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Re: $&£££ €£& by Nobody: 4:01pm On Apr 14, 2020
eni4real:
Seeing is believing!! Cute dp!
Thanks.
Re: $&£££ €£& by Charliiee(m): 4:04pm On Apr 14, 2020
Mogajunior:
It was just an innocent question devoid of any motive. Am naturally inquisitive.
Inquisitive kill you there, can you ask her any of those questions in presence of her folks or other neighbours? To think you're in your 30's and she's just a teenager is the saddest thing in all of these. Agbaya!!!
Re: $&£££ €£& by traihit: 4:17pm On Apr 14, 2020
If op is indeed 31 as he says and the girl is 19, then op has stylishly confessed that he is a moral pedo. The girl should be learning from you about life since you're from the hood but I guess, by the time you have a daughter her age, you'll know what to do with vulnerable secondary school graduates like the girl but before then, I send my condolences to every young girl that'll get damaged by you...
Re: $&£££ €£& by Goalnaldo(m): 4:19pm On Apr 14, 2020
Chi59:

Unku, what I do? angry
nne you beautiful to look at smiley
Re: $&£££ €£& by Nobody: 4:27pm On Apr 14, 2020
Goalnaldo:
nne you beautiful to look at smiley
Thanks
Re: $&£££ €£& by Allaboutkatiee(f): 4:28pm On Apr 14, 2020
Mogajunior:
As a result of this lockdown, I barely go out and that has made me a little closer to some people in my neighbourhood.

So recently because of boredom, i was having a chat with this muslim girl called Umi in my hood who is just 19 and out of secondary school.

In the course of our conversation, I asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. Mind you she's averagely beautiful with moderate ass and boobs, though she's very shy. So I went further to ask jokingly if she is a Virgin and she said no but this time with a stern look on her face. When I observed she was a bit upset by my question, I decided to crack some joke just to make her laugh and comfortable talking to me.

So we went further to discuss at length then she told me she is a Virgin but if am in doubt, she is ready to prove it to me if am ready. So I asked her what she meant but she said nothing. Then suddenly she smiled and left.

So I have been thinking exactly what she meant by that statement and I haven't bin able to figure out anything. Please kindly drop advice and any suggestions on how to solve this puzzle.

OP leave that young lady alone. angry
Re: $&£££ €£& by sayhi2bammy(m): 4:50pm On Apr 14, 2020
Mogajunior:
As a result of this lockdown, I barely go out and that has made me a little closer to some people in my neighbourhood.

So recently because of boredom, i was having a chat with this muslim girl called Umi in my hood who is just 19 and out of secondary school.

In the course of our conversation, I asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. Mind you she's averagely beautiful with moderate ass and boobs, though she's very shy. So I went further to ask jokingly if she is a Virgin and she said no but this time with a stern look on her face. When I observed she was a bit upset by my question, I decided to crack some joke just to make her laugh and comfortable talking to me.

So we went further to discuss at length then she told me she is a Virgin but if am in doubt, she is ready to prove it to me if am ready. So I asked her what she meant but she said nothing. Then suddenly she smiled and left.

So I have been thinking exactly what she meant by that statement and I haven't bin able to figure out anything. Please kindly drop advice and any suggestions on how to solve this puzzle.

Op! This your mode of getting to know your neighbour tie wrapper ooo grin grin grin
Re: $&£££ €£& by Nobody: 4:51pm On Apr 14, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Don't mind him. He's a virgin hunter and feels he has this one to work on this season. I see him loosing is 3rd leg soon
No i don't. How many of you keep your hymen till 18 anyway? As long as he doesn't rape her hes safe...but op why ask for virginity? Are there no other questions to ask asides that?
Re: $&£££ €£& by Cholls(m): 4:55pm On Apr 14, 2020
my brother oh my God! Why am I just seeing this post

Re: $&£££ €£& by Countersam(m): 4:59pm On Apr 14, 2020
Mogajunior:
As a result of this lockdown, I barely go out and that has made me a little closer to some people in my neighbourhood.

So recently because of boredom, i was having a chat with this muslim girl called Umi in my hood who is just 19 and out of secondary school.

In the course of our conversation, I asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. Mind you she's averagely beautiful with moderate ass and boobs, though she's very shy. So I went further to ask jokingly if she is a Virgin and she said no but this time with a stern look on her face. When I observed she was a bit upset by my question, I decided to crack some joke just to make her laugh and comfortable talking to me.

So we went further to discuss at length then she told me she is a Virgin but if am in doubt, she is ready to prove it to me if am ready. So I asked her what she meant but she said nothing. Then suddenly she smiled and left.

So I have been thinking exactly what she meant by that statement and I haven't bin able to figure out anything. Please kindly drop advice and any suggestions on how to solve this puzzle.

2 things are involved

1. She is willing to allow you explore, Bobby, give her head if possible and everything but you will definitely not go beyond the gate..
2. She is willing to let you confirm she is a virgin before allowing you finally disvirgin her

My advice, act fast before someone does the work reserved for you. Doesn't mean you shouldn't play safe because you assume she is a virgin. Use a condom, double if possible.

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Re: $&£££ €£& by Countersam(m): 5:00pm On Apr 14, 2020
traihit:
If op is indeed 31 as he says and the girl is 19, then op has stylishly confessed that he is a moral pedo. The girl should be learning from you about life since you're from the hood but I guess, by the time you have a daughter her age, you'll know what to do with vulnerable secondary school graduates like the girl but before then, I send my condolences to every young girl that'll get damaged by you...
Please having something with a 19yr old does t make you a paedophile

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Re: $&£££ €£& by Mogajunior(m): 5:02pm On Apr 14, 2020
Countersam:


2 things are involved

1. She is willing to allow you explore, Bobby, give her head if possible and everything but you will definitely not go beyond the gate..
2. She is willing to let you confirm she is a virgin before allowing you finally disvirgin her

My advice, act fast before someone does the work reserved for you. Doesn't mean you shouldn't play safe because you assume she is a virgin. Use a condom, double if possible.
Words of wisdom. Respect!

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Re: $&£££ €£& by Mogajunior(m): 5:05pm On Apr 14, 2020
DominusPrime:

No i don't. How many of you keep your hymen till 18 anyway? As long as he doesn't rape her hes safe...but op why ask for virginity? Are there no other questions to ask asides that?
Just like I said we spoke at length and that question is one amongst the many questions I asked her.
Re: $&£££ €£& by arnoldogiamien: 5:05pm On Apr 14, 2020
Mogajunior:
As a result of this lockdown, I barely go out and that has made me a little closer to some people in my neighbourhood.

So recently because of boredom, i was having a chat with this muslim girl called Umi in my hood who is just 19 and out of secondary school.

In the course of our conversation, I asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. Mind you she's averagely beautiful with moderate ass and boobs, though she's very shy. So I went further to ask jokingly if she is a Virgin and she said no but this time with a stern look on her face. When I observed she was a bit upset by my question, I decided to crack some joke just to make her laugh and comfortable talking to me.

So we went further to discuss at length then she told me she is a Virgin but if am in doubt, she is ready to prove it to me if am ready. So I asked her what she meant but she said nothing. Then suddenly she smiled and left.

So I have been thinking exactly what she meant by that statement and I haven't bin able to figure out anything. Please kindly drop advice and any suggestions on how to solve this puzzle.
one day someone will ask it future daughter same question.mumu
Re: $&£££ €£& by PERVENCHE: 5:15pm On Apr 14, 2020
Well, I am the king in the north so I know a thing or two about nacking shy Hausa/fulani or Muslim girls in general. See that smallee ba, in the evening, leave your door ajar, she should be free around 4:30-5pm or there about. They usually pray the evening prayers around 7pm when the Sun finally fades. Codedly tell her to go wait for you inside. Do not follow her. They are very shy. Let her go inside alone. If you have all those neighbours that like to stay outside with eagles eyes, be creative and distract them. The biggest hurdle is getting her in to your apartment without anyone's notice. If you can pass that hurdle, when inside, do not waste time with idle talk for it is not a nollywood set. If she is the type that wears hijap, tell her you want to see her hair and how it highlights her eyes. Be calm and smile through your eyes to make her feel at easy. *shy girls have that salient smile they flash when have loosen their inhibitions.
Compliment the smile, tell her she looks even more beautiful when she smiles.

My guy if she agrees or not, touch is the essence with them. They are barely touched so make contact with the hijab to see her beautiful hair. If she's not wearing a hijap. Straightforward to the belly button trick. Tell her you can predict the sex of her 1st child by seeing her belly button.

If she opens it...touch it and keep touching. Nothing beats a virgin Muslim pùšsý. If you ever hit that, you will know the joys of Jannah.
Re: $&£££ €£& by traihit: 5:41pm On Apr 14, 2020
Countersam:

Please having something with a 19yr old does t make you a paedophile

I didn't say it does so don't be alarmed. Legal adulthood begins by age 18.
Re: $&£££ €£& by traihit: 5:42pm On Apr 14, 2020
Countersam:

Please having something with a 19yr old does t make you a paedophile

I didn't say it does so don't be alarmed. Legal adulthood begins by age 18. Someone can be a moral pedophile when he's not a pedophile according to law.

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Re: $&£££ €£& by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:47pm On Apr 14, 2020
mofeoluwadassah:
what else....she wantu knack na wink

Will you knack me??
Re: $&£££ €£& by peace0813(f): 5:49pm On Apr 14, 2020
Ayomideayo:
Op! U cannot ask about her plans on furthering her education, what course she wants to study or what skills she has interest in..u want to plug charger in her charging point abi...later on she go get belle u will now come back here and be asking us drugs for abortion

Well said

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Re: $&£££ €£& by superfitsez(m): 6:00pm On Apr 14, 2020
mofeoluwadassah:
what else....she wantu knack na wink
you seem cool
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Re: $&£££ €£& by franklingud(m): 6:14pm On Apr 14, 2020
Quarantine conji is too much this time around.

Lol!!!

Pregnancy go plenty very soon.
Re: $&£££ €£& by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 6:26pm On Apr 14, 2020
DominusPrime:

No i don't. How many of you keep your hymen till 18 anyway? As long as he doesn't rape her hes safe...but op why ask for virginity? Are there no other questions to ask asides that?
LOL. How many girls are born with hymen these days even? LOL
And out of all the questions is this life he's asking the girl about his virginity.
I remember a guys asking if I was still a virgin back then in my first year and I told him. That I had just finished having sex with 3guys. He looked at me and saw I was looking straight into his eyes and I told him who virginity help. He thought I was serious and that was how he stopped asking me stupid questions. In out final he told me liked me then but I was too bold and experienced. LOL I told him that was why kept me safe from the wild lions.

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Re: $&£££ €£& by blaze2cool(m): 6:33pm On Apr 14, 2020
Ayomideayo:
Op! U cannot ask about her plans on furthering her education, what course she wants to study or what skills she has interest in..u want to plug charger in her charging point abi...later on she go get belle u will now come back here and be asking us drugs for abortion


You have a point, but how many girls dem don ask about what they will like to study or how they will further their education? Even if a guy ask them the same question and they tell you what they want to study what will you do about it? People have been asking us what we want to be come when we grow up and may will say doctor, lawyers and Engineer..... But will later end up being a fashionister or an online Fashion liners lol.

Well Girls of this days have no better way of spending their time but with a male companion they feel comfortable around and before you know it broda go shift Her pant.

My advice better not start what you can't finish, in other words lose what you can tight and tight what you can lose. Brothers and sisters use your sense �
Re: $&£££ €£& by SweetCunt97(f): 6:44pm On Apr 14, 2020
Mogajunior:
Well I thought of that but we can't be too sure of this girls. Beside I am 31, wouldn't it be considered illegal cos of her age?
Don't you have shame? Agbaya. Hegoat.
Re: $&£££ €£& by Nobody: 7:12pm On Apr 14, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
LOL. How many girls are born with hymen these days even? LOL
And out of all the questions is this life he's asking the girl about his virginity.
I remember a guys asking if I was still a virgin back then in my first year and I told him. That I had just finished having sex with 3guys. He looked at me and saw I was looking straight into his eyes and I told him who virginity help. He thought I was serious and that was how he stopped asking me stupid questions. In out final he told me liked me then but I was too bold and experienced. LOL I told him that was why kept me safe from the wild lions.
Lol...that guy was a chicken...and naive too...nowadays no one really asks if a girl is a virgin. Once u are above 15 it safe to assume she's not ,except in a few cases,until proven otherwise.
Re: $&£££ €£& by just4fun(m): 7:20pm On Apr 14, 2020
tyup:
I indeed love your mode of getting close to people's daughter asking them if they're Virgins or not and if they got boyfriend

more grease to ur faultily blunt thinking faculty and ur casualty filled d**k sad

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: $&£££ €£& by treasuremi1(m): 7:26pm On Apr 14, 2020
This lockdown will cause many wanted and unwanted pregnancies. If u imprenate this girl, u may put her future in a double trajedy
Re: $&£££ €£& by Mogajunior(m): 7:49pm On Apr 14, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Don't you have shame? Agbaya. Hegoat.
Do you have any iota of shame why whoring around? Useless and good for nothing bitch.
Re: $&£££ €£& by SweetCunt97(f): 7:50pm On Apr 14, 2020
Mogajunior:
Do you have any iota of shame why whoring around? Useless and good for nothing bitch.
Blablabla.. Grasping at straws to sound savage. Ode oshi
Re: $&£££ €£& by ColourMeAmazing: 7:54pm On Apr 14, 2020
Mogajunior:
As a result of this lockdown, I barely go out and that has made me a little closer to some people in my neighbourhood.

So recently because of boredom, i was having a chat with this muslim girl called Umi in my hood who is just 19 and out of secondary school.

In the course of our conversation, I asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. Mind you she's averagely beautiful with moderate ass and boobs, though she's very shy. So I went further to ask jokingly if she is a Virgin and she said no but this time with a stern look on her face. When I observed she was a bit upset by my question, I decided to crack some joke just to make her laugh and comfortable talking to me.

So we went further to discuss at length then she told me she is a Virgin but if am in doubt, she is ready to prove it to me if am ready. So I asked her what she meant but she said nothing. Then suddenly she smiled and left.

So I have been thinking exactly what she meant by that statement and I haven't bin able to figure out anything. Please kindly drop advice and any suggestions on how to solve this puzzle.

You for ask her the colour of her pant na, mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

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