JasonJidenna:
I thought you had sexperience....

Me ke? I no get hair for armpit o

Ryabcool:
aaah! We know them o. Small play, he don dey show me undertakers.

Osharè, you want peace or war?

luminouz:





That your guy eh na lucky guy oh... You didn't serve in ekiti abeg,u served in Lagos.

JasonJidenna:
Osharè, you want peace or war?

I'll let the pretty lady decide your fate. This yoruba boy no sabi stress

JasonJidenna:
Osharè, you want peace or war?

but this pic is hilarious. Had me laughing out loud

Ryabcool:
but this pic is hilarious. Had me laughing out loud

Lol, good evening Bro.

Ryabcool:
I'll let the pretty lady decide your fate. This yoruba boy no sabi stress

I live for peace

PrettyBunny:


Lol..I did not share any anything because there was really nothing to share..

Talking about making first approach, i did make the first approach to my friend but it was on the level of friendship because, i never saw camp as a comfortable place for sex.. But, he made the sexual approach first but i preferred anything sexual outside camp except kissing..

Yeah, we did kiss and nothing more..

And i am the kind of lady that tells a guy what i want at first meeting. If it's sex, friendship or something more, i make my intentions known..I really hate beating around the bush and wasting time..

I am no pretender. If i want sex, i am definitely telling you that i want it and if you say no, i move on with life..

i have grown pass the age of dwelling on rejections..So, we moveee

Now this is something

PrettyBunny:
Funny tales everywhere..Lol..

I am currently serving in Plateau State and Mangu to be precise..

I dislike this place like hell!! I can't wait to go back home

Where exactly in Mangu?

lool hafa na? dem ban you?

DaddyRochie1642:






Don't Come at me bro ... It's best you stay in your Lane

Ebsu VS Funai: Diss Episode ii.

You all remember the Diss We once had between Ebsu and Funai here in Vawulence City TV.

Funai won that episode i.

Let's go again NOW. I will only repost the most painful ones...

Keep dropping....

PrettyBunny:


Funny enough, most of them were official mails and nothing serious.. ..

But I like JasonJidenna..He is intelligent and I like Intelligent people

Ahswear this PrettyBunny Na man

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
lool hafa na? dem ban you?

My NYSC was in ABIA state

I went to my PPA . Myself and a female copper and after one month a 5ft9 lady walk in the school assembly , we both looked at ourselves again and again . I didn't go to my class after the assembly .yeah I went straight to her ( gals that glance at me gives me go ahead ) . She told me she told the school management she will be resuming a month after ..

She had a child but not married sha. We talked and talked
On the third weekend she came to my house but she didn't come alone her child was with her but many thanks to my female copper she understood what the teacher wanted
She jejely carry the child

And for those who will have gone for the copper instead
I don't FORCE myself on female ( if you want me , I want you back ).

When my colleague sew that TEACHER was pursuing her child to stay outside , that was when my colleague did what she had too

And me on the other hand , I have my blue VARGA in my bag I sharply took one just as she was telling her child to stay out ( though the child put in some fight ) when situation like this arises correct dude should know what's about to happen.....

Na so the thing start , she jam the door but the door was putting his own shit Until I stepped in and luck it

The talk was not much before I brought out a suggestion that TEACHER should BLOW HER TRUMPET in wizkid voice .. my 6:9 inches Eggplant was already up like the policeman Barton wey dey my junction ..

She stopped at some point , saying she doesn't like blow-in TRUMPET. .

Well I lay her down and put my BIG FAT CORK inside her looking at her face .. I rode her wella like I was riding a horse , bike or whatever .. just as I was DOING WELL , trying to hear TEACHER increase her ringtone , trying to take control just like every other female that has glance on me , I heard a cry ( yeah we heard her child crying ) .. Bleep up


Me kukuma increase my speed because if the cry continue something back might happen...

Just when I was thinking about it , teacher just shift and that was the END.. up till today I don't know how she does that because I covered her wella .. she was small I had no were to run to but she did . He pain me , I didn't release

I must confess , she have I very soft ass .. she came back after a week and she decide to stay on top ( awesome choice ).

Just as she was riding I held her ass ( fat ass but I was touching bone ) yeah after squeeze and pressing hard .

I only got to fvck her twice . I wanted more but stopped coming ...


This happened in 2013/2014 batch C

Half-baked "graduate", what is this nonsense you typed? Filled with grammatical and spelling errors, very incoherent and head-ache inducing nonsense. How did you pass in school, ffs

Edyice:
My NYSC was in ABIA state

I went to my PPA . Myself and a female copper and after one month a 5ft9 lady walk in the school assembly , we both looked at ourselves again and again . I didn't go to my class after the assembly .yeah I went straight to her ( gals that glance at me gives me go ahead ) . She told me she told the school management she will be resuming a month after ..

She had a child but not married sha. We talked and talked
On the third weekend she came to my house but she didn't come alone her child was with her but many thanks to my female copper she understood what the teacher wanted
She jejely carry the child

And for those who will have gone for the copper instead
I don't FORCE myself on female ( if you want me , I want you back ).

When my colleague sew that TEACHER was pursuing her child to stay outside , that was when my colleague did what she had too

And me on the other hand , I have my blue VARGA in my bag I sharply took one just as she was telling her child to stay out ( though the child put in some fight ) when situation like this arises correct dude should know what's about to happen.....

Na so the thing start , she jam the door but the door was putting his own shit Until I stepped in and luck it

The talk was not much before I brought out a suggestion that TEACHER should BLOW HER TRUMPET in wizkid voice .. my 6:9 inches Eggplant was already up like the policeman Barton wey dey my junction ..

She stopped at some point , saying she doesn't like blow-in TRUMPET. .

Well I lay her down and put my BIG FAT CORK inside her looking at her face .. I rode her wella like I was riding a horse , bike or whatever .. just as I was DOING WELL , trying to hear TEACHER increase her ringtone , trying to take control just like every other female that has glance on me , I heard a cry ( yeah we heard her child crying ) .. Bleep up


Me kukuma increase my speed because if the cry continue something back might happen...

Just when I was thinking about it , teacher just shift and that was the END.. up till today I don't know how she does that because I covered her wella .. she was small I had no were to run to but she did . He pain me , I didn't release

I must confess , she have I very soft ass .. she came back after a week and she decide to stay on top ( awesome choice ).

Just as she was riding I held her ass ( fat ass but I was touching bone ) yeah after squeeze and pressing hard .

I only got to fvck her twice . I wanted more but stopped coming ...


This happened in 2013/2014 batch C

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Half-baked "graduate", what is this nonsense you typed? Filled with grammatical and spelling errors, very incoherent and head-ache inducing nonsense. How did you pass in school, ffs

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Half-baked "graduate", what is this nonsense you typed? Filled with grammatical and spelling errors, very incoherent and head-ache inducing nonsense. How did you pass in school, ffs

lol.Hello ma, are you a sadist?

I'm just very angry. I tried to read the nonsense a so-called graduate typed and I lost brain cells. Just tells about how whack our edu system is if this fella could graduate with this kind of grammar. it's annoying.

Telemon:
;Dlol.Hello ma, are you a sadist?

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I'm just very angry. I tried to read the nonsense a so-called graduate typed and I lost brain cells. Just tells about how whack our edu system is if this fella could graduate with this kind of grammar. it's annoying.

I feel your pain ma.but all what you just told him can lead to depression.

I don't mean bad for him and I hope he takes it in good light and sees it as a challenge to improve his grammar.

Telemon:
I feel your pain ma.but all what you just told him can lead to depression.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Half-baked "graduate", what is this nonsense you typed? Filled with grammatical and spelling errors, very incoherent and head-ache inducing nonsense. How did you pass in school, ffs

This kin grammar is called 'mixcogbuo'



All join...

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Half-baked "graduate", what is this nonsense you typed? Filled with grammatical and spelling errors, very incoherent and head-ache inducing nonsense. How did you pass in school, ffs

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Aunty, you're not too good in grammar construction as well.
Read all over your critic replies, filled with blunders.
Oversabi dey wori uu

Point out the mistakes, then. And take note of the corrections I made in yours. Cheers.

Doneze:
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Aunty, you're not too good in grammar construction as well.
Read all over your critic critical replies, filled with blunders.
Oversabi dey wori uu

Choi.......
"Sabinuses" and "Sabinas" spoted.
Lolz

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I'm just very angry. I tried to read the nonsense a so-called graduate typed and I lost brain cells. Just tells about how whack our edu system is if this fella could graduate with this kind of grammar. it's annoying.

Appropriate use of punctuation marks, try to learn that.

English teacher..

Tanku

GbengaAwe042:
Choi.......
"Sabinuses" and "Sabinas" spoted.
Lolz

I'm not sabinas ,I'm still learning. I felt the need to calm the old woman nerve..

Oga, I said point out the specific errors and correct me so that I can learn. You're still beating about the bush and talking shitt. Just learn to accept corrections, it's not bad or embarrassing to get corrected. I don't know why Nigerians get easily offended when their mistakes are pointed out. No big deal in saying thank you and moving on.

Doneze:


Appropriate use of punctuation marks, try to learn that.

English teacher..

Tanku

Old woman? Honey I'm still in my early 20s but I am way smarter and better spoken than you. I am very sure you're at least 35 but here you are on a public forum embarrassing yourself with your appalling English

Doneze:



I'm not sabinas ,I'm still learning. I felt the need to calm the old woman nerve..

damaan:


Ahswear this PrettyBunny Na man

No be everything fowl see dey make noise

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Oga, I said point out the specific errors and correct me so that I can learn. You're still beating about the bush and talking shitt. Just learn to accept corrections, it's not bad or embarrassing to get corrected. I don't know why Nigerians get easily offended when their mistakes are pointed out. No big deal in saying thank you and moving on.

Hate this slang, it is old school just quit saying it.