kalufelix:
...wow heard those stuffs cost a lot...omo i dey apply extra caution o..instead make i no pass the practical o..

na 12 I for buy as punishment ooo

GuestLog:
Before or after writing JAMB 5 times?

GuestLog:
Hahahahaaa gimme your gf's number lemme show you something.

seanwilliam:
i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it because that shit would have spoilt my reputation.. of all him pikin, na me my parents trust pass.. up till now self, they really confide in me..
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself )
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly

pmoye:
When I was serving in the North years ago, my stockbroker mistakenly transferred N3.4 m to my bank account. I was waiting for him to call or something, he never did. Neither was it reversed by the bank. That evening I called him and told him what had happened. The second day I went to the bank to return the money to him.

Whether it was right or wrong to have done so (according to street-smartness) I wouldn't know; but then I wanted to build wealth that I could confidently say was cleanly mine.

Sammiel:
I was 13 years old and my friend , our landlord's son was 14. So it happened that one Edo man, a retired Nigerian soldier recently packed in without his family. He was given a job to head the security outfit of a private company very close to our house. So we went out hunting with catapult in a nearby farmland. Immediately we got to the Edo man's yam farm and were flabbergasted and completely amazed at how big the Edo ridges were. We looked at each other and bursted into laughter, and then we wondered what might be hidden inside those ridges. The next thing I saw was my friend jumping on each of ridges and flattening them. Initially I didn't join him but then I discovered how much fun this dude was having with the levelling speed, and I was not going to miss out just like that. Na so devil push me I come fold trouser come begin jump on top Edo ridges follow scatter everything wey person papa suffer do.
Immediately we discovered how much damage we had done, we quickly wore our sandals and fled the scene.
The following day the retired soldier called a meeting and I heard him saying he was sure that kids from the compound must have been responsible for the wicked act, and that if he had caught the individual red-handed that would have been the end of the person's life. That last statement sent shivers down my spine. He was a tough man and generally feard in that area because he was among the few Nigerian soldiers that survived the Liberian Civil War.
Na God save me sha.

pmoye:
Abeg guy, no vex. I wasn't trying to insult you.
It is not an insult to say a dead man is dead. (Odysseus, in Troy).

But I have a question (you needn't answer thought): whatever makes you think you are better than the girls twerking for cash? At least they
are providing a service in exchange for the money they receive. They are infinitely better than someone (like you) who does babiala-adura-agba on different threads, expect free cash for nothing. You should show some respect to those girls; twerking is a specific skill.

I don't think begging is a skill though.

That's still not an insult.

weyreypey:
Braintrain

You're not anonymous Lloyd....

kalufelix:
No be when your child go do same you go wan kill am...

GuestLog:
I can't categorically tell you there's one single formula to get any girl into bed but I can tell you one or two things that works for me
1. Play with their emotions: Women are naturally emotional. I tend to induce a range of emotions during conversation with any lady I have time for. Ending the moment if a sweet unforgettable note.

2: Body language: I'm a master at this. I don't know how I do it but I can make a woman think about what it'd be like to have sex with me without even realising she's been manipulated. When she gets hooked to the idea and I sense it, I distant myself and allow her do the chasing.

3: Always look good, scent nice & spend on her carefully but make it seem like you are willing to do more than you are capable at the moment.

This is my general default formula. At the extreme instance, I can go the full length to get a woman if I want. Even to see her parents if needs be just to convince her.

ehmmy11:
your points made sense but needs time to be implemented .. I was thinking it was a switch of a button . Thanks for your time.

smadav:
I remember when I had sex with my oga girlfriend, he will give me car key to carry her to the house for him to attend to customers, once I get home I go lash the girl, then go back shop. Fucking her was one of the sweetest sex I have ever had, u know that feeling say u de chop oga food, it felt out of this world, I still the Yash the bitch till date, my oga never thought of it, talk more to suspect me, though I'm my own boss now.

Auladimeji1:
You're correct but my family do give me money but I don't know how to spend,I can be rich this morning then evening I'll be poor as church rat

merahki:



Lol
Glorying in your language of subjugation.
You should be ashamed of any desire or compulsion to speak or write your darling Inglis perfectly well...or of the need to shame people who are “bad” at it.
It is self and mental slavery in a simple nutshell.
Cc pmoye
Real intelligence- the ability to unlearn, delearn, learn or relearn what is, and when necessary.
One has little emotional intelligence if they have little or no empathy.

DavidEsq:

See am. U too like bad thing. U wan go do research on those tips now, ba? U see u?

kalufelix:
No be when your child go do same you go wan kill am...

dazzlingd:




Two guys under the disguise of female monikers chatting with each other.....

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

MODIFIED:
Some have asked why I had to revenge since she was an ex?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

Casalindal:
I cast a love spell on my partner

DavidEsq:

U don't know unlearn and delearn mean the same ba? A language u claim is a product of mental, is what u are forming verbal acrobatics with now. Such inglorious daftness

tiffanyfan:



Am very sure you don't know what you are saying

merahki:



I didn’t even know delearn was a word- I though I forged it . I just like using it- there should be a delearn- like one doing it on their own in a cold turkey kinda way. Unlearn would be like being taught to do it, like being given the treatment. ( In my books/mind). I treat the Inglis however I want. It is not Igbo, and so i cannot worship it.
For my SAT I was in the 97 percentile
For GRE I had 790/800 or so then
For my WAEC I had an A, and etc. I am the person whose friends always call up during word games, for the meaning of words, and I would totally, completely annihilate you in a scrabble game or quick crossword. In a formal setting, you would not speak or wrote as good as me, I would put money on this. But? I will do whatever I want with the language, even inventing words (in this case, thinking I came up with it ). So suck it in, or walk on your head in frustration!
Lol.

Deyund12:
There are so many ways to make money legally online drop your WhatsApp number let me show you how I make 5k -10k weekly just with my smartphone..... Yahoo is not an option for....
Or Dm on WhatsApp 09030332225

DavidEsq:

U are one of those "aspire to acquire ba? ; Oiin! U are doing well

NewDelhi:
After some months when it was time to break it she'll be confused that the money inside wasn't as much as she expected.