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Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 7:57pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
This is my humble question? Is the peniis of God directly proportional to his mighty size and stature? 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by rtdCivilservant: 8:01pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
There should be a limit to the things u joke with, even if u don't have respect for God but for the sake of his children and followers, please and please don't disrespect God. If na before before them go don kill u by now. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by CoronaVirusPro: 8:02pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Sigh.... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:05pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant:How can't I be curious to know the physical appearance of my God? I love God and I can pull at his mighty peniis if I see him. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by donwhit(m): 8:06pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Spiritual beings dont have organs below the heart. Since they feed on light energy, they dont need to excrete and they reproduce using the power of their mind. geoworldedu: 4 Likes |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:08pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
donwhit:But the Bible tells me that God created man in his own image. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by rtdCivilservant: 8:09pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:I don talk my own finish. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:10pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant:Ok, thanks. May God help us all. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by yeanka007: 8:12pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Aahhhh. Some people brain is only full of water. SMH 1 Like |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by donwhit(m): 8:13pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Dont know if you are trolling, the image that is talked about is the adam kadmon image also popularized by davinci, sexual organ is not a necessity, it is only an adaptation for people in the physical realm. geoworldedu: |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by rtdCivilservant: 8:14pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Don't say that again ok, so that u will not incur the wrath of God upon ursef. Oya go and sin no more. |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:20pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant:God knows his guys and I'm his paddy. I relate with God like a paddy. We forgive each other whenever we offend each other. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:21pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
donwhit:God walked in the Garden of Eden physically with his image. He actually has peniis. If I have not seen his peniis before, I won't be asking this question? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:22pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
yeanka007:That's scientifically impossible. Well, if true then God's brain is also filled with water because GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by illicit(m): 8:34pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
curiosity killed the cat |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:38pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
illicit:And even Marie Curie 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by illicit(m): 8:39pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:LMAO 2 Likes |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by yeanka007: 8:41pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu: Guy, it seems you have landed in Colorado planet. See person pinkin. |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:42pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
yeanka007: No be only colorado na Shina Rambo. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 10:01pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
No suitable answer yet |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 12:19am On Apr 20, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant: See spokenperson of boko haram, all the one u have been killing isn't enough, kill you kee u there 8 Likes |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 12:21am On Apr 20, 2020 |
donwhit: I can bet it with my life that jehovah(yahweh) and Allah have penis and I can prove it to you 7 Likes |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 12:22am On Apr 20, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant: Wrath of god kill you there, fork u and your god 7 Likes |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by DASKACE(m): 8:34am On Apr 20, 2020 |
Not everyone we see in our neighborhood, streets, markets, offices, churches etc are actually human beings. Some people are demon incarnate disguising as human to the non discerning mind. We live in such a precarious time where this entities are been unleashed to this realm where they occupy a person willing to give them his/her body. Obviously, Mr. OP might just fall into that category. When I read through the write up, I can't but agree with the word of God in: 1 Timothy: 4. 1. Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; 2. Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; If not for this era of grace we live, entities like Mr OP could have long been condemned in abyss. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:37am On Apr 20, 2020 |
DASKACE:Era of grace my foot. God is my friend, he cannot harm me. God's dicck I know, who are you? 2 Likes |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by DASKACE(m): 9:02am On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu: 1 Pet. 2:9.....choose generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people. |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by MJBOLT: 9:17am On Apr 20, 2020 |
only mary can answer that question because she was raped by god 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:22am On Apr 20, 2020 |
donwhit: IF WE WERE MADE IN GODS IMAGE, THEN HE MUST HAVE BALLS LIKE YOU MEN? NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. I WONDER IF HE SHAVES WITH A LAWN MOWER. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by rtdCivilservant: 9:57am On Apr 20, 2020 |
GodSaklek:May God have mercy on u. 1 Like |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:06am On Apr 20, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant:why? Did God tell you he is angry with him? |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by rtdCivilservant: 12:31pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu:He told me so. 1 Like |
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