ubcandid:

what's wrong in an SSCE holder who is literate?

PharmD911:

Are you maynation?

doggedfighter:

Thank you so much ,dear
We fight doggedly and become victorious.

DonroxyII:
You dey vex for Pounds or Euro

Ugandan everywhere

Stevecreativex:


Lives good here in greece yunno... Don't think I can't love naija girls here et all...

There is enough job for every one, no stress every one is happy... But 60% of people here are cold-single, nobody want a relationship hook.

Victorious1000:


Thanks hon! Didn't get your story tho or did i missed it

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

doggedfighter:

No, I didn't write any

Victorious1000:


Hmmm, could it be you don't feel comfortable telling it or there is genuinely no story to tell?Just intrigued to know more about you.

julieeni:
yes, I gave him a son, he got a place and moved in with another woman while I was with his parents. Didn't know about it until when he was posted to Abuja and we had to join him, that was when I knew he still got a house there in Abuja and moved in with same lady, while I was hustling for money to give to him to rent at least a room for us... everything came out in the open anyway and I had to come back to my parents. He got married to the lady few months after I left and she put to birth around Nov. My worse mistake

doggedfighter:

No story to tell

25tolife:
Let me start
1.when i was in ND, i gave my crush 3k, orignal followcome charger ,she dump me after 1week, my friends laff me no be small.

2. There is this girl i was crushing on grace, she wanted to register 4 jamb. So i went to zenith bank picked up a teller to give her at home(she lives outskirt of town) she is still coming back to the same bank to summit it ooh(mumu)

3.there is this girl, i always do bank top up for from my moms phone, she no go even flash me talk more of calling.

i dont have luck in terms of love i dae very sure say nah my brokeness.

Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment whey I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou )

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paidsalary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent was around £125,500+ (54,233,804.62 nairas)

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....


The trauma still lives..

angelfallz:

Not all men please.

Victorious1000:


Was concerned about the massive gap in terms of education and was eventually advised against it as it would likely lead to issues in the future when it becomes obvious the difference in class.

MedicH:


Just don't misunderstand sir. I puy my weed in the rice i cook but I don't light it up. There's incomplete combustion going on and carbon monoxide is produced which is poisonous. Smoking is just not Good.

penisilin:
Like someone said - it has been flogged very very well but women matter will continue to flog men as long as them still get yansh and bleast cool.

One of my many mumuness.

It was 2000, I was very young (after SSCE) and had a girl crushing on me but for reasons known to only God & devil, I just no send the babe.

But for the mumuness in me, I was seriously pursuing one yeye girl because of her yansh so tey in my bid to win her favor, I took a family cherished flask and made a sumptuous chocolate beverage with bread and sardine (from money I fapped from my sister) for her on a rainy day.
I told her from our balcony that I was coming with the goodies and she beckoned on me to come quickly. Only for me to reach her house, she asked to carry the flask follow her until we reach her boyfriend house angry. She jumped on him and said "Thank you Ola, shebi you have given me the flask" and they shut the door while I was standing there and smiling like Ganduje.

Anger no gree me sleep for 2 days

ahnie:
I ve never been in love.

Davash222:

She is short, abi?
Na so short girls dey do.