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| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Nobody: 10:40pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
noble71:Lol you be leaner for toasting Abeg that Bitcoin how he be I get $25 for my wallet I no even touch the app I wan leave am for December before I use am do wetin I wan use am do He fit reach how much for that December time |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Nobody: 10:43pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Jestin:Mom didn't suppose to beat you It's a simple logic Oya drink it's If na Shiit you poo for inside she go tell you Oya chop am  Very simple  3 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by sammuell(m): 10:46pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
My own na to dey watch my papa as him dey kaikai Once him comot I go go drink my own since then till now I no dey take kaikai play na so I drink one day drunk everybody think say I don die 4 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Goalnaldo(m): 10:46pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Bilabong: |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Nobody: 10:52pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Mine was when I just got to the city from the village, in JSS 2. I was very eager to speak good English so I started learning and did not hesitate to speak to whoever was ready to listen. One day, a friend to my female cousin came asking for her, and in a bid to show off that i could speak English, she asked for my cousin and I said "she has went out". She initially wanted to hold her laugh but the thing burst out wide. I felt disappointed with myself. But one thing is, she corrected me politely before leaving. Here I am today! 7 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Drizzy5001(m): 10:52pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Back in those days as a kid, I grew in the north ...me and my friends had this habit of hanging on top any pick up (van) that passes our street , and when the driver discovers and stops,and starts shouting that we should come down ... We will all run away so one afternoon like that I come see pick up wey dey pass for my street and na Nepa people own , na so me and my guy jump on top ... The driver sef no even know , for our mind we just want enjoy lift small, na so dis man begin run speed oo , we come dey confuse , na that moment wey I come know say I'm finished  I come begin dey remember all the warning wey mama don dey warn about jumping pickup, so we come dey shout na im dey driver hear us come stop , unfortunately my dad was on his way home , he was surprised, he asked what was going on the driver, told him , na so my dad draw my ear from that point reach our yard ... the kain beating wey I chop that day eeh and my friend was not left out , he got his own share of the beatings from his mum, my sister now came and did amebo that I stole 2 meats from the pot of soup chaaai, the beating continued, I come kneel down for 3 hours ...14 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by MrEazi223: 10:59pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
I'm ashamed to write this but didn't have choice and don't want to do what is not right... Please pardon my write up as I'm not thinking straight right now Before I'll start to write shout out to @Fuckkthemod God will bless you and your family (amen) My story goes like this, I'm from Osun state but I live and work in Akwa Ibom I have a job I'm a telecom engineer a Rigger to be precise and I've been doing really good for myself, recently I was advised by my mom to start to save out of my salary and invest in case of raining day in which I oblige and I started saving 20k out of my salary I saved for 10 months which is 200k, during the 10 months I derived myself many good things including better clothes just to achieve my aim, my mom said I should buy a new bike and give it out on a higher purchase in which I bought on the 3rd of April with the help of my mom, she helped me find someone in Osun state and we negotiate on how he's going to make the payment to me, to cut my story short the bike was stolen on 10th of April and the said guy is still in the hospital getting treatment from the wounds he sustain during the struggle with those bike snatchers. This is where I need help, as I'm typing this my account is on zero and it has been difficult for me to feed myself for some days now, I didn't eat anything throughout today as I live on ordinary water, please fellow nairalander whoever is willing to help should save me from this hunger before I develop ulcer. 2263779024... Zenith Bank Thank you in advance. |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Brainboxfid(f): 11:05pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Donald3d:lol |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Brainboxfid(f): 11:07pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Bilabong:hahahaha |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Samabu07(m): 11:09pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
AmazingMOG:If its better for you today appreciate yourself. The least you can do is to ignore the post instead of that comment of yours. Times are really hard. Even we that are working how easy has it been for us and our family? Nobody is forcing you to notice his post, just ignore and you won't have a hard night. NB: For the record, I am not associated with that poster, just my own piece of words. If you want to help and feel you should, confirm and verify before sending cash, my two piece. 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Drizzy5001(m): 11:12pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
rejoke: |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Goalnaldo(m): 11:16pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
rejoke:lol. Very funny. |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by niyidenrele: 11:32pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
kaluxy007:waec 2014  ..indomie generation |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Freeman50(m): 11:53pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Some are the comments are funny..... |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Goalnaldo(m): 11:59pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
In primary school, I and my cousin and few children will go to the express road and wave every car and bikes that passed while saying the word bye bye. One man got off from his car and pursued us. We thought he was a kidnapper so we ran. He caught up with me and spanked my buttock warning us to desist from that act. That was the end of it. I wrote a love letter to a girl and gave it to her neighbour to deliver to her. I should be in js1 or so then. She came with her elder sister to where me and my friends where playing bottle Cork soccer. They asked who wrote the letter that they mum wants to see the person , Omo Na so all of us deny oo my mind just dey beat later the guy that delivered the later said the girl said she likes me. Very beautiful girl but na runs girl she be now.7 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by OdefaGirl(f): 12:06am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Ok....... Here is one...... There was a time then when there came a bird flu outbreak.......so, one Agric farm like that wanted to evacuate the birds before it hits their farm.....my father come see awoof chicken, come buy plenty of it sha..... For my mind, I be the professor in the house, so I know about bird flus. I quarrelled with my dad on why he should buy the chickens, that they were already infected and I come quarrel so tey I talk say I no go chop any of it......... My younger sister be like..... thank God for you ohh. The wicked part is that..... they won't eat anywhere except before my face.....na so my dad dey prepare all kinds of delicacies with chicken.... and they will be eating it as if they were thieves, munching and opening eyes and making funny funny sounds.... My throat come dryyyyyyy..... I come pity myself. I come watch, everybody dey busy, I sneaked in to go chop small before I die of longer throat.....na em my amebo sis catch me red handed with the soup sliding down my hand and the chicken already on it's way to my mouth. If you see the kind yeye Dem do me ehhh......tears no dey dey far for my eyes that time. 19 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by AmazingMOG: 12:06am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Samabu07:but I opted to help he couldn’t meet up The truth is many of these guys begging are scams or are you of them? Some are genuine but majority are not |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Zyzxx10: 12:23am On Apr 30, 2020 |
AmazingMOG:Sir I'm genuine.If you want proof I can give you.I need help badly |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Jamahyel(m): 12:31am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Back then in primary school in kaduna, i went on excursion to the airport with a few of my school mates that paid. So, they took us round the airport and we even entered a plane.i was feeling uneasy and i meet wit d airhostess that i need to use the toilet on the plane,but she refused that they will soon take off, that i should rush to the waiting hall. We all left to the waiting hall, and insteas of me to tell our teacher i guess i was shy because we were all seated and served snacks at that time. I was seated with my crush actually,one fine hausa gal. I later defeacated in my shorts while seated. And smell engulfed the whole place. All i could hear was,"what is that smell". And she pointed at me and my teacher said stand up. I did and shit jst troway for body. Kai, i wished the ground could jst open. I was rushed to the toilet and a student offered me his extra short. I didnt go to school for 2 weeks sha. Couldnt bear the shame. 5 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Kryptonvinyl(m): 12:31am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Plenty oo. But most of them are cuz of girl issues. The first one was when me and my neighbors daughter (next compound) we're playing in her house. Her name is Uju. This girl was real bad sha cuz we were just about 7 or 8yrs old back then. Trust Lagos na. So as we were playing, she said we should do mummy and daddy. So she pulled her panties down and acted like she was sleeping (it was part of the play). So I brought out my tiny dick that did not even stand sef and tried to insert it into her p***y. Right there and then her aunt caught us (her mom wasn't around). So when the mum came back the aunt told her and then she came to tell my parents. I hope y'all know what happened that night na. Another one. The next year after the above happened. I got so close to our English teacher's daughter who was also in my class. So from play we started discussing. I didn't know this girl was just pretending. She just liked me cuz I buy her snacks and sweet sometimes. Her name is Favour sha. So one friday I asked this girl for a kiss. Gbam ee land me for Principal office the next week. Trust me nah, I denied it. Her mother even hated me self. And worst part is, the whole school heard about it. See shame. But still I denied it even in my dreams Another one. We were playing in our area when all of a sudden some boys moved into one small kiosk with one girl. I was about 8yrs then. So this guys were touching this girl, who was also my agemate. Sincerely me no follow touch cuz I didn't like the girl. She was kinda dirty. I just watched. But there was one guy that wasn't allowed to touch too. My guy vex go tell her parents. lol. Another beatings. Another one, this one is not about girls. We visited our village for the first time, Ikot Abasi in Akwa Ibom state. That was in 2006, I was just 7yrs old. So one day we went to the river to bath. Mumu me decided to be walking to the deeper part to see where the water will cover my head. As I was going, i didn't know there was a point where it gets steep immediately. Na so I jump dey call my bros. The idiot to that doesn't know how to swim (me too oo) wanted to coman save me. Him self follow sink. One guy na came to save the 2 of us. I just Kukuma carry my pant wear dey go my papa house. I have many more stories. Girls and what have u. My childhood was filled with fun upon fun upon fun. I can never be boring. Not in Lagos, not in Ojo. I started sleeping outside when i was 10 (in front of our varenda oo). We had Xbox at home but I'll still go out to play station center. I was an ajebo but I still run street small. And for my house na me stubborn pass , disturb my parents, and na me talk girl issues pass. But las las I'll be 21 next week but am still a virgin. lol i wonder how come about that miracle. And now na me humble pass for house lol. 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by AmazingMOG: 12:38am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Zyzxx10:sorry were u the one that quoted me earlier that needed help? I can help you if you’re genuine |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Zyzxx10: 12:41am On Apr 30, 2020 |
AmazingMOG: |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by udemzyudex(m): 12:42am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Waec in 2014? We have a lot of kids on nairaland these days. 4 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Zyzxx10: 12:53am On Apr 30, 2020 |
AmazingMOG:Ok sir stay blessed too. |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by MacWin155(m): 12:59am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Hey guys... Couldn't resist sharing this... It was in high school, ss2 precisely... I was in art class, and I was eyeing this fair Yoruba girl in commercial class but she doesn't even know me cause big boys that were involved in school fight then were wooing her... I promised to shoot my shot one day come what may... One afternoon around 12 in school I suddenly became pressed, but as per say fine boy,I cannot shit in school, we die here.. two o clock, men I was already looking at watch and sweating, when asked I'll just say stomach upset,... 3pm I was already at gate waiting for bell to ring... As soon as it rang I dashed out ... And started walking fast... When I was at this bridge and not so much step from my street, gbam, I saw this girl, my walking posture change immediately.. I was wondering how she got there cause I can swear I was top three out of the gate and I didn't see any girl among.... I was still pressed ooo,but I cannot fall my hand and walk like a mad man pass her... I walked like a model reach her side,she just looked me and smiled, mhen, the swag increased, shit forgotten.... She walked pass my street and headed upwards... That's when village people nah came... The feeling inside my stomach made not to be able to walk again... Like I wanted to drop it in front of my street and one step, my image would be forever ruined..I just stood one side almost crying that God should not put me to shame, like one minute later,I was a bit normal to walk, see run, in front of my gate that's where my anal water broke.... I didn't even enter house to remove uniform,inside toilet I drop bag, loose belt just leggo... ... See sweat of thanks to God... Las Las... Aunty did not even look me next day ooo when I purposely walked pass her and smiled... Am sure she did not even remember my face... 6 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Samabu07(m): 1:06am On Apr 30, 2020 |
AmazingMOG:I will pretend your post didn't hurt me. May be you should take a proper look at my account so see that it is an old account. Secondly, google my username tagging Nairaland if you wouldn't see any post from this forum or another schemimg people. Thirdly, if you want to help you should do so otherwise forget it. I assure you, you would sleep well tonight and not get basked by anyone. Fourtly, just had aa heated argument at home, I no need yours to add to list this evening. Thank you. NB: Be glad you aren't in shit. I agree scams are here a lot. One need to be cautious! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by AmazingMOG: 1:10am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Samabu07:hey is okay you don’t need to insult me I never said I won’t help you just trying to be sure whom am helping I’ve helped lots of people on this forum I don’t need to create thread for it. Helping you won’t be my first or last tomorrow I’ll quote you again I told another guy same thing Stay blessed 1 Like |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Samabu07(m): 1:16am On Apr 30, 2020 |
AmazingMOG:Good night! |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by quiteboy(m): 2:35am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Falling down from a mangoe tree and hitting the floor with my stomach flat, my people those stars for Tom&Jerry nah real oh, Cause I see them that moment as I try to relax for the foot of the tree after falling. Since that day, me and climbing of trees no get business. 6 Likes |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Nobody: 3:08am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Mizwisdom:LOL, it's natural gas... can't fault you for that. 1 Like 1 Share |
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