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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dangrace01: 7:59am On Mar 22, 2020 |
Image123: Or simply put the God you are calling is not there? 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 12:07am On Mar 23, 2020 |
OtemAtum: Meaninglessness 2 Likes |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 12:09am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Image123:To you... |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 12:10am On Mar 23, 2020 |
LordReed: Have faith in God and see Him work. God dictates the conditions. Don't be the fool that defined god in his imagination, God doesn't fit into what he imagines God to be. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 12:10am On Mar 23, 2020 |
OtemAtum: Very correct. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 12:14am On Mar 23, 2020 |
dazzlingd: Here comes the jellyfish who thinks every living thing is equal so as to sound intelligent. Wake up from your comic cocoon. See the reality. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 12:19am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Image123 is giving it to them one after the other. Ghen then But the problem is that even though he is ignorant of the truth of reality, he exoresses his ignorance so strongly that it could even convince a fellow ignorant fellow into believing that his explanations reek of knowledge. The book of Eta-n-tagba comes to mind Eta-n-tagba 13:1-3 1. An ignorant person will explain what he does not understand in a way that his fellow ignorant person shall think that they now understand it vividly. 2. But all such are false knowledge. 3. And when a wise person comes to explain that same thing in truth, the ignorant persons shall not listen to him. |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 12:19am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Dangrace01: That would qualify more as simpleton than simply. It takes a lot of folly to say that there's no God. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by LordReed(m): 1:41am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Image123: It's the dunce who has the god in the head but when asked to proving starts looking like dundi. |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 2:08am On Mar 23, 2020 |
LordReed: No bwahahaha from reed riding hood, this is an important milestone in his honesty. Keep looking for God, you may get lucky. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 2:41am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Dantedasz:Cant you see how ignorant and what a biblical illiterate you are? To start with, the Bible, in 2 Timothy 3:16-17, states that all scripture is given by inspiration of God. It didnt say all translations written by men, is under the inspiration of God. This is chalk and cheese, or apples and oranges. Two things/scenario that are completely different from each other. Secondly, why the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo are you quoting bible verses and making references to them, we you obviously havent got the foggiest idea what the passage and/or narrative is about, hmm? Dantedasz:I dare you to grow some balls and answer the easy, simple, straightforward and direct question. You dodged the question, as your plan is to, avoid being disgraced by your biblically uneducated answer, lol. Why not redeem your tattered image. Put the devil to shame. Seize the opportunity to shine, be a star. C'mon, you know, you want to. Here's another chance Dantedasz. What language, Dantedasz, did Jesus speak in the entirety of Mark 15:33-37 please, that makes you think and/or believe that “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” means “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?” Dantedasz:Jesus is waiting on and for you, at the other end, lol. As it is right now, He's saved your arse from COVID-19, or hasnt He, hmm? You want to show Him some gratitude and stop acting as if you're an ungrateful sod Dantedasz:Oh-oh, so you've now just copped on, that you can't break a wall with the way you've formerly been banging your forehead on walls before lol. Well done son, lol. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Image123(m): 4:21am On Mar 23, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff: Hehehehe. Confused lots they are. The same person will say Jesus is wicked, and still say Jesus is sleeping, and still angrily say Jesus doesn't care, and still say there is no Jesus. Their bombom cannot stay in one place probably as a result of homoactivity. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 7:00am On Mar 23, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff: This would be funny,if you didn't sound so pathetic. Who are you to thump the pulpit and threaten fire and brimstone? Do I look or sound like a religionists? Do I sound or look like an individual you can intimidate or cajole into one of your usual silly arguments? Redemption of tattered image on a faceless forum? What part of your rear anatomy are you bringing that from? I can just picture your image pounding on your key board,eyes blazing,spittle dribbling as your tongue lashes around in your mouth just like your revenge crazed,blood thirsty,human sacrifice loving god that you worship. I hope you don't develop high blood pressure over my posts because they seem to be driving you round the bend. Like I always tell you son,you need to calm down when defending your invisible god. I thought you said he is Omni-everything? You religionists never cease to amaze mein any discussion the way you guys twist and wriggle yourself into tighter corners and entanglements yourself as the rope around your neck gets tighter. So now the buy bull translations are NO longer under the inspiration of your god?? So we now have to look for the original scripts/language for the inspired version?? Does that sound logical to you son?? Muttleylaff,I am gonna whisper the last part into your ear so come closer son.....yes a little bit closer...don't be a scared little mongrel.......okay now listen closely to my question...... "Why in the hell are you and your fellow Christians going around like ants disturbing everyone's peace with your VARIOUS translations of a book that is NOT inspired by your god since NONE of these translations made Under the inspiration of your invisible god?" Good day and don't burst a gut answering that simple question. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 7:19am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Audio Jesus is dozing |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by LordReed(m): 7:27am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Image123: Glad you acknowledge its luck. Bwahahahahaha! |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 9:13am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Dantedasz:Liar, liar, liar, pants on fire. Why dont you show when and where you were, by anyone on this thread, threatened with fire and brimstone. Smh. Dantedasz:You prolly look and/or sound like a loser actually, lol Dantedasz:You sound and/or look like an ignoranus Dantedasz:Duh. Redemption of tattered credibility image of the moniker name or ID Dantedasz, smh. Dantedasz:Brilliant deduction! How clever of you to conjure up a caricature of exactly yourself pounding on your key board, eyes blazing, spittle dribbling as your tongue lashes! I hope you don't kick it before your time because of the way you seem to scared of even your own harmless innocent shadow, lol Dantedasz:Why are you getting your knickers this so easily tied up in a knot. Where from are you pulling "... defending your invisible god ..." and "... Omni-everything ..."? Whats the correlation with the topic "Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus?", hmm? Dantedasz:You slowly are coming round, lol. No, as the truth is, you dont need to look for the original scripts/language for the inspired version. Yes, it sounds logical to any and/or all believers, because of what the promised Spirit of Truth helps do to overcome that seemingly handicap, lol Dantedasz:The simple, the long and the short of it answer, is best responded to using this local colloquial, that says: "Wọn nsọ fun afọju, pe ojo nro, o ma feel ẹẹ fun ara ẹ ni, tabi a gburo ẹ" loosely translated means "dem no dey tell blind pesin, say rain don fall, na hin by himself, go feel am or berra sef, hin go hearam" One eats and swallows the Bible, but minds and spits out the bones, similar way any matured minded cow has enough sense to eat and/or munch hay but then spit out the sticks, lol. Capisce, lol? |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 11:16am On Mar 23, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff:
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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 11:21am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Dantedasz:Nothing in there, thats why you are a slaphead, lol. |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 11:36am On Mar 23, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff:
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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 11:45am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Dantedasz:You're looking vexed like as if someone thief your bread, lol. Relax the stomach muscles, breathe in, else you'll soon burst, if you dont, lol. |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 11:48am On Mar 23, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff: Religion is USELESS!!! 2 Likes
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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by MuttleyLaff: 12:04pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
Dantedasz: MuttleyLaff:C'mon mister scientist, bring out that thing God planted in you. Don't be keeping the whole world waiting, lol. Don't squander the God given potential in you to wade off COVID-19 with, lol. We are standing solidly right behind you, praying for you and routing you on to success and a fantastic breakthrough, lol. Religion that is not true, that is not pure and one that God finds fault in, is 10000% useless. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 3:53pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
fairfora:In the same breath that you criticized Italy for prostitution, you hail the same Nigeria whose girls make up for the vast majority of the number of prostitutes in Italy. Disgraceful self deceit. No, please do not blame the Italians for making our girls prostitutes. Look instead at the ingrained habit of soft core prostitution in our regular and even so called 'decent' girls here. Money for hand back for ground is the mentality of the vast majority of Nigerian girls who would never own up to being legit prostitutes. In the same breadth you criticized porn makes you laud Nigeria one of the top porn consumers in the world as shown countless times from porn companies statistics as God's own people. Disgraceful self deceit. You hail the number one recognized country for fraud in the world as God's own country. Disgraceful self deceit. If you bible thumpers didn't act so blissfully blind and ignorant of physical facts staring you in the face, people would be more inclined to believe you when you talk about spiritual facts |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 3:59pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
riskybob:Crap. Is porn legalised in Nigeria as obtainable in the west, incl italy? Is gay or lesbianism legalised here as well? Crap! |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 4:04pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
Koginaija:"Logically when you look upon everything created, it points you to the one who made them" . Take a moment, remove your slaves chain, put on your thinking hat and ponder this: If the white masters hadn't come to put your ancestors in chains years ago and whip them into accepting Christ's love, would your logic point you in the same direction today? 2 Likes
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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 4:07pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
fairfora:Porn not being legalized in Nigeria and gay or lesbianism not being legalized doesn't detract away from any of my points which you have in typical bible thumper fashion, neglected to answer. Answer me point blank Mr. God loves Nigeria so much: Did I lie? |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 4:20pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
jesmond3945:Did the bible prophesy that the epidemic that leads to the whole word being on lock down is the sign of the coming of Christ? Why you bible thumpers grasping at the most ridiculous of straws just to prove your religion? |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by LordReed(m): 4:31pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
fairfora: So it is only when it is legalised that it is a problem? |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Brunicekid(m): 4:47pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
Image123:Exactly, God is self-existing. You can't dictate to him. Even long before humans existed, He had been self existing. And, he is "God", but not smaller "gods". I pray that God will grant unto you clear revelations. |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by jesmond3945: 6:00pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
riskybob:i am telling you this lockdown is unpredecented and a part of chain of events. Do you know what is a chain of events? |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 6:11pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
jesmond3945:Slapping the wrong person can trigger a chain of events. Not to talk of a whole global pandemic. Of course there must be a 'chain of events' connected to a global disease outbreak. Moreso worsened by its mode of communication. The black death also undoubtedly had its own 'chain of events' linked to it probably a lot similar to what is observable in countries hardest hit by covid-19. Only difference so far and what limited it to Europe was comparative limitations in global transportation between then and now. So what is your point? Is a chain of events the proof of the second coming? You zeroed in on the lockdown that is why I picked it to ask u about. What of it? |
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by jesmond3945: 6:23pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
riskybob:let me educate you. one of the events is the birth of martial law, withdrawal of your fundamental human rights and mandatory vaccine, collapse of world economy, birth of new world order, one world religion and economy and so forth. |
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