showgoeson:
Are you sure you're asking for a friend

Good question

Even though u no invite me I don arrive



Let go there silver1996

Silver1996:

Wow, I truly appreciate this, thanks alot

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This is definitely gonna be a banger! Please when is the next update droping.

Well done OP
Your stories are always top notch

Oya where is silver. Bro, come and kwontinue ni.

Silver1996:
Hmm.., I nor get erection o

I disagreed with you Sir. Is it possible?

Silver it's time for an update

Lilly4endu:

I disagreed with you Sir. Is it possible?

Okay,since this is what we settled with, keep it "cumming" Silver1996.

THE BACHELORS
EPISODE 2
EPISODE TITLE- Quick Ejaculation









Jeffery sigh as he dropped the vegetables he has gotten from the market on the kitchen sink.., he washed his hands before he torn the vegetable nilon and pour every piece of it in a rubber before turning on the sink tap so water can rush into it..., he loves cooking, when he was just a boy living with his parent, he cooks in the house maybe because he was the only left to stay with his parent since all his older ones all went their various ways, all married while him was still cruising the single life......

He turn off the sink tap and sprinkle salt into the leaves to sink the sands that comes with it to the bottom before he washes it, he pick up a filter from the cabinet above him.., a sly smile spread across his lips when he recall how he got the filter.., it was in a church love feast when you exchange gifts with whoever name you pick..., with the little money he had then, he bought a set of glass in readiness of giving it to the girl's name he picked.., people were saying to him he was a lucky person, girls buy expensive gifts for people and he foolishly believed it, if he knew the girl was going to give him a filter, he would have gotten 100 naira cup and wrap it to her...

"Jeff..."Mark call walking into the kitchen...

"You didn't go to work..?"Jeffery ask filtering the little dirts from the vegetable

"Which work...?"Mark fling back picking up the bread he bought earlier before his girlfriend came....

"Your work na..."

"Mehn, I'm tired of that job..."Mark said taking a cut of the bread to his mouth...."How long am I going to be writing tickets for passengers...., I need a good job with a good pay.."

Jeffery sigh.."You know what they say, a bird at hand is worth more thousands in the Bush..."

"If the bird don die ucor.."Mark replied in pidgin fixing another cut of bread in his mouth..."Do you know where the butter is..?"

"It's finished.."Jeffery said taking a handful of the leaves into another rubber

Mark sigh in disappointment..."What are you cooking..?"

"Me...!"Jeffery said facing him..."I thought you said your girlfriend was going to cook for us this evening.."

Mark puff and recall his conversation with Rebecca..."She's not cooking, she left..."

"Ahh, but why na.., I really wanted to see how her food will taste like.., she's the reason I bought the vegetables so she can prepare the vegetable soup she promised..."

"Well now you'll have to cook the soup yourself....."

"Did you guys have a fight again..."Jeffery asked barely looking his way.., now that he knows he has to cook.., he needed to be fast..

"Her same complains again..., Mark you have a big penis for nothing, Mark you don't know how to fùck.."

"Wait o..."Jeffery said indulging his interest in the conversation..."You really don't know how to fùck..?"

"Which yeye question be dat..., I try my best, I can't kill myself.."

"But there are pills you can take to last long man...."

"That's the problem, I don't want to take those pills.., I want to be natural.."

Jeffery scoffs.."Who natural epp..., no woman wants to be fùcked for a very short time, so the pills help man...., as machine makes work easy so does these drugs make pleasing your woman easy....."

"So which drug do you suggest I take..."

"Okay let me start from the most effective ones..., one is Alprostadil, it's an injectable solution..."

"Mm, injectable what. ?"

"It's a penile suppository, you inject it directly into the shaft of your penis 10 or 15mins before sex..., you can fùck for two hours without ejaculating...."

"Guys...."Brian's voice rumbled from the parlour

Jeffery stopped with the vegetables and followed Mark to the sitting room...

"You came back early..."Mark said sitting across Brian before eating another big cut of the bread.....

"Yawa gas.."Brian said taking off his tie..

"Where you fired..?"Jeffery asked immediately

"Nop, it's something else..., Jennifer caught me.."

"Jennifer.."Mark resounds

"What do you mean she caught you..?"Jeffery asked sitting beside Mark...."What were you doing...?"

Brian huff and croacked his throat then he took off his white sleeve leaving the singlet on.."Do you guys remenber that girl I told you about...?"

"Which one...?"Mark quizzed..."The one with the picture of the shaved pussy.."

"Exactly...., i invited her over to the office.."

"You don't mean it.."Mark said tilting his head forward showing his keenness in the conversation..."So what happened..?"

Brian smile slipped..."Totori, totori, totori.."He intoned

"My guy my guy.."Mark hailed when he understood...

"You had sex with her in your office...?"Jeffery asked

"Before cor...., where was I suppose to have sex with her..., she was so hot, taking her to a hotel didn't even cross my mind..., you need to see the way she handled me.., she rode me left, right, middle..., I swear the babe bad...."

"Introduce her to me na, so I can have a feel of that badness.."Mark said before eating the remaining of the bread...

"So how does your girlfriend come into the picture.."Jeffery ask

Brian lick his lip as he brood over the event..."After we were done, I ask her to leave that Jennifer was on her way to the office.., it didn't even take a minute before Jennifer entered.., we were just talking until she saw the pant.."

"Which pant..?"Mark ask

"The mumu girl leave her pant na..."

Mark and Jeffery opened their mouth in stunned surprise before they let go of the laughter...

"It wasn't funny at all.."Brian said cutting into the laughter.....

"So, what did you tell Jennifer...?"Asked Jeffery ceasing his laughter..

Brian sigh..."I told her the pant was hers..., she con burst my head.., she said she doesn't wear G-string..."

Mark scoff.."So what kind of pants does she wear..?"

"What else than these local big big pant.."

"Bow down select, 70 70 naira..."Jeffery added then they burst into laughter

"I tried to lie man.."Brian continue..."She didn't listen, she just threw the engagement ring down and voom, she slammed the door...."

"Let's put joke aside Brian.."Jeffery said, his face still smouldering with a smile..."Jennifer was your fiancee..., you guys were going to get married"

Brian scoffs.."Married keh, married ko...., you know the story man, she forced that engagement thing on me after she got me that job...., I don't want to marry now o..., I'm still enjoying my single life abeg..."

"But that's a problem though...."Mark chimes in..."She's the reason you're a manager in that hotel.., what if she tells your boss you bring girls to the office to have sex with.."

"Jennifer slept with that man to get me that job.."

"You don't know that.."Jeffery interjects..

"I know that very well Jeff..., I know my boss, that man likes women.., I'm certainly an amateur in his kingdom...., there's no way he could have listened to Jennifer without eating the cake.."

"I thought she said he was a family friend..."Said Mark

"Family friend kee her there..."Brian riposte brusquely

"But its only a girl that loves you will do that.."Said Jeffery reclining his back on the chair...

"And now that she's broken up with me, what do you want me to do.., beg her...?"

"If you have to..."Jeffery said

Brian hissed..."Afa guy, rapture don collect all the babes...., I'm not begging her, I'm glad I'm free from the bandage she was putting me through..., let her bounce..."

"But it could affect your work if she tells your boss what you do in your office..."Mark said

"Then it'll be her word against mine..."

"So you're just going to leave her.., just like that..?"Jeffery ask with shrugged shoulders

"Mm-hmm.."Brian nibbed..."Just like that...."

"But Jennifer loves you o...."

Brian chuckle.."Love dey Aba dey trek ..., forget love and fùck them bitches..., fùck all the holes till they scream and beg you for more.., na who get time to dey love love..."

"I need help bro.."Mark said...."You know that my girl, Rebecca.., she complains I cum too early..."

"Do you cum early..?"Brian ask stretching his legs on the chair

"I don't know, atleast I try my best..."

"If she wants you to extend the time you cum, do it..., there are drugs for that..."

"Exactly what I told him.."Jeffery chimes in...."But he said he prefers it natural.."

Brian laugh...."Yeah you can be natural if you can prolong your ejaculation..., before I take drugs but I no longer do that, I can go an hour without the use of drugs.."

"Odogwu.."Mark hailed..

"That's the beauty of been a master in the field.., but in your case, take drugs.., what drugs was Jeffery suggesting..?"

"Injection.."Mark replied immediately..."He wants me to inject my penis..."

"Its Alprostadil..."Jeffery said

"Yeah, people use that.."Brian said.."I've never really tried it, so I don't know how it works.."

"There are others in the top list.."Jeffery said..."Avanafil..., it's an oral inhibitor..., take it and bang your woman senseless..."

"Jeffery.."Brain cut in.."Nor dey tell us oyibo drugs, come home.."

"We have the local too.."Jeffery continue..."Viagra..., according to research, 80percent of the country population take this drug on daily basis..., it gives you a stronger ercetion and eradicate quick ejaculation.., take this one...., I swear your woman will run away from the room..."

"Viagra is expensive..."Mark said.."I heard a bottle is 7k..., and it's just 10 pills .."

"Nothing good comes cheap.."Jeffery said..."We have the common one every average Nigeria can afford...Tramadol..."

"Tramadol isn't sex stimulator.."Brian cut in..."Nigerians are just taking it for the wrong purpose..."

"And it seems to be working perfectly fine.."Jeffery said..."And it's cheap.."

"And now illegal.."Mark interjects..

"Every medicine shop is still selling it..."Jeffery said.."Another one is sensory oil..."

"Mmm..."Brian pout..."I like this one..."

Jeffery suck on his teeth before he continues..."You rub the oil on your glan and circle it on the corona 10mins before sex so it can dry on it.., it delays ejaculation..., then we have testosterone and the cheapest one, though I don't know how truthful it is..., groundut.., eats lots of it before sex...."

Brian scoffs..."Teacher teacher..."

"But how come you know these things and you've never slept with a girl.."Mark said

Jeffery raise his brow at the sudden reminder.."And who told you guys I haven't had sex..."

"When and with who..?"Mark asked...

"That's a secret.."

"Jeffery, we all know you're a virgin..."

"Its really demeaning you know.."Brian jump in.."You're 28 and still a virgin..."

"And a chronic masturbator..."Mark added...

"I don't masturbate.."Jeffery riposte in defense..

Mark scoff.."Just because we don't see you doesn't mean we don't hear the ahh, fùck me, Jesus, I'm about to cum...."

"Why do you even still masturbate...?"Brian asked...." Excess Masturbation have a tendency of shrinking your dick, it can turn a 7inch dick to 4inch dick..."

"And it drops your libido for the real package..., when you're stuck on giving yourself self pleasure from imaginary pussy..., your dick fails you when you face the real thing.., the real pussy...."

They shift their gaze to the door when a knock came in.., Jeffery moved to the door, when he opened it, he saw Lucas..

"Pastor pastor.."Brian hailed him...

"Wetin dey worry this one..?"Mark asked when Lucas became moody...

"Dem thief your bible..?"Brian asked awkwardly...

"It would have better if they'd stolen my bible.."Lucas said, his voice carrying a thread of resentment

"What happened...?"Jeffery asked

"I just saw someone having sex with my girlfriend.."

"Who Chioma...?"Mark asked in acertation

"Do I have another girlfriend...?"

Brian burst into laughter...."Sister Chioma have collected her life from Jesus again..."







TBC

Silver I can't see the update

Hey manh, we're here...

Let the enjoyment continue.

Divepen1 please our op was ban, he said the ban was supposed to be lifted by 7PM today and it's past 7 already yet nothing happened.

Please we need your help to unban him

You guys please should call on the moderators

Divepen1 please unban our OP.

Silver1996... Thanks for the update. Really educative lol.

Divepen1 thanks for lifting the ban

purity23:
Divepen1 please our op was ban, he said the ban was supposed to be lifted by 7PM today and it's past 7 already yet nothing happened.

Please we need your help to unban him

You guys please should call on the moderators

Thanks dear, I appreciate this

genius43:
Divepen1 please unban our OP.

Thanks man

see as Silver just take style dey teach guys bad bad things...

I don land.. Silver you're trying weldone Sir..

Every of your story is a hit back to back, this one will not be different i know
More ororo to your head.

I for like dash you small recharge card sha

Bow down select 70 70 naira

Silver you get mouth I swear, thanks for the update, I laughed all through

Thanks for the update boss

Nice one

Thanks for the update

Silver1996:
Thanks dear, I appreciate this

U welcome

This one sweet pass my pot of soup

Thanks silver baba

BentleyJnr:

I knew it was you, I can't forget such a good writer, na....

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Even with my feminine moniker GUY YOU DOPE, BUH NO SPILL THE BEANS Ó

Wow! I really enjoyed this one. Thanks for the update sir!

ColdInHeart:
Even with my feminine moniker GUY YOU DOPE, BUH NO SPILL THE BEANS Ó

BentleyJnr:

Not an issue, man.

Just keep it, COOL...!!! When should we be expectin' another Lamba, na

It has started check tominix profile

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