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This relationship is parasitic. I mean she is feeding off you. I mean no sex and all, WTF! Shit is simple, get rid of that parasite before more damage is done. Man you don't need me to tell you how, Nigga grow the fvck up!

Guy, you dey watch football, aside from the big leagues, you dey watch Scottish league?

You know that club wey dem dey call Dundee United? Na your name sake be dat.

What a Dundee.

So, under this Corona season wey God say make all humans take time take use this solitude take reason our life come decide how we want make e be, and hunger don dey pursue some people come outside like rabbit wey escape from him hole na him you see girl stand for corner, maybe she never eat since the lockdown you come still get strength to open mouth dey toast.

I know say the girl go just dey laugh for her mind when you dey toast her and she no go let you land before she say she gree.

Who want die see who wan kill and bury am.

You enter one chance.

Very soon, that babe go describe your place give her bf. Na three of una go begin live there.

No be say she give you punie sef oh, kai

Na which kind shidren mama dem come dey throwey anyhow these days sef.

As you no get liver take pursue her, So, you no fit even trick her say make she come make una go buy suya, as she follow you go small you take off run enter your house lock gate as you be mumu so.

Sorry you hear.

If I born pikin wey doyo like you ehn, I go go dash am to one almajiri oga for Kano.

On behalf of the Romancelanders and Bangers Association of Nairaland, I hereby pronounce both of you man and wife, you may kiss your bride my dear. Sombori shout a loud amen.

Guy simply ask her politely to leave your babe will be coming and she should understand.

I hope this serves you a lesson

next time when copying, don't do it word to word.

we have seen this story on nairaland

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I no understand oh
In your own house Eating food that you buy Eating food that you cook Controling the television
Hope you also wash her panties? Welldone oh, Latest house boy in town

ProphetofOdin:
Guys!! Please I will try to be very brief so that I don't waste much of your time. So I met this pretty girl during the lockdown around my neighbourhood, I asked her out and she accept.
While getting to know each other she told me she's in a relationship with a guy(which I confirm myself cos the guy always calls) and I told her I am in a serious relationship too, so it basically a fling for both of us.
So fast forward to Sunday she called me that she's coming to my house which I oblige. Thinking she will leave in the evening, but she decides to sleep over, Monday morning I told her I'm going to work, "so aunty if you're leaving just padlock the outside gate and go" only for me to come back from work and meet her, I was cool and didn't say anything and went to the fridge to get some stuff and fix us what to eat(since she's been here she doesn't cook I do all of the cooking even when I get back from work tired and she will sit down confidently and eat). The same thing still repeated itself on Tuesday up until today.
I've done everything on the play boy book to make this babe leave but none is working.
She won't even allow me touch the remote to watch news just because she's watching some stupid zee world movie.
she won't cook, since Sunday she's been here I would still be the one that will get back from work and fix us something to eat.
She even refuse us having sex, which is actually not a big deal for me though.
I have tried to ignore her, and codedly tell her to leave but it's not working.My main chick is becoming suspicious and I know she might just give me a surprise visit anytime soon, and I'm not ready for her drama.

Abeg wetin make I do biko nu......

WTF! you have an issue telling a lady to leave your house?

Seems like she's there for the TV & free meals. Tell her your GF is coming over or just be straightforward & tell her she's overstayed her welcome. Bring another female friend as a witness when you ask her to leave, so she doesn't accuse you of roughing her up or something along those lines.

Whenever you wake up in the morning, pull down your trousers/boxers, squat and shit in the middle of the room. Try it for 3days and thank me afterwards.

Tell her some armedrobbers wrote a letter to ur area,dat they will be coming to rob ur hood and have every girl raped..day,unknown.

Guy your story jst dy make me vex.u dy yan apata for mouth.U Beta shine ur eye o,dat chick don see u as client.u beta change am for am o.tell am say babe make u dy march o pump and play.for dis hard time u dy do father chrismas for babe wey no send you.

ProphetofOdin:
Guys!! Please I will try to be very brief so that I don't waste much of your time. So I met this pretty girl during the lockdown around my neighbourhood, I asked her out and she accept.
While getting to know each other she told me she's in a relationship with a guy(which I confirm myself cos the guy always calls) and I told her I am in a serious relationship too, so it basically a fling for both of us.
So fast forward to Sunday she called me that she's coming to my house which I oblige. Thinking she will leave in the evening, but she decides to sleep over, Monday morning I told her I'm going to work, "so aunty if you're leaving just padlock the outside gate and go" only for me to come back from work and meet her, I was cool and didn't say anything and went to the fridge to get some stuff and fix us what to eat(since she's been here she doesn't cook I do all of the cooking even when I get back from work tired and she will sit down confidently and eat). The same thing still repeated itself on Tuesday up until today.
I've done everything on the play boy book to make this babe leave but none is working.
She won't even allow me touch the remote to watch news just because she's watching some stupid zee world movie.
she won't cook, since Sunday she's been here I would still be the one that will get back from work and fix us something to eat.
She even refuse us having sex, which is actually not a big deal for me though.
I have tried to ignore her, and codedly tell her to leave but it's not working.My main chick is becoming suspicious and I know she might just give me a surprise visit anytime soon, and I'm not ready for her drama.

Abeg wetin make I do biko nu......

You be Maga what is our business? Be a man and chase her away.

ProphetofOdin:
Guys!! Please I will try to be very brief so that I don't waste much of your time. So I met this pretty girl during the lockdown around my neighbourhood, I asked her out and she accept.
While getting to know each other she told me she's in a relationship with a guy(which I confirm myself cos the guy always calls) and I told her I am in a serious relationship too, so it basically a fling for both of us.
So fast forward to Sunday she called me that she's coming to my house which I oblige. Thinking she will leave in the evening, but she decides to sleep over, Monday morning I told her I'm going to work, "so aunty if you're leaving just padlock the outside gate and go" only for me to come back from work and meet her, I was cool and didn't say anything and went to the fridge to get some stuff and fix us what to eat(since she's been here she doesn't cook I do all of the cooking even when I get back from work tired and she will sit down confidently and eat). The same thing still repeated itself on Tuesday up until today.
I've done everything on the play boy book to make this babe leave but none is working.
She won't even allow me touch the remote to watch news just because she's watching some stupid zee world movie.
she won't cook, since Sunday she's been here I would still be the one that will get back from work and fix us something to eat.
She even refuse us having sex, which is actually not a big deal for me though.
I have tried to ignore her, and codedly tell her to leave but it's not working.My main chick is becoming suspicious and I know she might just give me a surprise visit anytime soon, and I'm not ready for her drama.

Abeg wetin make I do biko nu......

Tell her you're travelling to your friends place for the weekend and she should prepare to leave as you are going for work.

She don see say your house soft. Everything is comfortable for her.


Bro, tell her straight. She needs to get lost. Do it on a day when you’d be able to supervise her as she packs her belongings. Make she no carry your property join.

Simple nakking agreement and she’s forming madam of the house. Sack her bro.

gaby:
Guy, you dey watch football, aside from the big leagues, you dey watch Scottish league?

You know that club wey dem dey call Dundee United? Na your name sake be dat.

What a Dundee.

So, under this Corona season wey God say make all humans take time take use this solitude take reason our life come decide how we want make e be, and hunger don dey pursue some people come outside like rabbit wey escape from him hole na him you see girl stand for corner, maybe she never eat since the lockdown you come still get strength to open mouth dey toast.

I know say the girl go just dey laugh for her mind when you dey toast her and she no go let you land before she say she gree.

Who want die see who wan kill and bury am.

You enter one chance.

Very soon, that babe go describe your place give her bf. Na three of una go begin live there.

No be say she give you punie sef oh, kai

Na which kind shidren mama dem come dey throwey anyhow these days sef.

As you no get liver take pursue her, So, you no fit even trick her say make she come make una go buy suya, as she follow you go small you take off run enter your house lock gate as you be mumu so.

Sorry you hear.

If I born pikin like you ehn, I go go dash you to one almajiri oga for Kano.

Kikikikiki, haha this guy made my day

Carry her out lol... I don't know why some Ladies are like pests... Bundle her and throw her out..

ProphetofOdin:
Guys!! Please I will try to be very brief so that I don't waste much of your time. So I met this pretty girl during the lockdown around my neighbourhood...

Abeg wetin make I do biko nu......

Since there is really nothing between the two of you next time you're going out tell her to come out that you want to lock your apartment

gaby:
Guy, you dey watch football, aside from the big leagues, you dey watch Scottish league?

You know that club wey dem dey call Dundee United? Na your name sake be dat.

What a Dundee.

So, under this Corona season wey God say make all humans take time take use this solitude take reason our life come decide how we want make e be, and hunger don dey pursue some people come outside like rabbit wey escape from him hole na him you see girl stand for corner, maybe she never eat since the lockdown you come still get strength to open mouth dey toast.

I know say the girl go just dey laugh for her mind when you dey toast her and she no go let you land before she say she gree.

Who want die see who wan kill and bury am.

You enter one chance.

Very soon, that babe go describe your place give her bf. Na three of una go begin live there.

No be say she give you punie sef oh, kai

Na which kind shidren mama dem come dey throwey anyhow these days sef.

As you no get liver take pursue her, So, you no fit even trick her say make she come make una go buy suya, as she follow you go small you take off run enter your house lock gate as you be mumu so.

Sorry you hear.

If I born pikin like you ehn, I go go dash you to one almajiri oga for Kano.

Lolzzzzz
Thanks for the insults and advice.

MansoryMX:
Only a foolish and irresponsible man like you will give you an advice. Carry your cross

Thank you. But hope you know that when you hurl insults at people instead of discussing the main issues it portrays you as small minded person with a terrible self esteem. I understand it easier to stay from your mother's house (after eating her food) and come online to throw insults at people(keypad warrior).

elpochas:
Guy your story jst dy make me vex.u dy yan apata for mouth.U Beta shine ur eye o,dat chick don see u as client.u beta change am for am o.tell am say babe make u dy march o pump and play.for dis hard time u dy do father chrismas for babe wey no send you.

Lolzzzzz. My guy no vex I go sort her out tomorrow morning, I've come up with a plan. You know the older you become the more considerate you become.

Lamanii22:
Carry her out lol... I don't know why some Ladies are like pests... Bundle her and throw her out..

Lamanii22:
Carry her out lol... I don't know why some Ladies are like pests... Bundle her and throw her out..

Hahaha hahaha!!!
Good advice coming from a lady.

Manifest like say u are possessed
Thank me later

Tell her your girlfriend is coming for the weekend... she should leave

padi94:
Tell her your girlfriend is coming for the weekend... she should leave

She knows her GIRLFRIEND is not come because of the LOCK DOWN

ProphetofOdin:
Guys!! Please I will try to be very brief so that I don't waste much of your time. So I met this pretty girl during the lockdown around my neighbourhood, I asked her out and she accept.
While getting to know each other she told me she's in a relationship with a guy(which I confirm myself cos the guy always calls) and I told her I am in a serious relationship too, so it basically a fling for both of us.
So fast forward to Sunday she called me that she's coming to my house which I oblige. Thinking she will leave in the evening, but she decides to sleep over, Monday morning I told her I'm going to work, "so aunty if you're leaving just padlock the outside gate and go" only for me to come back from work and meet her, I was cool and didn't say anything and went to the fridge to get some stuff and fix us what to eat(since she's been here she doesn't cook I do all of the cooking even when I get back from work tired and she will sit down confidently and eat). The same thing still repeated itself on Tuesday up until today.
I've done everything on the play boy book to make this babe leave but none is working.
She won't even allow me touch the remote to watch news just because she's watching some stupid zee world movie.
she won't cook, since Sunday she's been here I would still be the one that will get back from work and fix us something to eat.
She even refuse us having sex, which is actually not a big deal for me though.
I have tried to ignore her, and codedly tell her to leave but it's not working.My main chick is becoming suspicious and I know she might just give me a surprise visit anytime soon, and I'm not ready for her drama.

Abeg wetin make I do biko nu......

which one is mainChic? Who is finer and better behaved?

XhosaNostra:
Seems like she's there for the TV & free meals. Tell her your GF is coming over or just be straightforward & tell her she's overstayed her welcome. Bring another female friend as a witness when you ask her to leave, so she doesn't accuse you of roughing her up or something along those lines.

God, this whole thread is embarrassing. Don't know what to say. Some Guys actually Play live-in GF stunts

OP is the reason women don't like nice guys, they don't know how to put their foot down when necessary.
How will you not know how to tell a visitor to leave your house

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be man enough to tell her to leave your house.which one is giving her code to leave .tell her u want her to leave and that your main girl is planning to visit u.next time u will learn a lesson from this and not invite any girl u see on the street to ur house .