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Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Leezah(f): 2:19pm On Mar 16, 2020
No law for 24hours and no one will arrest you. Which Crime would you commit??
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by cRobo: 2:33pm On Mar 16, 2020
No need to ask again

NEPA people just left my compound now

They disconnected my light and intended carrying my wire along,

Once I ran into my kitchen brought out knife and almost killed one of them

Well I thank God say no blood was spill

I recover 2 cables and they left with two cables

I won't say a word

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Quietly(m): 2:36pm On Mar 16, 2020
Just enter to read people comment, no big deal

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Ipromote: 2:46pm On Mar 16, 2020
Rob Central Bank and steal as much as I can, then share the money to people



See my siggy

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Nobody: 3:00pm On Mar 16, 2020
Go around knocking okada riders off the streets.
I've always dreamt of doing that.

Ipromote:
Rob Central Bank and steal as much as I can, then share the money to people



See my siggy

You will be surprised to find little of value in their vaults. Nowadays, money is all little squiggles on computer systems.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by MiVida(m): 3:42pm On Mar 16, 2020
I'd pay a visit to a bank...

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Omar09(m): 4:04pm On Mar 16, 2020
Leezah:
No law for 24hours and no one will arrest you. Which Crime would you commit??

Stealing candies. I've always dreamt to be the candy thief so that kids will have brighter teeth. grin

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Nobody: 4:07pm On Mar 16, 2020
rob tinubu .. Dino melaye and their cohorts

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Nobody: 4:08pm On Mar 16, 2020
Omo na to sell cohe(cocaine)
Walai he jawo pass anything one sell I don get moneygrin

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Nobody: 5:10pm On Mar 16, 2020
I’ll check in to my nearest bank and rob em thoroughly.
After money nah money still remain ooo abi wetin else one dey look for?

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Leezah(f): 5:33pm On Mar 16, 2020
shocked
sammyfrosh:
I’ll check in to my nearest bank and rob em thoroughly.
After money nah money still remain ooo abi wetin else one dey look for?
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by zexy2030(m): 1:33am On Mar 20, 2020
blow o.ff aso rock, hey let's chat.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by ubunja(m): 3:59am On Mar 20, 2020
Definitely murder.

There's a certain someone I would have killed in 2010 had murder been allowed.

Still, there are days when a part of me whispers in my ear to send the bitch to her Maker.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Leezah(f): 7:49am On Mar 20, 2020
cheesy
ubunja:
Definitely murder.

There's a certain someone I would have killed in 2010 had murder been allowed.

Still, there are days when a part of me whispers in my ear to send the bitch to her Maker.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Kingsteve(m): 8:09am On Mar 20, 2020
Firstly, I'd look for Buh@ri.
What I'd do next...?
your guess is as good as mine! grin

secondly, I'll visit a bank, and take a walk to the vault.
Your guess is also as good as mine what I'll be doing inside the bank's vault. cool

I'd die a happy old man after these two hits, with an evil grin on my death bed.
A sign of utmost satisfaction!
grin grin grin

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by manGODDED: 9:45am On Mar 20, 2020
ubunja:
Definitely murder.

There's a certain someone I would have killed in 2010 had murder been allowed.

Still, there are days when a part of me whispers in my ear to send the bitch to her Maker.
eyahh.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Leezah(f): 9:59am On Mar 20, 2020
C'mon na
manGODDED:
eyahh. So they pieces your heart? cheesy
No wonder .
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by ubunja(m): 2:43pm On Mar 20, 2020
manGODDED:
eyahh. So they pieces your heart? cheesy
No wonder .
no wonder what? Pls resist having such a cheap mind:

I related my story in 2017:

ubunja:

LOL bro i was in love many times.from High School up to my adult life. it was good. the deepest most solid relationship was with the mother of my daughter who i found a virgin at 24 (or was it 23? i forget )it ended badly.and there were a lot of tears. amazingly it wasnt becoz of cheating. but after crying for the 100th time i realized that ever since i became a grown up the only people that kept making my tears flow were women.. and i wiped my last ever tears over a woman.then i put an icebox where my heart was. and to this day i dont regret it.
i have never made an effort to accomodate a chick since my baby mama.
but my current state of mind is the result of many things that happened to me in one period.and put me off romantic love and stopped me from ever trusting a woman ever again.
having been born in Zim i moved to South Africa without anything i learnt first hand how when u are at zero its only men who will reach out to you.i learnt the true meaning of Bros Over Hoes.and to this day i love my bros more than the hoes.i will drop any gal who tries to come between me and them.

trust in women evaporated when my brother died in prison after a false rape accusation by a woman who confessed she made up the story only after hearing my brother had died.

what finally killed my love for women was my intro into The Red Pill. and particularly an article i stumbled on the internet called The Secret Sex Society (google it).initially i thought it was about the Illuminati,only to discover a manual of being a manwhore.
i dont recommend love.but if u gona fall in love make sure u either get a virgin or a gal with the most minimal body count.you will save yourself many headaches.
never let any woman pull your strings by calling you "insecure".
sorry if its too much story.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by MayorOlohLo1(m): 9:22pm On Mar 20, 2020
ubunja:
Definitely murder.

There's a certain someone I would have killed in 2010 had murder been allowed.

Still, there are days when a part of me whispers in my ear to send the bitch to her Maker.
I'll make a wild guess the bitch is the female who wrongfully accused ur brotha of rape. Afterwards making a confession after his death in prison. I feel the pain and the hurt.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by ubunja(m): 11:28pm On Mar 20, 2020
MayorOlohLo1:

I'll make a wild guess the bitch is the female who wrongfully accused ur brotha of rape. Afterwards making a confession after his death in prison. I feel the pain and the hurt.
the one and the same. It hurts a lot.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by najib632(m): 11:51am On Mar 21, 2020
ubunja:
the one and the same. It hurts a lot.
sorry man.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Leezah(f): 6:39pm On Mar 21, 2020
MayorOlohLo1:

I'll make a wild guess the bitch is the female who wrongfully accused ur brotha of rape. Afterwards making a confession after his death in prison. I feel the pain and the hurt.
easy
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by coolestofall(m): 9:02pm On Mar 21, 2020
Rob as many banks as possible ofcourse. Anyother thing is a share waste of time and the opportunity.
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Leezah(f): 11:19pm On Mar 22, 2020
coolestofall:
Rob as many banks as possible ofcourse. Anyother thing is a share waste of time and the opportunity.
grin
coolestofall:
Rob as many banks as possible ofcourse. Anyother thing is a share waste of time and the opportunity.
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by tobenuel(m): 11:37pm On Mar 22, 2020
I would snip Buhari a headshot
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Boxer007(m): 11:41pm On Mar 22, 2020
Leezah:
No law for 24hours and no one will arrest you. Which Crime would you commit??

Tell u how ugly u look & then take your boyfriend

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Leezah(f): 8:12am On Mar 23, 2020
Boxer007:


Tell u how ugly u look & then take your boyfriend
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Boxer007(m): 10:07am On Mar 23, 2020
Leezah:

Are you not ugly? I don't like females
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by MarrisManah(m): 11:17am On Mar 23, 2020
Very simple.. I'll just kill T.A Orji and Okezie Ikpeazu.
Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by pryme(m): 12:13pm On Mar 23, 2020
commit murder,
lots of it.

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Angela62: 12:22pm On Mar 23, 2020
Nothing.

I will just go and hide jejely. You are about to unleash the depravity of humans that has been locked and chained for centuries with laws, enforcement and expected civility.

You and who? I will go and hide because some enemies (if I have any) might kill me, who knows? And I do not have any crime to commit, oh, maybe go rob a bank? but again, lots of cultist and heartless hoodlums have that in mind, and I have no weapon and touts to engage them in a one on one battle. So na to hide sure pass. grin

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Re: Which Crime Would You Commit?? by Nobody: 8:12pm On Mar 23, 2020
Angela62:
Nothing.

I will just go and hide jejely. You are about to unleash the depravity of humans that has been locked and chained for centuries with laws, enforcement and expected civility.

You and who? I will go and hide because some enemies (if I have any) might kill me, who knows? And I do not have any crime to commit, oh, maybe go rob a bank? but again, lots of cultist and heartless hoodlums have that in mind, and I have no weapon and touts to engage them in a one on one battle. So na to hide sure pass. grin
Have been monitoring your every posts so Just pray say this pandemic doesn’t turn to apocalypse girl, because am the first person to be coming for you. Watch your back

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