Hahaha,uniben,2001,ekosodin,heavenbound hostel,my elder bro and him babe then,dem nor dey let me sleep for night,so so bleep,very annoying.

Dew04:

Wow! And the both of you still relate with eachother? Even though you've seen it...
The relationship between brothers is different than that between sisters.
It seems that every guy likes the position.

Yes, Brothers are one o. My bro is like 12 years older than me. he is d first child and I was d last.

lol doggy is bae

I dey come

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Jayjezey:
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Oya, save ur story abeg. No talk am..

Shey ur story go benefit anybody?? That I should rush to give u a like.

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Dz mumu who dey follow u talk
Thunder fire your life if you quote me again.
Jobless hater

Back then in uni, during exam period....

My hostel was far from campus (and na trek we dey trek that year, no money) so I had to spend the night at a friend's place whose hostel was closer to campus. It was around 9PM, I got there and met him and his girlfriend .. I decided to take a nap first so I could wake up at night to read a bit. I was pressed in the dead of the night so I decided to go and ease myself but as I was about to get up, I started hearing strange noises. It was a double room tho (room and palour self contain . he occupied the inner room while his roommate who wasn't around occupied the palor) so I was in his own room sleeping while him and his babe were supposed to be sleeping in the palor.

Like I was saying, piss dey catch me heavily but the noise I heard didn't make me come out coz I was gonna interrupt them. From the kind of noise I dey hear, I could easily interpret the sex scene in my head. I started hearing something like kpo kpo kpo ( that noise you hear when you put a lollipop inside your mouth and force it out) she was obviously sucking his dick coz moments later she ran into the toilet to spit. Then I started hearing kpa kpa kpa ( this time around na definitely doggy Dem dey Bleep. )
. After the whole romp she went into the toilet to obviously urinate coz I started hearing sound of urine ( you know as ladies urine dey splash and sound na ) and she washed up too ( sound of person dey use water tamber ) . ....and moments later the guy went to urinate too. Note that I didn't see them but from the sound and noise I was hearing , I could easily interpret what was going on . Mind you all these while my bladder don nearly burst coz piss dey catch me. I had to wait a bit before opening the door and going out to piss because if I got out instantly , they might suspect. As I got out sef ehn the kind smell wey just full everywhere wan choke me. ( You know that kind stuffy smell wey dey scatter everywhere if two people just fvck finish for room na) . The next day I teased him with it he just dey laugh..and that time sef me I be virgin, no girlfriend, I didn't have too many friends, my clique was very small , no money, nothing nothing even my GP was very low because I was always thinking and hustling here and there taking tutorials and selling off my belongings just to make ends meet. Even when I managed to buy little food stuff , there was usually no pot to cook anything because I don sell am off. I could barely even bring a babe in coz my room wasn't even presentable. Ordinary chair sef no dey not to talk of matress. E bad so tey na mat I dey use sleep coz I sold off my matress too. Na my body remain wey I no sell that year. Everything about me was just miserable and negative. Well Sha just imagine the kind konji wey go nearly kill me that night as I dey hear two people dey knack .

This happened many years ago as the girl I used to shag then has was also dating this masculine mountain of a man and on this faithful day after much steamy love making she ran into the room saying that I should hide that Nosayaba was about to enter the sitting room and I hid under the bed.
Not up to 5 minutes Nosayaba was pounding this my nurse girlfriend with such strength I never knew can be exerted on sex alone. The pounding was so furiously being executed and nurse was screaming and hallucinating at the same time.

The dust coming from the foam and the fact I was sweating and the noise from top of the bed was so repulsive that I crept out from under the bed and just walked out of the room and damned the consequenses, I sensed the noise stop as I opened the door and walked out.
The story continue but then OP only wanted to know what happened in the room and not outside.


This is the Short and final story and OP please sorry am deviating outside the room as lovers of true life stories want to know how it all ended.

This happened a very long time ago I was still very very young and nurse was by far senior to me and Nosayaba was well known in agboju area as a tug.
He came to my house in festac on several occasions trying to intimidate me as I was very young then but I refused to yield to his bullying. Any way I secured admission to a higher institution and left only to come back on Holliday's and I heard he was killed by operation sweep. Nurse did everything for us to get back together but then after my pre degree year I was disgusted with my self for shagging someone of nurses age

mehn i am tempted to talk but home training wont allow me. happened more than 5 to 10times tbh

hernandson:
mehn i am tempted to talk but home training wont allow me. happened more than 5 to 10times tbh

Its an anonymous forum bro, no one cares about your morals or home training. Let loose your inhibitions and tell the world your tales.
We waiting.
Be reminded that there's nothing you will say that is new to most of us, we've seen or heard it all

Mcreloaded:
This happened many years ago as the girl I used to shag then has was also dating this masculine mountain of a man and on this faithful day after much steamy love making she ran into the room saying that I should hide that Nosayaba was about to enter the sitting room and I hid under the bed.
Not up to 5 minutes Nosayaba was pounding this my nurse girlfriend with such strength I never knew can be exerted on sex alone. The pounding was so furiously being executed and nurse was screaming and hallucinating at the same time.

The dust coming from the foam and the fact I was sweating and the noise from top of the bed was so repulsive that I crept out from under the bed and just walked out of the room and damned the consequenses, I sensed the noise stop as I opened the door and walked out.
The story continue but then OP only wanted to know what happened in the room and not outside

Oga no vex abeg
But wetin happen outside
Did the guy beat the senselessness out of your life , local man is curios

Went with a friend home back in senior high school to his house. We both got girls from the area and went to his room late at night with them. My friend and his girl knew each other already, but i didn’t know mine since we had just met through her friend.

Long story short, it ended up being a night lying awake on a mattress on the floor listening to two people having serious sex and trying to be as quiet as possible about it.

Eventually had my chance before the night was over tho...

Damn shs was something

Yeah oo..

Went to visit a friend of mine, then at Lautech. His bro came around with him Lautech GF..

We went to the Bar to wine and dine as usual. After getting back home, everyone already Manya. We all lay down to sleep. It was a Room/parlor self con.. The next thing wey I start to dey hear nah Pah Pah Pah Pah Pah Pah Pah!! Ouiich! Ouiich!! Euhmm euhmm!

That my friend burst into laughter but him bro no send, the Pah Pah Pah just dey sound dey go.

Very crazy night..

In higher institutions especially among the 'off-k' occupants, na normal thing. Even for night class boys dey finger babes, girls dey give bj especially around that 1 - 3am time when most people don crash. They say risky sexual acts are the sweetest lol

Mcreloaded:
This happened many years ago as the girl I used to shag then has was also dating this masculine mountain of a man and on this faithful day after much steamy love making she ran into the room saying that I should hide that Nosayaba was about to enter the sitting room and I hid under the bed.
Not up to 5 minutes Nosayaba was pounding this my nurse girlfriend with such strength I never knew can be exerted on sex alone. The pounding was so furiously being executed and nurse was screaming and hallucinating at the same time.

The dust coming from the foam and the fact I was sweating and the noise from top of the bed was so repulsive that I crept out from under the bed and just walked out of the room and damned the consequenses, I sensed the noise stop as I opened the door and walked out.
The story continue but then OP only wanted to know what happened in the room and not outside

lmao.. Imagine the look on the guy's face when you came out from under the bed..

2011 or 2012. My roommate invited his babe from lautech. We had two big beds in the room. So he was on his bed with the babe. Around 2am i woke up to some noise. My roommate had a big long dick and the babe was slim. My roommate doesn't believe in fucking slow or sensually. He pounds hard. His pounding was making the poor girl moan and cry. Everywhere was dark and my dick was hard. I wished they invited me

I have done that a lot of times, and i have seen that a lot of times
Me and my guy we bleep one girl together ,
I was fucking the BABE while she sucks on my guys dick same time
And sometimes when i bring a girl home i bleep her in the present of my guy,
My guy also does the same,
Its fun,
We stay in a two room mini flat
I have also bleep two girls at the same time on the same bed, told her to bring her friends,
Iv also bleeped my guys babe, she use to form wife material to my guy, but my guy told me he is tired of the girl,
The girl often come visiting,
My guy feel angry whenever the girl comes around to visit him, pretty slim girl, i dont know why my guy became tired of the babe
So i asked him if i could bleep her since he is no longer interested, he told me to go on,
So one day she came visiting i, bleeped her nicely
She switched to me since that day
Bachelor life aint easy o

Dew04:
if it's some one else, i would be curious...
But my sister or cousin, eww!

lol.. but u were in their room naa...

Tho women see it as awkward, but men ain't gat much issue wit that

ObaOfUyo:

Oga no vex abeg
But wetin happen outside
Did the guy beat the senselessness out of your life , local man is curios

This happened a very long time ago I was still very very young and nurse was by far senior to me and Nosayaba was well known in agboju area as a tug.
He came to my house in festac on several occasions trying to intimidate me as I was very young then but I refused to yield to his bullying. Any way I secured admission to a higher institution and left only to come back on Holliday's and I heard he was killed by operation sweep. Nurse did everything for us to get back together but then after my pre degree year I was disgusted with my self for shagging someone of nurses age

When I was 7 I saw a lil pig smashing his mother at the backyard. The little one's skill and pace plus the mother's doggy posture was outrightly por.n rated
So I went back inside the house and when i came out ehn....



To be continued

simplelex:
lmao.. Imagine the look on the guy's face when you came out from under the bed..

Only best imagined as I was to scared to turn round. lol
Spring bed can be dusty and make lots of noise sha

NewDelhi:


. .. and that time sef me I be virgin, no girlfriend, I didn't have too many friends, my clique was very small , no money, nothing nothing even my GP was very low because I was always thinking and hustling here and there taking tutorials and selling off my belongings just to make ends meet. Even when I managed to buy little food stuff , there was usually no pot to cook anything because I don sell am off. I could barely even bring a babe in coz my room wasn't even presentable. Ordinary chair sef no dey not to talk of matress. E bad so tey na mat I dey use sleep coz I sold off my matress too. Na my body remain wey I no sell that year. Everything about me was just miserable and negative. Well Sha just imagine the kind konji wey go nearly kill me that night as I dey hear two people dey knack .

HundredWays:
lol.. but u were in their room naa...

Tho women see it as awkward, but men ain't gat much issue wit that

true. What inspired your moniker?
And why the angry emoji?

Una own better!
I woke up to see the girls leg on my head.my guy was pounding away like his life was dependent on that thing!!

holutee:
If you have ever slept in a room with two people having sex, please kindly share your experience with us

wow..I will share my story....some years back in my university days, I was staying on campus so a particular weekend, I decided to go and greet my friends that were staying off campus..it was an interesting weekend and i couldn't go back to campus becos it was late so I decided to stay back..around 9PM, my friends bf called her that he was outside her gate, haa! and me I can't go no where that time infact I was almost sleepy. so my friends bf came in then before I knew it, they were seeing a movie..this was around 10.00pm already..this is just a self contain, where will this guy sleep? I kept thinking in my head....only for me to wake up midnite to go ease myself and I saw this guy on the same bed with me and my friend...as a matter of fact, he was in d middle, so I decided to sleep on d rug but couldn't sleep back..few minutes later, I started hearing sounds...kissing sounds and quiet talks..I raised my head to see what was happening and saw the guy sucking my friends breast...I couldn't believe my eyes ooo.. real life porn...then raised my head again and they were already doing missionary and that my friend can moan for Africa...she was so loud and d banging sounds were out of this world..I couldn't take it anymore..brought out my phone and started playing a loud song but my friends moaning overpowered my music..I started sweating, and feeling so uncomfortable but still managed to keep my cool...like 2hrs later, d guy stood up and went to the toilet,(to clean up I guess) then my friend tapped me and said pele oremi meaning (sorry my friend)I was furious..immediately I heard d first cock crow, I carried my bag and left..couldn't tell anyone d story cos the person involved na my close friend.

Mine was when I went for putme in lag.. my fam areas is damn far from akoka, and I didn't have much to lodge for guest house abi hotel outside.. so I kuku go crash for my guy's side for lawanson side..


As I comot for junction , I call am , and he asked me to join bus wey dey go to johnson Bustop..las las I sha meet my friend with some guys wey dey shayo for one bar.. dat time, 5 don almost nack and I tell am to carry me go him house so that I go sleep and wake up earlier.. cos I no one miss early set of people wey go do the exam...
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Note that I met this guy on facebook oo( but base on guy know guy stuffs sha).

As I enter him one room bq, I carry my bag, put beside him bed, and we talk small, naso sleep carry me go.. I wake up by 8, and Nepa brought light almost immediately.. I plugged my phone dey update.. ( note that this guy don comot room when I woke up, so I figured out maybe he had something to do, so I no bother to call am).. hunger begin dey catch me, I stood up off the light go find bread for nearby shop.. mehn, as I dey come back I don see my guy, he was about to enter the room with a girl.. light dey I see dem well.. later later, I later know say the girl na from Ondo self.. oboy we talk talk , gist gist ..( this time I don dey think maybe the girl lives close by,make she kon dey go nah.. 11 nack, dis girl still dey oo) .. I kuku sleep cos I need to wake early..
Note I no sleep on the bed, but I placed my head on the bed , then my body on the rug..

Hmmm, and one thing about me is, if something dey happen when I dey sleep, I go dey demonstrate am for my dream .. oboy naso I dey here "hmm, hmm, haha, haha,hmmm, joor joor," and na long boxer I wore oo..I kuku trust my agbero friend, he no send , he just dey faya the girl dey go. Bro I no fit hold am again ( my chest dey do gbimgbim) .. oboy naso I clear my throat clearly, naso my friend say "bro u don wake, 5 never nack na" I say I know( 3 don nack dat time , I kuku go outside dey read( the book no enter my head walai, na the fhuchk my mind dey).. 5 reach , I bathe and go unilag go do putme.. naso meself kon meet one yaba girl ( she is a student of yaba, but still seeking admission to unilag) .. we meet for orientation hall( mind you I saw her for back of faculty of art where dem dey do photocopy). After the exam, we talk small, and we go one place like dat( makama abi na mth I don forget) I go play ps( the girl chop there).. make I no long thing sha.. I planned spending 3days for lag, but the girl made me spent 5days..

So the second day of the putme, she find me come lawanson.. I kuku trust my agbero guy, this guy comot leave the room for me and went to Johnson itire to go crash for him guys side( I like dat guy oloun, he no dey take life seriou)..
I faya the girl for two days straight , before I left...she be epe girl..




Also me and my guy for school don fhuck two roommates in the same room at the same time before.. that one na story for another day ( but shame catch me cos I no like to dey see my fellow man unclothedness abi make dem dey see mine.. I go dey feel uneasy)

prettyaura:
wow..I will share my story....some years back in my university days, I was staying on campus so a particular weekend, I decided to go and greet my friends that were staying off campus..it was an interesting weekend and i couldn't for back to campus becos it was late so I decided to stay back..around 9PM, my friends bf called her that he was outside her gate, haa! and me I can't go no where that time infact I was almost sleepy. so my friends bf came in then before I knew it, they were seeing a movie..this was around 10.00pm already..this is just a self contain, where will this guy sleep? I kept thinking in head....only for me to wake up midnite to go ease myself and I saw this guy on the same bed with me and my friend...as a matter of fact, he was in d middle, so I decided to sleep on d rug but couldn't sleep back..few minutes later, I started hearing sounds...kissing sounds and quiet talks..I raised my head to see what was happening and saw the guy sucking my friends breast...I couldn't believe my eyes ooo.. real life porn...then raised my head again and they were already doing missionary and that my friend can moan for Africa...she was so loud and d banging sounds were out of this world..I couldn't take it anymore..brought out my phone and started playing a loud song but my friends moaning overpowered my music..I started sweating, and feeling so uncomfortable but still managed to keep my cool...like 2hrs later, d guy stood up and went to the toilet,(to clean up I guess) then my friend tapped me and said pele oremi meaning (sorry my friend)I was furious..immediately I heard d first cock crow, I carried my bag and left..couldn't tell anyone d story cos the person involved na my close friend.

what if ur friend invited u would u join?

Next time na join u go join them no be say you go dey suffer urself

prettyaura:
wow..I will share my story....some years back in my university days, I was staying on campus so a particular weekend, I decided to go and greet my friends that were staying off campus..it was an interesting weekend and i couldn't for back to campus becos it was late so I decided to stay back..around 9PM, my friends bf called her that he was outside her gate, haa! and me I can't go no where that time infact I was almost sleepy. so my friends bf came in then before I knew it, they were seeing a movie..this was around 10.00pm already..this is just a self contain, where will this guy sleep? I kept thinking in head....only for me to wake up midnite to go ease myself and I saw this guy on the same bed with me and my friend...as a matter of fact, he was in d middle, so I decided to sleep on d rug but couldn't sleep back..few minutes later, I started hearing sounds...kissing sounds and quiet talks..I raised my head to see what was happening and saw the guy sucking my friends breast...I couldn't believe my eyes ooo.. real life porn...then raised my head again and they were already doing missionary and that my friend can moan for Africa...she was so loud and d banging sounds were out of this world..I couldn't take it anymore..brought out my phone and started playing a loud song but my friends moaning overpowered my music..I started sweating, and feeling so uncomfortable but still managed to keep my cool...like 2hrs later, d guy stood up and went to the toilet,(to clean up I guess) then my friend tapped me and said pele oremi meaning (sorry my friend)I was furious..immediately I heard d first cock crow, I carried my bag and left..couldn't tell anyone d story cos the person involved na my close friend.

Pervert

I have a funny story. About last 4yrs when I and my twin bro lived together in a lodge. He invited a girl who was into him to our lodge and gave a drink that boost girl's libido and energy further, so she won't get tired cos my bro was a hardcore fvcker. Lol, as the mood and drink set in, my bro pleaded with me to lay on the floor while he and the girl uses the bed. I agreed. So as he was banging her with different styles, cow girl, Missionary, backside, i bust to laughter when i saw he was banging her like someone that's being controlled with remote. He saw me and smiled. I wanted to masturbate to that scene, but ewww it was my brother. After about 30 minutes when they were done they both fell asleep leaving me awake. Cos I wasn't able to sleep after watching a hardcore porn. I got my phone and i started watching porn while stroking my dick. The girl noticed me and i quickly turned off my phone and pretended i was sleeping. Till my greatest surprise she came to the floor and asked me if I'm Hot, i told her yes. She asked if could kiss me, i didn't say anything until she grabbed me and started kissing me. That shit made me a beast, as i started handling her boobs while kissing, after some minutes of romance, guess what? Yeah my brother yawned and seemed like he was awake. She quickly stopped and went back to the bed leaving me disappointed. She said sorry and promised to see me tomorrow. That's how i slept with an erect dick, thinking about my tomorrow but unfortunately she didn't come and i lost interest in her.she was a bloody cow. Lol. Funny shey. Till now my brother doesn't know. Haahah

Ishilove:
Pervert

the frustrated hanty again. You saw the thread name why not ignore.

meobizy:
Who gives these perverted children access to the internet? I blame Airtel with their Freebasics.

Shut it. Why did u click the link in the first place old man

NewDelhi:
Back then in uni, during exam period....

My hostel was far from campus (and na trek we dey trek that year, no money) so I had to spend the night at a friend's place whose hostel was closer to campus. It was around 9PM, I got there and met him and his girlfriend .. I decided to take a nap first so I could wake up at night to read a bit. I was pressed in the dead of the night so I decided to go and ease myself but as I was about to get up, I started hearing strange noises. It was a double room tho (room and palour self contain . he occupied the inner room while his roommate who wasn't around occupied the palor) so I was in his own room sleeping while him and his babe were supposed to be sleeping in the palor.

Like I was saying, piss dey catch me heavily but the noise I heard didn't make me come out coz I was gonna interrupt them. From the kind of noise I dey hear, I could easily interpret the sex scene in my head. I started hearing something like kpo kpo kpo ( that noise you hear when you put a lollipop inside your mouth and force it out) she was obviously sucking his dick coz moments later she ran into the toilet to spit. Then I started hearing kpa kpa kpa ( this time around na definitely doggy Dem dey Bleep. )
. After the whole romp she went into the toilet to obviously urinate coz I started hearing sound of urine ( you know as ladies urine dey splash and sound na ) and she washed up too ( sound of person dey use water tamber ) . ....and moments later the guy went to urinate too. Note that I didn't see them but from the sound and noise I was hearing , I could easily interpret what was going on . Mind you all these while my bladder don nearly burst coz piss dey catch me. I had to wait a bit before opening the door and going out to piss because if I got out instantly , they might suspect. As I got out sef ehn the kind smell wey just full everywhere wan choke me. ( You know that kind stuffy smell wey dey scatter everywhere if two people just fvck finish for room na) . The next day I teased him with it he just dey laugh..and that time sef me I be virgin, no girlfriend, I didn't have too many friends, my clique was very small , no money, nothing nothing even my GP was very low because I was always thinking and hustling here and there taking tutorials and selling off my belongings just to make ends meet. Even when I managed to buy little food stuff , there was usually no pot to cook anything because I don sell am off. I could barely even bring a babe in coz my room wasn't even presentable. Ordinary chair sef no dey not to talk of matress. E bad so tey na mat I dey use sleep coz I sold off my matress too. Na my body remain wey I no sell that year. Everything about me was just miserable and negative. Well Sha just imagine the kind konji wey go nearly kill me that night as I dey hear two people dey knack .

Hahaha u just made me fantasize about sex now

Kekereekun123:
the frustrated hanty again. You saw the thread name why not ignore.

I know that you are unfortunate. Just don't transfer that aggression to online strangers