Was during our exam period for unilorin, I visited my friends house way cook and he just came back from Oshogbo with their fresh weed. Me way hungry well no mind the guy come use the weed cook and after cooking the rice he still added the weed join on top am. Me the guy and one Alfa chop the rice like say tomorrow no they, I come go house, I first pull my shirts then I come outside they talk to myself and begin to calculate my CGPA, I later went to ball house to watch match, naso owner of the ball house asked me to watch the house say him they come I was an hour early, before he came I don merge 2 chairs lie down they sleep. When people start coming I just sat down and didn't argue or say anything during the match, if arsenal scored I go stand up they wave them. Meanwhile Alfa they house they cry, when we reach Alfa they shout say him wan die so me and my friend with their neighbor go chemist to buy drugs, we lock Alfa inside the room with key and as soon as we open Alfa they window they find way out by then my head don they clear just only weak, Alfa say him wan pass window way iron bars they and its tiny what a ball can't pass he say he wan come out. We gave him drugs for headache and garri before Alfa well na next day. Weed no be am

dannyrhymes600:
In the year 2017, I told a guy to help me buy weed so I can dry it and mix it with my hair cream for sheen and growth. he brought it in the night and I kept it till the next day then I sun dried it and squeezed it till it was in powder form, then this curiosity of how I will behave if I'm high on weed just came upon me, so I called my younger brother to come have a pinch with me, he told me not to try it because he knows I'm allergic to some drugs ( malaria drugs and the likes). But I insisted, so he took a pinch with me and we just laughed and said to ourselves " nothing go happen jare". he went out to meet some of his guys while I stayed home alone because my crush promised to come over. maybe after an hour or so (because I lost track of time), she came and sat close to me, I just kept smiling and didn't say a word, she was smiling too and was laying down a seductive body language which I didn't respond too because she looked like she was wearing an ape mask. she got comfortable to the extent that she ran her hands through my laps but I wasn't feeling it at all, I was sky high. she got angry and left, I escorted her outside, that was when the problem started. as she was going i just stood back and watch her, it was as if she became an ant, she was very small in my eyes, it was that time I realized the weed had started working. I struggled to get back inside and went back to my room. I locked the door and opened it again, I did that for like 5 times and I stopped. then a voice whispered to me * go dance nau * but I declined. the voice came again and said I should pull out the burglary proof of my window I still declined. my younger brother came back home but he wasn't affected at all. the same voice told me to start crying but I declined. I was served garri by my brother, I rushed it like a rabbid werewolf then slept. I woke up and something changed in my life. since that day my ear started working more than it should, I could hear people talking clearly from meters away.




second experience
2019 November
I got weed from my home town when we went for my grandma's burial.south south weed.
i left it in my bag in school, 2nd semester exam started, and there was this particular course I haven't read at all. on the night before the course I remembered watching a video online that said weed helps to remember things. quickly I went to my bag and brought out the weed, I took a pinch, this time smaller than the first one in 2017. my reading mate was aware I took the weed, he wanted to take it too but I didn't give him because if both of us become high who will help who?. we got to our reading site, we were playing music and reading, I finished the handout in no time and slept off only to be woken by the feeling of laughter. that same voice I heard in 2017 came again and told me welcome, it then told me to begin to laugh, but I declined. it came again and told me to shout and sing the burna boy's song we were listening to, but I declined. I quickly told my friend that I'm feeling high, he should take me home, but he didn't respond because he hasn't read enough, my breathing changed and I stood up and started walking home, he quickly followed me but he couldn't keep up because I was too fast. we got home and I took my bath but it was still as if I'm have 1000 people talking in my head at once. the next morning I got up and was ready to go to the exam hall when my friend told me the time was just 6am and exam is 10am. later we got to the exam hall and I was just laughing at the questions because they were too easy, I finished first and forgot my writing materials there. the result came out and I scored 99/100.
my second experience also changed something in me. since that day even if I'm asleep I can feel it if someone is around me, and I will be able to tell if they are male or female. that is the last time I touched or saw weed, and I plan to stay that way.

have you ever had a weed experience?
come in and share with us lets laugh at ourselves.

no lies please

I dey go buy weed this night I swear

OlawaleBammie:


Hmm, am not suspecting anytin again,

U have bn following the legends all around abi??

Lol no ooo

Igbolabi

Lamanii22:



Lol no ooo

Eehn bawo lose moo?? Abii??



Hmm, ok, u watch am for film abi??

Where I wan start sef.

THE FUCKUP

I still be undergraduate then. We dey three guys for one compound. na im my guy go buy 500 naira weed (uncut) people wey don buy weed go understand, we use 300 own cook peppersoup make we take chop garri com tie the rest as jumbo. Three jumbo each per person. The one wey remail we go use mouth chew.

THE LAST SUPPER

Pepper soup don don but we first go collect jumbo back Three each. Disclaimer; I no dey like weed, the highness no be am. I no know wetin enter my head that dey abi na my men them wey dey ginger me.
We Don smoke th weed finish com enter to chop the pepper soup, see as we dey drag am , something wey go kill man later.

THE MADNESS

Weed change am for me. You know the kind highness wey be say you go dey pray say if GOd fit help you this time you no go touch am again? That type. I begin dey patrol round my house in circles dey talk to my self dey try keep my sanity. Anybody wey I see e go be like the person wan kill me or I'm be giant, like say the world dey for my shoulder. The paranoia no be here.

I think say my own worse I no know say my guy dey im room dey run mad. I don lock my door into sy I no want make anybody com see me as I dey jonse, na so my guy knock door, tell me say en no wan dey alone. Hmmnn problem. I say no shaking. Any where wey I go my guy go follow go like say na me born am. I been wan enter kitchen but I change mind make this guy no use knife stab me say na devil.
Small time oboy begin cry dey tell me say en don dey mad, say no be play play, say e be like say something dey lose for en head, say make I go buy am alabukun

Hand don tire me to type but that day no easy. I never touch weed since then.

Abso1uteZero:
Where I wan start sef.

THE FUCKUP

I still be undergraduate then. We dey three guys for one compound. na im my guy go buy 500 naira weed (uncut) people wey don buy weed go understand, we use 300 own cook peppersoup make we take chop garri com tie the rest as jumbo. Three jumbo each per person. The one wey remail we go use mouth chew.

THE LAST SUPPER

Pepper soup don don but we first go collect jumbo back Three each. Disclaimer; I no dey like weed, the highness no be am. I no know wetin enter my head that dey abi na my men them wey dey ginger me.
We Don smoke th weed finish com enter to chop the pepper soup, see as we dey drag am , something wey go kill man later.

THE MADNESS

Weed change am for me. You know the kind highness wey be say you go dey pray say if GOd fit help you this time you no go touch am again? That type. I begin dey patrol round my house in circles dey talk to my self dey try keep my sanity. Anybody wey I see e go be like the person wan kill me or I'm be giant, like say the world dey for my shoulder. The paranoia no be here.

I think say my own worse I no know say my guy dey im room dey run mad. I don lock my door into sy I no want make anybody com see me as I dey jonse, na so my guy knock door, tell me say en no wan dey alone. Hmmnn problem. I say no shaking. Any where wey I go my guy go follow go like say na me born am. I been wan enter kitchen but I change mind make this guy no use knife stab me say na devil.
Small time oboy begin cry dey tell me say en don dey mad, say no be play play, say e be like say something dey lose for en head, say make I go buy am alabukun

Hand don tire me to type but that day no easy. I never touch weed since then.

Lol laugh wan kill me..

Lol, I've never met or see someone affected with drugs before. This is hilarious. Please stop endangering your organs, stop any form of drug abuse

I went to a friends house to visit. They were bragging about bullet. Say e dey high pass weed. I told am its nothing. We stepped out and i drank two bullet and smoked jumbo on top. Long story short, i vomited all d way home and in the guys sitting room. I slept in the toilet, because bed couldnt contain me. I beg God oh. Never again

If I start to dey talk, weyting my don see we no go end

My experience
I was bored af one fateful evening ,decided to stroll out I then met with some of my male friends and they were gisting about loud ,I was enjoying the conversations then I asked one of my friends if its still remaining he said yes I told him I was interested he then said OK that we all should go to my room and take the one remaining.We all went inside (it was a two storey building and I stay at the last floor) they gave me one slim tie to consume alone lol I was feeling myself that was we started smoking and playing music ,all of a sudden I noticed I could hear all the lyrics of the songs (songs I have never heard before) I still kept smoking before I knew it any thing they just mention I will laugh so hard to the point of shadind tears ,I just knew I wasn't myself lol how I manage to tell them I want to sleep that they should go I can't remember even when I stood up to close my door one voice was telling me I can jump down the storey building without getting hurt mehn I quickly closed my door ,the food I consumed that night was something else lol I just thank God I told them to leave earlier cause how I pulled my cloths I can't even remember lol .

I tired it one time again before to exam hall
cause I heard it makes someone to remember everything you read lol inside exam hall I was just laughing, I was remembering everything at the same time lol I couldn't write down anything lol it was one of my friends that wrote the whole answer for me .
weed is my best friend now cause I can control it ,quitting this year by God's grace

I dey come.

Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

This one is real story
Not the op story that sounds fake...
Weed go send you message and you go de decline taah....
You must answer weeds call...

I didn't have any issue when I tried it for the first time....
I just noticed its Highness is different from alcohol....
It made my light and sleepy.
So I went home slept very well woke up was hungry and I ate like a lion..

franklingud:

You took it too much.

You should have start small.

Mannn it was the hype thinking nothing will happen

Weed is a good thing if your head fit carry am. I have had occasions of eating weed with pepper soup and shii. Then one day I decided to start eating it raw. When my friends will be smoking,I will take mine and eat it to know what highness is like cause I don't drink anything alcohol. After a couple of tries, I told myself weed got nothing on me. It was one day my friend came with one weed and gave me an insignificant portion of the weed. About three hours later, I went to eat bread and soft drink and then somehow, I realized I needed more than one loaf of bread to be fill but something in me told me that it's out of my budget and that the seller already knew I usually take and might suspect a thing. I never even knew something was wrong with me. It was when I was going back to my work place that I realized that I was being extra careful with walking. It was as if all cars were out to hit me so I was walking very close to the gutter to avoid stories that touch the heart. As I reach, my boss gave me the measurements of the work, but each time I hear him call the numbers, it was as if I was miles away and I will ask him to repeat the measurements. Happened like three times until I got frustrated and started the work with the little I could process in my head. I became too careful with the job and was super dull. I will take a measurement more than four times to be sure and somehow, I believe it's wrong. It wasn't long until something told me that I'm not ok but some voice told me to disregard the thing. So I continued until the doubts became obvious. A colleague of mine told me that I'm too dull and probably stressed that I should go home but it was as if he was in my dreams and not real. After some time, I asked him if he talked to me about going home and he confirmed in affirmative. So I continued with the work but I was jumping in and out of consciousness. So I decided to write on the ground to remind myself things since I can't seem to remember a thing. It was then I knew that something was wrong with me so I decided to call it a day and go home. Told my boss I'm not working again that day and he asked me why and I told him I don't feel too well. I didn't want to tell anyone that I took some stuff because they all know that I don't even drink so tell them that I took weed will be like a death wish. I drove my bike home and was moving on the center of the road. Sometimes I get my senses and go to my lane but most times, I was on the center of the road. My drift between consciousness and unconsciousness was mad. Na God help me reach home and another thing was that it was in the afternoon and not yet the evening rush hour. Got home and na there things began. I wanted to tell a friend whom I met here what's happening but after typing the message on WhatsApp and sending, I deleted before she could read it. She asked me what but I didn't tell her a thing. Then I went to my phone Note and wrote down everything I could remember and my reason was that if it's madness, let my family know exactly what happened. Somehow, person go talk and I go begin laugh uncontrollably but I managed to get hold of myself before they could suspect. My sister come carry my nephew give me make I hold am make she run some errands and I told her to hold unto her child cause I don't feel well. I couldn't tell her what's wrong but I was afraid that I might drop the child. I somehow managed to send my kid sis to get me noodles and eggs and I ate everything asap and slept off for like thirty minutes but it seemed like forever. Woke up feeling better but I was forced to tell my bro the levels and we laughed about it. Slowly the thing clear. It was days later I met that friend and asked him what he gave me,he told me that it was synthetic weed. I forgotten what he called it. I was warned by my other friends not to get anything from the guy that he takes all kinds of stuff including white.

I swore never to take weed again but guess what, I started trying it again. I only take a bite but during this lockdown, I took a drag. We never die, life continues. Don't be afraid of weed. It can never make you mad. You go jonse but never mad. Unless of course you take synthetic weed. But if you stick to pure green leaves, you will feel like you're in heaven.

PS, I want to believe whoever is trying weed is an adult in supervision of a learned smoker

Damilare65:


That's because you are the weed its not for first timers, eating of the weed causes more high than smoking it haha

Shit was too loud... While I was high I became an English letcturer

Been 8 years I started smoking weed
I can wake up by ,4am when y'all still sleeping and I'm smoking at my backyard talking to the god's and they do talk back to me
Weed can't make u mad
That's a fallacious rumour
If true I should have been mad 8 years ago
Weed dey only make me dey low key and always stay on guard, for e.g after smoking weed and you come around I go begin think say you be criminal or you wan come steal my phone so it makes me stay vigilante
Weed helps me at my work place
When I mix and roll 12 kg of flour for pizza
I no dey know
Weed dey make me do 10 sharwamma and hot dog same time in 10 mins

Weed aka Igbo go make you sing like 2face if you're an upcoming artiste...

As its now I no get girlfriend so Igbo na my comforter
If nor be for Igbo

Who knows I for don go commit suicide
After I lost both parents

iF E GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN SMOKE
IF E NOR GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN QUIT

Lastly nothing beats the Joy I get after smoking weed, staying low key and blasting the songs of Jhus,alkaline, Beenie man, etc with my apple ear phone wey get bass
That feeling sweet pass woman pussy

Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

Colorado is what science experts call "artificial marijuana" ... It's produced in a hidden labs with Chemicals ... Go and research this on Google.


By the way, ...when it comes to smoking,... Me I go Humble you ... Snoop Dogg still dey learn work for my side

Danielomisco:
nice1 i ate this shit yestdai cos of the lockdown I lost track of time and slept like a baby.Anytime i woke up i cud hear people tlkin abt me and gossiping bad things about me I asked ppl around if anyone visited the said no.The best part of this all was while i was asleep i went back throught time,bro I saw all i did dt i wudnt hav remember i was a third body..my parents were so young n happy.I spent years in jst one nyt.

You were Hallucinating sir

Finstar:
My first time was exciting, cause it opened my senses and exposed me to lots of hidden things. I felt like a god, watching everything at once and being aware of everything. It was crazy.

If I lay on my bed, it feels as if I'm soaring round the universe.

People say that when they are high, time goes very fast. But that's not my case. Time goes very very slow. I become more observant, aware, I live in the MOMENT.

I could feel electricity flow through my body. It's as it there is a power in me that weed activates lol. Like a super power.

Also, I tend to observe my thoughts more. Watch how they come and go, and how easily a thought can dominate my mind.

The worst feeling is gradually coming back from this beautiful alternate existence.

Years ago, I vowed never to try weed. My first experienced made me open and I researched this plant. Then I learnt that this natural plant is a gift to man. Without weed, your life is incomplete.

Weed is proof that there is more to this 3D dimension. That there is more to this life. For once, research about the tremendous health benefits of weed, you'll be stunned.

Lots of countries are rapidly legalizing the recreational use of weed. What I'll never try is cigarette, that one kills.

I'm gonna enjoy some this night.

You have my Respect.

Enskynelson:
Wow... Let me pitch my tenth and listen. Where is that guy always shouting nigarrrr?

slawormir

DaddyRochie1642:






Colorado is what science experts call "artificial marijuana" ... It's produced in a hidden labs with Chemicals ... Go and research this on Google.


By the way, ...when it comes to smoking,... Me I go Humble you ... Snoop Dogg still dey learn work for my side

Lol so you want smoking competition?

i bn blowing blunt fr over 10yrs now, and I have never misyarned nor misbehaved as an effect of highness, last i do is get some sleep...weed aids in activating the mood one choose to be at a particular moment irrespective of whatever you choose to do at that moment, I.e laff, dance,eat, crack jokes,fight,reason well, feel alright, jonzed etc, although I strongly detest Colorado amongst other varieties of kush its pure torture not my thing

moyosore32:
i bn blowing blunt fr over 10yrs now, and I have never misyarned nor misbehaved as an effect of highness, last i do is get some sleep...weed aids in activating the mood one choose to be at a particular moment irrespective of whatever you choose to do at that moment, I.e laff, dance,eat, crack jokes,fight,reason well, feel alright, jonzed etc, although I strongly detest Colorado amongst other varieties of kush its pure torture not my thing

Exactly bro. Same here, I've never misbehave but rather, I stay on a low key and be observing my thoughts. If I'm with my phone, chatting, browsing, or watching YouTube, it feels like heaven lol.. Although mine is less than a year I started.

Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

Exactly the same experience with me, 10 years of smoking, took NFK first in November, this no be party, na my guy (dealer) gimme oo, only 3 drag, I off. I no fit move oo. Na so I dey one side cloud9 and Cemetery border dey para for my guy like; "Guy if anything do me na you I know, wetin you gimme Chibyke" of course he no tell me before I puff it. After about 5minutes, I took 2 satchet of water and recovered some bit. It was fun shaa, but when the thing hold you na death torture

Hmmmmmm... make I drop my own

I go drop two first and last experience.. the first one is weed , the last one is orijin bitter....


Weed
When I was in ND , there is one hostel beside mine .
Almost all the niggas there are kusher... so there is this particular guy, na sure OG, anytime I go there to play Ps3, all of dem go gather dey backyard dey smoke.. so I go just go inside, collect the key to the main big parlour to play game ...
As big as the house reach, dem no dey thief... guys for that house go reach 20 in number ..

So on this fateful day, I went there as usual... I wanted to collect key, naso all the niggas for backyard hold me down.. they said why I no dey smoke, .. most of them begin dey laugh me and e don dey turn casting .. cos I only make mouth amidst dem...

Hmmmmm. Las las, dem pass one to me.. I no kno the varieties... if I puff, I no go drag am inside, i go dey discharge it immediately.. dem tell me make i no dey waste am.. one of them sha teach me how to drag
.. .
I notice that the last part ( the end of the stick) dey always commot brown thick smoke...
I sha finish it .. I collected the key and went inside to play game....
Like 20 minutes later, one of the guys came inside kon charge.. naso I tell am say" smoke wey una dey make mouth for nothing dey there.. shey bi na him I smoke and he no do me anything.. "

I knew I was shouting... one reply like dis, the guy no give me.. he just concentrate on wetin he dey do.. oboy naso I held the guy come change am for him .. I begin shout " Wetin dey dere, Wetin dey dere ".. the shouting call attentions of nigga at the backyard and most of them don understand wetin happen.. Dem say make I no vex,... ( the guy I was dragging na my friend oo).. dem leave me for room and went back to backyard.. so
There is this other guy wey dey another hostel , he just came back from class, so he directly came in the room ( we have like four hostels beside each other.. students living go reach like 50.. we plenty so tey if girl dey waka and she no greet us, na wahala.. except say the girl na from one of the hostels.. early in the morning, na towel all of us boys dey tie.. we go kon sit outside dey gist ).... as the guy enter , e one play game, he greet me naso I change am for him.. he didnt know what was happening.. naso he dey voice me.. oboy we started shouting naso guys at backyard came inside.. this time , my eyes don close, I kon dey look like Pao chao chin for drunken master...




Las las, dem say make one person take me go my room go sleep.. and my roomate no dey house( dat one na pastor) ... as ireach my room, I stood up cos hunger dey waya me like mad.. naso I trek go junction to one mini cafeteria, I go dey walk as if thorns dey ground.. as i reach junction, I no kuku ma look road , I just cross, kon stand for the middle begin dey laugh.. one of the guys back hostel saw me( he came to fill him gas).. he rushed to me and helped to cross.. he knew what's up and he led me to the cafeteria to chop as I intended......hmmmm another scene..




I reach the place kon dey greet everyone with handshake on sit including the girls.. I carry one girl's drink ( she dey drink one Limca soda) .. I downed it kon dey shine teeth.. seyi just dey beg everyone on my behalf.. the food seller knew something is wrong with me..
I collected fufu ooo, fufu 300 .. bro as I begin dey chop, he kon be like say person dey throw stone on top of mountain, I no dey feel it for my stomach..if I put morsel for mouth , foam he don slide down.. las las I chop finish and the guy led me home..

As I teach house , naso ceiling fan started rolling upside down, as in he belike say dat ceiling fan na dozen for room ....

So one lady in the next room came to borrow cooker.. I gave her the cooker and I still give her extra plug plus socket.. I tell am say this life, person no suppose dey hide something, that make she kon carry anything she would be needing in my room henceforth.. she just dey thank me up and down..
Bros, I kon dey reason my life, reasons for drop in my gp, reason why I go poly instead of uni, reasons why I should break up with esther.. I brought out my phone and begin bomb for bdsm.. even without fmt( which later change my level for school)I did wonder that day mehn .. since them I never take am cos i no say i go run mad

Second one was orijin..I drank 5 plastic of orijin bitter all in the name of celebrating our guy wey just buy Corolla sport 06( I'm very sure with this second one, any mapaite here go don know who dey talk.. cos the casting enter Instagram).. bro I nocked off, and na jalabia I wear.. oboy na the third day I woke up( most guys wey dey there don run leave house cos dey think I don die)... I lost my voice and sense of reason when I woke up.
I couldn't eat, I couldn't drink.. i just nor nor...baba landlord self talk say e go go check my house payment receipt so dat he go see my parents number and call dem to come pack my dead body ..thanks to my roomate o.. I vomited like mad.. na him bath me, wash my white boxer and clean the room up..


The last one was still orijin, for one party like dat, the place no far from our hostel, walai, I dance from there reach house.. dem kon dey video me..

Dat shit made me popular.. and anytime I had issues with any of my friends.. u go dey hear " no worry , we go call your oga( orijin) for u now"
Since then I no dey smoke no drink..
Orijin na if i get game






.
My head no carry am abeg...

lilbarracuda:


from past experience, consuming it is worse than smoking it

that's what people say but I think smoking it is closer to making one run mad

Abso1uteZero:
Where I wan start sef.

THE FUCKUP

I still be undergraduate then. We dey three guys for one compound. na im my guy go buy 500 naira weed (uncut) people wey don buy weed go understand, we use 300 own cook peppersoup make we take chop garri com tie the rest as jumbo. Three jumbo each per person. The one wey remail we go use mouth chew.

THE LAST SUPPER

Pepper soup don don but we first go collect jumbo back Three each. Disclaimer; I no dey like weed, the highness no be am. I no know wetin enter my head that dey abi na my men them wey dey ginger me.
We Don smoke th weed finish com enter to chop the pepper soup, see as we dey drag am , something wey go kill man later.

THE MADNESS

Weed change am for me. You know the kind highness wey be say you go dey pray say if GOd fit help you this time you no go touch am again? That type. I begin dey patrol round my house in circles dey talk to my self dey try keep my sanity. Anybody wey I see e go be like the person wan kill me or I'm be giant, like say the world dey for my shoulder. The paranoia no be here.

I think say my own worse I no know say my guy dey im room dey run mad. I don lock my door into sy I no want make anybody com see me as I dey jonse, na so my guy knock door, tell me say en no wan dey alone. Hmmnn problem. I say no shaking. Any where wey I go my guy go follow go like say na me born am. I been wan enter kitchen but I change mind make this guy no use knife stab me say na devil.
Small time oboy begin cry dey tell me say en don dey mad, say no be play play, say e be like say something dey lose for en head, say make I go buy am alabukun

Hand don tire me to type but that day no easy. I never touch weed since then.

lmao
na wah oh

davillian:

This one is real story
Not the op story that sounds fake...
Weed go send you message and you go de decline taah....
You must answer weeds call...

dude my story is 100% real
you'll surely decline if weed sends you on an errand if you didn't consume too much