Ok

Unfortunately na me dey do the lying.
And I'm very proud of myself.

What is lie, the only lie I know of is our minister of misinformation.

She wore lab clothe out of the house saying she was studying medicine at unilag lol

For a whole year...


I goofed on that lie for months...

when our relationship was going sour b4 our final break up she called me saying shez pregnant 4 me.



d bitch actually extorted money from me then o.


one oda ex introduced her fiancé to me as her cousin ( it was a terrible experience 4 me )



but now I am more experienced and understand hw d game is played.



I DON GET PHD 4 LIES!

P

Chick told me she was going to Eket to see her sister.... For my mind, I believed her oh. She knows when I leave the house to work and when my work closes.... But you know how devil can disgrace someone...

I forgot one of the files I needed to work with in the office, I got a Keke to take me to the house, that was around 12noon. While on my way to Nelson Mandela Road, where I live, along Udoette Street, I saw my chick going to the traffic light market alongside a guy. I couldn't believe my eyes. I asked the Keke man to stop, I took a photo of them from behind and continued my journey.

I called her when I got home. She took the call. It was noisy (as she was in the traffic light market). Said she was busy and will call me back.

I was calm and didn't say a thing. I called later and asked about her sister. She said they're all fine. I did that repeatedly, emphasizing on her sister and how Eket is, she said everything was fine

Chick got home, visited, I showed her the photos, amd she started crying. Saying it was the devil's work bla bla bla....

SKYloafFISH:
My ex.. Hmmmm

If he tells you the day has break, you have to go out and check yourself if the sun is truly out....

If he tells you today is Tuesday, you have to call your doctor, neighbors and family to confirm if truly today is Tuesday it's as if the nigga has a spiritual ability to fool more than 20 people at a go.

that's a very good bad guy,my kinda guy

Deep down I know I still have a thing for him n u might possibly go back if he shows again

Good day, I'm in dire need. Please I will be glad if anybody can help me with anything, I presently have no cash neither do I have anything to eat at home. There is absolutely no where and no way I can get anything. I just need to feed. I'll drop my account details if asked for

U fine pass ur sista

Bitch told me: I don’t care about money. All I want is Love.
Wasn’t carried away though cos I know women and lies are not not separable. But right now: it’s MGTOW

Aliko Dangote is my dad's friend

None...

Na siddon look I dey... Meanwhile this lockdown extension is doing things to my brain
I just dey vex

He's a family friend, everybody in my house knows him. He just drops me off at school sometimes... Eh!!! Songo fire you there

That she is from a rich home n will be going abroad to do master's after her first degree...N.a. so I begin chill n form serious lover not knowing this babe was using me as mugu....last last we come seperate n.a. him no see her for mile 3 market in Portharcourt selling for her mum, .....I come dey wonder if n.a. dia she dey do the masters!

No lies

Ashawoboi27:
Mine: He is just a friend
You are the only one am dating
Our rent has expired
My mum is sick
Am traveling to the village whereas aunty went to Abuja and a friend of mine saw her
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Dem really don chuk you knife

My ex girlfriend is a chronic liar, I don't know if it's because she studied law but I always see through her lies.

Easybela:
No Ex

I love this

I told my GF that Buhari is using diapers

I swear he has never seen my pant, Rukevwe anywhere u Dey no matter how many times u do, u no go cum o

Modified

I have forgiven u so u can CUM as u like

mystic77:
Good day, I'm in dire need. Please I will be glad if anybody can help me with anything, I presently have no cash neither do I have anything to eat at home. There is absolutely no where and no way I can get anything. I just need to feed. I'll drop my account details if asked for

Hmm.. Drop your details, you might get help
Don't worry, everything will be alright

This thread will be filled with LIES

I need popcorn to follow this thread

I'm pregnant
I'm not dating Andy anymore
Call me anytime u need anything even if its cash. Booom!!! Some rough bar enter for her we just dei look each other
That one make me wan mad
He is just a friend
I love u


I miss her my x oo no lies
Best I ever had

She said she's a virgin... she was busted

She said her pops is terminally Ill, gave her financial support... again busted

Said she wanted to break up so she can concentrate on academics, only for her to jump on a nigga she does not know I got ties with...

I like her sha, she cooks, cleans and shes smart. You can yeet smart ideas from her.

Definitely not someone anyone would want to wife, with those horrible lying and hoeing habits. I hope she improves before she hops on to the next man sha

iyke926:
My ex girlfriend is a chronic liar, I don't know if it's because she studied law but I always see through her lies.

All lawyers are trained liars. Whenever you see a trained lawyer, just see them as a trained liar

I'm a virgin