Shma:
but what's wrong with your health system.?
Ghana has so far tested three times the number you have done but you have more cases than Ghana, and kenya,
What is wrong with your health system?

Nonsense..when Kenya is ready to test then expect her to get more cases...no wonder your isolation/quarantine centre is a typical zoo.

Kazikazi:
Read this report of FAO of may 4th,2020 about current locusts situation.
Tanzania isn't mentioned.Even the map prove that

http://www.fao.org/ag/locusts/en/info/info/index.html

samorobo:


There is no locust in Tanzania plus we don't have problem withTanzanians on this thread...they are our very good friend and brothers for that matter...

My apologies. I thought that Tanzanians team up with Kenyans to lower us.

Btw, hey Tanzanians! Can we team up with each other to lower Mozambicans and Angolans? I know you don't like them,2.

Problemkid1:
Owerri city

Beautiful..keep em coming
..
Owerri.looks really cool.

I don't remember saying he was a friend. I was CS 2nd yr student - were supposed to look for an internship. My dad took me straight to Telkom Kenya - there was no much mobile then - I was given a white overall and placed under the printing department. That afternoon - we sat there - the whole floor of Teleposta towers - shoving papers to this huge printer that was printing monthly receipts. That printer occupied the entire wing..Teleposta towers is taller than anything in Ghana. In the evening we got summoned to 20th floor - we took a lift- and we were told we had to apply -properly for internship - not use patronage. Long story short - my friend told me this small firm - was looking for interns - I went there and got "hired" - we were being 50 dollars a month. I worked there for 2-3 months -doing pension fund systems.Then I went back - and then lectures went on a strike - and I found myself an intern at UN Nairobi. And by 3rd year I was earning 1,000 dollars !! man those were my best days of my life. Living in hostels - and yet earning 1,000 dollars - was freaking crazy. I use to party and screw them girls like crazy...until I meet my current wife. Soon they jacked my salary to 1,500 dollars...and I bought my house in Nairobi as 24yrs old...after being forced by some kenyan women to save in UN Sacco. They literally dragged me and had me signed off like 3/4 of my salary to the SACCO. Come to think about it - I have only rented for two years - those days Moi was the president of Kenya.

Just30:
I didn't just assume

even your write up exposes you

Psychology 101

When a person is lying, his speech is incoherent

First you said, you did an internship and install a pension software for the company
Now you are saying it was a project you helped a friend complete

rvp20182:
Now you want to teach me software engineering. CS is passion. Some of my classmate were working before we started CS 101 Programming 101. Bill gates already was working for microsoft - before he learnt anything in Harvard.This long story. But when I got to the firm I was interning in. I found this very smart kenyan. He had chosen to forgo medicine degree and had basically written the pension fund management - in oracle forms. I think at some point - after 2yrs - he decided to go to med school - and we inherited his things. Our job in those 3 months was to convert his oracle application to MS SQL Server and Windows forms. We did that - and I recall we spent many nights in many insurance firms. Most pension funds then were run by Insurance company - and in Kenya - Alexander Forbes had just come on. The highlight was when Alexander Forbes came to us to build their system. I left after 2 months.

Yes, I can teach you more about informatic, computing goes beyond using Oracle engine, and hyper test language that every Nick and dick can learn online. you need way more than that, you need to have the technical and managerial skills as well. no company will place their life on you simply because you play with code by working with sublime or some other borrowed application, figuring how algorithms works within space and time goes beyond learning one or more language. An essential organisations will not put his life on that belt by allowing you to install such an important software package. . you are just student on an attachment as you say. so go and lie to your fellow Kenyans , I am not buying this crap

rvp20182:
I don't remember saying he was a friend. I was CS 2nd yr student - were supposed to look for an internship. My dad took me straight to Telkom Kenya - there was no much mobile then - I was given a white overall and placed under the printing department. That afternoon - we sat there - the whole floor of Teleposta towers - shoving papers to this huge printer that was printing monthly receipts. That printer occupied the entire wing..Teleposta towers is taller than anything in Ghana. In the evening we got summoned to 20th floor - we took a lift- and we were told we had to apply -properly for internship - not use patronage. Long story short - my friend told me this small firm - was looking for interns - I went there and got "hired" - we were being 50 dollars a month. I worked there for 2-3 months -doing pension fund systems.Then I went back - and then lectures went on a strike - and I found myself an intern at UN Nairobi. And by 3rd year I was earning 1,000 dollars !! man those were my best days of my life. Living in hostels - and yet earning 1,000 dollars - was freaking crazy. I use to party and screw them girls like crazy...until I meet my current wife. Soon they jacked my salary to 1,500 dollars...and I bought my house in Nairobi as 24yrs old...after being forced by some kenyan women to save in UN Sacco. They literally dragged me and had me signed off like 3/4 of my salary to the SACCO.

You are probably one idiot marketing student. but why are you ashamed of what you study in school?

mtisTheQubit:


When the masses rise there is nothing to stop them..people are saying no to fossils an change is being felt world wide..i dont think oil price will go back to where it was before..I watched a documentary about china an EVs an was suprised..they are planning for electric future..look atAmerica, guys booking to buy Tesla even though deliver comes after years..i think the era of oil is coming to an end..

It would be a while yet before oil becomes irrelevant. Tesla makes small cars and has sold less than a million cars since 2012, that's 8 years. Kia, a mid level Korean carmaker sold over 600,000 petrol engine cars in the US alone last year.
What about all the tankers and lorries in the world? What about jet fuel and all that?
This was the same way it was predicted that the internet would kill television. Up till now, decades after the coming of the internet, television has refused to die.
Watch as oil rebounds in months to come. Probably sooner. Maybe it's happening already. Is it?
Before oil becomes irrelevant, Nigeria would have become solid in other areas.

gallivant:


You are extremely stupid. How can you stand there and say with a straight face Kenya doesn't have a pension! Are you clinically mad?

Stop being emotional..why the insult Chennai?
Have you no manners
Go back to Bangladesh already you Bangladeshi

Over in Calabar......

gallivant:


Property in Kenya is 3 times more expensive than in Ghana. It's better designed with ample nature around it as well.

Who ask you to increase the price of your unproductive, resourcesless land

I hire interns every day - nowadays - you're likely to find PhD intern. There are no more committed people than them. During our time - if you could as much as write HTML tags - you were assured of big job and a big cheque.

The nonsense about informatics, sublime and algorithm is really funny.

Let me tell you the best coders or programmers I know are those that can stay awake for like 48hrs when shit hit the fan. If you cannot sleep in the office for like a day or two because the systems are fu.cked down then you've no passion for that shiet.

Those are the guys I want by my side. The guys that can stay sober after 3 days of zero sleep. zero showers. Just lots of f ucking coffee, tea and whatever. And you still keep calm.

The rest you can google or StackOverflow. Attitude is everything. And by that NEVER say die attitude. Because whenever you are just about to give up - the solution will appear. When shit hit the fan - even for us atheist - you feel like praying

vaxx:
Yes, I can teach you more about informatic, computing goes beyond using Oracle engine, and hyper test language that every Nick and dick can learn online. you need way more than that, you need to have th technical and managerial skills as well. no company will place their life on you simple because you play with code by working with sublime or borrowed application, figuring how algorithms works within space and time goes beyond learning one or more language. An essential organisations will not put his life on that belt by allowing you to install such an important software package. . you are just student on am attachment. so go and lie to your fellow Kenyans , I am not buying this crap

gallivant:


National Social Security Fund. Comprehension doesn't come naturally to everyone.

You can call it whatever you want hobbit.it still isn't social security.

rvp20182:
You're babies in pension funds. Please shut up. Your total pension funds are like 3B dollars. Kenya now should be well above 12B dollars. Kenya civil servants are not in any funded pension fund - beyond what we call NSSF - which is equivalent to you baby SSNIT.

In kenya NSSF aka your SSNIT is not really pension - it's SOCIAL SECURITY - slowpoke.

Our NSSF will make you SSNIT cry real tears - eti building a mall

HAIYYEEE!? Omfg this place can be funnier than Kings of Comedy! Why did you even bring up this ishyt Just30. Ohh, I know, the complete confidence of a clown! Log off and take several seats for your own sake.
This was late 2017 and Naij underwhelms as ever. I'm done with them but still it proves not only the poverty level but lack of socioeconomic infrastructure.

[url][exchanges.org/en/media/blog/how-big-are-african-pension-fundsurl]

Just30:



when you lie, you get exposed

His story is like a story told by a fool. No head no tail.

vaxx:
You mean the same structure we are all seeing here .

Let's say we agree, are we the one that said they should increase the price of land properties in their zoo..that is nothing to be proud of abeg

Just30:
I didn't just assume

even your write up exposes you

Psychology 101

When a person is lying, his speech is incoherent

First you said, you did an internship and install a pension software for the company
Now you are saying it was a project you helped a friend complete

he is an idiot. it good having such a lunatic who thinks every body is just as dumb as Kenyans.

Just30:


Tantrums as usual

The convo is beyond your understanding

I guess this is your first time hearing of pension

Clinically dumb kid

Chennai never stops amazing me

obaaderemi:
You are going to find the going tough this year. Your tea industry this year is doing far worse than last year.

I will be here waiting to laugh just as I did to their affordable housing joke

rvp20182:
Maybe I designed, developed and installed all those pension management softwares without any clue what I was doing - like an Ashante King paying Brits 79B dollars sp they do not sit their pink bums on his golden stool

Nigerians maybe are almost :cursed: but Ghana stupidity is now obviously legendary.

Obstinate like a dead block of wood.

Idiot.....is Kenya not cursed?

When you dont have money to build a quarantine center

Zoo is the only place you will afford to keep humans

samorobo:


Nonsense..when Kenya is ready to test then expect her to get more cases...no wonder your isolation/quarantine centre is a typical zoo.

obaaderemi:
I like how he wishes his country well. But then horses are not wishes.

Hallucinations and rvp are like bread and butter

this one is writting a WASSCE essay

summarize

rvp20182:
I don't remember saying he was a friend. I was CS 2nd yr student - were supposed to look for an internship. My dad took me straight to Telkom Kenya - there was no much mobile then - I was given a white overall and placed under the printing department. That afternoon - we sat there - the whole floor of Teleposta towers - shoving papers to this huge printer that was printing monthly receipts. That printer occupied the entire wing..Teleposta towers is taller than anything in Ghana. In the evening we got summoned to 20th floor - we took a lift- and we were told we had to apply -properly for internship - not use patronage. Long story short - my friend told me this small firm - was looking for interns - I went there and got "hired" - we were being 50 dollars a month. I worked there for 2-3 months -doing pension fund systems.Then I went back - and then lectures went on a strike - and I found myself an intern at UN Nairobi. And by 3rd year I was earning 1,000 dollars !! man those were my best days of my life. Living in hostels - and yet earning 1,000 dollars - was freaking crazy. I use to party and screw them girls like crazy...until I meet my current wife. Soon they jacked my salary to 1,500 dollars...and I bought my house in Nairobi as 24yrs old...after being forced by some kenyan women to save in UN Sacco. They literally dragged me and had me signed off like 3/4 of my salary to the SACCO. Come to think about it - I have only rented for two years - those days Moi was the president of Kenya.

kikuyu1:


[s]The future is already here! We've been telling them since the start of this thread. In fact by mid 2024 when the refinery is scheduled to be at full capacity WHO WILL BUY ALL THAT OIL? It'll be another Ajaokuta - a gigantic monument to misinvestment and misprioritisarion.
I hope Dangote is covered though I doubt it. His creditors will take EVERYTHING and you'll see unedited pix of him here on an OKADA[/s].

Dry

You are very foolish animal to write the rubbish you wrote. Your God forsaken country can’t even feed its starving citizens. People are boiling stones in your cursed zoo. Starvation, foolishness and stvpidity everywhere. Your stupid shiithole is not even fit to polish Ghana’s shoes. Mudder fugger tourists fvck your wives and daughter for pittance

rvp20182:
I don't remember saying he was a friend. I was CS 2nd yr student - were supposed to look for an internship. My dad took me straight to Telkom Kenya - there was no much mobile then - I was given a white overall and placed under the printing department. That afternoon - we sat there - the whole floor of Teleposta towers - shoving papers to this huge printer that was printing monthly receipts. That printer occupied the entire wing..Teleposta towers is taller than anything in Ghana. In the evening we got summoned to 20th floor - we took a lift- and we were told we had to apply -properly for internship - not use patronage. Long story short - my friend told me this small firm - was looking for interns - I went there and got "hired" - we were being 50 dollars a month. I worked there for 2-3 months -doing pension fund systems.Then I went back - and then lectures went on a strike - and I found myself an intern at UN Nairobi. And by 3rd year I was earning 1,000 dollars !! man those were my best days of my life. Living in hostels - and yet earning 1,000 dollars - was freaking crazy. I use to party and screw them girls like crazy...until I meet my current wife. Soon they jacked my salary to 1,500 dollars...and I bought my house in Nairobi as 24yrs old...after being forced by some kenyan women to save in UN Sacco. They literally dragged me and had me signed off like 3/4 of my salary to the SACCO. Come to think about it - I have only rented for two years - those days Moi was the president of Kenya.

In summary - I probably screwed your mother and I am your father.

Just30:
this one is writting a WASSCE essay

summarize

rvp20182:
[s]Yes - unless he buys Abuja federal gov - it's very likely - he is going to lose more than his shirt. He was not an industrialist. Just a merchant who got lucky. Now this is not cement - this is OIL - perhaps the 2nd traded commodity after Coffee. It possible we shall see him on an Okada in Kano city...if not on the streets collecting his marbles[/s].

Very Dry...letswait till then..
Talk is very cheap to the point every idiot can afford it

obaaderemi:
His story is like a story told by a fool. No head no tail.

Fuckeduppedness are you drunk or you smoked weed? very stupid goat!

rvp20182:
In summary - I probably screwed your mother and I am your father.

vaxx:
he is an idiot. it good having such a lunatic who thinks every body is just as dumb as Kenyans.

you cant be my father because my mum doesn't screw dumb hungry Kenyans that look like skeletons

rvp20182:
In summary - I probably screwed your mother and I am your father.

Noisyrians:
Fuckeduppedness are you drunk or you smoked weed? very stupid goat!

that is his frustration speaking

when you catch him lying, that is his usual go to

samorobo:


Stop being emotional..why the insult Chennai?
Have you no manners
Go back to Bangladesh already you Bangladeshi

Wait, What? Does he come from Bangladesh? Bangladesh is even worse than us and Kenya combined.