I am now living like a married man with 2 wives. The 2 plus sized ladies at home won't give me rest of mind.

No light at home, Benin city is on partial lockdown. Our complex is locked. I am at ring road now, just devised a means to get the battery and calibrator that I needed.

I can't go home, just in front of the shop drinking .
Share your experience

Just counting how many strands are in my rug. I want to be sure I wasn't cheated by the seller.

Hunger don dey wire me, sure say i go fit survive this?

It's nothing new to me since it's already a lifestyle. Netflix and PES games dey.

My foodstuffs don dey finish since I've been eating voraciously like a cow. When is Sanwo-Olu sending the many incentives he promised us viz; Foodstuffs and money?

If this continues for a month, I may not like the outcome.

When it first started i was enjoying it bt now I'm bored seriously! Im nw using thrice the data i was using,eating four times a day,video calling,dancing,making tiktok videos,calling friends for uneccessary conversations etc
I hope i can add more 10kg b4 this get over

SpyAC:
Hunger don dey wire me, sure say i go fit survive this?

No light to even take stay house

Me too don de hungry.

Eat.sleep.movies. exercises. Hallucinations. Day dreams.repeat. I pray corona be gone immediately, people like me are built for the road not sit at home...this self isolation is boring as F, damn

Petyprincess:
When it first started i was enjoying it bt now I'm bored seriously! Im nw using thrice the data i was using,eating four times a day,video calling,dancing,making tiktok videos,calling friends for uneccessary conversations etc
I hope i can add more 10kg b4 this get over

Lol

U even see light take de enjoy am

The weather here is hot.

I don't need anyone to call me now

UyaiIncomparabl:
It's nothing new to me since it's already a lifestyle. Netflix and PS games dey.

My foodstuffs don dey finish since I've been eating voraciously like a cow. When is Sanwo-Olu sending the many incentives he promised us viz; Foodstuffs and money?

If this continues for a month, I may not like the outcome.

Real or fake I don't know.
A man came with fullscap sheets this morning ordering people to write down their names and account numbers that Edo state government wants to pay individuals.

Music is bae. No mixtape I never download finish.

Homeboiy:


Real or fake I don't know.
A man came with fullscap sheets this morning ordering people to write down their names and account numbers that Edo state government wants to pay individuals.

Lol. Better hope it's true.

Homeboiy:


Real or fake I don't know.
A man came with fullscap sheets this morning ordering people to write down their names and account numbers that Edo state government wants to pay individuals.

It’s actually a good time for me to reflect on my goals and make some adjustments.

I am working from home due to the pandemic.

I read at some intervals every day

I don’t welcome any visitors (male and female)

I have also use this period to discover some investment platforms worth considering.

I denied a lot of ladies access to my place so I can be very productive.

It’s been fun, productive and restful for me as a Lagosian.

However, I have also seen how useless, lonesome and unproductive some people can be in this period.

Most people have resorted to masturbating, it's a wild world mehn.

BornToSucced:
It’s actually a good time for me to reflect on my goals and make some adjustments.

I work from home.

I read at some intervals every day

I don’t welcome any visitors (male and female)

I have discovered various investment platforms during this period.

I denied a lot of ladies access to my place so I can be very productive.

It’s been fun, productive and restful for me as a Lagosian.

However, I have also seen how useless some people are in this period.

Share ideas na

Dangote Spaghetti is 120 sticks. �

chariisGRACE:
Dangote Spaghetti is 120 sticks. �

seriously insane,I just have to use that word no vex. Come and pick me from the ground where u dropped me. We are not just lazy in this country we are also crazy.

BornToSucced:
It’s actually a good time for me to reflect on my goals and make some adjustments.

I work from home.

I read at some intervals every day

I don’t welcome any visitors (male and female)

I have discovered various investment platforms during this period.

I denied a lot of ladies access to my place so I can be very productive.

It’s been fun, productive and restful for me as a Lagosian.

However, I have also seen how useless some people are in this period.

Please can u share some of the platform with me

Homeboiy:


Real or fake I don't know.
A man came with fullscap sheets this morning ordering people to write down their names and account numbers that Edo state government wants to pay individuals.

When dem hack d small one wey una get eh

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Gay porn is good sir

Day 4 of Isolation...
If you put off the ceiling fan.. you'll notice it takes up to 1 minute 3 seconds for it to come to a halt.

Sacrosanct12:
seriously insane,I just have to use that word no vex. Come and pick me from the ground where u dropped me. We are not just lazy in this country we are also crazy.

SweetCunt97:
When dem hack d small one wey una get eh

I fûck up sha

I de sleep wen them wake me say make I write name.

The man looks fake to me.

BornToSucced:
It’s actually a good time for me to reflect on my goals and make some adjustments.

I work from home.

I read at some intervals every day

I don’t welcome any visitors (male and female)

I have discovered various investment platforms during this period.

I denied a lot of ladies access to my place so I can be very productive.

It’s been fun, productive and restful for me as a Lagosian.

However, I have also seen how useless some people are in this period.

Investment platforms. Pls share. Also a lagosian

I discovered a lot. I found that it takes 1min 22sec for a fan to stop moving after switching it off. cokroach can live for 2hours after removing the head. The sound our tv makes when we on it is actually psctchzz and not stkhxtjj as previously claimed.

chariisGRACE:
Dangote Spaghetti is 120 sticks. �

Is it really up to 120? This is a good idea o i will count golden penny spag tomorrow. As for me sha o there is nothing new! Even without the pandemic! I am always indoors! (when am home from school) bedroom to kitchen to sitting room! Thats my daily routine.

I gave my wife the last 12k I have with me yesterday.This is after I bought 10 litres of fuel,did a GOTV plus subscription and bought data for our 2 android phones. I told her the first person to be sorted should be our son. I don't want to see him cry of hunger or biscuit.So,she got him his foodstuff and beverage.



I am still going to work but I go at any time I like but God gat my back today and two of our customers at work gave me #9,000 and I handed over to my wife to get some foodstuffs for us too(though she bought little yesterday). Infact,i just finished with two wraps of eba and vegetable soup.

We will keep pushing till my boss direct me to pay salary next week(I am an accountant).

Everybody will definitely survive this coronavirus and I hope we can get closer to God aftr this crisis.

Despite all professors of medicine we have in the whole world, none can get a cure for coronavirus!!

Can't you see there is someone called God and he is the most superior?God that's mightier than technology, the one who is mightier than weapons and the God who is mightier than science. What a wonderful God!!



MODIFIED:I thank everyone for the LIKES.May the God almighty be with us all. May he keep providing for us at every point in time. Shame no go shame us oo

played one music(sote by the pulse) all through the day hoping I could wake up from this dream called corona virus... only some few will relate to this lyrics.

If you dey for Naija
Say your prayer
For Nigeria
If you dey diaspora
Say your prayer
For nigeria
Naso we go dey
We go sit-down 24/7
No work n no play
Our children dey play
On top empty bele
Oh lord show us the way
We go send our pikin go school
Them go fail
Them go go blend them go end up in jail
Power holding na our best friend
Na only them remember send us mail
Naija I dey hail ooo
Una no dey fail ooo
Even say the country wail oooo
Una still dey sail oooo
Our happiness discovering the various sadness
Mighty men are still falling to ghetto madness
Oh lord we asking for the oil of gladness
You better give to the street,
Helpless, homeless
Baba God
Why oooo, why oooo
Why oooo, why oooo
Na the question we Dey ask am
Why oooo, why oooo
Why oooo, why oooo
And we no get answer
As for me
I go carry broom
Sweep my upper room
Lock myself
I no go see the sun or moon
No need for spoon
I no go chop
I go fast
Morning, Evening, Afternoon
Soon
People go assume
Say I meet my doom inside my room.
I no go move even if I hear boom
Say nah weytin America do caboom
I go resume

I am bored, I can only step out in the evenings to play chess, look around and find my way home.

Na wa

I don dey feel sick already due to boredom and fat.

I binged on PES yesterday and conceded 124 goals in a space of 7 hours, I don carry the pads go hide.

I keep going to the fridge to eat bicuits and sodas.

I don't like watching movies so I've been reading to keep body and soul together.

Earlier today I exercised by driving out if the compound and back like 3 times, I'm sure the gateman go dey wonder whether I dey alright.

My babe is on essential duty so we've not seen in a week, besides she's a Coronavirus suspect so we're better apart for now.

I got some beer (Legend) but there's very little motivation drinking alone because my housemate doesn't drink.

In summary staying at home hasn't been fun at all

This Nsukka boy again...there is nothing I'm doing than fuckingg my bitch