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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 9:20pm On May 19, 2020
no kill urself because of woman
enjoy ur own share and move along
all this one about peeping on a girl's whatsap and developing high blood pressure over it is foolish
what of if ur company now sends u overseas for further studies or one of ur paddy there invite u will u now refuse cos u get woman for naija and u dey fear make another bros no chop her?
bro it aint worth it having high blood pressure over a woman

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by JentuPrinz(m): 10:16pm On May 19, 2020
popoopeyemi:
you be werey grin grin grin grin
Lol..Life no hard
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by bigjoe1000(m): 9:57pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
d last time I tried dis I almost fainted,take heart bro

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by MrTemple(m): 9:58pm On May 21, 2020
When no be she hold your placenta! My guy free her & bounce.
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by meobizy(f): 9:59pm On May 21, 2020
I learned a lesson long ago: the only things which won’t cheat on a man are his left and right hands. Any other thing is fair game. A dog also can cheat and attack you physically to gain another person’s favour.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Kulex56: 9:59pm On May 21, 2020
Guy how you take get time type all these things out. With wen ti you write you don suppose pass out
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Alwaysachick: 9:59pm On May 21, 2020
emerged01:
grin I can’t stop laughing. Pele o!


Very funny story cheesy

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Calicoe: 10:00pm On May 21, 2020
No be ur wife yet , so it is nothing new. Don't ever think you are the only guy she's dating

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Harmlesspill(m): 10:01pm On May 21, 2020
tyson99:

To even marry sef dey worry my soul
.
You're not alone on this.
Our girls these days are directionless!!!!
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by enirock(m): 10:01pm On May 21, 2020
That thing wey carry egungun reach express na im dey choke am before motor jam am...

For your sanity the next babe you meet NEVER look through her chats even when invited. Take heart bro and I get the feeling this babe never give you head before hence your amazement...

Take heart bro. Welcome to the casualties of love

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by oyekan1997(m): 10:01pm On May 21, 2020
And this one too make FP, chai.. I don't even understand NL this day self
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Pablo47(m): 10:01pm On May 21, 2020
kizwid:
werey, come carry ma own leg walk na grin.
man up, e don happen to you be dah. as a nigur, take all the necessary evidence, keep it to ya self. continue to de enjoy ur sex life with ya till the day her pussy tire you then release the evidence

As a very good bad guy
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by TourismMan(m): 10:04pm On May 21, 2020
The day I had access to my supposed girlfriend then phone, this is exactly what I got if not worst. Brothers, fear women in this life o. Fear women. That is all I can say.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 10:06pm On May 21, 2020
Heistman:
maybe this one but most Ladies no go make heaven

If dem manage make heaven sef dey won't be allowed to see God

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Oluwahelpme(m): 10:06pm On May 21, 2020
Go join ur ancestors naa, at least they will share rice at ur burial, which will serve as covid-19 relief.
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Humanoid01(m): 10:06pm On May 21, 2020
iyke926:
Just keep her as a fuckmate and don't over react. Withdraw all the caring, emotional bullcrap, financial support and keep her solely for curing konji. And when next you fvck her...use vex stab the pussy with your prick. Don't take women serious
Bros nor vex abeg, but you nor well o hahahahaha!
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by chaloskyx: 10:06pm On May 21, 2020
wake her up and tell her you want to teach her how to suck preek smiley

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by UndauntedYOCA(f): 10:07pm On May 21, 2020
Lol. Sorry about that.
Break up with her.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by ikhalyfah(m): 10:08pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
No do relationship, no do relationship, una no wan hear. Okay ooo. Continue

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by llade(m): 10:09pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Thank God when I met my wife 15 yeas ago girls never dey exposed to what we are seeing today.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by openmine(m): 10:09pm On May 21, 2020
@OP.....Learn to have less expectations about people and you will never be disappointed! cool cool

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by omohdesmond(m): 10:09pm On May 21, 2020
Guy your babe has some real explaining to do she even dy do Mouth Action behind yr back for another guy

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by TSBO: 10:10pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went...

Very funny write up.

Hope you are putting your writing skills to good use. Focus on how to do that and forget the current situation.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 10:10pm On May 21, 2020
just cos u check ordinary phone and u saw her sex chat now u cant walk sad
so what of if na exam u write wey u fail will u die then sad?
though i will pardon u if u have heart attack if u see ur exam result an u fail than going through a gf"s phone and seeing sex chats

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by eneyoduke(m): 10:11pm On May 21, 2020
Corona heal you
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Humanoid01(m): 10:12pm On May 21, 2020
Irabor1990:
Na wa oo..with all these that is happening dis days, shey person go see husband marry like dis so since one or two babe don turn almost all guys to indabosky bahose
Laugh wan tear my boxers. Una go hear wehn!

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Orpe7(m): 10:12pm On May 21, 2020
But ur fingers dey work well enough to type
Craze dey ur head
Better leave her quick before she dash u AIDS
thats if she never give u STD already
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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by enirock(m): 10:13pm On May 21, 2020
iyke926:
Just keep her as a fuckmate and don't over react. Withdraw all the caring, emotional bullcrap, financial support and keep her solely for curing konji. And when next you fvck her...use vex stab the pussy with your prick. Don't take women serious

And after this he feels embittered and chooses to spread the bitterness to every lady he comes across just because one out of multitude hurt his feelings and broke his heart.

If you listen to this my friend after sleeping with her you will feel pitiful and angry and it will take God's grace to bring you back from the road the above will lead.

when she's awake tell her what you've seen and ask her your crime and where you failed to take care of her... gain closure, and let her go... don't even keep her as s_x mate because with every plunge, u inhibit tour feeling capacity and with time you become a man whose emotions are buried and our community suffers for it because it comes around either as a bastardized child, a lady resenting and hating guys because of treatment from another guy and all whot not

gain closure, end the relationship, heal and move on

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by naija4life247: 10:14pm On May 21, 2020
Makavelli25:
Mhen
If na me,i go screen shot the shats,send am to my phone.

Immediately she comot for my place,na im she go see for her inbox
Case closed

ps check link in my signature now

That's how you will lose a free community pusssy. So, wetin you gain? A Yoruba Demon will not do that, even an Igbo Wizard will not. A real Niggga will keep evidence but will never let it out, just continue fuccking, when you are tired of the pusssy, you dump the public pusssy and move on to the next victim.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Prof0fficial: 10:15pm On May 21, 2020
when you expect the worst from best people there will be no surprises
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by jonahhh: 10:15pm On May 21, 2020
na so dem dey behave...

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