessed your literary prowess would a step closer offend your boundary? If your bad is fiery I will be sure to forge a friendship cast in iron in your flames. How can I do that unless we meet? Lol. I wish that this illuminating exchange stretch into time but it is just a wish...but reading you has made me one writer richer and a day brighter. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 2:00pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
Zither:p⁷ ? How on earth are you guys doing this^ |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Zither(m): 3:02pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 7:12pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
Guest911:trust me...you won't concentrate...especially if you are of an opposite sex. In my life i have had even girls ask me out winks. Actually i teach in a girls' college. But why do you really wanna learn? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 7:36pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
Zither: You kill me with words...you shrill me my lord! wow!! c'est lourd! (french) i am elevated...flabbergasted and intoxicated. It's nostalgic and captivating...the way you solemnize your words...like a spring of earthly jewels from a cacophony of brightly pitted caves! I do not really want a war of perfidy with you but yes! this is more than a pooh pooh. things are boomeranging and lol you have caught me up in this whirl supernova of an insalubrious vexation. I am nothing more cascaded than a gargantuan-bugaboo! while the foregoing is a conundrum an alacrity same time a fuel for learning as it Objurgates even such knowledge that are already profoundedly established all around us. It at the same time create Hierophants in us monks of knowledge with unending Ratiocination and mental illumination. While the foregoing is lugubrious...i am not sardonic about its totality but i cannot fully say it gladdens me either. lol like sire...i dont even speak much english! but thanks to all this crinkum crankum of poetries and words. The unknown has been convicted! 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Dexlomo: 8:22pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
Never been caught because I started very late and not really into it however, due to the person I am, I have caught a few people at different times. I remember one, I had gone to visit a classmate on a Sunday morning and his roommate was busy vibrating on the bed. For me, it was hot but I just had to pretend like his roommate that I did not see what he was doing, The worst of it is seeing some guys in dirty boxers with semen prints on it. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Guest911: 8:26pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
angelEmade:For work and relocation purposes. I'm paying so why won't I concentrate. I've been self-learning using Duolingo. But I also need someone to have a conversation. Edit: I'm not asking you out. This is a masturbation thread but your post showed up in my search result |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 9:40pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
Guest911:I am in Ilorin, most often i can also be in Abuja so what is your meetup plan? |
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