[quote author=honniemail post=88745938] Please what is the name of the leaf?

I had to run away when my cousin was in labour at the hospital after the husband sneaked out. I really feel for women. I don't think I can bear staying around while wifey (future) puts to bed. but if she insists... hmmmm
I might end up being admitted too. hate seeing her in pain.

I dont know ma except I ask her, but you can ask those people selling raw herbs(elewe omo) thou not something they sell but they will definitely know it's name and you can go and find to pluck.

MhizJoyce:

Hello mistress

Hi there, how are you?

Dominatrix:


Hi there, how are you?

I'm not bad. Can we chat on what's app?

cynhamscakes:


Oh my! Labour is extra ordinary. The pain a woman feels during labour is likened to someone being burnt alive.

Please don't trivialise it. It's an extra ordinary part of a woman's function.

Check videos of men who have volunteered to be stimulated with machines and drugs just to feel what labour pain is like. You guessed right! They couldn't bear the pain for 5 seconds!!!

Men can't bear the pain because there is no baby in his womb, because he does have a womb. We know is not easy but let me enlighten you on one funny and amazing thing that happen during delivery is that the child secrete some substance to help assist her mother both in terms o f healing, strength etc thanks

emeijeh:
Where the ladies na?!

Plenty of them still dey search for husbands

MhizJoyce:

I'm not bad. Can we chat on what's app?

Send me an e-mail!

buygala:
My own Dad was not only not there when my mum was in Labor to have me....He was even too occupied to name me...He just told my mum via Letter "call him Junior"

So now, I bear all his names with the suffix (Jr) while he now adds (Sr) to his name

He wasn't there not because he didn't want to be there to witness the birth of his only Child....He was absent because he was involved in peacekeeping in Liberia that year...

When he came back two years later, Him and my mum organized a massive Owambe to celebrate my birth....me that I was already walking and a full blown nuisance in the Neighborhood ...

A big shout out to both my parents...They are the best

God bless u. Funny u with a full blown nuisance. Lol

buygala:
My own Dad was not only not there when my mum was in Labor to have me....He was even too occupied to name me...He just told my mum via Letter "call him Junior"

So now, I bear all his names with the suffix (Jr) while he now adds (Sr) to his name

He wasn't there not because he didn't want to be there to witness the birth of his only Child....He was absent because he was involved in peacekeeping in Liberia that year...

When he came back two years later, Him and my mum organized a massive Owambe to celebrate my birth....me that I was already walking and a full blown nuisance in the Neighborhood ...

A big shout out to both my parents...They are the best

Lol .....u must be lucky.

Simeonuche:
Am not married but I was the one that took my boss wife to the hospital that day honestly I can't explain the felling because that was my first time to see a woman in labor not the movie one men it was full of drama and mood swing when we got to the hospital people imidiatly tag me the husband o ha Amara nne m come and see mood swing she would sit down the next minutes she will stand up the other minute again she will lay on the bed then on the floor then outside the hospital PR emesis we walked around the hospital for like five times non stop then vom like plan she cross gate vom outside the hospital all eyes on us people we're healing me o she asked me to buy cooked con for her I did Oya eat it she said she doesn't want it again she did the least thing I expected oooo she took off vom hundred meters race I fellowed her imidiatly haa anty pity me na I was not even the lines man when the match was played biko have mercy na we ran up to 5 poles like 5 times people were busy oo telling me oga is ur work as if I did it nne m come and see ooo then all of a sudden she couldn't move again jusu I don enter oo all of a sudden my boss appeared from no we're we had to take her inside few minutes later she put to bed a bouncing baby boy honestly woman they try after a year or two she will willingly go back to the same thing all over again shout out to all the mothers all over the world you guys have my undivided respect

Your experience is too funny.

majestique:
hmmm... interesting thread. I'm late but I'll try. labor pain for me lasted 3 days which made the doctors to induce me on the 3rd day after I reported at the hospital. my mum had told me before then that in our culture a woman in labor does not cry, it is a taboo. I kept telling my self I will not cry. meanwhile my husband that was supposed to pet me was on an empty bed enjoying himself. it was not until a nurse came and shouted at him before he stood up and started rubbing my back. my brother, my sister, labor pain is not something I can describe. few hours after I was induced I started seeing stars. arhhh...at first I was singing " I will not cry" as I paced to and fro the room that even when I told doctor I was in serious pain, he didn't believe me. he told me the real pain has not come and he went to sleep around 11 pm. Jesus! around 12 am i started shouted, requesting for c.s. the nurses begged me to hold on that I'm almost there. my husband became scared and confused. at that moment I forgot the " I will not not cry" song I was singing as I was in serious tears. I was singing a new song of " who send me oo", " God help me this once, I will not do it again" . when my water bursted around 1 am and blood started coming out, my husband turned prayer warrior. he ran to call the nurse who confirmed that baby was coming. long story short, after all the cutting with scissors, baby finally came forth. the stitching the followed is a story for another day. did I mention that my husband turned prayer warrior? yes, I could hear his prayers from the labor room.

@ the bold.

But you did again, didn't you?

I can't remember the last time I followed up a topic on this NL.

Special Thanks to the initiator of the topic
Big Gbosa to all the mothers here and out there, also to expectant Mothers... Your testimony is doing press up for you.

in due season, you all shall deliver like the Hebrew women in the Bible.

I have to do a little research because there are some terms that I don't seem to understand here.

I'm single but when married. I'm planning to run away from her from 7th month because I may not be able to withstand some funny attitudes(Lord have mercy).

To all the naughty guys asking stupid questions and making unnecessary comments... just keep on displaying your foolishness.

Hidiagbon:
Posting this as recounted by my mom.

My dad wasn't scared when mom reported the broken waters. He quickly got her to the hospital around 7pm. He was allowed to stay in the Labour room and he did quite well. Trouble started when I couldn't come out via normal delivery and the doctor called my dad and told him mom would have a Caesarean. Man broke down and started crying ..long story short, CS started and man couldn't stand watching his wife shredded He left the theatre and sat outside with his best friend until it was done


A 5.1kg white looking baby with head circumference 37cm was born that night

My dad was the happiest person on earth

Was born keh??, no be born anymore.. Na, was carried out u suppose use

On dt faithful Wednesday went to bed waiting for hubby was annoyed he came home late again immediately I opened the door 11.30pm vomitting and labour pains started we left immediately for the hospital I didn't even allow him change or drop his bag. Was checked and doctor said take her to the labour room 3am I display no be small. Nearly pulled my hair off my head. Gave hubby several slaps as he was dozing off (someone dt just got back from work, he didn't even eat) exactly 3am after a few push princess came and I was even asking d nurses is dt all? Na wen time for stitching reach I shouted down the whole hospital hubby was just crying that he vowed no more pregnancy. Well it was a sweet experience sha

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solmus:




fear don dey catch me oo.. partially witnessed one while young and it wasn't easy


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Alooone:
He was "feeling" the pains more than me wey carry the belle....
Natuarally i can bear pains....am the ba komai! ba komai! kind of person...meaning i can endure....during my first pregnany...he was the one busy asking "how are u feeling" and I could reply "nothing, just small pain"...that was how i was answering just small pain till we got to the hospital only to discover i was 7cm gone...hubby was the one who when he couldnt "bear" it anymore decidef to take me to the hospital on his own initiative...since i was still busy waiting for the almighty "labour pain"...
Second pregnancy i gave birth in my bedroom

You are the real mvp.
Just saved a nigga some bills

Simeonuche:
Am not married but I was the one that took my boss wife to the hospital that day honestly I can't explain the felling because that was my first time to see a woman in labor not the movie one men it was full of drama and mood swing when we got to the hospital people imidiatly tag me the husband o ha Amara nne m come and see mood swing she would sit down the next minutes she will stand up the other minute again she will lay on the bed then on the floor then outside the hospital PR emesis we walked around the hospital for like five times non stop then vom like plan she cross gate vom outside the hospital all eyes on us people we're healing me o she asked me to buy cooked con for her I did Oya eat it she said she doesn't want it again she did the least thing I expected oooo she took off vom hundred meters race I fellowed her imidiatly haa anty pity me na I was not even the lines man when the match was played biko have mercy na we ran up to 5 poles like 5 times people were busy oo telling me oga is ur work as if I did it nne m come and see ooo then all of a sudden she couldn't move again jusu I don enter oo all of a sudden my boss appeared from no we're we had to take her inside few minutes later she put to bed a bouncing baby boy honestly woman they try after a year or two she will willingly go back to the same thing all over again shout out to all the mothers all over the world you guys have my undivided respect

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Oshlander:
Interesting thread.

Kudos to all mothers.

I'm praying to experience delivery with my wife too, but pregnancy first. 7years expecting.

May God answer our prayers.

Amen!!

Nuel4:
The sight of my sister still disgust me till today
I remember when the nurse came out with clothes soaked in all kind of liquid.
Tuueeeh.
My wife will have to go to her mom or she and the child will forever be a constant source of nausea to me.
I no even like children sef

Please don't marry but if you do do not have kids. Not everyone is called to be a parent.

buygala:
My own Dad was not only not there when my mum was in Labor to have me....He was even too occupied to name me...He just told my mum via Letter "call him Junior"

So now, I bear all his names with the suffix (Jr) while he now adds (Sr) to his name

He wasn't there not because he didn't want to be there to witness the birth of his only Child....He was absent because he was involved in peacekeeping in Liberia that year...

When he came back two years later, Him and my mum organized a massive Owambe to celebrate my birth....me that I was already walking and a full blown nuisance in the Neighborhood ...

A big shout out to both my parents...They are the best

i love your humour. omo baba solider

Oshlander:
Interesting thread.

Kudos to all mothers.

I'm praying to experience delivery with my wife too, but pregnancy first. 7years expecting.

May God answer our prayers.

God will cause your story to change and bless you and your wife with healthy and blessed children, maa Sha Allah

Millenniumlady:
Not yet married but when in labour I'll use that opportunity to deal with him for all his fu*k up and use labour as an excuse some of my friends do gist me what they did to their husband when they were in labour from beating to causing your papa your mama many that i cannot say here but it's so hilarious

You are yet to be married, how do you know that he will fu*k up which you would need to deal with.

bumait:
On dt faithful Wednesday went to bed waiting for hubby was annoyed he came home late again immediately I opened the door 11.30pm vomitting and labour pains started we left immediately for the hospital I didn't even allow him change or drop his bag. Was checked and doctor said take her to the labour room 3am I display no be small. Nearly pulled my hair off my head. Gave hubby several slaps as he was dozing off (someone dt just got back from work, he didn't even eat) exactly 3am after a few push princess came and I was even asking d nurses is dt all? Na wen time for stitching reach I shouted down the whole hospital hubby was just crying that he vowed no more pregnancy. Well it was a sweet experience sha

the after stitching is as painful if not even more painful than the labour pain

Mothers are super beings
the whole process of motherhood has made me respect mothers more

the time they used in stitching me up was much more than the one I used in pushing baby out.

it is the worst pain I've ever experienced

Oshlander:
Interesting thread.

Kudos to all mothers.

I'm praying to experience delivery with my wife too, but pregnancy first. 7years expecting.

May God answer our prayers.

May the Lord bless you with double for your delays

Millenniumlady:
Not yet married but when in labour I'll use that opportunity to deal with him for all his fu*k up and use labour as an excuse some of my friends do gist me what they did to their husband when they were in labour from beating to causing your papa your mama many that i cannot say here but it's so hilarious

If you continue like this...
Shey u go make heaven!

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Millenniumlady:
Not yet married but when in labour I'll use that opportunity to deal with him for all his fu*k up and use labour as an excuse some of my friends do gist me what they did to their husband when they were in labour from beating to causing your papa your mama many that i cannot say here but it's so hilarious

pray not to be in the situation to say or act out all those, cos dem no dey carry clear eye dey talk them or do them..
They are expressions of excruciating pain

IamgratefulLord:

I bless God for your testimony. I'm married and I don't have a child yet but by HIS grace I would have mine too and also pray for a safe delivery too.

. You shall testify very soon

Realtizzy:

Your family is lit
They are the real mvp

Thank you

konkonbilo:
3rd,4th and 5th

. Haa! Bros abeg o. After 3rd laidis, we padlock the womb o