Can we now agree machine gun is a voodoo to kill just the way some rings can make you chop grass

nihilistjnr:


Brooooo

In school we learnt about Imagbon War.




Awujale did human sacrifice to the river goddess to help him win the war. The british simply rolled out this gun. Just ONE

700 Ijebu men died that day, to 56 British.

The British didnt even stop there. They went to the Awujale's house to personally hand him his L



But even that L wasn't enough. The British wanted to really test the Jazz one on one, so they went to the ile awo to look for the spirit that fancied squaring up against a machine gun.



The last part in red na the one wey make me laugh pass. The british guys came to my hometown and shyt allover my kinsmen almost for a joke. My people were killing thousands of people in human sacrifice, and it cost the Brits less than 5K pounds to bust everywhere, and take over the kings house, and maybe even kpansh his wives and daughters.

Hahahahahahah

And this is the same Ìjẹ̀bú somebody has been talking about all day

iamoyindamola:

Na from the same place we come from you con they do like every house for ijebu na JuJu house.
Oga o

I speak in favour of juju cos i have personally per took in it.

Nobody is going to credit my account for defending d efficacy of jazz.

I speak of it cos i have done, seen and pertook..


What about the bakassi of the East some years back or rather the cobra of india....what is ur opinion?

Skimpledawg:

I can confirm most of these things.

We were young back then in Primary school. Boys used rings to slap and fight opponents. Used rings for touch and follow (to get girls).

The head of Agama lizard was the golden fish. Boys looked for it as it was one of the requirements for the juju.

At Oba Akenzuwa side, there is this school there around Oliha side. It had 2 schools in one (School 1 and School 2) owned by the husband and wife. Both schools fought everyday and boys made use of juju to protect themselves.

Oh well, my childhood sha.

I attended Ihogbe college then,we fight every now and then with akenzua ..

We have even taken fight down to ice,penach and Baptist.

Segedinho:

How would u confirm or dispute that the British never came with a stronger voodoo?

Is voodoo a yoruba or an English term ?

You mean the Brits needed jazz to win Ijebu war?
The machine gun they used to light up your ancestors asss was not enough, and so they needed a stronger jazz?

Anyway, if the Brits from almost 200 years ago already had jazz that made them imune to touch-and-follow, or grass eating jazz, then surely that shows that our jazz as we know it is still a scam anyway.

Unless you want to tell me that there have since been great innovations and technological advances in the field of jazzonomics, so that now babas are producing cutting edge, state of the art vodoo items.

nihilistjnr:

You mean the Brits needed jazz to win Ijebu war?
The machine gun they used to light up your ancestors asss was not enough, and so they needed a stronger jazz?

Anyway, if the Brits from almost 200 years ago already had jazz that made them imune to touch-and-follow, or grass eating jazz, then surely that shows that our jazz as we know it is still a scam anyway.

Unless you want to tell me that there have since been great innovations and technological advances in the field of jazzonomics, so that now babas are producing cutting edge, state of the art vodoo items.

Reread my posts.

U plan for what u have idea of,i can't jazz up for bombs if i don't know what it is.....

U still haven't answered my question abt ur beliefi have got a question for u if u are a Christian bro.

I will gladly submit to u once u are an atheist cos the end boils down to "no God"and i could term it repetitive cycles cos ur response would almost b same with don j nd geent

BlueRayDick:



Hahahahahahah

And this is the same Ìjẹ̀bú somebody has been talking about all day

The Brits comprehensively debunked the idea of jazz .

The rapid spread of Christianity is not coincidental.

As Nigerians, we were so collectively traumatised by the British thorough humiliation of our deities that we adopted their religion with alacrity, to the point where Nigerians are now using church to reverse-colonise Britain.

The descendants of the Ijebu jazz dons that were used to play real life duckhunt, now rush to church to sing "All other gods na so so yeye"

Swissh:

Stop forming woke culture here. Even the Europeans you lick their ass on daily basis also believe in superstitions.

so forming "woke" is not being a superstitious dunce,I will take it,meanwhile you keep licking the ass of your imaginary friends

Segedinho:


Reread my posts.

U plan for what u have idea of,i can't jazz up for bombs if i don't know what it is.....

U still haven't answered my question abt ur beliefi have got a question for u if u are a Christian bro.

I will gladly submit to u once u are an atheist cos the end boils down to "no God"and i could term it repetitive cycles cos ur response would almost b same with don j nd geent

The Ijebus had guns sir. Yorubass have had guns since the 1600s, and by at least 40 years before Imagbon war, all Yoruba armies were strapped up.
Where was the bullet proof jazz? Or did that get invented after Nigerian independence?

By 1850, the Musket had become a major weapon of the Yoruba armies. In 1851, all Abeokuta defenders reportedly had guns and in 1878, Ibadan and their opponents (other Yoruba armies) were mostly armed with long-short barrelled muskets.

Popularly known as Dane guns owing to their Danish manufacture, the Dane guns were used for warfare until the introduction of Snider-Enfield rifles (Breech loading rifles) during the Ekitiparapo wars (the third phase of the war)

Segedinho:

I attended Ihogbe college then,we fight every now and then with akenzua ..

We have even taken fight down to ice,penach and Baptist.

Confirm. The name of my school then was Baptist high School 1.

Early morning like this, Oba Akenzua don storm school brandishing charms, short axes, ctulasses and daggers. Na run we dey run everyday before mumsy change me from that doomed school

Benin City na mood.

nihilistjnr:


The Ijebus had guns sir. Yorubass have had guns since the 1600s, and by at least 40 years before Imagbon war, all Yoruba armies were strapped up.
Where was the bullet proof jazz? Or did that get invented after Nigerian independence?

What is ur belief?

nihilistjnr:


The Brits comprehensively debunked the idea of jazz .

The rapid spread of Christianity is not coincidental.

As Nigerians, we were so collectively traumatised by the British thorough humiliation of our deities that we adopted their religion with alacrity, to the point where Nigerians are now using church to reverse-colonise Britain.

The descendants of the Ijebu jazz dons that were used to play real life duckhunt, now rush to church to sing "All other gods na so so yeye"

I'm sure a lot of young guys lining up to learn divination and voodoo from the chief priest prior to the invasion will polly abandon that idea...even some of them will join the white man's services and start acting as local tax collector. Those kind boys go dey vex confiscate chief priest wives and children anytime he no gree pay tax in full to the white man.

As in, the one that always seem funny to me is the Benin invasion. Ordinarily "Ọba no dey go transfer" is what everyone believes, the way the Whiteman kicked the whole kingdom's asss and send Ọba on permanent transfer is quite funny.

Skimpledawg:

Confirm. The name of my school then was Baptist high School 1.

Early morning like this, Oba Akenzua don storm school brandishing charms, short axes, ctulasses and daggers. Na run we dey run everyday before mumsy change me from that doomed school

Benin City na mood.

spot on.
I probably they among the people wey they chase una.....

Segedinho:

What is ur belief?

I dont believe in Jazz

nihilistjnr:


I dont believe in Jazz

Are you an atheist,a Christian a muslim etc...?
Let's start here

Segedinho:
spot on.
I probably they among the people wey they chase una.....

hahahahahaha!

BlueRayDick:


I'm sure a lot of young guys lining up to learn divination and voodoo from the chief priest prior to the invasion will polly abandon that idea...even some of them will join the white man's services and start acting as local tax collector. Those kind boys go dey vex confiscate chief priest wives and children anytime he no gree pay tax in full to the white man.

As in, the one that always seem funny to me is the Benin invasion. Ordinarily "Ọba no dey go transfer" is what everyone believes, the way the Whiteman kicked the whole kingdom's asss and send Ọba on permanent transfer is quite funny.

Before the bundled the Obas, the Brits made sure they burnt down the Benin Shrines. They also looted their idols and put them on display in museums abroad.

King and God alike were arrested and transferred. If education was more effective in Nigeria none of this kind of discussion would be happening.

It doesnt help that Churches continue to teach their members to fear ancestral curses, generational blood oaths, and village people in general. The truth of the matter is that the Church needs an enemy to justify it's existence.

Many people born in Lagos have never been to their village before, yet their pastor has convinced them that niggas they've never seen are looking for them.

The generational curse angle allows the pastor to even create an enemy who died 300 years ago but is still chasing you with a curse linked to your bloodline.

Segedinho:

Are you an atheist,a Christian a muslim etc...?
Let's start here

Do I need to have a religion before Jazz works?

Neymar1095:

The fraud would have attached himself to their greatness and take all the praise.

Lol.

nihilistjnr:


Do I need to have a religion before Jazz works?

Yah to a large extent cos almost all religions got some examples of voodoo except u are an atheist.

Segedinho:

Yah to a large extent cos almost all religions got some examples of voodoo except u are an atheist.

But what does MY religion have to do with proof of YOUR jazz?

Whats the correlation?

Ever heard of the "JAMES RANDI EDUCATIONAL FOUNDATION"?.James was willing to give out 1 million dollars to anyone who can prove the existence of the supernatural.
Guess what?,nobody was able to up until james retirement.
Why most nigerians will give credence to the existence of juju,jazz,otumorkpor,voodoo or whatever name you deem fit to call it,is because it helps to rationalize their belief in yahweh or allah,for without the "bad" while will one appreciate the "good".

nihilistjnr:


But what does MY religion have to do with proof of YOUR jazz?

Whats the correlation?

It has a lot bro.

Raudmeter claims to be a Christian that believes in the bible but threw away the examples of voodoo used in the bible just to sound civilized.

Just wants to be sure of who i am chatting with bro.


There is no way i can convince you about voodoo even with a life demonstration except from your belief.


Don j have a point cos he doesn't believe in God,so there is no bases.....

nihilistjnr:


I dont believe in Jazz

Shame on you!

raumdeuter:


Yahoo plus ko, Yahoo BODMAS ni

Segedinho:
spot on.
I probably they among the people wey they chase una.....

You be Fadeyi oloro.

God saved you sha.

simonjassy:
Ever heard of the "JAMES RANDI EDUCATIONAL FOUNDATION"?.James was willing to give out 1 million dollars to anyone who can prove the existence of the supernatural.
Guess what?,nobody was able to up until james retirement.
Why most nigerians will give credence to the existence of juju,jazz,otumorkpor,voodoo or whatever name you deem fit to call it,is because it helps to rationalize their belief in yahweh or allah,for without the "bad" while will one appreciate the "good".

Segedinho also needed donjazet to come forward to receive "chop grass" slap, he refused. Why would he be scared of what doesn't exist?

Maybe you can replace him. Location is Benin.

raumdeuter:


Can you list the jazz that doesnt involve human sacrifice first so we can start from that?

Their God is blood thirsty. Na Baal dem dey worship.

afrodoc2:




Their God is blood thirsty. Na Baal dem dey worship.

nihilistjnr:


Before the bundled the Obas, the Brits made sure they burnt down the Benin Shrines. They also looted their idols and put them on display in museums abroad.

King and God alike were arrested and transferred. If education was more effective in Nigeria none of this kind of discussion would be happening.

It doesnt help that Churches continue to teach their members to fear ancestral curses, generational blood oaths, and village people in general. The truth of the matter is that the Church needs an enemy to justify it's existence.

Many people born in Lagos have never been to their village before, yet their pastor has convinced them that niggas they've never seen are looking for them.

The generational curse angle allows the pastor to even create an enemy who died 300 years ago but is still chasing you with a curse linked to your bloodline.

You are a smart fella.

Godx:

Don't ask any questions. You want the score for Bayern game tommorow yes or no? Bring your mom and get it. Why is that difficult for you? Is it not a scam.

So if he brings his mom and it ends up that he proves that it is a scam and the jazz can’t predict scores how does he get his mom back?

afrodoc2:

Their God is blood thirsty. Na Baal dem dey worship.

Abi na doctor, If you need directions from Oshodi to Isolo and ask them they will say until you bring human sacrifice. Ask them is there any jazz that doesnt involve human sacrifice? or those ones they have seen and used, did they kill people to get those jazz?