icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

A larger percentage of ladies are guilty of this. I have experienced such too. went through my gf's phone and saw where a guy was telling her how he enjoyed d way she moaned on missionary as against the doggy style

MejiLoyon:
Stay there. When mosquito locate you you go go sleep

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

I don't understand why you think you broke a rule. It's that action that has saved you from being continuously foolish.

pocohantas:
No be your fellow man dey fck am?

Men are polygamous in nature. Another man fck your babe, you start to cry.

pocohantas,which babe naa,who dash am babe,him don marry am.

Ha hahhahahaha I no fit laugh. This is the real dammmmn niggagarrr. Sorry man

raphroye:
No tell me say you no dey see traces before now say no be only you dey strive am o

I tell you, when it comes to concealing things, women are way way way advanced.

seanwilliam:
and dont forget to always use raincoat..


If her pussy sweet, and u no want to start pussy hussling, keep her and turn her to your sex object .Fhuck her like say she no get creator.

Kill all the feelings for her

To be honest, I hate all these relationships talk talk...
If you are in relationship, have it at the back of your mind that your girl go still fhuck up las las..


Except Virgin, no girl worths the stress.. u still have 90% assurance on virgin..


Ask yourself why jesus no get wife...
Ask yourself why God no get wife...
Ask yourself why satan no get wife...



Take 10 dosage of redpill for today

hahhahahaha omo ehn. Boss una Wan kee mii here o.

Dearlord:
We worry ourselves so much over a useless issue.
We should learn to give no Bleep to any mother fucker.
We are born alone and so shall we die alone.
We should make ourselves happy by ourselves all the time.
Stressing ourselves over the right things or the right partner is a mare mirage.

Let us learn to be strong to face and change any choice we make without breaching the pillars of our longetivities

and unto us this passage which is the word of the century has been passed,any man/woman that seeks to live life to the fullesr shoud follow the word.....selah

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Abeg go and sit down, like you're a saint.. let he who's without sin be first to cast a stone... and besides who sent you message.. aproko kee you dia, curiosity gba jie isi gi dia

madampresident:
Fake story

"Fake story" team don land. I hail o

wait oo, between guys and ladies who cheat pass these days?

philip0906:

Nah...Look out for yourself first. If looking out for yourself means fvcking as much women and changing them like diapers, you should happily do it and not give a hoot about how they feel. They wouldn't either so your best bet is to flex your life.

Imagine your blood been in this position God forbid, will you still maintain the same stance

Rahyberg:
The kind of Ladies we have nowadays is making me to fear Relationship a lot.

Baba, count you losses and move on.

That is how they do.

I fear person wey no fear Woman.

That's is human for you.
Never expect much from anyone except urself.
Parents, brothers, sisters, wife, children and girgirlfriends will always let you down.
Don't take life seriously, else you will waste your time sobbing and regretting.
Humans are naturally ppromiscuous.

First, you cannot be Jesus son when you are a flirt.
Secondly, this is what you get when you think you are too smart and goes for sophisticated ashawos instead of marrying.
And thirdly, this is a warning for you that if you don't repent now from sinning against God with your body, untimely death is your portion from STRANGE WOMEN.
Take note.

tyson99:

To even marry sef dey worry my soul

the same for me, after all I am hearing and seeing nowadays, marriage which was once something good is becoming evil and being a regrettable decision to make. The best thing now is to stay alone to avoid had I known
MARRIAGE IS HAPPY AND PEACEFUL TODAY DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT COULD REMAIN THE SAME FOREVER.

majamajic:


Really , so this can't happen or that chats like that doesn't go on ?
Which side is fake pls indicate

No mind the idiot living in denial ..
A certain guy threatened to kill me all because of a fellow corp member, said I took her from him. Infact na the babe sef brake the info for me and adviced me to stay away and be cautious when close to the guy since we stay close. Years later when this girl came over to my place and I went through her phone I saw were the guy was persuading the girl to come for a visit that HE IS STILL FIT. I weak sha but life goes on.. so imagine this, the guy would have easily used the babe to eliminate me just like that

Exc2000:



Stop having unrealistic expectation on a lady you haven't engaged or married, infidelity and cheating is only for married people after saying their vows, or engaged couples who had made there intentions clear..

relationship these days is like shareholders company, its who controls the highest stake in a kpekus that is the main guy while others are side niggars, even as you are getting angry be certain that many fvckers are in her facebook and instagram DM trying their luck to gain the opportunity to slack the pvssy, you shoud also hunt other girls like that

So kindly also toast more girls, go on dates, have fun and have side chicks, option A, option b and Option C in another state or location, this way you can also enjoy your life without too much worries and wouldn't be going to buy pad and cooking cat fish over Vagina that is cheaply available to everyone this days even teenagers, brick layers and agbero

In your 20s you are supposed to explore all your options and browse every available kpekus so that you can settle for the best, your girlfriend already knows the drill, na you still dey slack

.

Exactly.

ybalogs:
Could be fake but happens. Mine looks faker sef but madam,e real pass real.

baba open thread one day tell us abeg. Lol

seanwilliam:
and dont forget to always use raincoat..


If her pussy sweet, and u no want to start pussy hussling, keep her and turn her to your sex object .Fhuck her like say she no get creator.

Kill all the feelings for her

To be honest, I hate all these relationships talk talk...
If you are in relationship, have it at the back of your mind that your girl go still fhuck up las las..


Except Virgin, no girl worths the stress.. u still have 90% assurance on virgin..


Ask yourself why jesus no get wife...
Ask yourself why God no get wife...
Ask yourself why satan no get wife...



Take 10 dosage of redpill for today

hahahaha my man Don turn pastor lol

madampresident:
Fake story

i don't see the reason for someone to fake a fairly common scenario like that,men are also part of the problem, it is men that fvck these women and the influence of internet,social media,etc,has made this generation to be hypersexually charged,any body with a smart phone can easily watch,download the most incredible sexual fantasy of his or her dreams and having the viewer on almost permanent sexual standby mode,

Female gender. An average nija guy have never been lucky with girls

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

This torey wey u nack us, dey totori me for Belle...i faint as i Laf too hard. Now that i dun get myself, i go talk few yarns here.
the truth be say, girls ar not the same. though, majority of Dem get wahala well well, but u go still see very few wey still dey behave well.
To get good gal Na luck....nd the luck hard pass Naija bet own.
i Laf wen some dey talk say Dem no go marry cos of wetin women Dey do....The thing be say women ar necessary evils, u must learn to live wit them Ni unless u go Dey cook or buy food chop for the rest of ur life....U go cum graduate from Bachelor enta manchelor

Lostz:
I will wake her up with a heavy slap, then throw her out of my house immediately.


I like confronting this kind of problems the moment there is still anger in my heart

baba seriously the moment the anger still dey your mind no tally to confront o. That kind anger fit make you scatter a whole house na. If na around 3am you go chase her out?

Y go into a relationship Wen u know u won't be loyal.. y hurt someone else's feelings.. stay single n fvck around.. nobody gets hurt that way..

Lostz:
I will wake her up with a heavy slap, then throw her out of my house immediately.


I like confronting this kind of problems the moment there is still anger in my heart

hahahaha boss this your talk dey funny o... Lol

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Abeg nigga come complete the story
Which action you take

Lostz:


end up in jail for what? I am not killing her.



those types of problems are better solve when you are still angry and not thinking properly

hahahaha boss. Seriously no be so. You're funny ehn.

madampresident:
Fake story

wetin you wan talk before shebi you be one of those ladies, it's not surprising hearing this from u.

Na so una dey end up as single mummy na una plenty nowadays just keep on building yourself your separate room is awaiting you.

Na them go many pass for hell fire. They lie more than anything, very wicked with low IQ and still claim to know more than everyone. #Tufiakwa

JoshRocs:
Bro it's OK just get yourself together, I received my own yesterday couldn't sleep all through the night. she told me yesterday I spent the day with my friend, I mean boo you understand na my boyfriend. later on asked if I wanted to say anything before she told about her day. I've learnt my lessons

nawao. Sorry boss

Rahyberg:
The kind of Ladies we have nowadays is making me to fear Relationship a lot.

Baba, count you losses and move on.

That is how they do.

I fear person wey no fear Woman.

The same way some guys(may be not you) are not committed to their relationship. He who would come to equity must come with clean hands.