joyfullyjoyous:
There was a woman staying close to us. She used to come to my mum's shop when bored. One day my younger brother went to assist her in fixing sequence on materials. Then my mum asked me to go m call him after some time. I entered n saw they were tidying up her apartment. What caught my eye was an old pic that dropped on the floor. When I picked it n saw the picture my head got swollen. It was a picture of the same woman taken decades ago. It was a black and white picture. The woman was well dressed and adorned iin gold jewellery. Though the pic was taken like over thirty years before, the woman didn't look a bit older. Immeriately she saw the picture in my hand,she collected it n didn't utter a word. This was a woman who laid claim to having come different ethnic groups in Nigeria. There's no dialect she could not speak. When sdjef today she would say she's from Edo,another day she will say she's Yoruba.
One day her apartment got flooded and she came to sleep in our sitting room In the midnight when I wanted to go ease myself I saw her wrapped like a corpse sitted on the chair. I almost fainted.
A widower on the street saw n took her in. She gave birth to a baby boy but was sent packing when the husband discovered she had no single family member that identified with her . At a stage she begged my mum to claim they are related but she didn't oblige. God knows where she is now.
It's really weird.

That's scary.

Erediauwa:
Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.

na winch be dat

So I was taking a walk the other day and I seen a woman a blind woman pacing up and down the side walk ,she seemed to be a bit frustrated as if she had dropped something AND having a hard time finding it so after watching her struggle for a while I decided to go over and lay a helping hand you know , hello ma can I be of any assistance it seems to me that you have lost something I would like to help you find it ,she replied oh yes you have lost something YOU AV LOST YOUR LIFE ...then gun shots ...this happened in Compton in America ,police brutality

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Deejay777:

na winch be dat

Not at all bro...

mamaafrik:
tell me,did you now eat the food

Na wetin dey pain you be that??

LarryBee1k:


I've a friend, no matter how long a movie is, HE WILL WATCH IT IN 10MIN.

Flash dey learn work o

mansakhalifa:


You know how you say "you want see my red eyes?"

Your guy's gonna go "You... you want see my green eyes?"

Lol. Freaks abound, I tell you. That dude's probably one of them.

He isn't a freak.
He didn't chose his body's reaction
He was born with it

Came here to read stories..... I will come back if I discover that I've met a weird person before.

Angelinastto:
I met a guy in a night class during exam period and he immediately tried to kiss me. I be like "guy are you mad?" A total stranger for that matter In a class filled with students
He later apologized but the thing baffles me whenever I remember it.

It was konji my sister

There was one of my teacher in my secondary sch days , he was blind and he teaches History
When he is writing on d. board he hardly make a mistake .
The weird part of all is. that onlike us that read with our eyes ,he reads with his hands

CalabarPikin:
A girl I've bn trying to ask out....she wanted forming too hard...just had to let go...but she later turn in...hmm

Weird thing now is that..if I miss a day without calling her....she'll call me d next day and start sounding like,....since u feel too big to call waste ur airtime on me I just have to call to see if ur alive...she will end d call after saying such rubbish
Or
She'll chat me up and be like
She: Hi
Me: good evening... How r u..??
She: u think won't be fine...?? Sorry to disappoint u, I'm fine thank u...
Me: hmm

I'm just ignoring her cuz she hv not paid for d data I've bn subscribing for her

Lol at ignoring her

Makavelli25:
Had an encounter with a little child.

She would always see you coming no matter how you hide or tiptoe
Later heard she was a witch

your conclusion has spoilt all the laughs I have been having

Bleeped a girl today, she came back the following day demanding her blood back from me. I was totally confused.

Dannonye:
I have friends that shed tears profusely when using the toilet.

. The friend told you or you follow the friend to toilet repeatedly. Na sickness oooo, tears goes with feelings, sad or happy it may come out, but to shed tears for toilet hmm na very weird one be that

joyfullyjoyous:
There was a woman staying close to us. She used to come to my mum's shop when bored. One day my younger brother went to assist her in fixing sequence on materials. Then my mum asked me to go m call him after some time. I entered n saw they were tidying up her apartment. What caught my eye was an old pic that dropped on the floor. When I picked it n saw the picture my head got swollen. It was a picture of the same woman taken decades ago. It was a black and white picture. The woman was well dressed and adorned iin gold jewellery. Though the pic was taken like over thirty years before, the woman didn't look a bit older. Immeriately she saw the picture in my hand,she collected it n didn't utter a word. This was a woman who laid claim to having come different ethnic groups in Nigeria. There's no dialect she could not speak. When sdjef today she would say she's from Edo,another day she will say she's Yoruba.
One day her apartment got flooded and she came to sleep in our sitting room In the midnight when I wanted to go ease myself I saw her wrapped like a corpse sitted on the chair. I almost fainted.
A widower on the street saw n took her in. She gave birth to a baby boy but was sent packing when the husband discovered she had no single family member that identified with her . At a stage she begged my mum to claim they are related but she didn't oblige. God knows where she is now.
It's really weird.

Is she still around till today?

Franzese:
So I went out on a date with a very fine chic and when we settled to eat and stuff she talked about her her mum who down at the hospital due to some psychological/mental issues. I just ignored.

After about 25 minutes or so she starts to talk to herself intermittently and I was really puzzled. Up to the extent the ladies on a nearby table started looking at her. It made me think some of these mental issues might be hereditary.

I had to cut off the friendship. Painful tho,

Hahahaha... Good a thing you cut off the friendship. Oh...talking about cutting...

LarryBee1k:


I've a friend, no matter how long a movie is, HE WILL WATCH IT IN 10MIN.

that one na mad person

brendan007:
Alright.
There's this guy I knew who could actually regurgitate food. Some humans may have ruminant traits.

I actually do that. It's weird, but it just happens. I mostly chew my meat twice or more times, whatever drink I take, comes back with same sweet taste. It's crazy.

Starboyyy:
Had a friend who always put his phone on silence back on campus..I found this so weird because that was his own normal

Also had a roommate who farted every 2am while asleep.....It was so weird, we all in the room got to know the timing when some of us who stay awake in the midnight to read found out the constant odour every particular time in the midnight


and finally something weird about me, I never find it interesting watching movies with people,I watch movies alone....... No matter how interesting a movie is, once I'm not the only one watching,it's not interesting to me again

For your last point (movie), if pple call it weird, then I'm happy to be a weirdo. It's not possible for me to watch movies with anyone, I don't jst have the ability to do it. It's one of the reasons I don't watch movies on TV, I prefer my phone, even with lappy, bae will want to join, so I just leave her with the lappy.

There's was this girl I found weird with way she arranges her food. You know, normally, when eating swallow, (for some who like to hold the bowl of soup) the eba will be on the table. But this girl prefers to hold the bowl of eba while the soup be on the table. We tried to correct her each time we went to their house but she wouldn't bulge.


Another one is a girl in my former choir. She'll bite her nails and sniff. As in she does it so swiftly like bite and sniff kind of movement. lol.... And it has become a reflex action for her.

horpeyemmi66:
There's this White garment pastor in my area who has this beat up Mercedes-Benz. The funny thing is anywhere the man's fuel got exhausted he leaves the car there, no matter the place. One time his car stopped in front of my house and he pleaded that my younger brother and I to please come help him push the car up a steep hill. We tried but the car wasn't moving and the crazy man said, "You people are not pushing well o, if demons descended right now they will move this car". I just told my brother leave the car let's go and the man was like, "it's not like that o". Imagine?

Hahaha!

adepojuis:
Had this roommate back then, anytime he sleeps he will definitely wake at that exact time he wants.

I do that too. I remember last year. I went for a job at redeem camp. After working with my team.. 8am - 9am everyone was tired. So we went back to our Lodge.

According, to my friend she told me I was snoring heavily. As girls they came around trying to Mock and take pictures. The moment they get closer to me. I'll stop snoring. Like I know what they're about to do.. She told me they tried almost 3 times. Still the same.

Immediately, they left.. My snoring continue I don't even know until I was told the next morning.

had this colleague while i was serving who was super weird. he had this insane habit of locking himself up in his room for, sometimes, 72hours at a stretch and no matter how hard anyone knocked, dude never opened the door. more weird was the fact that you'd always hear this eerie humming sound he was making from inside. till we passed out, no single lady ever got to enter his room. the guy was incredibly spooky.

u11ae1013:
My neighbor who always drinks his baby's urine

This one nah lie lol

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drips8:
I know a guy who I think may suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder although he vehemently denies.

He has a habit of looking at the time almost everytime and at a particular time, he mutters some words to himself. He repeats words a lot and he has a weird counting habit from counting the numbers of letters or words in a book to counting the number of cars passing by when seated. He has an arrangement for his clothes and things and he'll never touch his phone unless it's fully charged and even ignoring calls from his parents while his phone charges.

I asked him if he could stop and he tells me that he thinks something bad if he does will happen so it's doesn't hurt to continue his obsessive rituals.

perfectionist are good in managing business... let them manage a gas station... you will never experience fire in 100 years

danielsage:
There was one of my teacher in my secondary sch days , he was blind and he teaches History
When he is writing on d. board he hardly make a mistake .
The weird part of all is. that onlike us that read with our eyes ,he reads with his hands

I had such teacher then in Ogun state.

Starboyyy:
Had a friend who always put his phone on silence back on campus..I found this so weird because that was his own normal

Also had a roommate who farted every 2am while asleep.....It was so weird, we all in the room got to know the timing when some of us who stay awake in the midnight to read found out the constant odour every particular time in the midnight


and finally something weird about me, I never find it interesting watching movies with people,I watch movies alone....... No matter how interesting a movie is, once I'm not the only one watching,it's not interesting to me again

That last part bro
I'm a vicitm

bidexolumanish:
back in secondary school, i had a friend that whenever he is laughing ,tears will be dropping from his eyes as if he is crying.

That shit do happens to me too

joyfullyjoyous:
There was a woman staying close to us. She used to come to my mum's shop when bored. One day my younger brother went to assist her in fixing sequence on materials. Then my mum asked me to go m call him after some time. I entered n saw they were tidying up her apartment. What caught my eye was an old pic that dropped on the floor. When I picked it n saw the picture my head got swollen. It was a picture of the same woman taken decades ago. It was a black and white picture. The woman was well dressed and adorned iin gold jewellery. Though the pic was taken like over thirty years before, the woman didn't look a bit older. Immeriately she saw the picture in my hand,she collected it n didn't utter a word. This was a woman who laid claim to having come different ethnic groups in Nigeria. There's no dialect she could not speak. When sdjef today she would say she's from Edo,another day she will say she's Yoruba.
One day her apartment got flooded and she came to sleep in our sitting room In the midnight when I wanted to go ease myself I saw her wrapped like a corpse sitted on the chair. I almost fainted.
A widower on the street saw n took her in. She gave birth to a baby boy but was sent packing when the husband discovered she had no single family member that identified with her . At a stage she begged my mum to claim they are related but she didn't oblige. God knows where she is now.
It's really weird.

This is very weird.

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often