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I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 4:59am On Mar 27, 2020
God if you have sense, you will come to the earth now with vaccines and end this Coronavirus palaver so that all unbelievers and atheists will know you and believe in you and all living souls will be saved from going to hell fire.
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Nobody: 5:03am On Mar 27, 2020
Lol...atheists can't leave without the Almighty Jehovah. See how you pray to One you don't believe in. That's what this is...a prayer.
It still baffles me why you'd be so concerned and bothered about someone you don't believe in.

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 5:05am On Mar 27, 2020
DominusPrime:
Lol...atheists can't leave without the Almighty Jehovah. See how you pray to One you don't believe in. That's what this is...a prayer.
It still baffles me why you'd be so concerned and bothered about someone you don't believe in.
Did I tell you am atheist? And did this sound like a prayer? Is this how you also pray to God?
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Goldencheese(m): 5:06am On Mar 27, 2020
DominusPrime:
Lol...atheists can't leave without the Almighty Jehovah. See how you pray to One you don't believe in. That's what this is...a prayer.
It still baffles me why you'd be so concerned and bothered about someone you don't believe in.

Great reply. The OP thinks by mocking God he is making sense.

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 5:11am On Mar 27, 2020
Goldencheese:


Great reply. The OP thinks by mocking God he is making sense.
Don't mind the OP. God is not mocked grin grin grin

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Nobody: 5:12am On Mar 27, 2020
geoworldedu:
Did I tell you am atheist? And did this sound like a prayer? Is this how you also pray to God?
Then your case is even worse. Taunting the Almighty you believe in? I'm not a saint but this is not necessary.
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 5:14am On Mar 27, 2020
DominusPrime:

Then your case is even worse. Taunting the Almighty you believe in? I'm not a saint but this is not necessary.
God is my friend, I relate wit God like friend. I taunt my friend, so why can I not taunt God?
Leave me and God alone. I can even stroke his long beards if I want. After all, Pastor Adeboye drank tea with God too.

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by orisa37: 6:02am On Mar 27, 2020
THOU SHALL NOT TEMPT(TAUNT) THY LORD AND THY GOD . HE IS THE TRIBES, THE TIMES AND ALL.
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Humanoid01(m): 6:23am On Mar 27, 2020
DominusPrime:

Then your case is even worse. Taunting the Almighty you believe in? I'm not a saint but this is not necessary.
The mercies of God is one no human can comprehend. It's humbling!
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Nobody: 7:40am On Mar 27, 2020
geoworldedu:
God if you have sense, you will come to the earth now with vaccines and end this Coronavirus palaver so that all unbelievers and atheists will know you and believe in you and all living souls will be saved from going to hell fire.

It's misinformation that's causing all these, God never promised to heal sicknesses when humans aren't willing to accept his standards!

Remember that Covid19 began in China (a country that has little or no interest in God) and this country has been in the forefront when talking about technology.

So if they don't believe in God and everyone is dealing with them, it simply means the world is under the influence of demons, how then do you expect God who has warned people of the danger in dealing with demons take it upon herself as his own responsibility if humans are infected due to their rebelliousness?

On the contrary, God promised to heal the whole earth from sicknesses only after disobedient humans have been EXTERMINATED by his executioner Jesus, that's when the survivors will be totally forgiven, then he (God) will make sure that there is nothing like sickness on the planet again! Read Isaiah 33:24 and stop following misinformed churchgoers ideology! cheesy
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by joe4christ(m): 9:12am On Mar 27, 2020
Even Israel (God's own country) is not spared by this Convid 19 virus. 3,500 infected with 10 death.
Is Jehovah no longer watching over his people. I was indoctrinated to believe that Israel are untouchable!

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 10:12am On Mar 27, 2020
orisa37:
THOU SHALL NOT TEMPT(TAUNT) THY LORD AND THY GOD . HE IS THE TRIBES, THE TIMES AND ALL.
that is old testament when God was still a saddist. We can taunt him now. We can even pull his long dick playfully.

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Nobody: 10:14am On Mar 27, 2020
joe4christ:
Even Israel (God's own country) is not spared by this Convid 19 virus. 3,500 infected with 10 death.
Is Jehovah no longer watching over his people. I was indoctrinated to believe that Israel are untouchable!

You've said it all, INDOCTRINATION!

Israelites are also Adam's descendants, meaning they're sinners as well.

So they can't be spared from common natural plagues affecting other Adam's descendants, that's why they also get sick, grow old and die! cheesy

The only advantage they have above all other races is the knowledge about the Creator, how life began? why do people suffer and die? what God is doing to end it? and what will be the end of all evil?

For your information, the Israelites were cursed by Jesus God's only begotten son! Matthew 23:37-38! smiley
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Nobody: 10:50am On Mar 27, 2020
Lol. Religion really damages critical thinking...

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 10:53pm On Apr 07, 2020
God I need your ejaculation to cure this corona virus.
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 9:26pm On Apr 10, 2020
I feel like the most high
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Nobody: 10:08pm On Apr 10, 2020
orisa37:
THOU SHALL NOT TEMPT(TAUNT) THY LORD AND THY GOD . HE IS THE TRIBES, THE TIMES AND ALL.
shut up!
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Rekyz(m): 10:26pm On Apr 10, 2020
geoworldedu:
God I need your ejaculation to cure this corona virus.
Are you usually this dumb? undecided
geoworldedu:
God I need your ejaculation to cure this corona virus.
Are you usually this dumb?
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by backnbeta(f): 10:38pm On Apr 10, 2020
geoworldedu:
that is old testament when God was still a saddist. We can taunt him now. We can even pull his long dick playfully.
Please sir, let's watch what we say to God! The situation is frustrating, even for Christians, but God is still God and he will rise mightily for us!

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Vicachiever: 4:34am On Apr 11, 2020
Taunt today, what does God have to loose whether you respect Him or not He is God by Himself. But on the day of your calamity He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh at your folly.
You shall call upon him but He will not answer!

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Vicachiever: 4:37am On Apr 11, 2020
WHY MANY CHRISTIANS CANNOT TESTIFY OF HIM THAT GAVE HIS LIFE FOR THEM
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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Usorohtheman(m): 5:58am On Apr 11, 2020
God is nature. Study nature and you will know God.

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by orisa37: 6:13am On Apr 11, 2020
beardlessdude:
shut up!




CORONAVIRUS SHALL DESTROY YOU FOREVER!!!
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by orisa37: 8:24am On Apr 11, 2020
The Planners of The EVENT in WUHAN, called COVID19 ARE REALLY TAUNTING GOD AND GOD WILL PUNISH THEM.
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 8:08am On Apr 14, 2020
backnbeta:

Please sir, let's watch what we say to God! The situation is frustrating, even for Christians, but God is still God and he will rise mightily for us!
Can't somebody play with his friend again? God is my friend, I can even play with his dicck as a friend grin
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by mekuso89(m): 10:16am On Apr 14, 2020
geoworldedu:
Can't somebody play with his friend again? God is my friend, I can even play with his dicck as a friend grin
blasphemous bastard,

You rip this shiit which you've sow
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Nobody: 10:17am On Apr 14, 2020
mekuso89:
blasphemous bastard,

You rip this shiit which you've sow
Leave him. Let your god do the talking instead.
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by Nobody: 10:43am On Apr 14, 2020
geoworldedu:
Can't somebody play with his friend again? God is my friend, I can even play with his dicck as a friend grin

Now I believe when the Bible says He gave some unto a reprobate mind.

A good example of sons of perdition.

I'm not surprised.

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Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by mekuso89(m): 12:08pm On Apr 14, 2020
gensteejay:

Leave him. Let your god do the talking instead.
He will
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 2:42pm On Apr 16, 2020
Eulalia:


Now I believe when the Bible says He gave some unto a reprobate mind.

A good example of sons of perdition.

I'm not surprised.
So you want to teach me my role as a friend of God? If you cannot play with God's long dicck, na you sabi. As for me, that I should not pull God's long joystick? Mbanu. I am God's friend and we have personal relationship.
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 2:43pm On Apr 16, 2020
mekuso89:
He will
God is my friend, he will not get angry with me for taunting him. He also taunted me last week. He said Chinedu my friend, you don baff?
Re: I Feel Like Taunting God A Little by geoworldedu: 7:56pm On Apr 19, 2020
God has the largest dick

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