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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Lalas247(f): 11:45am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Kikikikiki OP demon is really using you this Sunday morning. We will wait for part 2 Hope this gets nominated for award Only in Nigeria we still have witches TB Joshua should come and take one of his members nonsense. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by MrEazi223: 11:49am On Mar 15, 2020 |
[color=#000099][/color] EternalBeing: Title of the movie please |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by k2money(m): 11:53am On Mar 15, 2020 |
As a spiritualist I belief in witch but attributing every evil thing to witch is ignorant. What you see in your dream is your spiritual war have nothing to do with witches. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Sterope(f): 11:55am On Mar 15, 2020 |
At the rate you people are moving mad ehn, I might just look for witchcraft to collect. Of all the things to use my powers for, frustrating a man with wet dreams will be my priority. 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 11:55am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Demonic Lust Programming Dog! Chei, see wetin heat hallucination can do. Na express you dey go. I don tell am. E don happen. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Adakintroy2: 11:56am On Mar 15, 2020 |
As a man thinketh in hs heart so is he. Christ did not waste his prayers on demons. Rather the focus was on the father l. If the heart is focus on the father completely, there is no portal or opening from which the other ones can pnetrate you. Many of you know about demonic forces, what goes on in witch's coven. You know how they enter trees in the knight but you don't know about heaven or what goes on in the kingdom of light. Even your prayers are filled with demons why won't they attack. Mind your business. Face your God. he is the one to fight your battle you will hold your peace. Many of you don't know God or have his fear in your hearts that's why the fear of Satan is highten. If you know God completely his fear will ve in your heart ti which no other fesr can rival. That means you wont worry about demons or witch. Only fear who can destroy both my body and soul. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 12:00pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Tech guys did he say PROGRAMMED Shit! tech has suffered |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by samuelson06(m): 12:04pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
EternalBeing: You mean you've been able to identify the dog you heard barking in your dream? Brother, this is not possible. Ever heard of familiar spirit? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by pennywys(m): 12:07pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
EternalBeing:a kind of story from a lunatic I can imagine I wasted my time reading this till the very end 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Thazard(m): 12:08pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Sonnobax15:Bros haha now! |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by armadeo(m): 12:14pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
xcabczyxabczzzz: What is more amazing is that he probably believes it. You sit down on your own and be chasing a dog that doesn't give a Bleep about you. If the dog was bleating like a goat I would understand, but all dogs bark it's what they do, no matter the time. You should have used that time to pray for success and guidance in your life. Pic @op 2 Likes
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Danzakidakura(m): 12:24pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi:Christianity is not a religion its a way of life. So when you talk of religion hope not Christian included ? 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 12:36pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Danzakidakura:Stop confusing yourself.. I've heard this argument from every other religion.. Islam is not a religion its a way of life.. Christianity is not a religion its a way of life.. Buddhism is not a religion its a way of life.. Hinduism is not a religion its a way of life.. If all of una no come be religion? Na person name RELIGION come be? According to all of you,you are somehow not a religion but you have no qualms about referring to others as one.. Yeye dey smell.. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 9jaPromo(f): 12:45pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi:Scam? The legit corona virus can't be eliminate...even trump says we all need to face God now! Justcheel 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by SeriouslySense(m): 12:46pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Please superstitious people again, leave Dog and Cats out of your superstitions, thank you, you are not the only one on earth 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by ezioyi(m): 12:47pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Ino go ever better for conjil. My dear what you are experiencing is very normal, it is called wet dream. You are not having enough sex as an adult and your body is making sure that it keeps only what it can hold. I would advise you go and marry and you wouldn't need to deny your self food any more and please leave the innocent woman alone. 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by K4daniel: 12:54pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
This is real I was once a victim then before I got married used to think perhaps because I was not married then.The Annointing oil help me out.They can fear Annointing in fact that's my solution.We are human and Satan and demons takes advantage on human who are not in Christ jesus.(born again) Although on a sincere level those demons work with your body they need mens sperm each time i dreamt of sex the day is always polluted blessing will be manipulated.They know when u are high they will come with fine girl romancing and sexing in dream..So for the singles please go and marry it will reduce the number of such dreams. Imagine after touching your wife you will not have such dreams again atleast for awhike because you have a woman you can touch and deposit yours semen when full..however not that it will stop totally, you have to give yourself to prayers and Annointing of your manhood for life it will never comeagain.Demons fear annointing oil.i joined living faithchurch winners chapel and I robbed my Penis at every night with the Annointing oil prayed on by bishop.That was the end.The female demon fear Annointing oil..Please try it and you will see.But you must be bornagain. Amsure d denondvwill not want anointed penis touch her..God bless u. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Karleb(m): 12:58pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
What was the programming language she used? I want to get my hands dirty... 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by apiski(m): 1:07pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Offpoint:For once you have actually come very close to the point even as cannot disagree with the OP's story. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by illicit(m): 1:13pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
that dog knew something is up with u |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Mizwisdom(f): 1:19pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Jbleenk: Lol, science says the world was created by a big bang and that our forefathers were Apes, why should I believe science over God? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 1:21pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
9jaPromo:Malaria has killed a hundred times more people since the Corona virus started. So? Trump says a lot of rubbish.. This would not be his first time.. And what does all these have to do with Religion being a SCAM? 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by bignero: 1:23pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
EternalBeing: Thanks for this.. I learned a lot God bless you Don't mind those mocking you, Jesus was mocked, Paul etc were mocked if God came down today, he will be mocked.. So be strong we all must do the works of the father that's resident within us.. Some are devilish so they act accordingly. Be encouraged.. Because you taught me and a lot of other brethren a lot. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by NELLY1990: 1:24pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Happy Sunday folks. I wonder why and how some people would say that this story line is fake or a lie; if is not a devilish act how can u advice the person to sleep with a woman to fulfill his desires? The Bible says do not be ignorant of the devices of the enemy, the enemy is roaring like a lion looking for someone to devour and his attacks can come in different forms. Personally I do encounter such evil dreams of sex and Eating in a dream and I never liked it cos I know the enemy will do his best to lure u in order to destroy your greatness. Am still praying to God to help me overcome this issue in my life and I know he will come for my rescue. What the writer wrote is not fake or a lie, it does happen. If u don’t believe it please mind your business by shutting your mouth up if u can’t pray with the person. So much evil people in the world. May God have mercy. 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by armadeo(m): 1:35pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Sterope: Lol. This made me lol. Really. Nice sense of humour you've got there. Really this is another point of view..... Modified. One dude actually used anointing oil on his penis every night. 2 Likes
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Ghostmode2two(m): 1:46pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
OP are you of age? When did you had sez last? Because wet dream is a means the body evacuate excess sperm from the body. Not everything is witch craft or wizardry or spiritism. Take your mind off sex sharperly 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by CanadaOrBust: 1:47pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
xcabczyxabczzzz: And it made front page! 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 1:51pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi: Of course, continue enjoying it till you're completely wasted. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Amalekki: 1:53pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
If your body touch omoge she go get belle. Your body don full - das all. |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by kingxsamz(m): 1:58pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Biggest load of bullcrap I've seen today. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 1:58pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray:Every one had wet dreams.. It's a phase of life,but of course you religious fanatics always have to read meaning into everything.. You would rather have everyone think it is of the devil.. Step on a Cockroach and you would have us believe your enemies are after you.. Mtchwww.. A Coward dies a thousand times before his death.. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
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