ehmmy11:
am so surprised at how easy it was for you guys to convince those girls to "lash" ..pls kindly tell how you did it?? Cos am at a loss

Meedon:



I regret my action now, but why are trying to coerce me into it again

kalufelix:
I know you just sounding controversial to garner cheap attention.. In anycase just fucccck off and go sniff your daughters panties..its a free world

Casalindal:
I cast a love spell on my partner

Meedon:



You're so funny.


I'm a born again Christian and my bible condemns such act.

Liliantalks:
I agree ,, I am very uptight ,, even guys I like to sex, I won’t , because I believe I hv dignity n all !! Just realized it doesn’t matter !! Live ur best life !! After lockdown, I must sex all the guys I like . Sure thing

merahki:



I didn’t even know delearn was a word- I thought I forged it . I just like using it- there should be a delearn- like one doing it on their own in a cold turkey kinda way. Unlearn should be like being taught to do it, like being given the treatment. ( In my books/mind). I treat the Inglis however I want. It is not Igbo, and so i cannot worship it.
For my SAT I was in the 97 percentile
For GRE I had 790/800 or so then
For my WAEC I had an A, and etc. I am the person whose friends always call up during word games, for the meaning of words, and I would totally, completely annihilate you in a scrabble game or quick crossword. In a formal setting, you would not speak or write as good as me, I can put money on this. But? I will do whatever I want with the language, even inventing words (in this case, thinking I came up with it ). So suck it in, or walk on your head in frustration!
Lol.

DanDeeBoss:
In secondary school, I carelessly broke six rectangular glass prisms, no one knows I was the one

Liliantalks:
I agree ,, I am very uptight ,, even guys I like to sex, I won’t , because I believe I hv dignity n all !! Just realized it doesn’t matter !! Live ur best life !! After lockdown, I must sex all the guys I like . Sure thing

GuestLog:
I'm married now. But I can hand her over to my paddy. Send me her photo so I can share with him. King Terry never miss his target.

pmoye:
That explains your use of the English Language generally and specifically (see emphasis).

kalufelix:
Baba you get mouth jare ... Na olodo na ein dey first rush go school..people wey sabi no dey show off...you go beat them for English still beat them for vernacular and otherwise...I mean the sanctimonious educationist wannabes...haha..I trust you

Treborblue:

How Biko , wait you broke one then took another one and broke and you did this up to six times and you call that an accident am not understanding

merahki:



Lol
I am not a baba though, I am a woman.
They were making fun of someone and I did not like it at all.
Cheers, stay safe.

jeffrey04:
Back then in Abuja, met these 3 cool chicks from rich homes
Had sex with the 3 friends without 2 of them knowing.
It was actually a bet with one of them.
She boasted that I can’t bleep her friends that is just that she fell cheap for me.

So I proved her wrong and ate her 30k.

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

MODIFIED:
Some have asked why I had to revenge since she was an ex?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

MODIFIED:
Some have asked why I had to revenge since she was an ex?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

pmoye:
When I was serving in the North years ago, my stockbroker mistakenly transferred N3.4 m to my bank account. I was waiting for him to call or something, he never did. Neither was it reversed by the bank. That evening I called him and told him what had happened. The second day I went to the bank to return the money to him.

Whether it was right or wrong to have done so (according to street-smartness) I wouldn't know; but then I wanted to build wealth that I could confidently say was cleanly mine.

Auladimeji1:
I withdrew 30k from my mum's bank last year with her ATM,my cousin took the blame on my behalf

I took a car from Oshodi to Kuto(Abeokuta) without paying Fare and I also took a bus from Arena(Oshodi) to Adigbe(Abeokuta) without paying Fare

I do transfer airtime from my grandpa's phone to mine

Ebenezer2021:
this is deep
Angelacruz I'd like you to read this.

CapedBaldy:
When I was like 8 or 9 I heard some people talking in the next compound. I hardly hear people living there so I took a big stone like a quarter of a brick and threw it over the fence. I ran as fast as I could and I was hearing people shouting " you want to kill someone abi?". The climbed the fence and asked the other kids in the compound who threw the stone but they said I had ran away so they left. I still wonder why I did that.

pmoye:
Abeg guy, no vex. I wasn't trying to insult you.
It is not an insult to say a dead man is dead. (Odysseus, in Troy).

But I have a question (you needn't answer though): whatever makes you think you are better than the girls twerking for cash? At least they
are providing a service in exchange for the money they receive. They are infinitely better than someone (like you) who does babiala-adura-agba on different threads, expect free cash for nothing. You should show some respect to those girls; twerking is a specific skill.

I don't think begging is a skill though.

That's still not an insult.

Professorcplus:
Why always sex, rape and incest confession . Mine is different from them but let me share it.

During uni days I met a very close course mate. We practically do everything together but soon drifted apart because he wasn't serious minded. We were to write a practical programming course which he never for once practiced for. On the day of exam, the invigilator lucky placed us in the same row. 10min into the exam I already finish coding but I looked at his computer screen and all I could see was errors. He was visibly shaking.

I have warned him to read and practiced but he never seems to care. Him problem not mine. I got up and decided to leave the hall. But I thought what would I gain from my actions. I told him not to submit on his computer and I did another coding for him and submitted through my computer. I did some computer stuff like change of IP, time etc.

After the exam he thanked me but still unserious guy. The lecturer later busted those who helped someone. How he managed not to find out amazes me. I risk been rusticated on top one unserious friend

Jackmj:
I got admission into the University in 2019 but unfortunately twas not the course I applied for, So I was hoping to stay at home and write jamb the following year,but my dad said I should goan do the course with the intention that I'll do change of course but when I tried doing the change of course my HOD refused, I then registered for jamb again (am yet to write)with all the brouhaha I didn't pay the school fees they gave me, Am still enjoying the school fees (65k) now sef

Joshforeal:
Dang. you're cute. Can we get to know each other. I'm Joshua

Manuelmarvyy:

Hello dear....Good Evening