MrMcJay:


In a bid to discover vaccines for Coronavirus, scientists in the UK are looking for people to infect with Coronavirus and cure them. The pay is 5,000 Pounds minimum.

If you take the offer, you won't have to beg for 30k again.

ChieduJoshua081:

My pastor didn't give me. I work in a bank in Edo state, I have asked almost all the staffs there. My Head of operation, the tellers there all of them said they Dont have .It's like money is now coronavirus nobody dy gree say e get am. I Don waka for everywhere I can think of. Even my landlord that i just finished paying him rent, I almost wanted to go and ask him to borrow me the money. Please if you can help, just help.

ChieduJoshua081:

Honestly I dy shame for Una. So none of you can just say "send your account number let me see what I can do for you? "

MrMcJay:


In a bid to discover vaccines for Coronavirus, scientists in the UK are looking for people to infect with Coronavirus and cure them. The pay is 5,000 Pounds minimum.

If you take the offer, you won't have to beg for 30k again.

ChieduJoshua081:
Please I beg somebody here to please borrow me 30k. I really need the money very urgently. This is planting season I need to clear my lands and plant before the time passes . Before my money comes , the season would have been over. Please I can provide my bvn so if I don't pay you can report me to the bank to block my account. I just really need the money like now. I know there are people here who will have money in their account for months and they won't touch it or use it for anything please somebody needs it. All those Loan apps have failed to help me. Somebody help this young Nigerian man full of dreams.

deepwater:


When I saw the bolded, then I knew you are nothing but a common thief.

You type calculates people salaries and plan evil for them.

Well FYG, your BVN is out here already.
You are being watched and would be picked up whenever necessary.


That is why I tell people, nobody here send how much you dey invest.

In the early days of this thread, we had an unwritten rule of not disclosing exact amount invested.

These days people wey small 10m enter their hand go dey make noise up and down.

I bought tbill as bla bla bla million, what would be my interest. If you don't know what your interest would be before spending your millions, you don't deserve to be a millionaire!

Now small thiefs would follow your post on NL till they get your real contact you would drop on other threads outside here. Boom they strike.

If not, what else would make this useless thief say "I dey shame for una" when nobody gave him the 30k? He was expecting so many people to help him here after seeing all the millions being mentioned.

Y him no ask them for romance section? Abi you think say na only am Waka come here?

SaintUlot:


People that know you offline, who see you everyday are not ready to loan you, so it's someone who just saw your post online you think will now loan you? The people who know you offline know you very well, they know the kind of person you are, for everybody close to you to be saying they don't have 30k to loan you, then you need to check yourself very well, probably you are not credit worthy based on your previous records.

Diogo2019:


Didn't want to laugh........buh I found myself doing so

ChieduJoshua081:

Yeah go ahead and laugh.

Pascopele:
Bro! You are been watched. Trust me when I say so

ChieduJoshua081:
Please I beg somebody here to please borrow me 30k. I really need the money very urgently. This is planting season I need to clear my lands and plant before the time passes . Before my money comes , the season would have been over. Please I can provide my bvn so if I don't pay you can report me to the bank to block my account. I just really need the money like now. I know there are people here who will have money in their account for months and they won't touch it or use it for anything please somebody needs it. All those Loan apps have failed to help me. Somebody help this young Nigerian man full of dreams.

tracyorez:
Hahaha............please guys take it easy oooo my lungs biko.your responses are really savage and I am sure chinedu will never beg on tbills section again
The guy that mentioned corona virus volunteer stuff got me rolling on the floor.
Thanks guys.I haven't had a good laugh since tbills dropped drastically.

ahiboilandgas:
If i buy 5m units of zenith bank shares @60m and the just declared dividen is 2.8 naira so i could have earned 2.8 x5m unit's =14m naira income .....but if i refuse to look at other investment and got stuck with only treasury bills at 5.5 i could have earn 3.3m only......effectively losing over 10m

ChieduJoshua081:

Wow you were laughing. Good good. Yeah they did a good job insulting somebody in need. Great that was so entertaining.

Wow I have interesting success stories to tell.

SaintUlot:


People that know you offline, who see you everyday are not ready to loan you, so it's someone who just saw your post online you think will now loan you? The people who know you offline know you very well, they know the kind of person you are, for everybody close to you to be saying they don't have 30k to loan you, then you need to check yourself very well, probably you are not credit worthy based on your previous records.

mymadam:
IT IS FINISHED ... Message from Stanbic IBTC Dollar Fund (“the Fund”) - Tuesday, March 17, 2020.

"Dear Valued Customer

We thank you for your continued patronage and interest in investing in our various Funds.

Further to ongoing changes in the business environment, we are by this email re-iterating and providing further information on the Stanbic IBTC Dollar Fund.

The purpose of the Stanbic IBTC Dollar Fund (“the Fund”) is to enable clients, subject to meeting certain regulatory requirements, invest collectively in securities that are denominated in United States Dollars.

In this regard, it is important that we re-enforce the features of the Fund as listed below:

All investments into the Fund can only be from balances originating from electronic inflows into a domiciliary account or from a foreign bank account. Domiciliary account balances from cash deposits are not eligible to be applied to your investment account.

In line with the requirements of the Securities & Exchange Commission, please note that cash deposits are not acceptable into any of our bank accounts for the purpose of investments – either directly or through your domiciliary account.

A minimum holding period of 180 days is applicable to all your investments in the fund. Redemptions earlier than this will attract a penalty of 20% of the accrued income on the units being redeemed.

All redemption payments shall be by electronic transfer.

Also note that effective 23rd March 2020, the minimum subscription amount for each inflow into a new Stanbic IBTC Dollar Fund account or existing Dollar Fund account is now USD20,000.00 (Twenty thousand dollars).

Whilst we thank you for your ongoing patronage, we request that you kindly take note of these applicable terms.

Best Regards

The Fund Manager | Stanbic IBTC Asset Management Limited RC 209744 | The Wealth House | Plot 1678 Olakunle Bakare Close, Off Sanusi Fafunwa Street, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria | Tel: +234 1 280 5595; 280 1266| email: mutualfunds@stanbicibtc.com | www.stanbicibtcassetmanagement.com"

mymadam:
IT IS FINISHED ... Message from Stanbic IBTC Dollar Fund (“the Fund”) - Tuesday, March 17, 2020.

"Dear Valued Customer

We thank you for your continued patronage and interest in investing in our various Funds.

Further to ongoing changes in the business environment, we are by this email re-iterating and providing further information on the Stanbic IBTC Dollar Fund.

The purpose of the Stanbic IBTC Dollar Fund (“the Fund”) is to enable clients, subject to meeting certain regulatory requirements, invest collectively in securities that are denominated in United States Dollars.

In this regard, it is important that we re-enforce the features of the Fund as listed below:

All investments into the Fund can only be from balances originating from electronic inflows into a domiciliary account or from a foreign bank account. Domiciliary account balances from cash deposits are not eligible to be applied to your investment account.

In line with the requirements of the Securities & Exchange Commission, please note that cash deposits are not acceptable into any of our bank accounts for the purpose of investments – either directly or through your domiciliary account.

A minimum holding period of 180 days is applicable to all your investments in the fund. Redemptions earlier than this will attract a penalty of 20% of the accrued income on the units being redeemed.

All redemption payments shall be by electronic transfer.

Also note that effective 23rd March 2020, the minimum subscription amount for each inflow into a new Stanbic IBTC Dollar Fund account or existing Dollar Fund account is now USD20,000.00 (Twenty thousand dollars).

Whilst we thank you for your ongoing patronage, we request that you kindly take note of these applicable terms.

Best Regards

The Fund Manager | Stanbic IBTC Asset Management Limited RC 209744 | The Wealth House | Plot 1678 Olakunle Bakare Close, Off Sanusi Fafunwa Street, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria | Tel: +234 1 280 5595; 280 1266| email: mutualfunds@stanbicibtc.com | www.stanbicibtcassetmanagement.com"

NIGHTLIFE100:
what do you expect from begging total strangers, everyone here is looking for legit ways to increase their funds please....

fineguy11:
Good day all. I would like to implore those still looking for viable investment opportunities to take advantage of LAPO mfb fixed deposit rate.. Your investment with LAPO bank is as safe as any other elite bank in Nigeria. Better you get 12% ROI per annum than leave your funds exposed to devaluation .

Leezah:
We are in a country where the risk of doing business is extremely high. What does that mean? Basically it is a lot easier for your business to fail in this economy, than many others in the world.

Our governor just asked us to fundraise ffs!

When the naira was devalued in 2016, there was a report that I remember reading that said Businesses who simply changed their cash and assets to dollars , would have been more profitable than 95% of other businesses in the country.

We are also in an environment that is heavily dictated by policy, the government can make you invincible, or crush you. Example Uber and taxify are benefiting from a surge in demand because of the ban on Okadas in Lagos.

Meanwhile, gokada and Opay have lost millions of dollars of investment as human capital.. this is one of the reasons why a lot of major and localized companies keep close ties with the government so they can impose their will on policy. It is a way of “hedging”.

No matter what business you are into, know that you will never be fully in control, therefore it is important to have as many streams of income as possible. What you will sometimes find out is businesses you are running can service themselves, and you make even more.

deepwater:


your point is .....?