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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by izzou(m): 10:02pm On May 16, 2020
afrodoc2:



So if he brings his mom and it ends up that he proves that it is a scam and the jazz can’t predict scores how does he get his mom back?

grin grin grin grin grin grin

Oh Doc

No kill us with laugh abeg cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 10:03pm On May 16, 2020
afrodoc2:



So if he brings his mom and it ends up that he proves that it is a scam and the jazz can’t predict scores how does he get his mom back?
His mum will die mysteriously,that is the 1st proof he needs,if it doesnt work that means his head is as bald/bad as that of an ostrich

grin grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Swissh: 10:05pm On May 16, 2020
afrodoc2:



So if he brings his mom and it ends up that he proves that it is a scam and the jazz can’t predict scores how does he get his mom back?
Did the jazzman kidnap his Mom? Which one is get back

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 10:09pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

His mum will die mysteriously,that is the 1st proof he needs,if it doesnt work that means his head is as bald/bad as that of an ostrich

grin grin grin

Since raumdeuter doesn't believe in juju, his mum will not die.

Raumdeuter i am at your back, prove his belief wrong. Tell your mum about it first before you subscribe sha. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Expert17: 10:11pm On May 16, 2020
cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 10:12pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

His mum will die mysteriously,that is the 1st proof he needs,if it doesnt work that means his head is as bald/bad as that of an ostrich

grin grin grin

Did you sacrifice your mom for all the jazz you have done in the past?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 10:13pm On May 16, 2020
nihilistjnr:


Brooooo cheesy cheesy cheesy

In school we learnt about Imagbon War.




Awujale did human sacrifice to the river goddess to help him win the war. The british simply rolled out this gun. Just ONE

700 Ijebu men died that day, to 56 British.

The British didnt even stop there. They went to the Awujale's house to personally hand him his L



But even that L wasn't enough. The British wanted to really test the Jazz one on one, so they went to the ile awo to look for the spirit that fancied squaring up against a machine gun.



The last part in red na the one wey make me laugh pass. The british guys came to my hometown and shyt allover my kinsmen almost for a joke. My people were killing thousands of people in human sacrifice, and it cost the Brits less than 5K pounds to bust everywhere, and take over the kings house, and maybe even kpansh his wives and daughters.

The Awujale did not bring his mother for sacrifice and didn’t google the full name of the British commander. grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 10:15pm On May 16, 2020
airmark:


Since raumdeuter doesn't believe in juju, his mum will not die. Raumdeuter i am at your back, prove him wrong. Tell your mum about it first before you subscribe sha. grin
Lols,most ritual demands the blood of loved ones as well as the approvals of the "pertakers"

They could demands he brings his mum's inner wears, a hair from her head etc as a sign of approval.

The result becomes she died of a "brief illness"
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 10:19pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:


Did you sacrifice your mom for all the jazz you have done in the past?
Why would i??
I learnt about the repercussion of rituals and it isnt what i can even wish for you cos the demands are never-ending

U are the 1 castigating the efficacy of juju and u have been adviced to man up and provide ur mum for the experiment just to get the outcome of a football fixtures


Ur money go long die
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 10:19pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

Lols,most ritual demands the blood of loved ones as well as the approvals of the "pertakers"

They could demands he brings his mum inner wears, a hair from her head etc as a sign of approval.

The result becomes she died of a "brief illness"


Which of these did you do when you did your own jazz that worked?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 10:20pm On May 16, 2020
nihilistjnr:


It's not even that Jazz was proven inneffective by the Brits over 100 years ago, it's how the Brits took great pain to humiliate the believers in such nonsense.

I've already mentioned Imagbon War in 1892.

Earlier in 1851, the Britisn fought a war with Oba of Lagos - They didnt even bother to enter Lagos gaan. They simply parked their boats at CMS side and used canon fire to destroy the whole town



After Imagbon war, the Brits went to the global HQ of wizard, witches, warlocks, mages and so on, burnt Benin City down to the ground in 1897, and then sent the Oba into exile, after first stripping him of his jewelry.

Maybe people forgot these historical Ls,

The Oba of Benin didn’t sacrifice his mother or google the full name and passport photograph of the British commander.

It is a simple sturvs. cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 10:20pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

Why would i??
I learnt about the repercussion of rituals and it isnt what i can even wish for you cos the demands is never-ending

U are the 1 castigating the efficacy of juju and u have been adviced to man up and provide ur mum for the experiment just to get the outcome of a football fixtures


Ur money go long die

I want the exact one you did that didnt need human sacrifice. The hit and fall is good enough for me can we arrange that?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 10:22pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:


Which of these did you do when you did your own jazz that worked?
I brought in 2 "red necked" agama lizards,local pepper called "ehien edo"in bini,hard gin and some cash for the remaining ingredients .

grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 10:23pm On May 16, 2020
afrodoc2:


The Oba of Benin didn’t sacrifice his mother or google the full name and passport photograph of the British commander.

It is a simple sturvs. cheesy

I swear all I need is just sure odds from these guys.

I have no enemies in real life.

I haven't been to my village since I was maybe 3 or 4 years old. I don't need spiritual fortification or protection from village people.

Surely I don't need to sacrifice my mother just so I can beat the bookies.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 10:23pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

His mum will die mysteriously,that is the 1st proof he needs,if it doesnt work that means his head is as bald/bad as that of an ostrich

grin grin grin

If the death is by mysterious death how come we are always hearing of people been abducted by their family members or friends and butchered for ritual?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 10:24pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:


I want the exact one you did that didnt need human sacrifice. The hit and fall is good enough for me can we arrange that?
.
Guess u have got it,dont bother on the ingredients,
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 10:25pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

I brought in 2 "red necked" agama lizards,local pepper called "ehien edo"in bini,hard gin and some cash for the remaining ingredients .

grin

How many lizards do I need to pick a 20 odds bookie buster ticket?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:27pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

I attended Ihogbe college then,we fight every now and then with akenzua ..

We have even taken fight down to ice,penach and Baptist.

I have said it before, you are a cultist! tongue
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godx: 10:27pm On May 16, 2020
afrodoc2:



So if he brings his mom and it ends up that he proves that it is a scam and the jazz can’t predict scores how does he get his mom back?
ok
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 10:27pm On May 16, 2020
afrodoc2:


If the death is by mysterious death how come we are always hearing of people been abducted by their family members or friends and butchered for ritual?
Different stroke for different folks(abi no be so?)
So goes for albino

Some goes for hunch backs

Some goes for mad people

Some goes for genitals


The list goes on depending on the ritual you are going for.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 10:29pm On May 16, 2020
Ibime:


I have said it before, you are a cultist! tongue
I was during my sec shool days(we call it akoos) that should be 17yrs ago.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 10:30pm On May 16, 2020
nihilistjnr:


I swear all I need is just sure odds from these guys.

I have no enemies in real life.

I haven't been to my village since I was maybe 3 or 4 years old. I don't need spiritual fortification or protection from village people.

Surely I don't need to sacrifice my mother just so I can beat the bookies.

Bruv, you have enemies on Ashewo thread.

The highest level of hatred i have ever encountered was an ECOMOG soldier who said if he met people sharing Musa Bamaiyi’s body he would fry his portion and eat it. There are people on that thread who hate you more than that.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 10:30pm On May 16, 2020
nihilistjnr:


How many lizards do I need to pick a 20 odds bookie buster ticket?

Bigger sacrifice for bigger price.


They could request your genitals or your mum...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Expert17: 10:31pm On May 16, 2020
grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:32pm On May 16, 2020
BlueRayDick:


I'm sure a lot of young guys lining up to learn divination and voodoo from the chief priest prior to the invasion will polly abandon that idea...even some of them will join the white man's services and start acting as local tax collector. Those kind boys go dey vex confiscate chief priest wives and children anytime he no gree pay tax in full to the white man.

As in, the one that always seem funny to me is the Benin invasion. Ordinarily "Ọba no dey go transfer" is what everyone believes, the way the Whiteman kicked the whole kingdom's asss and send Ọba on permanent transfer is quite funny.


In Arrow of God, one new convert went and killed Idemilis python, nothing happened to him. Instead all the jazz men who went to kill him were imprisoned, beaten and disgraced by the local clerks who worked for the British.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 10:33pm On May 16, 2020
Nobody has still been able to explain how just one machine gun sacked a whole kingdom backed by the sea goddess, the god of iron and other deities....

Did the white man tie one small red cloth to the gun or he fires the gun with the butt pointed at the target like it's done in African magic movies?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 10:33pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

I brought in 2 "red necked" agama lizards,local pepper called "ehien edo"in bini,hard gin and some cash for the remaining ingredients .

grin

How much will all those ingridients cost today
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 10:33pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

I brought in 2 "red necked" agama lizards,local pepper called "ehien edo"in bini,hard gin and some cash for the remaining ingredients .

grin

In order to start controlling your fellow man to obey your instructions you killed 2 lizards but you want Dayo to sacrifice his mother to know the scores of a game.

Have you checked your temperature sir? cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 10:33pm On May 16, 2020
afrodoc2:


Bruv, you have enemies on Ashewo thread.

The highest level of hatred i have ever encountered was an ECOMOG soldier who said if he met people sharing Musa Bamaiyi’s body he would fry his portion and eat it. There are people on that thread who hate you more than that.

Those people don't exist in real life, doctor grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 10:35pm On May 16, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Nobody has still been able to explain how just one machine gun sacked a whole kingdom backed by the sea goddess, the god of iron and other deities....

Did the white man tie one small red cloth to the gun or he fires the gun with the butt pointed at the target like it's done in African magic movies?

The awujale didnt sacrifice his mother or his genitals

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 10:36pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

Bigger sacrifice for bigger price.


They could request your genitals or your mum...

My mum's genitals? shocked shocked

So what if the ticket cuts? Will the Baba sew the thing back for my sweet mother?

What's the return policy? Do I have consumer rights protection?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 10:37pm On May 16, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Nobody has still been able to explain how just one machine gun sacked a whole kingdom backed by the sea goddess, the god of iron and other deities....

Did the white man tie one small red cloth to the gun or he fires the gun with the butt pointed at the target like it's done in African magic movies?

None of them will touch that article that Nihilist posted.

But in their defence, even though he sacrificed hundreds of people I don’t think the Awujale sacrificed his mother.

Greater glory needs greater sacrifice. grin

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