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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Enwhen(m): 8:56am On May 17, 2020
helinues:
Here we go again undecided

They only predict cos no one knows tomorrow..

Ordinary a day weather no one can predict accurately not to talk of future events



A day weather ??




Which village u dey stay ??




U Bleep up...wrong example.



With your example , it means prophecy works...I guess I can also do it.
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by dheespectre: 8:56am On May 17, 2020
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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Chuknovski(m): 8:57am On May 17, 2020
Glory to Jesus,the king of kings and lord of lords, every knee shall bow to him, Hallelujah
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by StrikeBack(m): 8:57am On May 17, 2020
Lol

Well bundlesliga is back so we are expecting

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by helinues: 8:58am On May 17, 2020
Enwhen:




A day weather ??




Which village u dey stay ??




U Bleep up...wrong example.



With your example , it means prophecy works...I guess I can also do it.



This time read slowly.. Predict perfectly
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by helinues: 8:59am On May 17, 2020
Dareal90s:

God knows tomorrow

So he knows about the Coronavirus without preventing it?
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Nackzy: 8:59am On May 17, 2020
We have too many fake prophets this days
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by HundredWays(m): 9:02am On May 17, 2020
grin
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by afecgivers: 9:02am On May 17, 2020
I will never believe in the prophecies of this generation, they are liars and their vision not from God. I do not need any other prophecy after the completion of Holy Bible.
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Jaqenhghar: 9:03am On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:
Today many people dont believe in prophecies because they see many men of God as fake.
The Truth about prophecies is that if it is of God, no matter how long it will come to pass.

Remember, Isaiah prophecied about the birth of Jesus, which did not come in the life time of Isaiah and all that heard it. Many would have taken him to be a joker, alas, about 400 years later the prophecy was fulfilled.

So many prophecies in the Bible; many have been fulfilled, some yet. In a nutshell, all will be fulfilled!

The Greatest of them all is that Jesus Christ will return back and Only His Saints will reign with Him!
Do you also know there is a consequence for giving a prophecy that doesnt come true?

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Chuksyno(m): 9:05am On May 17, 2020
Only if it's real prophesy. To even know the real prophesy is another thing.
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Dangrace01: 9:05am On May 17, 2020
The problem with prophecy is, if someone can say accurately what will happen in the future then our lives is meaningless because everything has been predetermined we are just playing a script

But it's not true. We create our own destiny as we go along.

Prophecy to me it's more of choice but again a Nairalander prophecy about Corona Virus in 2017. This world is complex jare

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by igbarasdynasty: 9:07am On May 17, 2020
Rozz:
prophecies are real if it's from a real man of God


Read your Bible carefully,,,,, God can use an idiot to pass the message still. Read 1 kings 13....
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Angelacruz: 9:07am On May 17, 2020
True,but not all prophecy
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Martinez39s(m): 9:08am On May 17, 2020
If humans could see the future, betting companies and casinos would never exist.

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by StubbornGENIUS: 9:11am On May 17, 2020
Rozz:
prophecies are real if it's from a real man of God
How do you know a real man of God,please?
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Myer(m): 9:11am On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:
Today many people dont believe in prophecies because they see many men of God as fake.
The Truth about prophecies is that if it is of God, no matter how long it will come to pass.

Remember, Isaiah prophecied about the birth of Jesus, which did not come in the life time of Isaiah and all that heard it. Many would have taken him to be a joker, alas, about 400 years later the prophecy was fulfilled.

So many prophecies in the Bible; many have been fulfilled, some yet. In a nutshell, all will be fulfilled!

The Greatest of them all is that Jesus Christ will return back and Only His Saints will reign with Him!

OP I am tempted to call you many unprintable names.

Now, answer yourself, why is it that the only prophecy you could mention is what was written in the bible.

How many prophecies have you experienced personally? Not hearsay but your personal experience.
Even your pastor knows he's just a gambler when it comes to prophecies.

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by oluwasegun007(m): 9:12am On May 17, 2020
Rozz:
prophecies are real if it's from a real man of God


Sister Rozz can we be friends grin grin grin
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by StubbornGENIUS: 9:13am On May 17, 2020
Some of these "MEN OF GOD" will go and get weather forecasts from the experts and then "prophesy" to the ignorant congregation that there will be Rainfall tomorrow.

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Pickieox(m): 9:14am On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:
Today many people dont believe in prophecies because they see many men of God as fake.
The Truth about prophecies is that if it is of God, no matter how long it will come to pass.

Remember, Isaiah prophecied about the birth of Jesus, which did not come in the life time of Isaiah and all that heard it. Many would have taken him to be a joker, alas, about 400 years later the prophecy was fulfilled.

So many prophecies in the Bible; many have been fulfilled, some yet. In a nutshell, all will be fulfilled!

The Greatest of them all is that Jesus Christ will return back and Only His Saints will reign with Him!


I'm an atheist, I've done mind therapy...I'll prophesy into your life and you'll be surprised...Don't get the notion wrong, prophecy is not limited to your pastorpreneurs...

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Nobody: 9:15am On May 17, 2020
The men of God are failures and it's tragically obvious now more than ever. They used to have weekly carefully choreographed miracle shows, they predicted that 2020 would be a year of Great WEALTH/HEALTH/PROSPERITY.

Well 2020 has been a sh!tstorm and Nigeria is staring at a deep depression. Why have these Miracle Wonders not gone to isolation centres to heal the COVID-19 patients? Why are they not resurrecting the COVID-19 DEAD? FRAUDSTERS is what they are.

They will resume their miracle entertainment shows when COVID-19 ends, I hope Nigerians develop some sense.

Nigeria is a country where its citizens are manipulated by Politicians and Pastors cry

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by winj: 9:16am On May 17, 2020
If you are a gullible African fool who believes in religions, pastors and their con then yes.
A person with commonsense will not joke with reality instead.

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by witnezHD(m): 9:17am On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:
Today many people dont believe in prophecies because they see many men of God as fake.
The Truth about prophecies is that if it is of God, no matter how long it will come to pass.

Remember, Isaiah prophecied about the birth of Jesus, which did not come in the life time of Isaiah and all that heard it. Many would have taken him to be a joker, alas, about 400 years later the prophecy was fulfilled.

So many prophecies in the Bible; many have been fulfilled, some yet. In a nutshell, all will be fulfilled!

The Greatest of them all is that Jesus Christ will return back and Only His Saints will reign with Him!
tales of lucifa we dont know who to trust
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Omooba77: 9:17am On May 17, 2020
YorubaLord:
What prophecies, abeg? These fools mostly say these things out of common knowledge.

Majority of people from the 3rd world nations are indeed IGNORANT!

Just like a 'prophet' prophesying that there would be lot of heavy rain in June and July, lots of people with die in 2020, there would be chaos in the nation, there would be snow in Europe and America, there would be unrest in the middle east blah, blah, blah!

Absolute NONSENSE! The geometry of chance of these things happening are already there. It's just a matter of when. angry

Remember, the World is only behaving like a convulsing child
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Nobody: 9:17am On May 17, 2020
Rozz:
prophecies are real if it's from a real man of God
So tell me one real man of God that you know. angry

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by ThatFairGuy: 9:20am On May 17, 2020
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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by bmdmixer: 9:21am On May 17, 2020
i predict Nigerians will complain pray and head to vote for another old fossil leader

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Iluvmycontr3: 9:23am On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:
Today many people dont believe in prophecies because they see many men of God as fake.
The Truth about prophecies is that if it is of God, no matter how long it will come to pass.

Remember, Isaiah prophecied about the birth of Jesus, which did not come in the life time of Isaiah and all that heard it. Many would have taken him to be a joker, alas, about 400 years later the prophecy was fulfilled.

So many prophecies in the Bible; many have been fulfilled, some yet. In a nutshell, all will be fulfilled!

The Greatest of them all is that Jesus Christ will return back and Only His Saints will reign with Him!

Hallelujah. I totally agree and believe.

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Liveair: 9:23am On May 17, 2020
hopefulLandlord:
Prophecy was made in a book and came to pass in the same book.
Lol, and they can't see the folly there.

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Sososo(f): 9:24am On May 17, 2020
The thing with prophecy is that sometimes it takes time to manifest and so making it difficult to wait . Also most times we may not know how close we are to the fulfillment of prophecies and out of frustration succumb to pressure. We need a heart of patience asap

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by OKTolu: 9:26am On May 17, 2020
Know the God you serve and worship him in spirit and truth,and all the prophecy you need will be reveal to you through him.

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Omooba77: 9:30am On May 17, 2020
winj:
If you are a gullible African fool who believes in religions, pastors and their con then yes.
A person with commonsense will not joke with reality instead.

Go and read more about History of Church in America and Europe from 1500 sir

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