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She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 1:16pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Most men think being with a woman is all about sex, but no, be romantic at times even if she is just a friend. I'm someone who derives joy in making a woman feel good like an angel even without sex. Feel good is not the way nice guys do it (impress), but the good-bad guy's way (embrace/torment). So, I sent a pretty lady a message. She's a graduate and 22 going 23 years. In her mind, she thinks there will be sex at the end, but no, I'm only going to overfeed her, shower her, carry her on my back to my room, power on the AC, and use my massage oil and give her a professional massage. Do you guys know massage is sweeter than sex? Tomorrow, I'll give her TP to go. No sex. When you give a woman this kind of treatment/romantic torment and still deny her sex, she will run mad and become obsessed with you. Before you do this thing I'm about to do, make sure you're NOT a nice guy. She's a fresh girl with endowment and good upbringing. Let me show her the sweet side of life without putting anything in the middle. Three things sweeter than sex are 1. Yawning 2. Massage 3. Food Do you remember a certain banned book called The Naughty Tiger by Joe Clef? That is the type of thing I like doing to women. This makes them say, "If you leave me for another girl, I'm going to kill myself." Am I wicked? Yes. 3 Likes
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Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 1:22pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
If you want me to keep this thread updated on how things turned out, let me know. |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by potent5(m): 1:24pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Op, you get time ọ. 1 Like |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by kestolove95(m): 1:26pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Jloz guys will cum hia now nd insult him.. 2 Likes |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by tundchip2: 1:26pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Set awon AirForce1 12 Likes |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Fweshspice(m): 1:27pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
She should CUM straight to ur House, and you don't wanna sex her?? C'mon man ![]() ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 1:31pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Ilegend, llegend, ilegend..... How many times did I call you? Hmm... Kwantinu. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Froshloaded: 1:32pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
iClef:Update ![]() |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 1:38pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Froshloaded: Damn, she is on her way. Let me quickly to keep my kitchen clean. 3 Likes |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 2:03pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
kestolove95: OP I'm sure she'll like to cum too |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by goodnewscliff(m): 2:06pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Is this life all there is ![]() |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by SavageResponse(m): 2:13pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
iClef: You this guy again? ![]() |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Humblesam(m): 2:17pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Pictures or you know drill naw. |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Elimon(m): 2:33pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Keep me updated...I want to formulate a theory |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 3:00pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Yes massage and french kiss are better than sex...but stay safe....this your random sampling |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 3:47pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
There is fire on the mountain. Slapped, raped, robbed, and wounded yesterday. Typing... 1 Like |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 3:48pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
She came in and I happily opened the gate and ushered her in. Typing... |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 3:49pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
She kept her bag and shades on my bed and entered the bathroom to ease herself. Typing... 1 Like
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Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 3:51pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
She came back and we headed to the kitchen. I showed her all the varieties of food, but she choose rice and stew. Typing... 1 Like
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Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 3:57pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
She laid on the bed and I told her to get up let me go shower her, but she said she would love to, but after shower, she wouldn't want to wear the same clothes and moreover, she's on pad, on her period. So, we laid on the bed and I started massaging her. She enjoyed it. "What happened to your hand? You looked drained," I asked. "We were slapped, raped, robbed, and wounded by a guy who likes buying us things without us asking him to buy us anything." Now, the story started. Typing... 3 Likes
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Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 3:59pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Let me not go in details. All I know is and from what is on ground: those two or more rapists won't be alive in 2 months' time. She left and will be going to the hospital tomorrow for checkups. Oh, I forgot, she was raped with her best friend overnight in different rooms. R.I.P to those guys. My well-planned adventure don sour. 1 Like |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by asperdons(m): 4:08pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
[color=#000099][/color] iClef:I have a solution on how to finish rapist for life, they will not die but till Christ come they will never have an erection. 1 Like |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by ozodigboo(m): 4:09pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Lol. The girl assumed you will try to get freaky.. That's why she put on the sanitary pad. |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 4:15pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
asperdons: Two of them have already reported to a certain jazzed-up vigilante group that specializes in killing cultists who refuse to repent. So, the fight is now the bigger Devil vs. the small Devil. I'm just watching how it unfolds. I may not reveal what happens next online, but those guys are in trouble. I don't think they can survive it. If they do, their dicks will never rise from what she told me. 4 Likes |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 4:20pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
ozodigboo: No. She wants it more than I do. She never lies to me in such matter. I'm always freaky in nature, but not interested in sex even though I'm a legend in it. This my "lack of interest after acting freaky" makes women angry with me for not being freaky till the end. I only tease and play, I don't sex — except otherwise. So, women are 100% open with me on everything. Added info: The rapist saw blood during the encounter, but continued doing what he was doing because he feels he's a cultist and nothing will happen. 2 Likes |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 4:21pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Jewessgratitudd: I didn't continue. Rapists have ended the journey. I'm all alone again. Come over, miss. Promise me you won't rape me. |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 4:38pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Lesson for Men Stop spending on women hoping to get sex in return. Keep your money and invest it. Learn how the dating game works and use that knowledge to get women for free and invest your money, eat better food, exercise, and do better things. Money can't buy real love. Don't rape a woman because you spent on her. Women, also try to resist a man who is forcefully trying to spend on you because one day, he will forcefully get in-between your legs. This warning is not only for men, but women too. Free food dey purge in most cases. 12 Likes |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by MrEazi223: 4:42pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Don't mind this OP he's trying to sell some of his printed nonsense book, first he will tell you to visit one site where you will read free about some stuffs like how to get a woman and later on the site you will see where to purchase the book..... OP you're a scammer 1 Like |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 4:48pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
MrEazi223: Yes, we sell books. Also, we have free versions which you can download here 1. https://shop.wetclef.com/download-chatdìcted/ 2. https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/ 3. https://shop.wetclef.com/blog/2019/05/30/download-mr-friendzone/ If the free versions are enough, you don't need to buy the full ones. Answer this question: How will you be rich/wealthy if you give all your knowledge or all the things you sell out for free? Scammer? Please, show some proof to shame the Devil. Thank you. Extra Info: People who can't afford our books or they wanted to get all our books for free on WhatsApp, but we told them all are not free get angry and call us names. Those who disturb us too much until we're tired and block them also call us names. There are people who disturb us too much until we get angry and tell them we don't sell books any more. These people come to Nairaland to abuse us. For customers who have purchased our books, we don't block them. Our customers hardly complain — the ones that give us headache are the Mr. Free Free ones. These sets of people can disturb for Africa. See an example of what happened yesterday below. I think you're that person. Beggars who don't get replies also abuse us. We have too many people waiting to kill us not because we scammed them, but because they didn't get what they came to beg — free book. The hunger in the country is high, so some people find solace in bringing down those who are enjoying. I can feel your pains. God will see you through in Jesus name. Amen! Food for thought: the hospital you were born, did the doctor attend your ... for free? 1 Like
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Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Ayoleeboy007: 5:11pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Ihave noticed something, U like dark girls but dislike yellow over bleach ones. Why? |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 5:21pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Ayoleeboy007: I like all. My first girlfriend was Asian, then I moved to white girls, then black girls. So, I don't discriminate. Though, I don't date. Character is what I want, not skin. I have been with all the skin tones, but realized it's character over skin color. Anyone who changes her skin color, I get angry. I have never used cream for more than 15 years now because I don't care about skin tones — I only use Vaseline and that is only during harmattan. #Smile. Character over skin tone. 1 Like |
Re: She's Is About To Get Some Dick Today, But I'll Do This [Picture] by Nobody: 5:23pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
My fowl, Ada, is always happy when a visitor comes to my house and does not finish her food. I get angry my food has been wasted, but the fowl dances shoki as she devours it. One man's poison is a fowl's food. 5 Likes
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