PUSSYHOE:
stupid question, he hug transformer! what's there about labour isn't it part of a woman's function?



everything about woman na exaggeration like say other female animal no get Toto.

Dis one is under a heavy curse.

Micology19:
Abag,, local man is confuse here... what is water everyone is talking about being broken

Amniotic sac . That's what holds the baby in for the nine months. It bursts at the early stage of labour.

buygala:
My own Dad was not only not there when my mum was in Labor to have me....He was even too occupied to name me...He just told my mum via Letter "call him Junior"

So now, I bear all his names with the suffix (Jr) while he now adds (Sr) to his name

He wasn't there not because he didn't want to be there to witness the birth of his only Child....He was absent because he was involved in peacekeeping in Liberia that year...

When he came back two years later, Him and my mum organized a massive Owambe to celebrate my birth....me that I was already walking and a full blown nuisance in the Neighborhood ...

A big shout out to both my parents...They are the best

lol, very funny

Apolisus:
I have two children. I always find a way to disappear when wify is pregnant cos i can't stand to see her pain during that period. But will always reappear immediately the baby is born. The story is not palatable to my ears after delivery but I thank God for safe delivery. Please don't ask me how i disappear during that period. If my wife know that i always disappeared on purpose she will kill me. But I always try and make sure that everything she need is available during that period.

Choi! Men! So y'all are lily-livered! Lol.

My respect for my wife grew that day, last year, when I saw what she went through cuz of an act the both of us committed..

Hers started in a bank, where she went to do some transactions so that she would head straight to the hospital and wait for delivery. so when I got the call that my wife was in pains in an Ecobank in Ajah.. I cursed myself, I thought I had failed as a man for letting her go alone while I rush to do some business.

My hands were shaking, I was driving like a mad man.. I got to the bank and was told she had been taken to the hospital.. everyone was touching my shoulder or hand to calm me down.. then the tears started.. One of the security guys had to drive me to the hospital. my sister and my wife's friend was already there.

I didn't even know what to feel, I was about to be a father.. it felt strange tho.

I entered the room and saw her screaming and blowing out hot air.. when she saw me, she kinda calmed down.. I think my presence brought her a little peace.. but that didn't save me from her pulling my shirt and telling me to remind her that I love her.. I was just nodding, saying incoherent things, I was crying and sharing her pains with her. that singular moment bonded us like never before..

Our twin boys came out strong and HIV-free.. our joy knew no bounds that day cuz that was our greatest fear that day.

Dominatrix:
I'd rather keep this info to myself.... Lol. Its funny but not funny

Tell us na

Someone7:
I don't know how it will be o! My wife is 9 weeks pregnant and I'm taking her like an egg. I'm even scared of touching her or letting her do any work. Hopefully I'll be back to this thread in 7 months with my first experience of labour

Lol, I can relate, my wife is over 36 weeks now, I'm in a hurry to see my first child but at the same time scared of all this lockdown covid-19 wahala

Abeg humble gentlemen. Make we leave this thread for the women. Na dem get am.

Ernerstdavid55:
Is like dis lock down no reach ur side op

lockdown reach my side o, wetin man go do, lets have fun amidst d lockdown

nikkflexible:
My hubby wasn't around when I delivered of my two children. Reason being that I had to travel home to deliver because I don't have a mother in law anymore and my mom still in service couldn't take permission to come stay over where we reside. The best option was to go meet her at 8months for both pregnancies and I had our family doctor and hospital take over while my hubby stays back cos of work and joins us for their naming ceremonies..
Hopefully he gets to witness my third labor when the time comes

Your family is lit
They are the real mvp

barrypro:
Lets wait for married folks

My respect and admiration for women grew.I was in the labour room to see the delivery of the love of my life.."my first son".

He was "feeling" the pains more than me wey carry the belle....
Natuarally i can bear pains....am the ba komai! ba komai! kind of person...meaning i can endure....during my first pregnany...he was the one busy asking "how are u feeling" and I could reply "nothing, just small pain"...that was how i was answering just small pain till we got to the hospital only to discover i was 7cm gone...hubby was the one who when he couldnt "bear" it anymore decidef to take me to the hospital on his own initiative...since i was still busy waiting for the almighty "labour pain"...
Second pregnancy i gave birth in my bedroom

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Sweetpink you dey here

I go soon come that thread

Since my woman never give birth

switlily25:
If all the village idiots, from all the villages, left their villages, and made their own village, of idiots. In that village, you would be the village idiot.

Aunty soffrey abeg. Sorry abeg. You came down really, really hard, harsh, and brutal that local man had no other options than to log in and beg for clemency. Haba!! Sorry o. The village idiot kuma? Haha, which kind wahala be this!!!

IamgratefulLord:

I bless God for your testimony. I'm married and I don't have a child yet but by HIS grace I would have mine too and also pray for a safe delivery too.

Amen

Dominatrix:
I'd rather keep this info to myself.... Lol. Its funny but not funny

Hello mistress

Alooone:
He was "feeling" the pains more than me wey carry the belle....
Natuarally i can bear pains....am the ba komai! ba komai! kind of person...meaning i can endure....during my first pregnany...he was the one busy asking "how are u feeling" and I could reply "nothing, just small pain"...that was how i was answering just small pain till we got to the hospital only to discover i was 7cm gone...hubby was the one who when he couldnt "bear" it anymore decidef to take me to the hospital on his own initiative...since i was still busy waiting for the almighty "labour pain"...
Second pregnancy i gave birth in my bedroom

Hebrew woman

Millenniumlady:
Not yet married but when in labour I'll use that opportunity to deal with him for all his fu*k up and use labour as an excuse some of my friends do gist me what they did to their husband when they were in labour from beating to causing your papa your mama many that i cannot say here but it's so hilarious

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Oniranu...
Omo jatijati...shey na human being born dis one?

Alooone:
He was "feeling" the pains more than me wey carry the belle....
Natuarally i can bear pains....am the ba komai! ba komai! kind of person...meaning i can endure....during my first pregnany...he was the one busy asking "how are u feeling" and I could reply "nothing, just small pain"...that was how i was answering just small pain till we got to the hospital only to discover i was 7cm gone...hubby was the one who when he couldnt "bear" it anymore decidef to take me to the hospital on his own initiative...since i was still busy waiting for the almighty "labour pain"...
Second pregnancy i gave birth in my bedroom

Ah in the bedroom, how did u cope, was someone with u to help u out wit d labour process

I just dey smile like mad man dey read the whole comment. Am so happy for this thread. One Day one day!!

ugolinze123:
It's not easy ooh at all untill you are married you will understand.

I took her twice to the hospital from the moment she started to complain and was restless but we're told it's not time yet even our EDD past but still..untill one faithful evening I came back from work and she showed me something like white fluid dropping from her thigh and she couldnt even move a muscle, o boy, na so I rush call my neighbour. Help me move her to the car and the worst part was my headlamp was bad so I don't drive at night, and it started raining heavily..I had to risk it with my trafficator on, she was just crying, only God saved us that night untill we got to the hospital...
So they took her in pulled her cloth, madam was just shouting she wants to pee, she wants to shit.they told her to do it there..she was beating the hell outta me shouting..I saw a different person inside my wife that day...the nurse was just saying saying something centimeter until I heard a burst and here she comes they continue telling her to push till I saw the head coming out menn. It was like a movie, na so pikin just pull out with that thing that looks like a rope...my baby started crying after they turned her upside down and started doing the cleaning. I looked at madam and she was just as calm as nothing happened... I was the happiest man on Earth that day...especially the moment I carried her in my arms..

He say na rope,

IamgratefulLord:

I bless God for your testimony. I'm married and I don't have a child yet but by HIS grace I would have mine too and also pray for a safe delivery too.

U will carry your baby soon by God's grace and will come share ur birth story with us

Amniotic sac . That's what holds the baby in for the nine months. It bursts at the early stage of labour. [/quote]

Thanks bros

BlissB:
He say na rope,

Remind me the name again

My Brother, the experience is not funny, but celebration at the end , you can asked Davido..... Smile

Akube1z:
Men don't fear anything. We just pray for safe delivery and a bouncing baby BOY or girl.

salt1:


Amniotic sac . That's what holds the baby in for the nine months. It bursts at the early stage of labour.

Thanks bro

femi4:
Why bike, he doesn't have a car?

is it everyone that has a car in Nigeria, I really thank God we could get a bike at that time to the hospital cos I was already 10cm dilated, or else na to born for road o

moonbender:



It was a Caesarean section and her blood pressure was been monitored through the process, it got to a stage the meter started indicating a high blood rate.

Her previous tests during pregnancy never indicated preeclampsia?

ugolinze123:

Remind me the name again

lol, its called umbilical cord

femi4:
Why bike, he doesn't have a car?

do you have a car ?