okomile:
She is pregnant. What else does she want

Uh, I'm thinkin based

This is what I call slap-look

She will be like
Look at him with his mouth wide open snoring like a pig. I am very sure he will say Angela is also his colleague at work..
WISH I CAN SLAP HIM IN HIS SLEEP RIGHT NOW

Happyfela:
I've woken up and seen three women looking at me like this on different times, ladies of Nairaland, what does it mean biko

Unhappy and unpleasant mind

I’m irritated, pissed and I wanna stab him, but the jail term isn’t worth it.

CorGier:
Why do they hate it so much when we sleep on them?

That look is very familiar fam. Once they start running their mouths with their endless gists nah better crashing get me.

But just before I dose off, I catch that exact look on their faces. It breaks my heart but man needs rest.

.that is a Detailed description of the normal normal.. Lol. U sabi the thing.
But it as it may, women are wonderful creatures.

mytime24:
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You can only charge good batteries. Bad batteries doesn't store charges

ZINIBANKS:

Your profile says you're married
So what are you looking for in Romance section

Bros, face your front!
I no knock your door

snitchbitch:
"If she has extra powers, she is thinking that something evil, but not necessarily life taking should befall you instantly"

Women do that a lot, and sometimes "what they think" in their should happen, usually happens to the guy, he might be driving and hit a pole or a wall, but he won't be injured. He might be walking and hit a stone with his big toe and get injured.

When you get home and you tell her what happened or she is helping you to put rub on the injured toe, she will say "no God catch you!!"

Fear women, they have live audience with Baba God, if she fight you, Only God can save you!!!!

Don't even mention audience with God. That is heavy ogbanje spirit (wicked Marine spirit)

Wow.

frozen70:


Unhappy and unpleasant mind

snitchbitch:
"If she has extra powers, she is thinking that something evil, but not necessarily life taking should befall you instantly"

Women do that a lot, and sometimes "what they think" in their should happen, usually happens to the guy, he might be driving and hit a pole or a wall, but he won't be injured. He might be walking and hit a stone with his big toe and get injured.

When you get home and you tell her what happened or she is helping you to put rub on the injured toe, she will say "no God catch you!!"

Fear women, they have live audience with Baba God, if she fight you, Only God can save you!!!!

Fear men. We can do more than that.

okomile:



Bros, face your front!
I no knock your door

Ok I'll
But I guess you like how things roll here the dirty talks and the sex gist, that's what women like they don't joke with it

zexy2030:


But I want to ask if u r human, such a spotless beauty that I nearly thought u r an otopia in human flesh...abeg u too pretty. chaiiiiii!!!!!

Anytime you spot snapchat filters and stuff, don't lose your guard bro..... Talking from experience......

See as e be

Onyenna:


Anytime you spot snapchat filters and stuff, don't lose your guard bro..... Talking from experience......

yea, its an online make up, made up beautiful with contradictory realities.

An them go disturb u, after 2min, his body don come down...

It means Run for your Life

When you realise you just rendered what is called
Osho- free

BadRadio:

the side chick called in the middle of the night and she picked the call

rex444:
the side chick called in the middle of the night and she picked the call

lol

tiswell:
Your case is different

lol ,hw naw

She never reach climax & it be like say the man Na 2mins man

She don check hin phone and find stuffs she shouldn't have see

Or

The guy never satisfy her bedingly �