blingxx:


Where i come from girls don't like good guys ,we are too boring

Notyamate:
Ok let me go first.

There was this girl in my class during my predegree days. Anytime she's watching a movie she always mute the sound even when she's watching movies without subtitles. I asked her how she understands what the movie is about and she said she understands by their gesture/body language.

There was this other girl in my hostel with asthma. It's like she's got a death wish or something. The girl is always looking for what will trigger her. Na she go wan sweep the dusty surroundings, na she go wan fry plantain with red oil. One day she had an attack and we searched her bag for her inhaler, it was empty. Come see how we were running helter-skelter to get inhaler for her at 11pm. Thank God one guy got a spare she for die that night.
So me I,I do mute d TV and jus watch pictures, because i hate noise......
Over to you.

spunky425:
I really read this thread from page 1 - 20!

succri:
This chick peed on my bed months back ...

Dannonye:

I sweat
I have a friend who farts when under pressure

BlissB:
Make ona leave me for NL today o ...
It's not weird though na just rubbish habit
Our Gateman na inside boxer he go put e hand then bring am out and smell am, then repeat the procedure again...
The day I saw him through my window na that day I start social distancing with am , funny enough anytime I look through my window I see him doing it and he is always trying to look around if anyone is watching him

CONFAMA:


We plenty Sweet thread

ORBLIGHTS:
My roommate in my year1 during my university days, this guy won't sweep our room, nor cook or even think of washing the dishes. It was all-guys lodge so we are so free with each other to the extend that we don't lock our kitchen cabinets so that any of the lodge member could access anybody's kitchen cabinet to pick whatever they want at anytime of the day even when the owner is not around, any of the lodge guys could just go in and pick plates, seasoning, salt e.t.c
The roommate of mine would go from room to room whenever a plate or our broom is missing, he would locate the person with the missing stuff, retrieve it and even jokingly insult the person. It's always so funny to me whenever I see him doing that cuz he never practically used the broom on the floor of our room or wash the plate but has taken it as a duty to retrieve em whenever these stuffs got missing... (it amazed me and I just love him for that)

nams77:
Are you for real

EM123:
In school of blind they teach people how to see with the mind and not with eye , if somebody that can see learn how to also see with the mind he or she will be very wise.

Angelinastto:
I met a guy in a night class during exam period and he immediately tried to kiss me. I be like "guy are you mad?" A total stranger for that matter In a class filled with students
He later apologized but the thing baffles me whenever I remember it.

Smithwilliams826:
I got one, he hardly has friends highest number of friends he has is 2. I asked him why and he said I can't understand, I had to disturb him then he said "Anyone who becomes his friends or relative won't be able to hide any secret. It will all be revealed to him. I told him its a lie until he told me my ATM password, phone password, even when I claimed to be a virgin and I'm not.
He mentioned the number of girls I have slept with everything and he even said the more he relate with anyone the more he knows so he hardly have friends.
I was like wow. Hw did you know all this then he said every night he go to sleep they just get revealed to him.

OJURONGBE1:
Mine is not really the weird story but his aura remains a mystery till date .
Back then in University, SOJ was a kind guy, very brilliant and was quite funny.
He had a way of making the most bittered person around him crack a smile, how he does that we don't know. Also, he was someone who would share his last card with you in time of need and tell you not to worry about him.
There was an incident in our dreaded managerial Economics test ,the lecturer, a widely acclaimed sadist caught him opening his leaflet for a guy seated next to him. The man tore their slips and summoned them to his office. We were scared for him but he was calm. Few of us (class rep & asst , the best student, and i (we were hallmates) had to follow them to the lecturer's office to plead. When we got there ,the man told us to stay aside while he questioned the two of them .At a point, it seemed like Heaven was about to break loose but how SOJ brought that situation under control is still beyond today. The lecturer who never smile in class started laughing out loud and told them he had forgiven them after 20 mins, we were all excited for we knew the kind of person the lecturer was.
SOJ was the kinda person that knows how to cheer people up in time of difficulties, hurt and disappointments. You can't but have a good laugh whenever you're around him, to the extent that the Super religious-don't mix with sinners amongst us loved to sit around whenever he's cracking a joke . He was loved by all, even the hard -to -crack lecturers /non teaching staffs on campus .Sadly, his life was cut short at 21, during his final year. When the news broke about his death, everybody cried, even our Scarfaced HOD. That's to tell you the sort of influence he had on everyone.

SOJ, the street misses you !!!!

LarryBee1k:


I've a friend, no matter how long a movie is, HE WILL WATCH IT IN 10MIN.

EMMAUGOH:
Me am weird too.. I can be talking and forget what the topic was all about.
I can be saying something.. All of a sudden I start getting scared because I forgot where I started and what I said in few seconds.

It's hard combining thoughts

PatAnselm:


Bro teach me how to do it pls, there are certain times I want to be waking up pls����

olaboy33:


Faculty of Arts, Unilorin.

6lam:

We all have that friend. Very annoying

CalabarPikin:
A girl I've bn trying to ask out....she wanted forming too hard...just had to let go...but she later turn in...hmm

Weird thing now is that..if I miss a day without calling her....she'll call me d next day and start sounding like,....since u feel too big to call waste ur airtime on me I just have to call to see if ur alive...she will end d call after saying such rubbish
Or
She'll chat me up and be like
She: Hi
Me: good evening... How r u..??
She: u think won't be fine...?? Sorry to disappoint u, I'm fine thank u...
Me: hmm

I'm just ignoring her cuz she hv not paid for d data I've bn subscribing for her

IdreamOfUnicorn:
I've met many weird people but this one happened while I was in primary school.
Used to walk with my friends home from school and there was this particular street we usually pass at times, on that street I noticed there was this particular building where a guy stares at me while I walk by, he knew our closing hour and he was always outside waiting for me to pass by. Whenever I meet his gaze he smiles in a way that made me uncomfortable as a child..He stares till I disappear out of sight, it was creepy..told my friends to let's pass another street which they obliged to,so I didn't pass the street for some time ,till one day....someone called his attention to me that his "friend" was passing and the guy looked elated and asked me why I stopped passing his street, then he told me to come upstairs with him, that was all I needed to hear. I ran away as fast as my tiny legs could carry me

Dannonye:

I sweat
I have a friend who farts when under pressure

CalabarPikin:
A girl I've bn trying to ask out....she wanted forming too hard...just had to let go...but she later turn in...hmm

Weird thing now is that..if I miss a day without calling her....she'll call me d next day and start sounding like,....since u feel too big to call waste ur airtime on me I just have to call to see if ur alive...she will end d call after saying such rubbish
Or
She'll chat me up and be like
She: Hi
Me: good evening... How r u..??
She: u think won't be fine...?? Sorry to disappoint u, I'm fine thank u...
Me: hmm

I'm just ignoring her cuz she hv not paid for d data I've bn subscribing for her

AfricaNigerian:
in a nutshell, you are still overlooking her actions cos you haven't gotten to her down part... bad guy

cezarman:


I am that friend gan gan!

Angelinastto:
I met a guy in a night class during exam period and he immediately tried to kiss me. I be like "guy are you mad?" A total stranger for that matter In a class filled with students
He later apologized but the thing baffles me whenever I remember it.