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I'm here to read lies.

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Hmmm

Nairaland is getting boring as Bleep

SoftDrink77:
My beloved brother and sisters on nairaland, please kindly help me and my family, we are dying of hunger, please we need food, if there is any way you help us with foodstuffs our location is lagos. Thank you all

stop begging go and hussle

SoftDrink77:
My beloved brother and sisters on nairaland, please kindly help me and my family, we are dying of hunger, please we need food, if there is any way you help us with foodstuffs our location is lagos. Thank you all

Pictures of you and your family

Then drop your bank details

the funniest thing is that,m a right handed,but i can never brush my teeth with my right hand except left..till now oo

Them plenty,

But the one that I can remember vividly is when I was in jss3 I stole my mum most expensive diamond necklace and bracelet to gift to this girl I was crushing on in my class for valentine, button line, my mom caught me red handed and gave me a royal beat down, my brother still makes fun of me with that incident, it's over 25 years now

I prefer shot put to real closet. An abandoned well is my favourite place...

Here to read lies

I'm here to read comments, someone should pass me a chair abeg

Jumping off the mango tree from a very high height because I heard my mum's car driving in. Thank God I did not break any body part.

But seriously hungry go beat entertainers this period o.

People go chop before them.go attend shows na abi.

Night clubs..no more champaign pupping.

We really wasteful sha.

See why God Hardly bless us?. Human being go buy 200k drink waste am. God DE show us our sin. So make nobody talk rubbish we have been fools for long. Let recession help us recess our head.

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AmazingMOG:
stop begging go and hussle

Please if you are in lagos and have a job I can be doing for you now daily in this lockdown, you won't pay me but only give me foodstuffs, I am ready to do it.

Many many Many!

But lemme share this one.

I once fell from the first floor of the house and hit my head on the floor.

my sister said my head grew beyond size to the point that I was almost unrecognizable..

oluwaseyi0:
FRAUD ALERT

The advert below is from one fraudster called
Aminu Adulwaheed with UBA account number 2116086231

he keeps changing moniker and phone number, he blocks people immediately they transfer to him

more people confirming his fraud antics https://www.nairaland.com/5790026/fraud-account-nairalander#88380829
https://www.nairaland.com/5780209/internet-data-scammed-aminullahi-abdulwaheed

Why are you said its fraud

SoftDrink77:
Please if you are in lagos and have a job I can be doing for you now daily in this lockdown, you won't pay me but only give me foodstuffs, I am ready to do it.

if you can come to my church at lekki I can give you some money and foodstuff but sending you money right now I don’t trust some of you here are just scammers

Cakephp:

Why are you said its fraud

Click on the link above to read people testimony

praz001:
I prefer shot put to real closet. An abandoned well is my favourite place...

What brand did you smoke?
It's very potent

AmazingMOG:
stop begging go and hussle

Two things are involve here, either he's lying or telling the truth, the fact here is that these are trying times and anyone is just trying one way or another to survive. Life's hard today, but it won't be like this forever, one day it must all be over.

I get one experience like that
But I'm not in the mood now.

Danger Hill bike ride lol I remembered because I saw a man get off his bicycle to walk the rest of the way down today and I remembered how daredevil we were with bikes twice as big as we were

The hill has dangerous bumps not spaced out correctly and a steep slope that without good brakes your a goner you will roll a bit well I didn’t roll but I scraped my foot on the pedal it wasn’t funny but it was like a testament to just Mumu living and follow follow Wetin carry me there na all of us.

Funny enough everytime I’ve gotten hurt I’ve been convinced by others lmao
That’s the funny part

donigspain:
This will be interesting!

There was once a thread like this many years ago. The funniest Nairaland thread ever! Let me get the link.

Please do

AmazingMOG:
if you can come to my church at lekki I can give you some money and foodstuff but sending you money right now I don’t trust some of you here are just scammers

Why do you want him to meet you personally?

homo tinz..

AmazingMOG:
if you can come to my church at lekki I can give you some money and foodstuff but sending you money right now I don’t trust some of you here are just scammers

i wish I can, but this lockdown, no movement and my location is Shomolu. Thanks for the care sir

True story.I remember the day one of my friend wined me to slap my invigilator's bum in SS3 during exams.Omo when I did it the slap I collected,I can never forget it.The sound was loud maybe cause her ass was kinda between small and moderate.My brain shut down for 3 seconds.The idiot that dared me was laughing at me.But I think she later forgave me cause she was laughing with me later.My friends were even wining me that maybe one small boy will tap my wife's buttocks in future( God forbid).Anytime I remember this shit I feel embarrassed and laugh.