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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by cray91(m): 10:54pm On May 21, 2020
Bro Take Heart! Na one of those things. in this era of social media no more love na just to dey play along with eachother

You break up with a girl in the morning before night she don dey date 20already

Gone are the days our girls weep for break up now they already got backups waiting in line for you

Not even waiting in line dem don dey share your food with you already

Never take any girl serious again. LOVE AND relationship not like before in our parents Time
Social Media don spoil love affairs already

use this MEME below to smart up bro and ginger yourself cuz more of this still coming your way. Bleep love and Bleep Dating!
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by philip0906(m): 10:55pm On May 21, 2020
enirock:


And with each plunge you relive her betrayer again and again and again and you wonder why relationship- wise you are static...
You may cure jonji but you scar yourself continually. And to think she apologized and you still treat her such and tomorrow we believe we know love
You dey form loverboy undecided

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 10:55pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
"your babe" came to your house,she ordered you to go buy pad for her(nah only your side dem dey sell pad abi see no get leg,see scope) and you also cooked for her.... weakness
ohh,you do know about dating codes/laws but the only one you have up there is "don't invade your girls privacy",you forget about the being a bad boy principle so she could show her true self while dating you,what of the laws that says "observe to see the cheating signals" and "never trust,don't be too loved up"..

all the years I've been a guest in nairaland,I do see ubunja miseducation,I thought his message would have caused a chain of strength to the weakness of men the society is breeding..

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by iosasbabe: 10:56pm On May 21, 2020
raphroye:
No tell me say you no dey see traces before now say no be only you dey strive am o


He was too carried away by infatuation to notice the signs


I believe in signs
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Zharliemagn(m): 10:56pm On May 21, 2020
madampresident:
Fake story

Which one is fake here sir? Shea girls no de do de one weh bad pass that one ni? I have personally seen worse cases so it's not a new thing, only God will help we de innocent

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Awoleesu(m): 10:57pm On May 21, 2020
Heistman:
maybe this one but most Ladies no go make heaven

Amen!
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by enirock(m): 10:57pm On May 21, 2020
philip0906:

You dey form loverboy undecided


nor be lover boy thing just sad reality of life. We nor dey like see how our decisions dey affect the other person

We all get flaws yes but the little we can do right should be done right
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by wowmenow: 11:00pm On May 21, 2020
kizwid:
werey, come carry ma own leg walk na grin.
man up, e don happen to you be dah. as a nigur, take all the necessary evidence, keep it to ya self. continue to de enjoy ur sex life with ya till the day her pussy tire you then release the evidence

na man you be
best option
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Samiah33(m): 11:01pm On May 21, 2020
Who send you first to go open phone? It’s both sexes by the way

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Myhusband(m): 11:02pm On May 21, 2020
iyke926:
Just keep her as a fuckmate and don't over react. Withdraw all the caring, emotional bullcrap, financial support and keep her solely for curing konji. And when next you fvck her...use vex stab the pussy with your prick. Don't take women serious


cheesy

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by philip0906(m): 11:02pm On May 21, 2020
enirock:


nor be lover boy thing just sad reality of life. We nor dey like see how our decisions dey affect the other person

We all get flaws yes but the little we can do right should be done right
Nah...Look out for yourself first. If looking out for yourself means fvcking as much women and changing them like diapers, you should happily do it and not give a hoot about how they feel. They wouldn't either so your best bet is to flex your life.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by jubrilELsudan: 11:03pm On May 21, 2020
YOU ARE VERY STUPID.

CORONA FALL INSIDE YOUR ANUS.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by HornyTave: 11:03pm On May 21, 2020
Oh Lord Ive sin. forgive me.
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by donMIG(m): 11:03pm On May 21, 2020
Stop milking it
E dei happen... No b new tin
My advice... Don't call the name of ur God in vain... Him no for b ur mate
Him no send u go for premarital shits like that coz for babe make she ask u to go buy her pad... U too don dei browse the place b dat
Again...
No dei reason am oo... Na babes b dat... Some times jeje folo d one wei show u say she spoil oo... This innocent lookin ones can do tins ehn

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Jaspaman: 11:05pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

grin grin
Come on you can't be this funny. For a woman that anit worth it... grin grin

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by mzhazel(f): 11:05pm On May 21, 2020
OP, your sense of humour ehn.... Your story got me laughing even tho it's a serious matter.





You better gain control of your legs asap and deal with this palava you've put yourself in.
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by mukykaffe: 11:05pm On May 21, 2020
Why you no fit work again? No be retired agbero you be grin
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by foleskay(m): 11:07pm On May 21, 2020
Lol. Me wey spend 3 hours ontop pusssy this afternoon. If d babe isnt your wife,, ditch her and move to the nxt available one. Babbes plenty for town that need serious knacking.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 11:07pm On May 21, 2020
JentuPrinz:
It's too risky to check ur partner's phone.Is beta to stay away from it.Even if i took my gal phone,na her gallery i go go check,maybe lookin at her pix and some funny videos.Sometimes if i go check her inbox and see guys sending her love msg,i go just laugh and i go even copy am use it for other chic.


if the quy thinks it's too risky to check his partner's phone, how else would he had been eye'opened?!

don't you think he would still be in the dark, eyeinq his partner as his wife-to-be without knowinq she's olosho'factorial?!

well, the ball is in your court, risk checkinq out your partner's chats, messaqes and be enliqhtened...or chose not to take the risk and be in the dark forever..

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by foleskay(m): 11:11pm On May 21, 2020
princessyere1:
Wow

Baby.
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Fragility6: 11:11pm On May 21, 2020
galaxy2020:
Shay them tie you to her?
Dem no tie her to am cum mean say she go turn public toilet? D way una dey reason eh.Tueh
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Dearlord(m): 11:11pm On May 21, 2020
We worry ourselves so much over a useless issue.
We should learn to give no Bleep to any mother fucker.
We are born alone and so shall we die alone.
We should make ourselves happy by ourselves all the time.
Stressing ourselves over the right things or the right partner is a mare mirage.

Let us learn to be strong to face and change any choice we make without breaching the pillars of our longetivities

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by EPIJOE: 11:12pm On May 21, 2020
[quote author=Exc2000 post=89706834] cool


Stop having unrealistic expectation on a lady you haven't engaged or married, infidelity and cheating is only for married people after saying their vows, or engaged couples who had made there intentions clear..

relationship these days is like shareholders company, its who controls the highest stake in a kpekus that is the main guy while others are side niggars, even as you are getting angry be certain that many fvckers are in her facebook and instagram DM trying their luck to gain the opportunity to slack the pvssy

So kindly also toast more girls, go on dates, have fun and have side chicks, option A, option b and Option C in another state or location, this way you can also enjoy your life without too much worries and wouldn't be going to buy pad and cooking cat fish over Vagina that is cheaply available to everyone this days even teenagers, brick layers and agbero

In your 20s you are supposed to explore all your options and browse every available kpekus so that you can settle for the best, your girlfriend already knows the drill, na you still dey slack

BAD ADVICE, HE MIGHT NOT GET LUCKY, PRAY FOR GODS GUIDANCE.

DEVIL HAD CORRUPT THE WOULD. IT TAKES ONLY PRAYER TO GET THE RIGHT PARTNER NOWADAYS.

BUT SEEK ALL IN PRAYERS. BUT FIRST ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by humilitypays(m): 11:12pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
lafmaoòoo ooh shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy

Hope your sight has been restored now and you can walk too angry
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Papadoh(m): 11:13pm On May 21, 2020
From the streets did she emerge; and to the streets will she return. And i say unto you "she is for the streets." So be not weary when she must return from whence she came. That's from the bible bro, so take heart and get the f@ck up!
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Ghostmode2two(m): 11:13pm On May 21, 2020
OP welcome to mugus club for believing before you checked your chick phone say na only you dey hammer that girl. Don't trust any girl guy. You fall my hand for this matter. You nor hear for China say woman who born twins, the twins nor be same father? Na two men do the work and na their separate sperms fertilize the eggs. Just drink better beer and eat very well because you just receive better deliverance.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Kanohot: 11:14pm On May 21, 2020
sorry bro m still dey nurse my own pain here o, after 2 children what i saw on her Facebook chatting with a friend was a murder,now I'm thinking of doing dna for the children after I do hiv test for myself

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Mart1994(m): 11:16pm On May 21, 2020
madampresident:
Fake story
What kind of insensitive statement is that?

Well am not surprised. Most of y'all Nigerian girls are just a bag of flesh and bones.

Nothing more.
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:18pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??



It's been two days,

I hope you've recovered from the shock?
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:18pm On May 21, 2020
Mart1994:

What kind of insensitive statement is that?

Well am not surprised. Most of y'all Nigerian girls are just a bag of flesh and bones.

Nothing more.



Just because she didn't buy the story, so that automatically makes her useless?

Grow up boy!

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:20pm On May 21, 2020
Jaspaman:


grin grin
Come on you can't be this funny. For a woman that anit worth it... grin grin


See am


Na your type dey wash your babe, menstrual pants.

Dey form commando for here
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Ifechukwude2020: 11:20pm On May 21, 2020
This na fake story,too many comas

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