megareal:
I went to a Senior friend's house because I needed him to sign a document for me. The wife told me he travelled. I replied that he gave me the appointment to bring the document that day. She asked me to follow her. We entered a dark room that was like a temple (I already knew he dabbled in the occult). There I saw the man lying down dead like. The wife asked me to drop the document on his table and wait. I did, a few moments after she asked me to pick it up. I picked up the signed document with the necessary recommendation I needed in the man's handwriting.

Truly, I wasn't surprised because these eyes of mine have seen some unusual things in these my few years on earth. I was only surprised that the woman chose to trust me to see that. I still wonder why till date.

Ps
The following week I went to see him to thank him, he also acted like it was nothing. Told me he attends such meetings once a month for three days in a certain country. I told him I was grateful he took time out to help me. And he said for me he would do anything. I still wonder why I was so special.

Astral Projection, quite smooth

A friend of mine moved out of shop after slow progress
D shop was later dugged by a plumber only to discover a snail shell wrapped wit white linen without stain.
Who say juju no dey pray make dem reason ur matter.
God pass dem sha

why brother why?!
Why did u waste my time like this?
Whyyyyy?

kimjessey2019:
OK lemme tell y'all this short story .
I have some sand in my room I brought from a prayer ground tied in a transparent rubber, one weekend my girlfriend came as usual and I return from work and met her almsot naked, so I asked her why she said she doesn't want to wear my shorts anymore (normally she doesn't bring her own cloths to my house,she wears mine ) so I said OK and went into the room.she brought out the sand to wear I can notice that she has seen it but me didn't get the it, In fact I didn't reason anything that moment, tired as I was I just bathed and slept . Y'all need to see drama the next day she refused to touch my money, touch me and etc . Who send me ask her why she brought out the sand from where it was.i heard it all that day women mouth bad ooh. How she thought am a human being , well after I managed to calm her down and explain she now touch me and I touch her she touch me again and I touch her again and the rest Na Story.

naijaschoolguru:

I wonder o bro, na inyass picture he won talk

Who is that Inyass guy?

His pictures are everywhere in the Muslim North

veeshock:

You should have simply googled on its use besides preventing pregnancy. Its also used to treat heavy or painful menstrual flow and sometimes menstrual irregularities.

wow! Why it not good to assume, i learned today.

paulolee:
found a heart inside a glass aquarium...said it's his dad's heart based on d orders of his military dad

Is the dad still alive?

Salmom:

Oga say what you know abeg. I do astral projections and I have been interrupted many times while astral projecting.

How has it been in your soul travel?

Makavelli25:
Get the fvck outa my thread. Wait who is 16
Lmao. You must be dumb
So jamb is now the road to sucess. I wrote jamb last year scored 256 was denied admission in ife. Scored 196 this year,that shows that jamb is a failed organisation.
You are not intelligent madam,you just got lucky.
Dont you ever mention me again
Sweetcunt claiming big madam when you have nothing in reality.
Drop ya accnt details mam

deepwater:

U have been used. He does that every months for 3 days. It's no coincidence bro He invited you to witness that procession You have been used Go for deliverance A man should not see what does not concern him

u r very correct

i.visit.a fried house nd I wanted to help sweep the masters bedroom.I saw a rat on the mattress sleeping peacefully.

i just try to kill it ran for his life.
fear grab me.

I no sweep.again I go another room.

Salmom:


And did I tell you I don't already know this?
And how do you even know this? Are u a neuroscientist? How do you know our reality isn't also an illusion of the mind?

The world is real.

Salmom:

Who the heck are you to ask me to shut up?? You must be a lunatic. And yes I know what astral projection is because I have been doing it since the past 5 years.
Astral projection is not rocket science nor is it some sort of exercise reserved for people who belong to occultic groups or organization.

If indeed you have this ability, Its great. You can visit the temple of medicine in the astral plane, its called the temple of Alden. Anyone can be healed there if the Lords of karma permit.

Those of you who are asking to be initiated into the occult don't know what you're getting into.




Flee!!!

Sixfeetbelle:


I fail to see the problem with my sentence construction, however. Could you be so kind and outline them for me?

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hmmm, check d punctuations in the Bolded.

Biglittlelois:
I once went to a big aunty's house that the interior design, curtains, wall paintings, in fact everything in that house was painted bright red and black, when I finally saw a very big picture of Guru Maharaj, I retraced my steps out of the house, it was very spooky, strange and weird.

Was it your instinct that made you feel you have to go?

Samfloxin:

That broom is juju. Any thief that enters their compound will continue sweeping their compound until he is released after incantations.

Tweiker:


But you felt it was evil and that's why you have mentioned it here.

Once as a teen, I visited my aunt at Agbor, delta state and she complained bitterly of people stealing the plantains on her farm.

She has this big parcel of land on the outskirts of town with a few houses about. She planted cassava mostly but there are numerous plantain tress in groups here and there. When the trees bear crop and are about to reach harvest people steal them.

Know what I did?

I took empty bottles and put some sand in them then tied red cloth around them and tied each one to a prominent location on some of the tree so everyone could see it.

I stayed in Agbor for 6 months and not a single plantain got missing on that farm. The situation stayed so for almost 10 years until my aunt sold the land.

I wonder why?

akezn:
Was it in Benin?

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No ..it's Osun state

Gabbyayo:

On her behalf Access. Help me ease the pain thanks

Have a sense of decency man! Tufiaaakwa

SweetCunt97:
A house in maitama that had Gold chairs... I nearly shed tears! See opulence

You no sabi lie ... Stop portraying yourself as a dumb, silly and ignorant motterfucker.

Makavelli25:
Get the fvck outa my thread. Wait who is 16
Lmao. You must be dumb
So jamb is now the road to sucess. I wrote jamb last year scored 256 was denied admission in ife. Scored 196 this year,that shows that jamb is a failed organisation.
You are not intelligent madam,you just got lucky.
Dont you ever mention me again
Sweetct claiming big madam when you have nothing in reality.
Drop ya accnt details mam

I claim big madam? Who's this one for God's sakes!? Boy that Ife you did get into, I graduated from long ago so better face your front. See person o

themaestro08:


You no sabi lie ... Stop portraying yourself as a dumb, silly and ignorant motterfucker.

How? People and bad belle. What's sooooooo unbelievable about such? Stay there dey fool yourself. Go to maitama and see d kinda riches una politicians dey amass there will you'll are here crawling around winching others in yiur penury.

SweetCunt97:
I claim big madam? Who's this one for God's sakes!? Boy that Ife you did get into, I graduated from long ago so better face your front. See person o

wtf is wrong with you ?
Was i talking to you ?
Gosh,a whole lot of K's are in nairaland o
Damn

megareal:
I went to a Senior friend's house because I needed him to sign a document for me. The wife told me he travelled. I replied that he gave me the appointment to bring the document that day. She asked me to follow her. We entered a dark room that was like a temple (I already knew he dabbled in the occult). There I saw the man lying down dead like. The wife asked me to drop the document on his table and wait. I did, a few moments after she asked me to pick it up. I picked up the signed document with the necessary recommendation I needed in the man's handwriting.

Truly, I wasn't surprised because these eyes of mine have seen some unusual things in these my few years on earth. I was only surprised that the woman chose to trust me to see that. I still wonder why till date.

Ps
The following week I went to see him to thank him, he also acted like it was nothing. Told me he attends such meetings once a month for three days in a certain country. I told him I was grateful he took time out to help me. And he said for me he would do anything. I still wonder why I was so special.

Okay, you win

Makavelli25:
wtf is wrong with you ?
Was i talking to you ?
Gosh,a whole lot of K's are in nairaland o
Damn

So wetin sweetcunt dey do for yiur post? Abi another sweetcunt dey here

Back in Abia state, aro chukwu. Met a guru business man, had old exotic cars [jaguar, 1st Gwagen model n old s class. Inside his mansion looks weird. Most sculptures are naked women with big breasts, noticed he hugged men, but waves at the females till we left no body contact with ladies, sculptures n wall paintings n pictures naked women. Mighty house I say!

SweetCunt97:
So wetin sweetcunt dey do for yiur post? Abi another sweetcunt dey here

It was meant to be an insult directed at her.
Sweetcunt mam

Makavelli25:
It was meant to be an insult directed at her.
Sweetcunt mam

You confusing yourself. Oya send money to d guy that dropped his account... Shey u b jagaban

SweetCunt97:
A house in maitama that had Gold chairs... I nearly shed tears! See opulence

it is gold coated...not entirely gold

It's always interesting when an ignorant person tries to sound like they're "woke"

The senior man was doing astral projection. Nothing new.

People have been doing it for a thousand years.

It's one of the fastest ways to connect to the spirit realm. Very popular amongst Indian occult practitioners.

Google it to cure your ignorance.

1stola:

Please remind me the name of the movie again.
I no watch am finish because NEPA carry light.

I been stop for where that Baba stand up dey dance...

SweetCunt97:
You confusing yourself. Oya send money to d guy that dropped his account... Shey u b jagaban

Oh that has been solved.
You want a little ?