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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Eizenburg: 8:32pm On Apr 26, 2020
chillex8:

The son killed the father.
There was no PS4 in 1992. Also no mobile phones then. So, who called him? cool

Thank you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nitigriti(m): 8:35pm On Apr 26, 2020
chillex8:

The son killed the father.
There was no PS4 in 1992. Also no mobile phones then. So, who called him? cool
You don dey near the truth small small.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 8:36pm On Apr 26, 2020
nitigriti:
COPIED FROM FACEBOOK:
It's a lock down something lets rack our brains a little

A rich noble man in Nigeria died.. He was half Indian and half Edo...He was so selfless and stinkingly wealthy, he died 01/10/1992. He had just one beautiful wife from Imo State, A spoilt son, One pretty house-maid, A loyal gate-man and a good driver.

Police men went to the house and interrogated them one after another.

...

Question ? Who killed oga and prove it?

Why the emphasis on ethnicities here? I feel I am ill equipped to solve this riddle.i say the wife did it though.

EDIT: it's the driver alone or the driver and the maid. Though I think it's the driver...

First, I originally assumed banks are closed on independence day but apparently they are open in Nigeria. Second, everyone EXCEPT the driver said they found out from someone else. The wife got a call from the maid, the son said he got a call but didn't state who from. The gateman heard the maid yell. The driver claims to have discovered the body but unless he saw it before the maid, he has to be lying.

As far as PS4, cell phones and ATMs I think that's just an error by the creator of the joke. The son can't claim something he didn't even know existed.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Eizenburg: 8:36pm On Apr 26, 2020
nitigriti:

You don dey near the truth small small.

Be like say na collabo
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by hefelove(m): 8:45pm On Apr 26, 2020
chillex8:

The son killed the father.
There was no PS4 in 1992. Also no mobile phones then. So, who called him? cool
Another angu grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 9:12pm On Apr 26, 2020
deedee44:

Haba bolt no bad like that na. They mailed me, asking me to pay the money I'm owing them. Very foolish people
Lol

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 9:16pm On Apr 26, 2020
chillex8:

The son killed the father.
There was no PS4 in 1992. Also no mobile phones then. So, who called him? cool
Wow! Did he actually say PS4? I didnt see that.

As for the phone call, there was ☎ even b4 1992 in 9ja.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 9:45pm On Apr 26, 2020
sexylassie2:


how to hold govt accountable??

the developed countries that lockdown was effective, they are enjoying the benefit because they hold their govt accountable.

Here in Nigeria govt officials will steal and people will go on with their lives as if nothing happened

We all created the mess we found ourselves now but i am sure we wont still learn any lesson.

You haven't answered the question. How do we hold our government accountable. What are we not doing that we're supposed to be doing?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 9:49pm On Apr 26, 2020
sexylassie2:


the reality is that i am not govt, we can go back and forth, at the end of the day, the govt is the only decider of the issue of lock down or no lock down.
But you support lockdown extension, so what should happen to those who have neither food nor money?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 10:00pm On Apr 26, 2020
sexylassie2:


you may not like what i will write.

for instance, if they(those on minimum wages) used all their money they always give to pastors as tithes and offering, they set it up in a saving box, do you think they will be needy at this moment, i might not be realistic but this formula will work for many people here in Nigeria.

another unrealistic view, imagine, if people reduce the way they give birth in Nigeria, dont you think they will also have enough resources to take care of themselves.

This is just my opinion.
So you just assumed they pay tithes and offerings as if it's everybody that does that. Well me I'm not that good in going back and forth, I am tired already.
I will just advise you find a calm time and put yourself in the shoes of the least privileged, only then will you understand why they're so against lockdown

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 10:01pm On Apr 26, 2020
radautoworks:


I don't see play button is the problem
Me I was just joking ni ma cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pharod(m): 10:03pm On Apr 26, 2020
Felicity0001:

Wow! Did he actually say PS4? I didnt see that.

As for the phone call, there was ☎ even b4 1992 in 9ja.

Well, the other one I saw didn't say PS4. They just said "video games". Since they are very wealthy, the wife said that she was called, it stands to reason that the son was called too.
Inasmuch as I'll want to pin the murder on the son, his friends will collaborate his story and that makes his alibi ironclad. Same thing goes for the mum too because her friends will vouch for her.
As for the driver, I believe that the date is there for a reason and that reason is that you cannot withdraw from another person's account on a public holiday in 1992.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 10:19pm On Apr 26, 2020
sexylassie2:


you may not like what i will write.

for instance, if they(those on minimum wages) used all their money they always give to pastors as tithes and offering, they set it up in a saving box, do you think they will be needy at this moment, i might not be realistic but this formula will work for many people here in Nigeria.

another unrealistic view, imagine, if people reduce the way they give birth in Nigeria, dont you think they will also have enough resources to take care of themselves.

This is just my opinion.
I sense a daddy freeze follower or probably one of those his divas.

Stupid people with brain washed n retarded mindset.

I won't even go down that line of argument with you because;
1) it's my money and I decide how to spend it or who I give it to weather to man of the invincible God it's non of your kettle of fish.
2) it's my fvcking cucumber and so if decide to have several kids with different women it also non of your business. If I have them plenty n decide not to train them it also non of ur business
What if I train them nko, is it your money

This guy abi na man self u b go get a life pls

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sexylassie2(f): 10:21pm On Apr 26, 2020
deedee44:

But you support lockdown extension, so what should happen to those who have neither food nor money?

To be sincere with you, i dont know.

anybody can do what they feel like doing, it is up to them.

I will obey the rules and guidance of govt and also my employer.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sexylassie2(f): 10:24pm On Apr 26, 2020
Felicity0001:

I sense a daddy freeze follower or probably one of those his divas.

Stupid people with brain washed n retarded mindset.

I won't even go down that line of argument with you because;
1) it's my money and I decide how to spend it or who I give it to weather to man of the invincible God it's non of your kettle of fish.
2) it's my fvcking cucumber and so if decide to have several kids with different women it also non of your business. If I have them plenty n decide not to train them it also non of ur business
What if I train them nko, is it your money

This guy abi na man self u b go get a life pls

i am beginning to get irritated anytime i read your comment or see a mention from you. we cant all think the same way.

i think, it will be nice never to mention me. Thank you.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 10:28pm On Apr 26, 2020
nitigriti:
COPIED FROM FACEBOOK:
It's a lock down something lets rack our brains a little

A rich noble man in Nigeria died.. He was half Indian and half Edo...He was so selfless and stinkingly wealthy, he died 01/10/1992. He had just one beautiful wife from Imo State, A spoilt son, One pretty house-maid, A loyal gate-man and a good driver.

Police men went to the house and interrogated them one after another.


The police men laughed and arrested the murderer.

Question ? Who killed oga and prove it?

There are too many holes in this riddle, I believe it's incomplete....but anyways I believe it's the maid
Why?.....coz 01/10/1992 was a Thursday and market wouldn't open until 12pm☺️

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 10:36pm On Apr 26, 2020
pharod:


Well, the other one I saw didn't say PS4. They just said "video games". Since they are very wealthy, the wife said that she was called, it stands to reason that the son was called too.
Inasmuch as I'll want to pin the murder on the son, his friends will collaborate his story and that makes his alibi ironclad. Same thing goes for the mum too because her friends will vouch for her.
As for the driver, I believe that the date is there for a reason and that reason is that you cannot withdraw from another person's account on a public holiday in 1992.
The story self get k-leg so let leave the case to linger in court till we find more evidence to execute the suspect but for the now let all of the suspects be granted bail with the sum of N500k each and 2 surties with landed property in the state where the crime took place and with like sum.

Court! Dismiss!!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Sunki12345: 10:37pm On Apr 26, 2020
hefelove:

I definitely know you didn't know sir, if you have been following this thread for long you will know sir, it's just funny ni o

Lol.. I just joined the thread though.. but it’s good that I know know. At least I knw dru23 Hyundai and Honda now.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 10:42pm On Apr 26, 2020
sexylassie2:


i am beginning to get irritated anytime i read your comment or see a mention from you. we cant all think this same way.

i think, it will be nice never to mention me. Thank you.

I'm more irritated each time I read comment here from you.

You what? Why dont you just stop commenting here after all you're not a part of us here.

How about that?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sexylassie2(f): 10:48pm On Apr 26, 2020
Felicity0001:

I'm more irritated each time I read comment here from you.

You what? Why dont you just stop commenting here after all you're not a part of us here.

How about that?

come and carry me away, better will be to go open your own nairaland and pack other commentators along with you, that is if you have the knowledge and the resources to do it.

This little boy thinks thinks he is the gate keeper of uber thread, who employed you? my best advice will be to carry a cutlass and a hoe and go plant some cassava on your imaginary aches of land.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 10:54pm On Apr 26, 2020
smiley smiley

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peacefulhome(f): 11:09pm On Apr 26, 2020
I never knew guys can argued to this extend until now. Ha! Oh boy this is serious. From one topic to another and just when you think it over another one comes in .





Izzou, please when the thread is back to normal mention me .
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 11:17pm On Apr 26, 2020
sexylassie2:


come and carry me away, better will be to go open your own nairaland and pack other commentators along with you, that is if you have the knowledge and the resources to do it.

This little boy thinks thinks he is the gate keeper of uber thread, who employed you? my best advice will be to carry a cutlass and a hoe and go plant some cassava on your imaginary aches of land.
Haha... No b u first start am? Asking me not to mention I again, if you dont want anyone to mention u then U have to leave the thread.

Simple as ABC.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sexylassie2(f): 11:20pm On Apr 26, 2020
Felicity0001:

Haha... No b u first start am? Asking me not to mention I again, if you dont want anyone to mention u then U have to leave the thread.

Simple as ABC.

come and carry me away Godspower
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 11:26pm On Apr 26, 2020
sexylassie2:


come and carry me away Godspower
Ok I'm coming.

Modify:
Miss. Ester what else do you know about me and what more would you like to know, I will be glad to give you full details at zero charges.

Also. What do you think about my surname?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jaymejate: 11:53pm On Apr 26, 2020
Felicity0001:

Haha... No b u first start am? Asking me not to mention I again, if you dont want anyone to mention u then U have to leave the thread.

Simple as ABC.

Please how did you insert that Gif? It's a problem for me since like a mil years ago. sad

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sexylassie2(f): 12:25am On Apr 27, 2020
Felicity0001:

Ok I'm coming.

Modify:
Miss. Ester what else do you know about me and what more would you like to know, I will be glad to give you full details at zero charges.

Also. What do you think about my surname?

I already know what i want to know about you. no need to tell me.

I thought i was communicating with a handsome man not knowing, it is one coconut head with self esteem issue.

May God help us

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 12:30am On Apr 27, 2020
sexylassie2:


I already know what i want to know about you. no need to tell me.

I thought i was communicating with a handsome man not knowing, it is one coconut head with self esteem issue.

May God help us




Las las love is in air... U guys should have a smooth ride without any GPS failure. Where's my Labrinth again, is like I'm jealous of d two love bird.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 12:31am On Apr 27, 2020
Felicity0001:

Ok I'm coming.

Modify:
Miss. Ester what else do you know about me and what more would you like to know, I will be glad to give you full details at zero charges.

Also. What do you think about my surname?

All I wrote

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 12:59am On Apr 27, 2020
jaymejate:


Please how did you insert that Gif? It's a problem for me since like a mil years ago. sad
I tire angry

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 1:01am On Apr 27, 2020
dejidotun2000:
I appreciate your response.

I know that viruses do exist naturally and they can be modified somewhat but I am asking specifically "was/is Covid-19 an experiment-gone-wrong or even an intentionally malicious adaptation of an existing virus" ?

Also, where were the other "newly discovered" viruses since the thousands of years that we have been inhabiting this planet ?

I am not trying to push any conspiracy theory here, I am just hoping that someone who knows more than I do will shed more light on the matter.

No, not lab created.

Global warming releasing a lot of previously unseen organisms. Also, mutations and evolution.


Babies and young people do die from COVID. They are less likely to have contraindications hence lower death rates. E.g. High cholesterol, pulmonary embolism (blood clots), diabetes. Etc.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 1:03am On Apr 27, 2020
grin grin

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