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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just40: 11:31pm On Mar 20, 2020
you so badly want to be

the human race rejected you a long ago

we dont have anything to do with your can of aberration

i can easily dig up racist photos of you cave men naked and uncivilized
dirty and wipping your buts on rocks.

crazy fool grin grin grin who doesnt bath
AmenhotepZuid:
Joke of the year a Ghanaian is calling a real human an ape lol.....I have racist photos for you charcoal arse lol.... kiss kiss kisstomorrow.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 11:31pm On Mar 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:


"If you speak to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head
But if you speak to him in his own language, that goes to his heart"- Nelson Mandela

I'm here vying for Naija hearts na, no spoil market for me cheesy Chei! You can't blame a girl for trying, I don collect cobwebs finish sitting at my father's house with no bobo in sight grin

The struggle is real tongue

Mad o grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just40: 11:34pm On Mar 20, 2020
AmenhotepZuid:
A skeletal frame of a baboon is 100% similar to that of a Ghanaian. Fact....I will be back cry cry kiss kiss poep hole from stinky Stan lol....
you shameless animals were busy running to Africa
away from your uncivilized unhygienic rock wiping cave society

pigs like you rubbing sun screen just to be able to live in Africa tanning like cooked APES

vagabond grin grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 11:37pm On Mar 20, 2020
MumuCountry:
Toxic Fart Halts Debate in Kenyan Assembly stvpid kenyan monkeys grin
HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT
Barbie Latza Nadeau

A Kenyan lawmaker let out a fart so pungent that it halted a regional assembly’s debate, the BBC reports

. Accusations about the source of the flatulence came after one lawmaker announced: “Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is.” The accused denied the allegation, insisting: “I am not the one... I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues.”

Eventually, Assembly Speaker Edwin Kakach ordered lawmakers out of the chamber so air fresheners could be brought in to clear the scene.
grin “Get whatever flavor you will find in any office, whether it’s vanilla or strawberry,” he said. “We cannot continue sitting in an environment that smells bad.” The smell reportedly subsided before any sprays were found, allowing the debate on market stalls to continue.

You have killed me with laughter...

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:03am On Mar 21, 2020
Acadavah:


Every one knows in Tanzania the anthem is derivative from that 19th century Sentonga hymn and I didn't say S.A stole Tanzanian national anthem but I refute your claim that T z stole the anthem when in fact it was not even South African national anthem at that time.

Maybe she should have said your anthem was stolen from a SA song grin

The truth is, Tanzania gets the national anthem plagiarism honors! How difficult it is to be original grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:06am On Mar 21, 2020
Danielnino00:


You have killed me with laughter...

Dude, the member used a fart spray to interrupt proceedings.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 12:13am On Mar 21, 2020
Danielnino00:
Was watching BBC this morning when they showed Kibera...

Who else saw it cheesy .. the population of that place can't be anything less than 200,000 cheesy

Lol shma said it doesn't exist any ..lol he said Kenyatta has wiped it off... grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by SupaMoist: 12:14am On Mar 21, 2020
TayserMahri:


This is where Kenyans conquered Nigeria one or two yrs ago

How can Kenyans conquer somebody when you yourselves are conquered people who don't even control your own land? undecided
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:17am On Mar 21, 2020
Acadavah:


Foolish that's misleading. Tanzania 1961, Zambia 1964 while South Africa adopt that song as its national anthem in 1994.

If Santonga had copyrighted his song Tanzania would have been national anthem-less untill atleast 1975 (70 yrs after his death).

The partial good news for you is that there is anecdotal evidence that Santonga himself stole the melody from a Welsh missionary composer known as Aberystwyth.

In 1897 Enoch Sontonga, a teacher at a Methodist mission school in Johannesburg took inspiration from Parry’s work.

Aberystwyth had become a well travelled hymn, its popularity had grown famous across many of the world’s Christian continents through the work of the missionaries.

Sontonga created Nkosi Sikelel’ iAfrika (Lord Bless Africa in Xhosa), to the tune of Parry’s Aberystwyth.

Here's the hymn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX5JboTF0lU

Even then, at least be original for fuchs sake! If Santonga stole the tune at least he created his own words. But what did you folks do? You stole everything including the words!

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:20am On Mar 21, 2020
SupaMoist:


How can Kenyans conquer somebody when you yourselves are conquered people who don't even control your own land? undecided

Sup sucker! Long time no see. How was life in the cold grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by SupaMoist: 12:22am On Mar 21, 2020
TayserMahrii:


Sup sucker! Long time no see. How was life in the cold grin

No see at all since I rarely ever mention you on here since if not at all since I joined a couple days ago, then again I get a lot of people here mixed up. Many of you just blend together. Its actually warm by the way.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:28am On Mar 21, 2020
SupaMoist:


No see at all since I rarely ever mention you on here since if not at all since I joined a couple days ago, then again I get a lot of people here mixed up. Many of you just blend together. Its actually warm by the way.

Dunno why but my philological algorithm tells me you are the same lad as before trying to engineer a comeback. No hard feelings, new member or old dawg wink all fun here
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 12:33am On Mar 21, 2020
TayserMahrii:


Dude, the member used a fart spray to interrupt proceedings.

No no ..

He ate a pot of beans and farted cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by SupaMoist: 12:33am On Mar 21, 2020
TayserMahrii:


Dunno why but my philological algorithm tells me you are the same lad as before trying to engineer a comeback. No hard feelings, new member or old dawg wink all fun here


undecided undecided undecidedOoooooook Whatever dude see you around.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 12:36am On Mar 21, 2020
samorobo:


Lol shma said it doesn't exist any ..lol he said Kenyatta has wiped it off... grin


Al Jazeera did a report on it too... I missed that one.
But check this out..

Many residents of Kibera, home to hundreds of thousands of people, are aware of the risks coronavirus poses, especially in a crowded and underserved neighbourhood such as their own, which could be devastated should the outbreak sweep through and overwhelm already strained healthcare and social safety nets.

Those Kiberans have been lying about the real population of that place...

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:40am On Mar 21, 2020
Danielnino00:


No no ..

He ate a pot of beans and farted cheesy

Were you with him grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:41am On Mar 21, 2020
SupaMoist:


undecided undecided undecidedOoooooook Whatever dude see you around.

Dont be emotional. Try to maintain emotional stability wink See you around
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:47am On Mar 21, 2020
Danielnino00:



Al Jazeera did a report on it too... I missed that one.
But check this out..

Many residents of Kibera, home to hundreds of thousands of people, are aware of the risks coronavirus poses, especially in a crowded and underserved neighbourhood such as their own, which could be devastated should the outbreak sweep through and overwhelm already strained healthcare and social safety nets.

Those Kiberans have been lying about the real population of that place...

What is Makoko doing to avert coronavirus disaster in the floating slum? grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 12:47am On Mar 21, 2020
TayserMahrii:


Were you with him grin

That story went viral worldwide....

So it's true that the fellow farted... cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:52am On Mar 21, 2020
Danielnino00:


That story went viral worldwide....

So it's true that the fellow farted... cheesy

Prove it wasnt fart spray Daniela. If not I'll baptize you fartman grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 12:57am On Mar 21, 2020
TayserMahrii:


What is Makoko doing to avert coronavirus disaster in the floating slum? grin

Majority of the residents of Makoko aren't even from Nigeria... But don't worry,they are in safe hands.... Unlike the kiberans...

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 12:57am On Mar 21, 2020
TayserMahrii:


Prove it wasnt fart spray Daniela. If not I'll baptize you fartman grin

Ask the BBC and Washington Post that reported the story...

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:20am On Mar 21, 2020
Danielnino00:


Majority of the residents of Makoko aren't even from Nigeria... But don't worry,they are in safe hands.... Unlike the kiberans...

Yet Makoko itself is a traditional Nigerian fishing village as you love to claim wink
Kenyans can freely claim that most Kibera residents are not Kenyans, because Kibera itself (Kibra in Sudanese) is/was a Sudanese Nubian settlement, but not Nigerians with Makoko.

How can marooned people be in safe hands. If corona strikes in Makoko we could be talking of 100 % infection rate because ambulances cant get to Makoko, the Makokians have to use their dirty boats to take them to the shores for health facilities, infecting each other in the process. Or you guys have a floating isolation center in Makoko? who knows, maybe covid-19 loves dirty water and may put on some juice from dirty Makokoville grin

Unlike Kibera that has access roads

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:23am On Mar 21, 2020
Danielnino00:


Ask the BBC and Washington Post that reported the story...

All I care is that Nigerians reported that Bubu's fart smells like Kuje beans grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 1:27am On Mar 21, 2020
TayserMahrii:


Yet Makoko itself is a traditional Nigerian fishing village as you love to claim wink
Kenyans can claim that most Kibera residents are not Kenyans, because Kibera itself (Kibra in Sudanese) is/was a Sudanese Nubian settlement, but not Nigerians with Makoko.

How can marooned people be in safe hands. If corona strikes in Makoko we could be talking of 100 % infection rate because ambulances cant get to Makoko, the Makokians have to use their dirty boats to take them to the shores for health facilities, infecting each other in the process. Or you guys have a floating isolation center in Makoko? who knows, maybe covid-19 loves dirty water and may put on some juice from Makokoville grin

Unlike Kibera that has access roads

Which Kibera has access road ? The same Kibera I saw on BBC yesterday ? cheesy .. Ebola came to Lagos in 2014 and Makoko wasn't at risk... The community isn't even entirely on water..

I'm sure the BBC and Al Jazeera would have done a documentary on Makoko if it was at high risk of infection like Kibera. .

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 1:27am On Mar 21, 2020
TayserMahrii:


All I care is that Nigerians reported that Bubu's fart smells like Kuje beans grin

No such thing was reported...


But you can go to Aso Rock and kiss his ass..

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 1:30am On Mar 21, 2020
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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 1:39am On Mar 21, 2020
4 different photos from the same place...



Gallipig screams "the capital "

cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:40am On Mar 21, 2020
Danielnino00:


Which Kibera has access road ? The same Kibera I saw on BBC yesterday ? cheesy .. Ebola came to Lagos in 2014 and Makoko wasn't at risk... The community isn't even entirely on water..

I'm sure the BBC and Al Jazeera would have done a documentary on Makoko if it was at high risk of infection like Kibera. .

The same kibera. It has roads cutting through it and others along its edges like the southern bypass. Kibera is 1000 times more accessible compared to Makoko. The roads below pass through Kibera. The closest road to Makoko is the 3rd mainland bridge which skims pitilessly over the hapless residents beneath it.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Danielnino00(m): 1:41am On Mar 21, 2020
Abuja!!

The best planned city in Africa!!

Argue with the Boers.. cheesy

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