joinpreneur:
I've said it once, and again myself is repeated. One of the strongest atheists will in a very short time experience the finger of the rider upon the white horse and shall join the heirs of the body to proclaim the true message.

OloshoMan:
You worship a very dumb and foolish God

OloshoMan:
May that finger of the Lord penetrate you in the ass

OloshoMan:
...

joinpreneur:
I'm aware a good number of antichrists are positioned strategically here to attack the Gospel of our Lord Christ.

I'm aware that they go as far as deceiving people whose convictions are not strong to stop obeying the Truth ordained before the creation of heaveans, earth and the sea and everything in them.

I'm aware strong believers, rather than permitting their gibberish they called theories, pray for them in Love — that those who have become one of them by false teachings will come out of the blindness and proclaim the gospel, carrying the bell and Truth in their hands.

Hence, I tell you; it shall come to pass that one of these Antichrists agents who regard themselves to be atheists will encounter Christ.

joinpreneur:


Thank you, sir. Let's see if you have any authority backing what you just declared

OloshoMan:
The Lord thy God has given me the authority.

UnclePrincipal:
So what happens when the strongest atheist join christianity?
What exactly is the aim?

UnclePrincipal:
So what happens when the strongest atheist join christianity?
What exactly is the aim?

joinpreneur:


Uncle Principal, sir.

Read again maybe with lens. I didn't say join Christianity. I said Encounter with God. Whatever comes after it, the person will tell.

UnclePrincipal:


We have different version of gods mr joinpreneur. Even satan is a god. Are you saying you would be pleased if an atheist encounter satan, shango or any other god "you don't have belief in" ? Or you want to be specific about the god you're referring to?

joinpreneur:


My point is very clear. And without bias I believe I'm understood by my description. Mr Bros, sir. Encounter with God

joinpreneur:


He's a mature heart. Like how you'd say a man is mature when He doesn't react quickly to nature or situations.

spartan117:

You asked for 1 but I'll name 10
1) When I had series of terrible accidents as a child, my parents called on God and he answered life. I serve a faithful God.

spartan117:

2) when I was diagnosed with a very deadly strain of typhoid and all the other children around me kept dying one after the other, it was God that sustained me.

spartan117:

3) when I fell ill with a terrible malaria as a child I recovered and was discharged and it happened to be the last time I will ever be admitted

spartan117:

4) I asked him for good health and he gave me

spartan117:

5) when it was time to write jamb and waec, I made a covenant with him that I won't in anyway cheat, on his part he blessed me with quick understanding and I passed with flying colors.

spartan117:

6) he kept me and protected me throughout my university years even when a cultist shot someone right in front of me on the street, it didn't come near me.

spartan117:

7) when it was time to graduate and the hod of another department didn't release my result even though I had written to him severally through my department secretary, God granted me favor and my own hod personally took the letter and walked up several stairs to hand deliver it to the other hod even without my knowledge. It could have only been God

spartan117:

8. he continually protected me throughout my service year , many corpers died during the election, but my unit was peaceful and welcoming.

spartan117:

9) when it was time to get a job, he gave me direction and provided me with the means.

spartan117:

10) when my father slumped and his eyes rolled back into his head

joinpreneur:


My God doesn't react; He acts. When it looks like He's not, He's and is to come. He's a mature heart. Like how you'd say a man is mature when He doesn't react quickly to nature or situations.

He's seen times like these and that's why He didn't make his place of worship physical. He dwells in His people. His people only come together to decide. And decisions of the saints can be hosted anywhere. So, I sob for all thinking closing down of the churches is equal to closing down of the body, hence, doing harm to the believers. THEY ARE ONLY GOING TO CAUSE HARMS TO Themselves

Nobody forces anybody to believe in He whose throne is set above the heavens and his lamb. Whoever believes is a clear fulfilment that he's been chosen even before the foundation of the earth and everything in it.

joinpreneur:
I've said it once, and again myself is repeated. One of the strongest atheists will in a very short time experience the finger of the rider upon the white horse and shall join the heirs of the body to proclaim the true message.

frank317:


Ur God is still riding horses... The world has moved on from such means of transportation. He needs a jet,he needs to wake up.

joinpreneur:


Uncle Principal, sir.

Read again maybe with lens. I didn't say join Christianity. I said Encounter with God. Whatever comes after it, the person will tell.

1Sharon:


And what is this person's name??

frank317:


Ur God is still riding horses... The world has moved on from such means of transportation. He needs a jet,he needs to wake up.

OloshoMan:
My favorite passage in the Bible is where Jesus shaved his balls to have sex with Jezebel

OloshoMan:
May that finger of the Lord penetrate you in the ass

joinpreneur:



You've sold your soul out. It's obvious

kingxsamz:


Yeah. Same way he was mature and didnt react quickly by killing all these people...



1 The Flood of Noah Gen 7:23 20,000,000
2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot Gen 14:17-19 1,000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah Gen 19:24 2,000
4 Lot's wife Gen 19:26 1 1
5 While they were sore, Dinah's brethren
slew all the males
Gen 34:1-31 ,
Judith 9:2-3 2 1,000
6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the
Lord Gen 38:7 1 1
7 Onan for spilling his seed Gen 38:10 1 1
8 A seven year worldwide famine Gen 41:25-54 70,000
9 There will be blood: The first plague of
Egypt
Ex 7:15-27 , Wis
11:7-8 10,000
10 The seventh plague: hail Ex 9:25 300,000
11 Firstborn Egyptian children Ex 12:29-30 500,000
12 The Lord took off their chariot wheels Ex 14:8-26 600 5,000
13 Amalekites Ex 17:13 1,000
14 Who is on the Lord's side?: Forcing
friends and family to kill each other Ex 32:27-28 3,000 3,000
15 Aaron's golden calf Ex 32:35 1,000
16 God burns Aaron's sons to death for
offering "strange fire" Lev 10:1-3 2 2
17 A blasphemer is stoned to death Lev 24:10-23 1 1
18 When the people complained, God
burned them to death Num 11:1 100
19
While the flesh was still between their
teeth, the Lord smote them will a very
great plague
Num 11:33 10,000
20 Ten scouts are killed for their honest
report Num 14:35-45 10 110
21 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath
day is stoned to death Num 15:32-35 1 1
22 Korah, his companions, and their
families are buried alive Num 16:27 3 9
23 God burns 250 people to death for
burning incense Num 16:35 250 250
24 God kills 14,700 for complaining about
God's killings Num 16:49 14,700 14,700
25 The massacre of the Aradies Num 21:1-2 3,000
26
God sent serpents to bite people for
complaining about the lack of food and
water
Num 21:6 100
27 Phineas's double murder: A killing to end
God's killing Num 25:1-11 24,002 24,002
28 The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved
all the women alive? Num 31:1-35 6 200,000
29 God slowly killed the Israelite army Dt 2:14-16 500,000
30 God the giant killer Dt 2:21-22 5,000
31 God hardens King Sihon's heart so all his
people can be killed Dt 2:33-34 1 5,000
32 Og and all the men women, and children
in 60 cities Dt 3:6 1 60,000
33 The Jericho massacre Jos 6:21 1,000
34 Achan and his family Jos 7:10-26 1 5
35 The Ai massacre Jos 8:1-25 12,000 12,000
36 God stops the sun so Joshua can get his
killing done in the daylight Jos 10:10-11 5,000
37 Five kings killed and hung on trees Jos 10:26 5 10,000
38 Joshua utterly destroyed all that
breathed as the Lord commanded Jos 10:28-42 7 7,000
39 The genocide of twenty cities: There
was not any left to breathe Jos 11:8-12 2 20,000
40 The Anakim: some more giant killing Jos 11:20-21 5,000
41 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and
Perizzites Jg 1:4 10,000 10,000
42 The Jerusalem massacre Jg 1:8 1,000
43 Five massacres, a wedding, and God-
proof iron chariots Jg 1:9-25 5,000
44 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim Jg 3:7-10 1 1,000
45 Ehud delivers a message from God Jg 3:15-22 1 1
46 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites Jg 3:28-29 10,000 10,000
47 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox
goad Jg 3:31 600 600
48 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites Jg 4:15-16 1,000
49 Jael pounds a tent stake through a
sleeping man's skull Jg 4:18-22 1 1
50 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's
sword against his fellow Jg 7:22 120,000 120,000
51 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to
death because of God's evil spirit Jg 9:23-27 1,001 2,000
52 The Ammonite massacre Jg 11:32-33 20,000
53 Jephthah's daughter Jg 11:39 1 1
54 42,000 die for failing the "shibboleth"
test Jg 12:4-7 42,000 42,000
55 Samson murdered 30 men for their
clothes Jg 14:19 30 30
56 Samson killed 1000 men with the
jawbone of an ass Jg 15:14-15 1,000 1,000
57 Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist
attack Jg 16:27-30 3,000 3,000
58
A holy civil war (it had something to do
with rotting concubine body part
messages)
Jg 20:35-37 65,100 65,100
59 The end of Judges: two genocides and
200 stolen virgins Jg 21:10-14 4,000
60 God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite
soldiers 1 Sam 2:25, 4:11 34,002 34,002
61 God smote them with hemorrhoids in
their secret parts 1 Sam 5:1-12 3,000
62 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of
the Lord 1 Sam 6:19 50,070 50,070
63 The Lord thundered a great thunder
upon the Philistines 1 Sam 7:10-11 1,000
64
Another Ammonite massacre
(and another God-inspired body part
message)
1 Sam 11:6-13 1,000
65 Jonathan's first slaughter 1 Sam 14:12-14 20 20
66 God forces the Philistines to kill each
other 1 Sam 14:20 1,000
67 The Amalekite genocide 1 Sam 15:2-3 10,000
68 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the
Lord 1 Sam 15:32-33 1 1
69 In the valley of Elah: Goliath 1 Sam 17:51 , 2
Sam 21:19 1 1
70 David buys a wife with 200 Philistine
foreskins 1 Sam 18:27 200 200
71 The Lord said to David, Go and smite
the Philistines 1 Sam 23:2-5 10,000
72 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife
and other stuff) 1 Sam 25:38 1 1
73 David commits random acts of genocide
for the Philistines 1 Sam 27:8-11 60,000
74 David spends the day killing Amalekites 1 Sam 30:17 1,000
75
God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers
(because Saul didn't kill all the
Amalekites)
1 Sam 31:2 , 2
Chr 10:6 4 100
76 David kills the messenger 2 Sam 1:15 1 1
77 David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab
and Baanah 2 Sam 4:12 2 2
78 God helps David smite the Philistines
from the front and the rear 2 Sam 5:19-25 2,000
79 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the
ark from falling
2 Sam 6:6-7 , 1
Chr 13:9-10 1 1
80 David killed two-thirds of the Moabite
POWs and enslaved the rest 2 Sam 8:2 667
81 And the Lord gave David victory
wherever he went 2 Sam 8 - 10 65,850 66,850
82 David killed every male in Edom
2 Sam 8:13-14 , 1
Kg 11:15-16 , 1
Chr 18:12 , Ps
60:1
15,000 25,000
83 Thus did David do to all the children of
Ammon
2 Sam 11:1 , 1
Chr 20:1 1,000
84 God slowly kills a baby 2 Sam 12:14-18 1 1
85 Seven sons of Saul are hung up before
the Lord 2 Sam 21:1-9 7 3,000
86 David's mighty men and their amazing
killings
2 Sam 23 , 1 Chr
11 1,403 3,400
87
God killed 70,000 because of David had
a census that God (or Satan) told him to
do
2 Sam 24:15 , 1
Chr 21:14 70,000 200,000
88 Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per
David's deathbed wish) 1 Kg 2:29-46 2 2
89 A tale of two prophets 1 Kg 13:11-24 1 1
90 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child 1 Kg 14:17 1 1
91 Jeroboam's family 1 Kg 15:29 10
92 Baasha's family and friends 1 Kg 16:11-12 20
93 Zimri burns to death 1 Kg 16:18-19 1 1
94 The drought of Elijah
1 Kg 17:1 , Luke
4:25 , James
5:17-18
3,000
95 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a
prayer contest 1 Kg 18:22-40 450 450
96 The first God-assisted slaughter of the
Syrians 1 Kg 20:20-21 10,000
97 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling
him a god of the hills 1 Kg 20:28-29 100,000 100,000
98 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a
wall fall on them 1 Kg 20:30 27,000 27,000
99 God sent a lion to kill a man for not
smiting a prophet 1 Kg 20:35-36 1 1
100 God killed Ahab for not killing a captured
king 1 Kg 20:42 , 22:35 1 1
101 God burned 102 men to death for asking
Elijah to come down from his hill 2 Kg 1:10-12 102 102
102 God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong
God
2 Kg 1:16-17 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 1 1
103 God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making
fun of a prophet's bald head 2 Kg 2:23-24 42 42
104 The Lord delivered the Moabites 2 Kg 3:18-25 5,000
105 A skeptic is trampled to death 2 Kg 7:2-20 1 1
106 God's seven year famine 2 Kg 8:1 7,000
107 Jehoram of Israel 2 Kg 9:24 1 1
108 Jezebel 2 Kg 9:33-37 1 1
109 Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two baskets 2 Kg 10:6-10 70 70
110 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and
priests 2 Kg 10:11 20
111 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family 2 Kg 10:12-13 , 2
Chr 22:7-9 42 42
112 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of
Ahab's family 2 Kg 10:17 20
113 Jehu assembled the followers of Baal
and then slaughtered them all 2 Kg 10:18-25 1,000
114 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen
Athaliah 2 Kg 11:17-20 2 2
115 God sent lions to eat those who didn't
fear him enough 2 Kg 17:25-26 10
116 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers 2 Kg 19:34 , 37:36 185,000 185,000
117 God caused King Sennacherib to be
killed by his sons
2 Kg 19:37 , Tobit
1:21 1 1
118 Josiah killed all the priests of the high
places 2 Kg 23:20 100
119 Just another holy war 1 Chr 5:18-22 50,000
120 God killed a half million Israelite soldiers 2 Chr 13:17-18 500,000 500,000
121 Jeroboam 2 Chr 13:20 1 1
122 God killed a million Ethiopians 2 Chr 14:9-14 1,000,000 1,000,000
123 Friendly fire: God forced "a great
multitude" to kill each other 2 Chr 20:22-25 30,000
124 God made Jehoram's bowels fall out 2 Chr 21:14-19 1 1
125 God killed Jehoram's sons 2 Chr 22:1 3
126 Ahaziah of Judah 2 Chr 22:7-8 1 1
127 Joash, the princes, and army of Judah 2 Chr 24:20-25 1 10,000
128 God destroyed Amaziah 2 Chr 25:15-27 1 1,000
129 God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria 2 Chr 28:1-5 1 10,000
130 God killed 120,000 valiant men for
forsaking him 2 Chr 28:6 120,000 120,000
131 The fall of Jerusalem 2 Chr 36:16-17 10,000
132 The Purim killings: God hath done these
things Esther 2 - 9 , 10:4 75,813 75,813
133 God and Satan kill Job's children and
slaves Job 1:18-19 10 60
134 Hananiah Jer 28:15-16 1 1
135 Ezekiel's wife Ezek 24:15-18 1 1
136 Oh! Susanna Dan 13:6-62 2 2
137 Judith is blessed above all women (for
cutting off a sleeping man's head) Judith 13:6-10 1 1
138 The Judith massacre: hang ye up this
head upon our walls Judith 15:1-6 1,000
139 Mathathias's double murder 1 Mac 2:24-25 2 2
140 Mathathias and his friends slay the
wicked sinners 1 Mac 2:44 100
141 God killed Andronicus, the sacrilegious
wretch 2 Mac 4:38 1 1
142 A Jewish mob killed Lysimachus, the
sacrilegious fellow 2 Mac 4:42 1 1
143 God helped Judas Machabeus destroy
the wicked
1 Mac 3:1-26 , 2
Mac 8:5-6 800 4,900
144 Judas and his unarmed men kill 3000 of
Gorgias's soldiers 1 Mac 3:44-4:24 3,000 3,000
145 The Hanukkah killings 1 Mac 4:34 - 5:7 5,000 17,000
146 The Machabees brothers slaughter the
heathens 1 Mac 5:21-51 11,000 37,000
147
Nicanor's army: The Almighty being their
helper, they slew above nine thousand
men
1 Mac 7:32-47 , 2
Mac 8:24 , 15:27 147,002 147,002
148 Jonathan and Simon destroy the wicked
out of Israel
1 Mac 9:46-49 ,
2 Mac 8:30-33 ,
10:61
1,000 1,200
149 Five heavenly horsemen cast darts and
fireballs at the enemy
2 Mac
8:32 - 10:38 21,103 21,400
150 God killed Antiochus with an incurable
bowel disease 2 Mac 9:5-28 1 1
151 Idumeans, traitors, and Jews in two
towers 2 Mac 10:16-17 40,000 40,100
152 Nicanor's head: A manifest sign of the
help of God
1 Mac 7:33-48 , 2
Mac 15:1-35 35,000 35,000
153 Aliens at Cades 1 Mac 11:74 3,000 3,000
154 John burns to death 2000 in the tower
of Azotus 1 Mac 16:10 2,000 2,000
155 God sent wasps to slowly destroy people Wisdom 12:8-9 1,000
156 Ananias and Sapphira Acts 5:5-10 2 2
157 Herod Aggripa Acts 12:23 1 1
158 Jesus Rom 8:32 , 1 Pet
1:1820

hayoholla:


Please tell me how did calling on god saved you from series of terrible accident. You need to let us know more, don't put us in the dark. You realise many more devoted xtians more than you probably are has died in terrible accidents and called on your god too. Might prayed and committed the journey into your god's hands, but your god still fall their hands.




Don't deceive us here did you not use drug or went to clinic, and don't be an illiterate. Thank your immune system for being able to fight off the infection, coupled with the drug u used. If you still insist your god gave you a better immune system, then he's a partial god for allowing other kids to die off and causing their family grief.



Don't tell me you've never had a lil bout of sickness afterward, and I have never been admitted to the hospital too. So no special grace, here. Don't feel too entitled.



Lol, here we go again. Seems you are always paranoid about your health. Well, everyone does. I check google sometimes, if I have a little as a period of headache. Maintain a healthy lifestyle, and exercise, is that too much to ask for a healthy lifestyle? Why bother your god.



Don't insult our intelligence na. You prepared and you came out with success. Any freaking person can do that. Why create a qualms bout it?



I knew in that incident, you must have feared for your life, you should have trusted god to keep you safe , anyways you are alive so the accolades belongs to him . But seriously you weren't in the line of fire, cos if you were or if you had any business with the killer, you would have been a goner by now. So my brother, it just happened, simple! Cultist rarely kill non cultist, maybe on occasion of mistaken identity or association with a fellow cultist or prolly a clash with a cultist, so the killer had no business with you. Chikena! All this possibility, if either one are met, you might end up dead, and your god will do siddon look as usual.



You channel your grievance to the appropriate channel. No biggie. But why your tomfoolery? If you didn't do any wrong, you can write the school authority concerning the lecturer.



I do not see any relationship here. Na only you be the corner wey FG use for election?



But why are you blowing things out of proportion. Even Muslims, Buddhist, and the rest, Non-Believers too are gainfully employed. Why you dey reason like chicken na?



Normal seizure and fainting. This when you prioritise religion over science and basic knowledge. Read up on vascovagal and orthostatic seizures.

joinpreneur:
Science speaks fact not truth. That's why they first said when you boil water, germs are killed. Many fools were happy and worship science until some died after following the science opinion on realities. Science came again and said boiling water doesn't completely kill germs. So which way? I honor scientific research but that's not everything about life. Even the Greek agreed.