Activistman:
This one got me laughing hard.

TMKsouth:


Glad it did

JaceBlaze:


Did I just hear the president say every South African is gonna get free R350? I'm starting to like this guy.

JaceBlaze:


Did I just hear the president say every South African is gonna get free R350? I'm starting to like this guy.

XhosaNostra:



Really? How & when?

JaceBlaze:


I'm still gathering details on how that is to be applied for .Weren't you listening to his speech? ...we're caking baby

TMKsouth:


Not sure. I think it's just social grant beneficiaries, they are adding to the grant over the next 3 months. So that u tell u the lockdown is not ending anytime soon, Michael Jackson.

XhosaNostra:



No, I wasn't. Will catch it later online before I go to sleep. It'd be nice to have some pocket change lol.

JaceBlaze:


Yep! I'm never running out of data ever again.

JaceBlaze:



Check again.


I fear people will protest the lockdown orders should the president breathe a single word about extention.

JaceBlaze:



Check again.

Y
I fear people will protest the lockdown orders should the president breathe a single word about extention.

TMKsouth:
He then explains that for the pastor's actions, police are forced to arrest him in the name of the "Father, Son and Holy Spirit".

Police responded to a tip-off about a church service under way despite lockdown regulations.

Upon arrival, police found the pastor preaching to the congregation, and informed him of the violation and their intention to arrest him.

"The pastor requested to pray for our members before they arrested him. Instead, the sergeant decided to say his own prayer before arresting the pastor. The pastor was then arrested and taken to the police station where a case docket was opened."

The funny clip garnered many positive reactions from users, who praised the cop for carrying out his duties. Some even said he deserved an award.

XhosaNostra:



I just watched his speech & he didn't say anything about an extension. It was all about the Randelas. However, he'll be making another one this coming Thursday, he said. We should brace ourselves.

XhosaNostra:



I just watched his speech & he didn't say anything about an extension. It was all about the Randelas. However, he'll be making another one this coming Thursday, he said. We should brace ourselves.

TMKsouth:


DUDE, YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT FOR THE UNEMPLOYED.

TMKsouth:


Definitely there'll be an extension. Otherwise, why throw all this cash at people? They wanted the stipends to sink in for a couple of days before announcing a 3 month extension.

JaceBlaze:



I don't want another extention.This shìt is getting harder to bear

TMKsouth:


Definitely there'll be an extension. Otherwise, why throw all this cash at people? They wanted the stipends to sink in for a couple of days before announcing a 3 month extension.

JaceBlaze:


73 000 more soldiers to be deployed. I no longer see the difference between us and the people doing time for crime.

TMKsouth:


Lol ;

You wanna die of corona just coz u wanted to go to the movies or Chicken Licken?!

IronGalaxy:
or cheeky tiger

TMKsouth:


Haibo!

I'm sho some of them do house calls now, so...

TMKsouth:


Lol ;

You wanna die of corona just coz u wanted to go to the movies or Chicken Licken?!

JaceBlaze:


Lol not that.I just want life to go back to what it was before Corona.

TMKsouth:


Ja, it's tough. But we'll get thru it man. With money in people's pockets, food in their stomachs and data in their phones we can survive Covid.