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My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 2:43pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Hello peeps, so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts. So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Thoughtfeed: 2:47pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24: Its totally normal. Ask him if it pains him during sex, if it does then he may have Peyronie's disease.... This disease causes the penis to curve Peyronie's disease Fibrous scar tissue inside the penis that causes curved, painful erections. Peyronie's disease is caused by repeated penile injury, typically during sex or physical activity 43 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by SeverusSnape(m): 2:47pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Na that type some girls dey like. 69 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Jalinspy(f): 2:50pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
100% normal. Some dicks curve & i think some ladies love it curved. 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Stevyne: 2:51pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Its normal jare. But because we all see the straight ones. But curvy dick deh 7 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Skmoda360(m): 2:55pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24:It's absolutely normal....so just take and calm down.....you are on the right course 10 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by zionmde: 3:02pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Stop pushing cups Ikwa Iko 27 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Marvyx(m): 3:03pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24:How about you stay away from Pre-Marital Sex and give that body to your husband?? It'll save you a whole lot of headache. 163 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Offpoint: 3:09pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Effect öf digging too much holes, his tool has bend. I can officially call him Avatar The Dick Bender Please don't allow him insert his bend dick into your straight viva... unless you have a bend viva. Vagina was designed to take STRAIGHT THINGS, not BEND THINGS. babies heads are straight Dildos are straight Cumcumbers are straight.... Normal people dicks are straight 40 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Mywd: 3:35pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
OP so u are officially one of these so called hoes.. Girls are really being drilled in this Nigeria... To that person saying she should save her body for her future husband,, do u know weda she is a vir*gin?? 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 3:42pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
But what happens if my future husband ends up with a curved joystick? Shouldn't I be prepared for such a situation? Marvyx: 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 3:43pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Normal? I've never seen one like that before. But I haven't seen so many, so... Skmoda360: |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 3:49pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Thanks for this information. I suppose I'm selfish to say this, but I'm more worried about my own comfort than whether it is paining him. I wish a fellow woman here can tell me if she's had sex with a man like that before. What did it feel like for the woman? Thoughtfeed: |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MedicH: 3:49pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
My tool of havoc is a bit curved to the left on full erection. I've used it to drill scores and nobody seems to have noticed or complained. They just complain the banana is very huge when I try to force it in. Slightly curved yeah. It's normal 100%. 4 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 3:51pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Shuo? SeverusSnape: |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 3:52pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
zionmde: |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 3:54pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
So sex with your boyfriend makes you a hoe? What does it make the boyfriend? Mywd: 15 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MedicH: 3:56pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24: Digger lol. 20 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 3:56pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Exactly what I don't want; TOOL OF HAVOC MedicH: 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by MaryJane24: 3:58pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Na you sabi MedicH: 1 Like |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by innytee: 4:01pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Skmoda360:Hahahaha, really on the right course. 1 Like |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Nobody: 4:07pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Use pen and paper to draw curve, from the degree of curvature I'll be able to advise appropriately 5 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Tango123: 4:09pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24: If you love this guy, and you believe he is a gentleman, why not give him a try. Let him go in gently. If it pains you, he stops. That is one way to go about this But yes, some women like it, as it can touch their g spot depending on how the giy goes in, and to what angle he is bent. If he is bent upwards, thats a g spot hit of doing missionary. U get my point? Experiment. Enjoy. If you dont enjoy it during your experiments, or your boyfriend is not gentle, then u can take a walk 4 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by YorubaPrince: 4:11pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by YorubaPrince: 4:13pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24: Really? **Cough** **cough** We don hear you. 14 Likes
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Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Parkleader: 4:14pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
It is normal, the bending too much nii abi na wetin |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by zedegit: 4:16pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Mywd: Even if she's not, she should save what's left. Do you mean she should continue just because she's not a V? 4 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Skmoda360(m): 4:16pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24:Calm down...it's normal .....don't be too hard on yourself ok...better still ask an health worker for more info...but I for one knew it's normal so far the dude don't have fibroid scar tissue before like thoughtfeed said above.....no shaking.... 1 Like |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Blessnelly(f): 4:19pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24:When it is slightly curve, it's d best . But when it z really curve; baby run 4 ur lyf cos u will b injure. 5 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Skmoda360(m): 4:22pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24:You dey mind the guy......make him dey talk with his teeth. 3 Likes |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Blessnelly(f): 4:25pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Tango123: Tango123:thumbs up |
Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Marvyx(m): 4:25pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
MaryJane24:A curved joystick is not a death sentence for you or your future hubby. It's absolutely normal and can be medically corrected in extreme cases. Someone had earlier mentioned it. Most times, it even gets corrected on its own. You can read up about it. That being said, young lady I'll reemphasize that you stay away from Pre-Marital Sex please. That everyone does it doesn't make it right. There's joy and honour in staying pure. Have respect for your body and your God who derives joy in seeing you pure. Good luck. 29 Likes 1 Share |
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