I just got this girl barely a week ago. Her mum is a prophetess in one of these ministries.

We connected very fast and then i invited her last Thursday.

We had strong doggy sex. I put one of my fingers into her anus, as i dey lash her pussy, i dey also thrust my finger in and out her Anus. I increase my speed for about 3 minutes high speed before i quickly pulled both out and ejaculated outside. She made a huge sweet smelling passing wind and then i turned her around immediately, Rubbing her clitoris and sucking her She then bursted squirt everywhere and shouted with her soft voice " Aaaish Aaaaish Aaaie" .

We heard a huge sound outside but never cared. I took a piss to make sure my Urethra was free from Sperm. Wen i rose again, the sky was already dark looking as if rain was about to fall which made me happy.

We started firing for the second round. When we were already about to enter gear two, We had a scream. I paused look through the window, saw people running up and down. I den came out. It was a fire out break.

I quickly took my gun inside a bag, wore my Juggers with partially erect dick, dangling it about i rushed down. Took my car, and headed to the fire scene.

Luckily for me the fire was far from my newly opened food store, No Agbero was seen breaking peoples food store to steal and also Army was already on ground to stop any.

Later in the evening, when i came back, my Bleep buddy/girlfriend was already gone but i saw this ontop of my bed. I caught it but couldn't kill it because people are saying it may have repercussion on me.

zedegit:
puskin mynd44 dominique lalasticlala
We have a mental case here.
May Day! May Day!!

DanseMacabre:


In the spirit of the thread, OP your own serious o. Na male transmogrified bat you dey fvckk, meaning say na gay demon you give hot doggy come even lick him buttcrack join.

At least this is quite entertaining, unlike the rubbish sob stories we're being forced to read because of this lockdown.

Collect abeg...

sLentlover7778:
Luckily for me the fire was far from my newly opened food store, No Biafran was seen breaking peoples food store to steal and also Army was already on ground to stop any.

Egbon, your brain is leaking for mentioning Biafra...

What has Biafra got to do with these.. modify your post abeg.

Scientists:


Oga, no the call mod for my thread. I no want Front page

Scientists:


Done.

Prinnce1:
Done and Dusted..... adieu bruh

aimmoney9:
I remembered when I was small we (me and my brother) used to catch birds and put them inside cages.
One fateful day, we caught one pigeon and put it inside a cage by the side of our bed, but before I went to sleep I knelt down at the other end of the bed to pray during the prayer I had a sound like dooom at the other end of the bed and felt a presence at the other end but my eyes was still closed until I finished praying, immediately I opened my eyes the bird was dead in the cage and NEPA brought light (my true story)....since then any bird I see or catch I must kill it immediately.
Op if ur story is true and d pics above is true I wud advice u to kill and burn that bird (living it alive is where der wud be problems) and make sure u put ur two raw knees on the ground and pray to God before and after u kill and burn it...
Because if not, those that is telling u to keep it the next thing is to start carrying you from one babalawo to anoda that will compound ur problems..and favour their bat man friend above...
Carry out this simple and straightforward advice above and see harm meant for u happen to whomsoever the bat is representing....

merit455:
Joblessness is an issue in this country. This Monika is a former mad man

yuswrld20:
u are a goner BRO

Scientists:


Do you know that some offices I enter, you can't.

Do you know you read about me at least once a week but don't know?

presented007:


What is the difference between this two Monica Scientists and Stupidity?? �

Scientists:


Do you know that some offices I enter, you can't.

Do you know you read about me at least once a week but don't know?

presented007:


What is the difference between this two Monica Scientists and Stupidity?? �

zedegit:
puskin
mynd44
dominique
lalasticlala

We have a mental case here.

May Day!
May Day!!

presented007:


What is the difference between this two Monica Scientists and Stupidity?? �

timagentms:


The story look fake because of one stupidity that I sighted in this story.

The OP said it look outside and saw a fire outbreak and he took his car and drove to the scene.

Is that not stupidity?

Parkleader:
Op Why did choose the username "scientist"?
Look at explorer and the type of threads he creates

light099:


Stupidity is more real and at least more reasonable, although his posts may be stupidly funny, but they are most times real and more sensible than this psycho here.
Scientist/theirs/angelic being and his other monikers, but I think as stupid as he is, he still has more sense than those who take his thread serious and make contributions to the fictious shiits he posts.
This plank created a shiit thread yesterday saying all form of shiits as usual, and I saw many dumb NLanders seriously contributing, i think some were even calling on mods to move it to FP. I just laughed and smh and left the thread.
Bible says, wherever the carcass is, there you see the vultures.
Wherever a dumb OP is, there you see more dumb members contributing. It's a funny world.

Parkleader:
Op Why did choose the username "scientist"?
Look at explorer and the type of threads he creates