just here to read

TheSourcerer:
feel free to have sex with whoever,as long as you aee both adults and it's consent

Hmmmmm! I wish your mama catch you there and then. You would've learnt a valuable lesson in life.

I bleeped my bestfriend babe many times. He isn't aware till today. Although they are no longer together

For a good reason too. It is too early for us as a country to evolve a platform for people to gleefully brag about cheating the system. Education is a personal gift one gives oneself, and by cheating the system one ends up with self-sustained injuries... We have thousands of students who are faithfully going through the process, and who deserve admission slots more than those who cheat... We shouldn't celebrate moral decadence that inflicts injury (directly or indirectly) upon others.

If that my friend had allowed himself to go through the process, he would have been better for it. And perhaps, he wouldn't be dropping his bank accounts on different threads asking for alms. (No pun intended).

GuestLog:
Kai. Bros, you harsh!

Makavelli25:
"Jail term",she meant!!

She's still correct, you can use jail term and jail time. Haven't you heard of do the crime, do the time. Though jail time and jail term means two different things. But in her own context it's jail time.

Northurmate:

This shìt made me laugh

No, I wasn't trying to correct her or to point out errors... I was simply curious what could have happened to result in the jail term/time.

Makavelli25:
"Jail term",she meant!!

GuestLog:
Well, you don't know me. You don't know me. I can't give stories, it's not necessary and things to be proud of.

Berra

EzzyCarter:
Used to secretly cruise town with aunt's car. Broke the headlight one day. Her driver was blamed and the money was deducted from his salary. Felt guilty but I could not own up. Stylishly paid him the money back some weeks after (he thought I was being generous )

Good boi, at the same time bad boi..till you come clean to your aunt. Its not too late for you

pmoye:
No, I wasn't trying to correct her or to point out errors... I was simply curious what could have happened to result in the jail term/time.

Okay

3 years ago at 2017, I once went to the bank to deposit 4k and after i left the bank i recieved my 4k credit Alert and like 30 minutes later i saw another 100k Alert on my phone, at first i was scared and didn't do anything to it , still expecting the bank or someone to call me about it....after waiting for 2 weeks without anyone contacting me for the money , i spent it. ........untill today no one has contacted me for the money.

pmoye:
For a good reason too. It is too early for us as a country to evolve a platform for people to gleefully brag about cheating the system. Education is a personal gift one gives oneself, and by cheating the system one ends up with self-sustained injuries... We have thousands of students who are faithfully going through the process, and who deserve admission slots more than those who cheat... We shouldn't celebrate moral decadence that inflicts injury (directly or indirectly) upon others.

If that my friend had allowed himself to go through the process, he would have been better for it. And perhaps, he wouldn't be dropping his bank accounts on different threads asking for alms. (No pun intended).

I agree with you and disagree with him.

My remark on your comment was based on how savage and hilarious I found your response to be. I also threw him a few shades.

i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it because that shit would have spoilt my reputation.. of all him pikin, na me my parents trust pass.. up till now self, they really confide in me..
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself )
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly

Taniaa:
[b]Good boi, at the same time bad bo[/b]i..till you come clean to your aunt. Its not too late for you

Lol. I'm more of a bad boy @bolded .
This happened like eight years back. Doubt if she'd be able to remember now. We move

pmoye:
For a good reason too. It is too early for us as a country to evolve a platform for people to gleefully brag about cheating the system. Education is a personal gift one gives oneself, and by cheating the system one ends up with self-sustained injuries... We have thousands of students who are faithfully going through the process, and who deserve admission slots more than those who cheat... We shouldn't celebrate moral decadence that inflicts injury (directly or indirectly) upon others.

If that my friend had allowed himself to go through the process, he would have been better for it. And perhaps, he wouldn't be dropping his bank accounts on different threads asking for alms. (No pun intended).

I believe you are a guy, you can say all you want but just like mi you ain't getting a response from me again, if your jobless this morning, instead of acting bitchy on people's post, I suggest you join "your fellow girls" on slim case IG live and twerk your way to the bank, I bet you that 20k would come in handy this period.

Vulcanheph:
3 years ago at 2017, I once went to the bank to deposit 4k and after i left the bank i recieved my 4k credit Alert and like 30 minutes later i saw another 100k Alert on my phone, at first i was scared and didn't do anything to it , still expecting the bank or someone to call me about it....after waiting for 2 weeks without anyone contacting me for the money , i spent it. ........untill today no one has contacted me for the money.

I wanted to condemn your act, I now imagined and asked myself, if it was me and 10 million dropped in my account. Will I return it?

I still haven't made up my mind as I'm typing. Maybe I'll just wait for 2 hours and see if the bank will reverse it.

So what will happen to your child now

mrpaedo:
-About 11years ago,I had sex numerous times with my neighbours wife.She got pregnant & told me the child was mine.I told her to fvvk off.She then passed of my child as her husbands'
The mumu man was actually celebrating his wife's pregnancy

-I attended a mixed boarding secondary school from jss 1 to 2.I then discovered a hideout where I could watch the senior girls taking their bath.I was never caught

GuestLog:
Hahahahaaa gimme your gf's number lemme show you something.

I have a girl for you. If you fit knack her I go dash you 50k

Makavelli25:
And who are you
Thread cordinator?

Thou knowest.

GuestLog:
Before or after writing JAMB 5 times?

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

I thought she your ex, why then did you revenge?

God bless you!
I'm still shocked ... Some people deserve to be behind bars.

livelovelaugh:

Stop raping people.

Toromiroro:

I have a girl for you. If you fit knack her I go dash you 50k

I'm married now. But I can hand her over to my paddy. Send me her photo so I can share with him. King Terry never miss his target.

Lol...had one of my closest friends in uni who brought his gf to my house to smash one particular day...on arriving,he received an important call that he had to respond to so asked me to keep the girl company till he gets back..omo i turned A Y comedian for this girl eh...
We exchanged contact before the guy came back...and i gave them space...
I didn't even reach two weeks i got the girl to visit me in my place again..this time alone,convinced her to spend the night....i banged that girl for straight 2 days in my place and then told her to go that i want to travel(which she didn't want to leave).Till today that my friend doesn't know i hit his girl.....they later broke up tho...but conscience hit me small
Worst thing is that i still go to his house and the three of us will be there gisting,the girl would act as if anything of sort cannot happen... But if he leaves the room,the girl go rush me.
I come gaya to go there seff
Fear woman

GuestLog:
I'm married now. But I can hand her over to my paddy. Send me her photo so I can share with him. King Terry never miss his target.

Give me his WhatsApp handle please

Honestly. Raping an individual is the most inhumane thing ever.

pmoye:
God bless you!
I'm still shocked ... Some people deserve to be behind bars.

soaking my one cup garri, wen it swells up I shall start keyboard my own contribution

DeusMagnus:
I thought she your ex, why were did you revenge?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

EzzyCarter:



Lol. I'm more of a bad boy @bolded .
This happened like eight years back. Doubt if she'd be able to remember now. We move

Since you just admitted being a bad boy then you're good to go

GuestLog:
We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

oh, I see

Toromiroro:

Give me his WhatsApp handle please

Is your girl based in Abuja?

GuestLog:
Is your girl based in Abuja?

Yes bro. This is perfect