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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Xbee007(m): 9:20am On Mar 15, 2020
And since then, you never had wet dreams again? Lie make I see.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Osidazz19: 9:22am On Mar 15, 2020
dhammielare:
My Victory Story

I just finished my daily reading and praying with the bible so I sat at my chair and lay my head on my desk at work just to take a nap when I had this dream of myself having a plate of food in front of me, as I was about eating it someone brought another food to me asking me to leave the one in front of me and eat the one she brought . We started arguing like you must eat and it got to a stage I was like why argue with her? I just took the food in front of me and was about to eat when I woke up. Immediately I woke up did a little prayer about it and I just sat back on the chair and close my eyes, lo and behold I saw a hand bringing something to my mouth ti eat, I scrambled and almost fell on my sit cos I wasn't sleeping and it was broad daylight , I mean afternoon time.. Thank God I overcame that day.. Have seen so many things beyond the naturals in life that are even beyond my age and imaginations. This life we live is much more than what we are seeing.

You need to see a Psychiatrist.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by dazzlingd(m): 9:22am On Mar 15, 2020
EternalBeing:
HalleluYAH!
What appears to me in the dream is a very beautiful girl. I know that the carnally minded may not be able to understand.
May be the demonic dog's lust spirit programming was not just targeted at ripping good things off my life alone, maybe many other guys in the environment were been spiritually robbed and enslaved simultaneously as the demonic sound waves of the strange barking reaches them. Only GOD ALMIGHTY knows how many glorious Destinies would have been wasted in that neighbourhood if I didn't exercise my little faith and pray. Their own nature is to destroy, our own nature is to be used by the CREATOR to save. Are you doing your own part where you live, do say know you as ambassador of HIS Kingdom?
If Christians selfishly myopically refuse to rise up, God will never be happy with us. You think you don't have spiritual power? You think your talent is too small? Remember that servant that buried his talent in Matthew 25:26, please don't be like him.

You are a mad fellow

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 9:22am On Mar 15, 2020
Present. smiley

I only came here to read comments...

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Kingzeez10: 9:23am On Mar 15, 2020
And no single Muslim comments here. You Christians hypocrites.
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 9:30am On Mar 15, 2020
Osidazz19:


You need to see a Psychiatrist.

Good idea...
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 9:31am On Mar 15, 2020
dhammielare:
My Victory Story

I just finished my daily reading and praying with the bible so I sat at my chair and lay my head on my desk at work just to take a nap when I had this dream of myself having a plate of food in front of me, as I was about eating it someone brought another food to me asking me to leave the one in front of me and eat the one she brought . We started arguing like you must eat and it got to a stage I was like why argue with her? I just took the food in front of me and was about to eat when I woke up. Immediately I woke up did a little prayer about it and I just sat back on the chair and close my eyes, lo and behold I saw a hand bringing something to my mouth ti eat, I scrambled and almost fell on my sit cos I wasn't sleeping and it was broad daylight , I mean afternoon time.. Thank God I overcame that day.. Have seen so many things beyond the naturals in life that are even beyond my age and imaginations. This life we live is much more than what we are seeing.

So all you do at work is sleep? grin

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by judedwriter(m): 9:32am On Mar 15, 2020
Sexual demons are real and they are the reason why many are addicted to porn, masturbation, lust, fornication, etc.

Deliverance is the only answer to sexual purity, not will power. These filthy spirits keep enticing people to do abominable sexual acts.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by guy222: 9:32am On Mar 15, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr

Okay
All these niggarzz ehnnnn


Bros u know the tire for weed? Haba this early morning u don smoke dat your weed again. Bros i hear say benin weed strongh die,

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by LZAA: 9:35am On Mar 15, 2020
In the quest to hammer like oyedepo and the other clowns before him,y'all invent fairytales to scam but remember this
Papa doc did this in Haiti and was eventually found out as a scam in a conservative nation and was expelled
God is coming for all u clowns giving atheists ammo to mock our faith
Smh
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by deavicky(m): 9:38am On Mar 15, 2020
Shibaraba:
I like drink, I like life, I party, I flex, I do all sorts of things
But......
I love God. And his son Jesus. Don't be intimidated by all the holier than though around you. E get one wey dey always quote me if I talk about punna, telling me I'll be judged, Hehehe, deputies of Jesus. Mind none of them. For no one still knows how the father allows people into heaven. None. The virgins only had lamps and oils. Them no say them fine or them wear one kind cloth. They only said they didn't have oil. Oil which is belief. For even of oil finish, and them wait, the bride groom for still carry them along.
Point is, don't be deterred, just believe in him, and you're good. For he said seek ye first the kingdom of God.......
Love Jesus. That's all.
Peace
this is exactly how the devil will preach.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by guy222: 9:39am On Mar 15, 2020
StrikeBack:
Wale Adenuga production



We are nothing but lab rat in the hand of corona virus
No mind dem, some of us they even look for the sex demon self.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 9:39am On Mar 15, 2020
EternalBeing:
Thank You JESUS YAHSHUA HaMashiach!

HaMashiachi... sad

OP can speak Japanese...

But meanwhile, OP, what programming language did the "witch" use to "programme" your case C, C++ or LISP or Python?

OK, maybe it is Python since it is a "witch".

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by janettee(f): 9:41am On Mar 15, 2020
punisha:
sad

My reaction too grin
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Elove1: 9:41am On Mar 15, 2020
skyfather09:
Haba why una dey lie like this now... if it was a cat, it would have been a little bit true.

What will be my gain bro, if I lie??
That experience alone makes me believe in spiritual

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by ezegenigbonine: 9:44am On Mar 15, 2020
[quote author=EternalBeing post=87453466]"Please, wake Christians up!" The Voice is not just to me, it to all of you woken by these writings. Wake others, play time is over! The End Time is already ending!

Advent of cell phones marked a new dawn. The line between the spiritual and physical is fast thinning out. Holy Spirit is grieved that many Christians are have been hoodwinked to think real Power is when a human being has attributes similar to the ones manifested by witches and wizards. Culture and traditions have largely influenced and limited our view and ability to maximize our privilege as seated with Christ far above all principalities as powers.

Those days when I was a baby Christian, I relocated to a new house. Everybody around the area were the nicest people have ever met in life. Soon after I moved into the house, I realized that at a particular time most nights, I will have sexual dream and woke up with damped underneath. This was so annoying because I couldn't even recall the dream most times. I managed to realize that it's a demonic attack, so I fasted till just 12:00pm and prayed that God should help me and show me what was happening. For the 3 days of the fasting I didn't see anything. Infact, the nonsense happened again on the 3rd day that I concluded the fasting.

Just when I thought God didn't hear let alone answer my prayer, on the 4th day, I don't know how I woke up around 2:30pm. I laid still to recall my dream and realized I was in the middled of the incubus dream again. After the romance, just as she climbed me I said no I won't! And that was when I woke up. But the real shocking thing is what happened next. I want all Christians reading this to know that we live by Faith not by sight. Those that Satan has initiated live by sight think they are powerful because they can see what other don't see by the help of the demons that enslave them for life. Walking by Faith is far more superior and powerful than walking by sight because it earns you respect of demons, Angels and everything in the Universe.

Those that sell their right of eternal Life to Satan, in this short life on this side of Eternity just because they want to be able to see into the spiritual realm, have really cheated themselves and their eternal glorious destinies as humans. Living by Faith in your CREATOR guarantee that HE'll reward us with our awaiting Immortality that HE promised us, it is more sensible than trading that eternal Life for shallow ability to see and interact with demons in this current temporary short life


So, as I thank God that I was able to resist that night and tried to go back to sleep. Something (that I now know to be Holy Spirit) made me feel like "if you sleep without dealing with the cause, you will still lose again". There and then, I realized I could hear a dog not too far barking in strange contact way. The barking has been going on before I woke up, and still continued. There is no kind of shouting or loud prayer that would ever physically be heard at the dog's distance. So, skeptically and most reluctantly, I felt like "what would I lose if I pray against the barking see if it stops". I just silently muttered prayer that "you the demonic lust programing dog, I command you to shut up in Jesus Name" And to my rudest shock, it stopped immediately!

I thought it was a mistake and I didn't pray for few days, the attack started again. So, I set my phone alarm to vibrate and wake at that particular time. Lo and behold, the demonic lists programming dog backing again! And as soon as I said Short prayer against it stopped. I was so mad that I declared 21days personal war vigil against it. And after that, for over 2 years that I lived there, I never here that strange dog barking again. HalleluYAH!
It was much later as I grow in Christ that I was able to identify that particular dog and the owner. Share you testimonies of Victories in Christ JESUS too, help build other Christians faith. "Iron sharpeneth Iron" Proverbs 27:17 [/quote

That barking is not that the dog is the one seducing you. What really happen is that anytime a dog sees a ghost or spirit weather good or bad, it will bark. Dogs have the gift of seeing what we can not see. I suggest that the dog was seeing the spirit attacking you in the dream.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by ezegenigbonine: 9:44am On Mar 15, 2020
EternalBeing:
"Please, wake Christians up!" The Voice is not just to me, it to all of you woken by these writings. Wake others, play time is over! The End Time is already ending!

Advent of cell phones marked a new dawn. The line between the spiritual and physical is fast thinning out. Holy Spirit is grieved that many Christians are have been hoodwinked to think real Power is when a human being has attributes similar to the ones manifested by witches and wizards. Culture and traditions have largely influenced and limited our view and ability to maximize our privilege as seated with Christ far above all principalities as powers.

Those days when I was a baby Christian, I relocated to a new house. Everybody around the area were the nicest people have ever met in life. Soon after I moved into the house, I realized that at a particular time most nights, I will have sexual dream and woke up with damped underneath. This was so annoying because I couldn't even recall the dream most times. I managed to realize that it's a demonic attack, so I fasted till just 12:00pm and prayed that God should help me and show me what was happening. For the 3 days of the fasting I didn't see anything. Infact, the nonsense happened again on the 3rd day that I concluded the fasting.

Just when I thought God didn't hear let alone answer my prayer, on the 4th day, I don't know how I woke up around 2:30pm. I laid still to recall my dream and realized I was in the middled of the incubus dream again. After the romance, just as she climbed me I said no I won't! And that was when I woke up. But the real shocking thing is what happened next. I want all Christians reading this to know that we live by Faith not by sight. Those that Satan has initiated live by sight think they are powerful because they can see what other don't see by the help of the demons that enslave them for life. Walking by Faith is far more superior and powerful than walking by sight because it earns you respect of demons, Angels and everything in the Universe.

Those that sell their right of eternal Life to Satan, in this short life on this side of Eternity just because they want to be able to see into the spiritual realm, have really cheated themselves and their eternal glorious destinies as humans. Living by Faith in your CREATOR guarantee that HE'll reward us with our awaiting Immortality that HE promised us, it is more sensible than trading that eternal Life for shallow ability to see and interact with demons in this current temporary short life


So, as I thank God that I was able to resist that night and tried to go back to sleep. Something (that I now know to be Holy Spirit) made me feel like "if you sleep without dealing with the cause, you will still lose again". There and then, I realized I could hear a dog not too far barking in strange contact way. The barking has been going on before I woke up, and still continued. There is no kind of shouting or loud prayer that would ever physically be heard at the dog's distance. So, skeptically and most reluctantly, I felt like "what would I lose if I pray against the barking see if it stops". I just silently muttered prayer that "you the demonic lust programing dog, I command you to shut up in Jesus Name" And to my rudest shock, it stopped immediately!

I thought it was a mistake and I didn't pray for few days, the attack started again. So, I set my phone alarm to vibrate and wake at that particular time. Lo and behold, the demonic lists programming dog backing again! And as soon as I said Short prayer against it stopped. I was so mad that I declared 21days personal war vigil against it. And after that, for over 2 years that I lived there, I never here that strange dog barking again. HalleluYAH!
It was much later as I grow in Christ that I was able to identify that particular dog and the owner. Share you testimonies of Victories in Christ JESUS too, help build other Christians faith. "Iron sharpeneth Iron" Proverbs 27:17

That barking is not that the dog is the one seducing you. What really happen is that anytime a dog sees a ghost or spirit weather good or bad, it will bark. Dogs have the gift of seeing what we can not see. I suggest that the dog was seeing the spirit attacking you in the dream.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by janettee(f): 9:44am On Mar 15, 2020
Christianity actually convinced you people that having wet dreams is something 'spiritual '.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Quality20(m): 9:49am On Mar 15, 2020
Well dogs and donkeys have d ability to see demons/devils ,so its possible ur dog was seeing them and barking

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by JahBwoy: 9:49am On Mar 15, 2020
who no go no know.

some people might dispel the Op's admonition,

me too, until I experienced it live.

I do not dispute the fact that wet dreams can be natural

but belive me , there is a spirit called incubus, that appear to men in dreams, once it does, and have sex with you, you lose real life glossy opportunities.

Who no go , no know!

OP I dig you 100

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Jbleenk: 9:53am On Mar 15, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr

All these niggarzz ehnnnn
Una go don reason too many things for day time

See ehnnn
Na wetin disturb you mind too much for day time
Na im dey come as dream

As a real niggarrr me nor dey believe in all these witches and programming story
Na so them say witches dey press person for night
Up till now i never experience that thing









Bros na wetin dey give me joy be that

Every morning i must drag am




What u called “witch pressing person for night” is actually called sleep paralysis and I have experienced it several time to the extent that I can initiate it myself if I want to.

Witch has got nothing to do with that.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by kapelvej: 9:53am On Mar 15, 2020
xcabczyxabczzzz:
How can someone type all that with a straight face?

Baba leave your left hand, go get a girlfriend.
grin grin grin evil
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Freddykrueger: 9:54am On Mar 15, 2020
Lol. Christians! 9 out of 10 times they don't know what they're saying grin

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by smogup: 9:57am On Mar 15, 2020
So the witch is also a programmer

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Jbleenk: 9:58am On Mar 15, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr

All these niggarzz ehnnnn
Una go don reason too many things for day time

See ehnnn
Na wetin disturb you mind too much for day time
Na im dey come as dream

As a real niggarrr me nor dey believe in all these witches and programming story
Na so them say witches dey press person for night
Up till now i never experience that thing









Bros na wetin dey give me joy be that

Every morning i must drag am




What u called “witch pressing person for night” is actually called sleep paralysis and I have experienced it several times im so used to it I can initiate it myself if I want to.

Witch has got nothing to do with that.
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by zakir007(m): 9:59am On Mar 15, 2020
IWTBAB:
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by OnyeOgboni: 10:01am On Mar 15, 2020
U need help..Psychiatry is expensive..but..try as much as u can
EternalBeing:
"Please, wake Christians up!" The Voice is not just to me, it to all of you woken by these writings. Wake others, play time is over! The End Time is already ending!

Advent of cell phones marked a new dawn. The line between the spiritual and physical is fast thinning out. Holy Spirit is grieved that many Christians are have been hoodwinked to think real Power is when a human being has attributes similar to the ones manifested by witches and wizards. Culture and traditions have largely influenced and limited our view and ability to maximize our privilege as seated with Christ far above all principalities as powers.

Those days when I was a baby Christian, I relocated to a new house. Everybody around the area were the nicest people have ever met in life. Soon after I moved into the house, I realized that at a particular time most nights, I will have sexual dream and woke up with damped underneath. This was so annoying because I couldn't even recall the dream most times. I managed to realize that it's a demonic attack, so I fasted till just 12:00pm and prayed that God should help me and show me what was happening. For the 3 days of the fasting I didn't see anything. Infact, the nonsense happened again on the 3rd day that I concluded the fasting.

Just when I thought God didn't hear let alone answer my prayer, on the 4th day, I don't know how I woke up around 2:30pm. I laid still to recall my dream and realized I was in the middled of the incubus dream again. After the romance, just as she climbed me I said no I won't! And that was when I woke up. But the real shocking thing is what happened next. I want all Christians reading this to know that we live by Faith not by sight. Those that Satan has initiated live by sight think they are powerful because they can see what other don't see by the help of the demons that enslave them for life. Walking by Faith is far more superior and powerful than walking by sight because it earns you respect of demons, Angels and everything in the Universe.

Those that sell their right of eternal Life to Satan, in this short life on this side of Eternity just because they want to be able to see into the spiritual realm, have really cheated themselves and their eternal glorious destinies as humans. Living by Faith in your CREATOR guarantee that HE'll reward us with our awaiting Immortality that HE promised us, it is more sensible than trading that eternal Life for shallow ability to see and interact with demons in this current temporary short life


So, as I thank God that I was able to resist that night and tried to go back to sleep. Something (that I now know to be Holy Spirit) made me feel like "if you sleep without dealing with the cause, you will still lose again". There and then, I realized I could hear a dog not too far barking in strange contact way. The barking has been going on before I woke up, and still continued. There is no kind of shouting or loud prayer that would ever physically be heard at the dog's distance. So, skeptically and most reluctantly, I felt like "what would I lose if I pray against the barking see if it stops". I just silently muttered prayer that "you the demonic lust programing dog, I command you to shut up in Jesus Name" And to my rudest shock, it stopped immediately!

I thought it was a mistake and I didn't pray for few days, the attack started again. So, I set my phone alarm to vibrate and wake at that particular time. Lo and behold, the demonic lists programming dog backing again! And as soon as I said Short prayer against it stopped. I was so mad that I declared 21days personal war vigil against it. And after that, for over 2 years that I lived there, I never here that strange dog barking again. HalleluYAH!
It was much later as I grow in Christ that I was able to identify that particular dog and the owner. Share you testimonies of Victories in Christ JESUS too, help build other Christians faith. "Iron sharpeneth Iron" Proverbs 27:17

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Stevewonder004(m): 10:01am On Mar 15, 2020
EternalBeing:
Thank You JESUS YAHSHUA HaMashiach!
.
Of what help is this ur last satement will be to the multitude that will come here to get the testimony and build their faith now?
You just interupted the flow of the supposed anointing.
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by GindoX(m): 10:02am On Mar 15, 2020
DarkJeddi:
Load of crap..

The extent to which religion can magnify stupidity,with a straight face is amazing..


Religion is a SCAM..


I pray make you no experience like such... A live story was once shared how a doctor encountered demons. An unbeliever, na prayer warrior now

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Jbleenk: 10:11am On Mar 15, 2020
Go school una no hear. Ordinary elementary biology with make u understand that wet dream is a way your body is telling you you need to ejaculate.

Stop being a religionist abscribing anything you don’t understand to religion.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:17am On Mar 15, 2020
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