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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 8:46pm On May 16, 2020 |
Can we now agree machine gun is a voodoo to kill just the way some rings can make you chop grass ![]() ![]() |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 8:47pm On May 16, 2020 |
nihilistjnr: Hahahahahahah ![]() And this is the same Ìjẹ̀bú somebody has been talking about all day 1 Like |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 8:47pm On May 16, 2020 |
iamoyindamola:I speak in favour of juju cos i have personally per took in it. Nobody is going to credit my account for defending d efficacy of jazz. I speak of it cos i have done, seen and pertook.. What about the bakassi of the East some years back or rather the cobra of india....what is ur opinion ![]() |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 8:50pm On May 16, 2020 |
Skimpledawg:I attended Ihogbe college then,we fight every now and then with akenzua .. We have even taken fight down to ice,penach and Baptist. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 8:51pm On May 16, 2020 |
Segedinho:You mean the Brits needed jazz to win Ijebu war? The machine gun they used to light up your ancestors asss was not enough, and so they needed a stronger jazz? Anyway, if the Brits from almost 200 years ago already had jazz that made them imune to touch-and-follow, or grass eating jazz, then surely that shows that our jazz as we know it is still a scam anyway. Unless you want to tell me that there have since been great innovations and technological advances in the field of jazzonomics, so that now babas are producing cutting edge, state of the art vodoo items. 5 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 8:58pm On May 16, 2020 |
nihilistjnr: Reread my posts. U plan for what u have idea of,i can't jazz up for bombs if i don't know what it is..... U still haven't answered my question abt ur belief ![]() I will gladly submit to u once u are an atheist cos the end boils down to "no God"and i could term it repetitive cycles cos ur response would almost b same with don j nd geent |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 8:59pm On May 16, 2020 |
BlueRayDick: The Brits comprehensively debunked the idea of jazz . The rapid spread of Christianity is not coincidental. As Nigerians, we were so collectively traumatised by the British thorough humiliation of our deities that we adopted their religion with alacrity, to the point where Nigerians are now using church to reverse-colonise Britain. The descendants of the Ijebu jazz dons that were used to play real life duckhunt, now rush to church to sing "All other gods na so so yeye" 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 9:05pm On May 16, 2020 |
Swissh:so forming "woke" is not being a superstitious dunce,I will take it,meanwhile you keep licking the ass of your imaginary friends |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 9:07pm On May 16, 2020 |
Segedinho: The Ijebus had guns sir. Yorubass have had guns since the 1600s, and by at least 40 years before Imagbon war, all Yoruba armies were strapped up. Where was the bullet proof jazz? Or did that get invented after Nigerian independence? By 1850, the Musket had become a major weapon of the Yoruba armies. In 1851, all Abeokuta defenders reportedly had guns and in 1878, Ibadan and their opponents (other Yoruba armies) were mostly armed with long-short barrelled muskets. 2 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 9:10pm On May 16, 2020 |
Segedinho:Confirm. The name of my school then was Baptist high School 1. ![]() Early morning like this, Oba Akenzua don storm school brandishing charms, short axes, ctulasses and daggers. Na run we dey run everyday before mumsy change me from that doomed school ![]() Benin City na mood. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 9:10pm On May 16, 2020 |
nihilistjnr:What is ur belief ![]() |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 9:11pm On May 16, 2020 |
nihilistjnr: I'm sure a lot of young guys lining up to learn divination and voodoo from the chief priest prior to the invasion will polly abandon that idea...even some of them will join the white man's services and start acting as local tax collector. Those kind boys go dey vex confiscate chief priest wives and children anytime he no gree pay tax in full to the white man. As in, the one that always seem funny to me is the Benin invasion. Ordinarily "Ọba no dey go transfer" is what everyone believes, the way the Whiteman kicked the whole kingdom's asss and send Ọba on permanent transfer is quite funny. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 9:11pm On May 16, 2020 |
Skimpledawg:spot on. I probably they among the people wey they chase una..... ![]() ![]() |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 9:13pm On May 16, 2020 |
Segedinho: I dont believe in Jazz |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 9:15pm On May 16, 2020 |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 9:19pm On May 16, 2020 |
Segedinho:hahahahahaha! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 9:20pm On May 16, 2020 |
BlueRayDick: Before the bundled the Obas, the Brits made sure they burnt down the Benin Shrines. They also looted their idols and put them on display in museums abroad. King and God alike were arrested and transferred. If education was more effective in Nigeria none of this kind of discussion would be happening. It doesnt help that Churches continue to teach their members to fear ancestral curses, generational blood oaths, and village people in general. The truth of the matter is that the Church needs an enemy to justify it's existence. Many people born in Lagos have never been to their village before, yet their pastor has convinced them that niggas they've never seen are looking for them. The generational curse angle allows the pastor to even create an enemy who died 300 years ago but is still chasing you with a curse linked to your bloodline. 16 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 9:21pm On May 16, 2020 |
Segedinho: Do I need to have a religion before Jazz works? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Melvyn11: 9:23pm On May 16, 2020 |
Neymar1095:Lol. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 9:24pm On May 16, 2020 |
nihilistjnr:Yah to a large extent cos almost all religions got some examples of voodoo except u are an atheist. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 9:27pm On May 16, 2020 |
Segedinho: But what does MY religion have to do with proof of YOUR jazz? Whats the correlation? 4 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 9:32pm On May 16, 2020 |
Ever heard of the "JAMES RANDI EDUCATIONAL FOUNDATION"?.James was willing to give out 1 million dollars to anyone who can prove the existence of the supernatural. Guess what?,nobody was able to up until james retirement. Why most nigerians will give credence to the existence of juju,jazz,otumorkpor,voodoo or whatever name you deem fit to call it,is because it helps to rationalize their belief in yahweh or allah,for without the "bad" while will one appreciate the "good". 1 Like |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 9:34pm On May 16, 2020 |
nihilistjnr:It has a lot bro. Raudmeter claims to be a Christian that believes in the bible but threw away the examples of voodoo used in the bible just to sound civilized. Just wants to be sure of who i am chatting with bro. There is no way i can convince you about voodoo even with a life demonstration except from your belief. Don j have a point cos he doesn't believe in God,so there is no bases..... |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 9:34pm On May 16, 2020 |
nihilistjnr: Shame on you! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 9:43pm On May 16, 2020 |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 9:45pm On May 16, 2020 |
Segedinho: You be Fadeyi oloro. ![]() God saved you sha. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 9:50pm On May 16, 2020 |
simonjassy: Segedinho also needed donjazet to come forward to receive "chop grass" slap, he refused. Why would he be scared of what doesn't exist? Maybe you can replace him. Location is Benin. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 9:55pm On May 16, 2020 |
raumdeuter: ![]() Their God is blood thirsty. Na Baal dem dey worship. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by izzou(m): 9:57pm On May 16, 2020 |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 9:59pm On May 16, 2020 |
nihilistjnr: You are a smart fella. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 10:00pm On May 16, 2020 |
Godx: So if he brings his mom and it ends up that he proves that it is a scam and the jazz can’t predict scores how does he get his mom back? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 10:01pm On May 16, 2020 |
afrodoc2: Abi na doctor, If you need directions from Oshodi to Isolo and ask them they will say until you bring human sacrifice. Ask them is there any jazz that doesnt involve human sacrifice? or those ones they have seen and used, did they kill people to get those jazz? |
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