prettyaura:
wow..I will share my story....some years back in my university days, I was staying on campus so a particular weekend, I decided to go and greet my friends that were staying off campus..it was an interesting weekend and i couldn't for back to campus becos it was late so I decided to stay back..around 9PM, my friends bf called her that he was outside her gate, haa! and me I can't go no where that time infact I was almost sleepy. so my friends bf came in then before I knew it, they were seeing a movie..this was around 10.00pm already..this is just a self contain, where will this guy sleep? I kept thinking in head....only for me to wake up midnite to go ease myself and I saw this guy on the same bed with me and my friend...as a matter of fact, he was in d middle, so I decided to sleep on d rug but couldn't sleep back..few minutes later, I started hearing sounds...kissing sounds and quiet talks..I raised my head to see what was happening and saw the guy sucking my friends breast...I couldn't believe my eyes ooo.. real life porn...then raised my head again and they were already doing missionary and that my friend can moan for Africa...she was so loud and d banging sounds were out of this world..I couldn't take it anymore..brought out my phone and started playing a loud song but my friends moaning overpowered my music..I started sweating, and feeling so uncomfortable but still managed to keep my cool...like 2hrs later, d guy stood up and went to the toilet,(to clean up I guess) then my friend tapped me and said pele oremi meaning (sorry my friend)I was furious..immediately I heard d first cock crow, I carried my bag and left..couldn't tell anyone d story cos the person involved na my close friend.

na normal thing for university. You con talk am asif you too no knack for school

seanwilliam:
u be my partner in crime walai.. I don do worse oloun

Can you just imagzine

Kekereekun123:
why did u click Frustrated she goat. It was in university because many had roommates. Today we live in our own house. Stop being bitter. Am sure u can't boast of 50k in ur account. You dont even need money these days to nack women. That's how u ladies have become cheap and desperate. Promise her marriage or relationship. She will open without resistance

Seriously?

UndauntedYOCA:

Lol.
Tu n'es pas Gabonais ?

oui je suis gabonais. meme si j'ai passé une grande partie de ma vie au Nigéria.

NewDelhi:
Back then in uni, during exam period....

My hostel was far from campus (and na trek we dey trek that year, no money) so I had to spend the night at a friend's place whose hostel was closer to campus. It was around 9PM, I got there and met him and his girlfriend .. I decided to take a nap first so I could wake up at night to read a bit. I was pressed in the dead of the night so I decided to go and ease myself but as I was about to get up, I started hearing strange noises. It was a double room tho (room and palour self contain . he occupied the inner room while his roommate who wasn't around occupied the palor) so I was in his own room sleeping while him and his babe were supposed to be sleeping in the palor.

Like I was saying, piss dey catch me heavily but the noise I heard didn't make me come out coz I was gonna interrupt them. From the kind of noise I dey hear, I could easily interpret the sex scene in my head. I started hearing something like kpo kpo kpo ( that noise you hear when you put a lollipop inside your mouth and force it out) she was obviously sucking his dick coz moments later she ran into the toilet to spit. Then I started hearing kpa kpa kpa ( this time around na definitely doggy Dem dey Bleep. )
. After the whole romp she went into the toilet to obviously urinate coz I started hearing sound of urine ( you know as ladies urine dey splash and sound na ) and she washed up too ( sound of person dey use water tamber ) . ....and moments later the guy went to urinate too. Note that I didn't see them but from the sound and noise I was hearing , I could easily interpret what was going on . Mind you all these while my bladder don nearly burst coz piss dey catch me. I had to wait a bit before opening the door and going out to piss because if I got out instantly , they might suspect. As I got out sef ehn the kind smell wey just full everywhere wan choke me. ( You know that kind stuffy smell wey dey scatter everywhere if two people just fvck finish for room na) . The next day I teased him with it he just dey laugh..and that time sef me I be virgin, no girlfriend, I didn't have too many friends, my clique was very small , no money, nothing nothing even my GP was very low because I was always thinking and hustling here and there taking tutorials and selling off my belongings just to make ends meet. Even when I managed to buy little food stuff , there was usually no pot to cook anything because I don sell am off. I could barely even bring a babe in coz my room wasn't even presentable. Ordinary chair sef no dey not to talk of matress. E bad so tey na mat I dey use sleep coz I sold off my matress too. Na my body remain wey I no sell that year. Everything about me was just miserable and negative. Well Sha just imagine the kind konji wey go nearly kill me that night as I dey hear two people dey knack .

..




Bro, na laugh and won kill me for here , you for kukuma sell yourself

Ishilove:
Pervert

Pervert yenyen. Wetin you find come the thread bfore?

Parisian:
If ladies are cheap then men are free. You need zero naira to fvck a guy but as a guy you will hustle to even patronize prostitutes so be guarded.

Gbas gbos.
Chai!!! You for take am sofiri na, lol.
A well deserved response sha. The way the guy reason just weak me.

XhosaNostra:
I was sharing a room with a friend at the time & that was actually part of our initial agreement that there will be no guys sleeping over. We didn't even have enough bedding for one, to accommodate overnight guests. We stuck to our verbal contract, until one night when her BF decided to show up unannounced, drunk. We all shared the same bed, but I slept at the bottom, facing the other way. At 1st I thought I was dreaming. In fact, I was dreaming! In the dream I was in a moving boat & it was swaying The waves got more violent & I startled to find them at it You know how sometimes dreams tend to borrow from reality? That's what was happening. Our bed was not that great, it was bouncy, so I guess in my sleepy state, that translated into a dream about turbulent waters I didn't say anything to them, until my foot touched a damp spot on the bed, to which I told her in our language that she better be ready to do some heavy-duty washing early the next day! Because I wasn't about to sleep on stained linen because of her.

You are always everywhere and must have something to say. I doff my hat.

sexylassie2:
This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories

When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive.

Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university.

This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love.

You are very correct.

sexylassie2:
This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories

When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive.

Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university.

This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love.

Shut up. Everybody is at liberty to what he seems fits him or her. You could hv at least walk away when you saw the headline. So you hv no moral right to judge anybody here since you've also found your way here. Effing hippocrite

Gabonese:

I doubt bro. Mine was as bad as peeping at girls when they were taking their bath.

There was this small bush opposite my window self, occasionally girls do come there to urinate and even do the other business . Anytime I hear a girl from the passage say "mofelo tor nita" Yoruba meaning "I want to go and wee outside", I was always happy because I go just open small space for my curtain dey view live ass. It was through that I got to know one churchy girl like that sef dey wear g string. And you know whenever a girl bends down to urinate there's a way the ass dey always spread.. Damn ... All those na history Sha. The good old days.

Oba iyanu ooo .

UndauntedYOCA:

Gbas gbos.
Chai!!! You for take am sofiri na, lol.
A well deserved response sha. The way the guy reason just weak me.

so what are u feeling like, no dick is free, we pump muscles to release into you, thereby reducing our muscle mass. Any woman who feels dick is free doesn't deserve a good lay.

UndauntedYOCA:

Gbas gbos.
Chai!!! You for take am sofiri na, lol.
A well deserved response sha. The way the guy reason just weak me.

so what are u feeling like, no dick is free, we pump muscles to release into you, thereby reducing our muscle mass. Any woman who feels dick is free doesn't deserve a good lay.

zexy2030:

so what are u feeling like, no dick is free, we pump muscles to release into you, thereby reducing our muscle mass. Any woman who feels dick is free doesn't deserve a good lay.
so what are u feeling like, no dick is free, we pump muscles to release into you, thereby reducing our muscle mass. Any woman who feels dick is free doesn't deserve a good lay.

Lol, I don't even have much energy to argue. Y'all can Bleep whoever pleases you.

Gabonese:

oui je suis gabonais. meme si j'ai passé une grande partie de ma vie au Nigéria.

Oh, d'accord. T'es deux parents son Gabonais aussi ? Mais tu parles comme si t'es Nigérian. Moi, j'aimerais ameliorer mon français.

sexylassie2:
This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories

When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive.

Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university.

This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love.

true, "no money no love" but babe what are u doing here, u should be in investment section or literature or religion, this is romance, u r not forced to comment, my sweet one

sexylassie2:
This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories

When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive.

Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university.

This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love.

true, "no money no love" but babe what are u doing here, u should be in investment section or literature or religion, this is romance, u r not forced to comment, my sweet one.
sometimes we play with kids, not because we miss childhood but we want them feel accepted.

ezanafe:

You are always everywhere and must have something to say. I doff my hat.

Of course because I'm not suffering from memory loss.

Not really, but I've stumbled on people making love, twice now. One was my friend and neighbor back in my off campus house. His girlfriend came around and they were doing it. His room is downstairs with his window opening to the pathway, I stayed upstairs with my friends, 4 girls. He's very friendly with all of us so it's not an unusual thing to stop by his window and say hello on our way in. This particular day, I just want to say Hi! Then I saw them. They were twisted together like 2 snakes, they didn't even notice me. I told my friends and we had a good laugh.

The other occasion, still during school days. I went to visit my bf in town. He is a banker, works with CBN and he also has a restaurant in town. He lives in a 3 bedroom apartment. He lives in one of the rooms, his boys who work for him occupy another room and the last room is empty. I have the key to the apartment, so I can visit anytime I want.

At about the same time, he told me of his uncle who also works in CBN and has just been transferred to town. The uncle will be staying with him since he's not coming with his family. I just assumed the uncle will stay in the last room that's unoccupied. I haven't even met the uncle cos he'd barely spent 3 days or so.

I just bounced to the place that afternoon, opened the door with my keys and sauntered to his room, Eh! I just stood at the door, transfixed. I saw two people in real combat, like wrestling,. They were so engrossed, none of them noticed me. Me too I was lost, I just held the door, the fierceness was out of the ordinary. They were two big people but I think at that moment, their weight didn't count. They just want to kill each other. The lady was throwing her legs like she was in a frenzy and the man too looked like he was electrocuted. Then, they were still. I just hid behind the curtain and took back steps, and returned to my house. That must be his uncle. And I was right.

I always wonder how a man will get to a place newly and quickly get down like that! Men! Na wa!

My roomate brought dis sexy chick 2 our room. I excused dem. (He does dat 4 me 2). As God wood hav it that day i recieved a thank you head from this same chick 4 my cooperation n understanding

placeofallure:
Not really, but I've stumbled on people making love, twice now. One was my friend and neighbor back in my off campus house. His girlfriend came around and they were doing it. His room is downstairs with his window opening to the pathway, I stayed upstairs with my friends, 4 girls. He's very friendly with all of us so it's not an unusual thing to stop by his window and say hello on our way in. This particular day, I just want to say Hi! Then I saw them. They were twisted together like 2 snakes, they didn't even notice me. I told my friends and we had a good laugh.

The other occasion, still during school days. I went to visit my bf in town. He is a banker, works with CBN and he also has a restaurant in town. He lives in a 3 bedroom apartment. He lives in one of the rooms, his boys who work for him occupy another room and the last room is empty. I have the key to the apartment, so I can visit anytime I want.

At about the same time, he told me of his uncle who also works in CBN and has just been transferred to town. The uncle will be staying with him since he's not coming with his family. I just assumed the uncle will stay in the last room that's unoccupied. I haven't even met the uncle cos he'd barely spent 3 days or so.

I just bounced to the place that afternoon, opened the door with my keys and sauntered to his room, Eh! I just stood at the door, transfixed. I saw two people in real combat, like wrestling,. They were so engrossed, none of them noticed me. Me too I was lost, I just held the door, the fierceness was out of the ordinary. They were two big people but I think at that moment, their weight didn't count. They just want to kill each other. The lady was throwing her legs like she was in a frenzy and the man too looked like he was electrocuted. Then they were still. I just hid behind the curtain rod and took back steps, and returned to my house. That must be his uncle. And I was right.

I always wonder how a man will get to a place newly and quickly get down like that! Men! Na wa!

Maybe that was the reason for the TRANSFER?

Personally, I hate cheating married men.

My happend last month,so me my friends nd my twins brother went out to drink,we actually took spirits, igboya(locally made gin) we had beer too nd jedi oloyin( another local gin) then it's now happend dat I took my babe home, my twins bro was on d bed while i decided to sleep on d rog.then d sex start,i was really high,I was fucking dis babe with all d strength left in me,d ringing tones goes like this: gka gka gka its changes agn with ko ko ko ko,its lasted 4 always 2hr to d extend she has to apologise to my bro 4 not letting hm sleep all through d NYT.its abt d best sex I ever had in a long while,,wake up with bruises on my leg d day.

mine was experiences were many but this time, I was about 12 yrs old, my aunt came around from the village to meet her husband, so they came together to visit us in our home in Lagos, so I told my mum n dad I would like to follow them to their house in festac. All my mind was a flat and well arranged apartment, only to realize it was a room apartment. This my aunt no dey shame sha, in the middle of the night, the romp started and that her husband black well well with huge muscle, the light was off. In the middle of the night I was hearing someone bleating like a goat meh,meh, like as if she was shouting just for me to wake up..in my dream I was hearing it loud, that was the time, I began to feel pressed to urinate, so then, I woke and saw action, serious pounding and mounting, aunty was in cloud9, I had to join aunty to bleat like goat, emeh, emeh, like as if I was dreaming, I kon dey hear bros dey tell aunty pls reduce ur shout, na so she talk say weytin, d boy is sleeping, na em I increase my bleating my goat, I was louder than her voice, na em aunty kon stop o. The next thing on my mind to tell aunty I want to wee but she is nude, should I put on the light? Na so jejely wee on d mat I was on lying, as I dey piss, na em I kon dey mention all the bstop wey we enter to reach festac that day. the next morning, she was the first to wake me, that I pee on mat, she scoulded me hard, then said I had bad dream. she directly asked me, what did I dream about, na em her husband jux told her to ignore all that and clean up my wee.
since I hate visiting her place, even now that she is nearly 60, I still look her with that eye, bad aunty wey dey fvck like pro...if I tell u her church ehnn, u go shock, dat aunty dey shout for Africa.

XhosaNostra:



Of course because I'm not suffering from memory loss.

zexy2030:

since I hate visiting her place, even now that she is nearly 60, I still look her with that eye, bad aunty wey dey fvck like pro...[s]if I tell u her church ehnn, u go shock, dat aunty dey shout for Africa.[/s]

What has this got to do with her having sex with her husband in their own house?!

Mine was with my elder brother, we went to clubbing that day, on our way he picked a girl up (who no go follow fine boy wey dey drive highlander).
So, in the club the girl was wasted, she, drank a lot and my bro smoked both weed and cigarettes, his friends drove us to our junction and he drove home.
It was mumc that opened gate for us, she didn't talk because I was with them.
I couldn't go to the girls room cos I was smelling of smoke so I slept in his room, on the floor.
Few hours later I was hearing sounds...

To be continued.

Gabonese:
It's always a normal thing in the university now most especially hen you have a roommate that brings in all sort of girls everyday.

My own sha was different ... It was in uni too. I was living in all this face me I face you lodge. However whenever everybody had gone for lectures , the house was always empty but there was this girl who always use that opportunity to bring in her guy for banging. Fortunately for me that day I was around and I heard her voice and the voice of another nigga. I knew it was her. You know all this face me I face you houses na, it's easy to hear weytin Dem dey talk for the next room. After their gist Sha everywhere became a bit quiet and I was hearing something like "stop, stop" with soft moans. I knew something was about to shele.. I gentlyto hers. Now there's one tiny space through the key hole whnd see inside. Naso I dey watch live porn o damn my dick

guy, i swear u no normal. U don kill me wit lafta 4 here

Originalsly:


Lmao!....... bro.... this is soooo funny! ..... forget about op.... what happened outside? You write very well..... sooo entertaining!

This happened a very long time ago I was still very very young and nurse was by far senior to me and Nosayaba was well known in agboju area as a tug.
He came to my house in festac on several occasions trying to intimidate me as I was very young then but I refused to yield to his bullying. Any way I secured admission to a higher institution and left only to come back on Holliday's and I heard he was killed by operation sweep. Nurse did everything for us to get back together but then after my pre degree year I was disgusted with my self for shagging someone of nurses age

I have ooo. I was feeling like one Don Jazzy just day on a couch and watched a good friend of mine giving his babe missionary. Damn, after we had downloaded Sminorff Vodka Blue Label. Anyway, I later left them to go ease my own sexual tension in the bathroom. Chai.... University days ooo.����

Originalsly:


Lmao!....... bro.... this is soooo funny! ..... forget about op.... what happened outside? You write very well..... sooo entertaining!

Thanks for the compliment but back then it was not funny at all and I still get the shivers when I remember the sweat and state of fear I was in while under the bed knowing that Nosayaba can easily beat me up and my parent would have been disappointed in me if they had found out.
Am so very relieved now that I have told the story.

Alcohol makes you do crazy things though.

Actually, it was an foursome. I fvcked on one edge of the bed, my guy fvked on the other end. It was like a competition between me and my guy on who cums last.

We were fccking like stallions and moans filled the air

You wanna know who won?

UndauntedYOCA:

Can you just imagzine

hey yetty

zexy2030:
mine was experiences were many but this time, I was about 12 yrs old, my aunt came around from the village to meet her husband, so they came together to visit us in our home in Lagos, so I told my mum n dad I would like to follow them to their house in festac. All my mind was a flat and well arranged apartment, only to realize it was a room apartment. This my aunt no dey shame sha, in the middle of the night, the romp started and that her husband black well well with huge muscle, the light was off. In the middle of the night I was hearing someone bleating like a goat meh,meh, like as if she was shouting just for me to wake up..in my dream I was hearing it loud, that was the time, I began to feel pressed to urinate, so then, I woke and saw action, serious pounding and mounting, aunty was in cloud9, I had to join aunty to bleat like goat, emeh, emeh, like as if I was dreaming, I kon dey hear bros dey tell aunty pls reduce ur shout, na so she talk say weytin, d boy is sleeping, na em I increase my bleating my goat, I was louder than her voice, na em aunty kon stop o. The next thing on my mind to tell aunty I want to wee but she is nude, should I put on the light? Na so jejely wee on d mat I was on lying, as I dey piss, na em I kon dey mention all the bstop wey we enter to reach festac that day. the next morning, she was the first to wake me, that I pee on mat, she scoulded me hard, then said I had bad dream. she directly asked me, what did I dream about, na em her husband jux told her to ignore all that and clean up my wee.
since I hate visiting her place, even now that she is nearly 60, I still look her with that eye, bad aunty wey dey fvck like pro...if I tell u her church ehnn, u go shock, dat aunty dey shout for Africa.

weytin mark no go see for facebook