Asquare84:
Me I do have one wirld behavior or can I say it a gift, no matter how beautiful a lady is I will just look in to her eyes once, I will do that for like 3 times with the lady. The next time if I see the lady I will just pretend as if nothing sexually connect me and her before you know what up, she will start chasing me and I will start doing the shakara. It work like magic if I want any girl I will just look into her eyes

This is so me...
No matter who the guy is, he will eventually like me and want a relationship... All I need is to look deep into his eyes and make a wish... I end up not dating them, it's just for the fun..

Salex007:
The only weird thing about me is that i don't fall in love with females. I just see them as a intimacy mate... Pls if there is anyone who was once in my shoe should please guide me on how to love because am growing older everyday, although i have a lot of girls flocking around me. But making money is all what that rings on my head.

Try therapy
Something must have planted this idea on your mind

Akalia:
I can be very forgetful at times though things that I memorise consciously tend to stick. My challenge is the lack of coherence most often than not during verbal communication.

It seems you are mostly alone. You need someone to talk to often (a friend) someone you can always engage in some discussion without the fear of having the experience you dread. With time you will gradually get a hold of your thought.

I can't believe I read the whole comment from page 1 up to this moment.
Well I wouldn't say I'm weird. But I have some bad habits.
1) you can't inject someone or animal in my presence, I'll feel like you're injecting me and I hate it when sharp objects is being chucked inside of me or somebody else's.

2)Have this bad habit of chewing my mouth when I want to sleep at night.

3) when a family member is pregnant ,I can tell the sex she's gonna give birth to. This has happened to me so many times.


4) I sometime smell danger when it's coming. Like there was a particular time in my hostel,there was this woman whose husband died and a week before her husband's demise I smelt it already but I wasn't sure.

Am like this too.

bidexolumanish:
back in secondary school, i had a friend that whenever he is laughing ,tears will be dropping from his eyes as if he is crying.

mygreenday:
hmmmn
you know how sometimes you pray to meet someone just like you.

i met a girl many years back. i am very dark and she was very fair and pretty. we just blended from the first day we met. i would be thinking of something and next thing she is talking about it or she calls and talks about it. it was so much like she was 10 steps ahead of me in my thoughts and it became very scary. it was more than telepathy.

back then in school. i went to my friend's lodge to play ball then after the match i went to their lodge bathroom to have a bath. I was having my bath and someone was already in the next bathroom and she started singing BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS by GREENDAY, it was a girl. Out of surprise, I was singing the song with her and she sang it with no mistake. then she left the bathroom. I came out and told my friend about it. We went to all the rooms with babes inside and they were all like i was speaking German. That was over 10 years ago still can't forget it.

if you ever went to boarding school, you would likely meet lots of weird people.
I know a guy who nobody never ever saw him take a bath. yes he took a bath and he was very neat but he would wait till there was nobody or he bath very early when everywhere is still dark. Boys hostel where guys can walk around and bath together yet nobody saw him without a shirt for 6 years. I will not say his name... the internet is a small place.

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I saw my neighbors child sitting down quiet like she was sad and bored. I tried to cheer her up with toys and those barney & friends stuff. Nothing was working. she didn't say a word for like 5 more minutes & I was still trying to cheer her up. Next thing she screamed at me CAN'T YOU SEE I AM THINKING OF SOMETHING? PLEASE STAY QUIET. then she went blank again. walahi i was shocked. she was just 2 years old.

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Let me add one i remembered
this happened during my NYSC. One very cold early morning I was jogging to my friend's house so we can gym then suddenly a fly entered my eye. you know how frustrating this can be right? i stopped running so I could rub my eye but one very old woman from nowhere on that lonely road told me not to rub my eyes. she was not speaking in English or yoruba but was just making gesture and some noises like dumb people usually do. she demonstrated that i should spit twice on the floor. I did it and the fly just came out without stress. I don't know if this is an ancient trick or what but it was a very weird experience.

ARE YOU SURE THAT GIRL IS TWO YEARS OLD because her words are bigger than and she got me laugh so hard here

Lamanii22:




Awwwwn.... I don't know you SOJ but I miss you... People like that don't live long why....

Post taken down

I like this type of threads

Here we go!

There's a man that usually come to a betting shop where I charge my phone back in the days. This man always carry a black polythene bag and never said a word to anyone except a funny sound at intervals. He always check his watch every 2minutes. Initially I thought he was a bokoharam suicide bomber but people who knows him said he isn't mentally stable.


Another one was a man I met when I was learning photography. This man loves football and he is a Manchester United fan. He has this habit of repeating the last words or any words someone said while stamping his leg on the ground and shaking his head
For example if you say something like "Liverpool de play ball welwel" he will say "ball welwel" while stamping his feet and shaking his head.

Lovexme:


That one is Asperger's Syndrome.

Ok

brendan007:


It seems you are mostly alone. You need someone to talk to often (a friend) someone you can always engage in some discussion without the fear of having the experience you dread. With time you will gradually get a hold of your thought.

OK

I know a woman who is always wearing a permanent smile on her face,

When walking, talking, doing chores, dancing e t c, u will see her smiling. I have never seen her kept a straight face

Still trying to convince myself that she is mentally sane

charlesluthor:

I do this also till date. Right from my jamb days, my phone is always on silent. Everyone complains about it. The weird tin abt mine is I don't miss calls. I always pick up my phone at the right time. Even though the phone is in my pocket, I always reach out for it at the right time.

Stranger than fiction!�

LarryBee1k:


I've a friend, no matter how long a movie is, HE WILL WATCH IT IN 10MIN.

Lol, how possible that is?

luvyaself95:

ARE YOU SURE THAT GIRL IS TWO YEARS OLD because her words are bigger than and she got me laugh so hard here

i always knew she was very smart but this one gave me goosebumps and i felt humiliated at the same time

It's scary

Jeromejnr:


That is something creepy horror movie stuff.

Maybe.

Lamanii22:



This is really weird.... Maybe she's a ghost...

DonBenny77:
During my school days in Ghana i had this room mate from Burkina faso I nicknamed him Bance because he is tall, black and ugly like the player. This guy eats soured stinking rice of like two days, for instance if he runs out of gas rather than borrow mine to preserve his food he prefers eating it like that and the pot of rice can last him for two days. When he's full he will cover it and keep then continue later. I was shocked because I could perceive the smell of soured rice from my end of the room whenever he opened the pot to eat.
The guy dey fear me like winch but I never complained about that I just let him be.
Different people different norms I thought.

People dey sha
Man like Bance

You're very tolerant.�

So sorry about that.

iSlayer2:



Why the Bleep did you have to creep me out like this. Why why why?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??

LarryBee1k:


I'm the dude. I'll shake my padlock three times to make sure I lock it well. When I'm leaving a place; after packing my load very well, I'll start looking around for what I may forget and then I'll ask my host what did I forget.

It may not be trust issue. Its following up, an instinct I discovered in my university days.

Lol, exactly, d first time I saw it, I was shocked, but got used to it gradually. I even told him no need to report miscellaneous costs less than 100 naira, but he go still report am. And for that I highly respect him

CalabarPikin:
A girl I've bn trying to ask out....she wanted forming too hard...just had to let go...but she later turn in...hmm

Weird thing now is that..if I miss a day without calling her....she'll call me d next day and start sounding like,....since u feel too big to call waste ur airtime on me I just have to call to see if ur alive...she will end d call after saying such rubbish
Or
She'll chat me up and be like
She: Hi
Me: good evening... How r u..??
She: u think won't be fine...?? Sorry to disappoint u, I'm fine thank u...
Me: hmm

I'm just ignoring her cuz she hv not paid for d data I've bn subscribing for her

mumu mumu yellow boy

probably autistic

drips8:
I know a guy who I think may suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder although he vehemently denies.

He has a habit of looking at the time almost everytime and at a particular time, he mutters some words to himself. He repeats words a lot and he has a weird counting habit from counting the numbers of letters or words in a book to counting the number of cars passing by when seated. He has an arrangement for his clothes and things and he'll never touch his phone unless it's fully charged and even ignoring calls from his parents while his phone charges.

I asked him if he could stop and he tells me that he thinks something bad if he does will happen so it's doesn't hurt to continue his obsessive rituals.

Proffdada:
Back in secondary school days, there's a guy who like repeating old jokes in a very saddening way. Whenever we're going home together from school, we usually try as much to hide from him

You peepo are wicked so you can't encourage the upcoming comedian lmao

My life is free of stress ma, I don’t stress over nothing because it doesn’t change the situation if things. I’m also not in Nigeria so I think I stand a better chance of meeting a good doctor also I have two family members so also have the same issue so it got me wondering if it’s something that can be treated medically..

Dannonye:


Yh
See a good doctor
It may be due to stress
I have seen a movie where a woman eats her hair when stressed then developed digestion issues
They found a big hairball near her stomach


Sha no go jam quack

The day a fine chic I was admiring was busy messing (fart) out loud in my presence, we sat at the same seat I found it weird and I lost interest immediately

Her whereabout is unknown to us ever since she was sent packing by her man.

Frankicent:



Is she still around till today?

Thanks man..

brendan007:


Go ahead and reach out for help.

horpeyemmi66:
"You people are not pushing well o, if DEMONS descended right now they will move this car"

Lwkmd

Harllaby:
I had some crazy experiences with my roommates during University days.
1. Their food is always undone, no matter the food be it beans, rice yam.
2. Some are like camel, they drink a sachet of water once in three days.
3. Their privk only get stronger when they are loaded with cash; meaning no money no hard privk.
4. They can finish #250 Agree bread with 30naira beans.
5. Some can stay with you for month and your only discussion will be "Awfa"

Replica of No. 3! No emotion, no lust, no sex.

I did something weird but out of necessity,I was about to be beaten to pulp by some big boys I was very little then.I had to think ,I saw an ant I grabbed it and I ate it ,I saw another one the same thing and I dared them.They all ran away . .

chuksp09:

Why did you deactivate?
It's possible she can read minds.... You can't completely rule it out, as a lot of supernatural things are coming to light in recent times.

10yrs ban.

mamaafrik:
I had a guy in school then,he was sooo rough, he is not book neither did he know anything,he will only start reading for exam,whether calculation or reading one a day to exam,but he can grasp so fast and unbelievingly accurate and will pass more than una wey done dey read from the beginning of the semester.
He was the among the last 7 in academics things in class but is amongst the top 5 out of a class of 57 or so.

are u a mad pesn? Who gave u the phone Ur using

TheMainMan:
me i chop crayon

Me sef chop crayons but its too gummy. not as resolute as chalk